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THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS. TUESDAY, MAY 13, 191
1 he Dingbat hamily
By Herriman
This Spartacus Was Too Small a Cuss
iniemMuooAj Service.
Court “Graft
Temptations
3 OWE
HE MEANS
Vou MVi,
"what vL
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CALL To r
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-'AMONG you WHO i
DAISES t)AV THA^ r
EVEft IN PRIVATE /
FIGHT* Ok PUBLIC
, BRAWL' ME. ACnoWsv
l DID BELIE MY TdLl»U6J
i Let Him t^TAwD/
\ FOKYH AND (
flF There Be THfeEE.]
) of You who Dare. /
) face me oaj THe /
I BLOODV C? I|
let Them Come cm) •
Always Thu-s
GNAfcK
TW..
OF-Course.
You WAS NT,
"Archi bald
CKEREL
TU5T ft*.<
VTWAT
I most s
v HOw i DOVt
Well. Lots cfl.
Times its Tre
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HA, U)HY
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Dowt ever “ Judge '
A 'SILK HET By
, IT5 LOOKS,
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By Cliff Sterrett
Sad Mistake to Tip in Advance
Copyright, 1913, International New* Serving
Great Cuusl Polly WhaTs Became.
or Them movin' meki? f Tipped
'EM A dollar. APIECE , /4M' r
TOLD 'tM T'HURRV EACK FER^
(Th/5 HERE St-COUD LOAD! I OdTTA
y~]<S(T DONL/wToThE OFFICE I
/ ) HAl/£, I C/UJT Stick CT^
aroukid hece /111 DAyy^?.
y'pooR Boob ! What
DID Yfci/ Slip 'EM
That Coiaj so
? cJuick tor ?
My Ljfagous I
NLE BeeaJ
here Three
hours Am'
the first)
Load AiijV \
SHOW/ED UP,
^vn ? A
I DECLARE
VCkjcoWeSS
Ev/erV Time
i leav/e.
AHyTHWJOr
To VtR GMCLE
THIS IYTHe
; .'iu I umiimiiiK->. A1IC7 lauy ill t-lUC!5-
tlon possessed great Influence In the
i political world, and openly promised
I the official a baronetcy if he would do
I this for her. When he declined to
take any part in this scheme he was
i then threatened with the lady’s grave
lispleasure, and was bluntly told that
/he would make it her business to see
f that he was removed from his posi-
, tion. His retort was prompt and sur-
| prising.
By Tom McNamara
Anyway, Everything Turned Out All Right for the Giants
R*gi„ter«l Pntted State* Patent Office
He wdnt direct to his official
j chief and laid the whole incident be
fore him. with the result that he con
tinues to hold his position in the
household and the lady in question no
longer receives invitations to court.
Lord Stamfordham once remarked
that “one never knows how popular
one is until one is appointed to ft
position at court." This is certainly
true, since invitations from people of
whom one has had no previous knowl
edge simply pour in from all quar
ters upon those whose good fortune
It is to serve either the King or the
Queen. An amusing story may be
told in this connection. About this
time last year an extremely well
dressed lady went up to an official
of the Lord Chamberlain's depart
ment in Piccadilly one morning, ad
dressed him by name, shook him
warmly by the hand, reproached him
for having "neglected her for so
long." and made him promise he
would call upon her on the following
Thursday. This dene, she tripped
away, leaving the courtier gazing
after her in amazement, since he had
not, and has not to this day, the
slightest idea of her identity.
King Edward’s Champagne.
It Is not often that an official of
the court Is so directly approached
with an offer of monetary reward for
his services in getting a royal war
rant as was the case a few months
ago. He was -written to by a firm of
cigarette merchants hailing from
America, forwarding him samples of
their goods, together with the cool in
timation "that they were well aware
that the cigarettes 'were Just the
thing the King could smoke and en
joy,” and that for every 1,000 that
His Majesty ordered the official ap
proached could have 60 per cent of
the account repaid.
The reply was curt, but deserved.
It was to the effect that the samples
had been handed by the courtier to
his Chauffer, who pronounced them
rubbish, and that In those circum
stances he did not feel Justified in
pressing them upon his sovereign.
It was due to the late King Ed
ward, one of the finest connoisseurs
of wine who ever lived, being served
with a very indifferent brand of
champagne one morning that the
gravest ease of corruption that has
ever been proved against the officials
of the British court was brought to
light. He asked the name of the firm
Who Supplied it and what on earth
it was doing in his cellars. He pur
sued this matter to some length and
Ultimately found that one of his most
trusted servitors had been substan
tially bribed to introduce this wine
into the bins of the then Prince of
Wales preliminary to an application
for the royal warrant In the ordinary
course. It Is on record that the of
fender In this case was continued In
his position Just under half an hour
after King Edward was informed of
his identity.
MY EM, DO US A FAVOR WILLYA* EAGLE BEAK S PRD PER 1$
HIDING in his cellar and his kid STEP sisTer is watch -
A i HfM-60 down and GET HER away SOS HE CXW SNEAK
01 AND UUN ODR SAME FOR US, TftET OTHER SIDE IS AHEAD
NOW 7Z To Elf AND ITS THE 52- MIAI/Nb !/• -'*
ALL RIGHT, YOUTAKE HER~
DOWN TO THE GROUNDS W(TH
YOU, SHE MUJHT BE A GOOD
MASCOT- ILL 60 AND ATTEND
TO EAGLE BEAK S STEP 5I5TER’
THANKS EVER SO MUCH EM
COME ON, COME ON,
EVERY MINUTE COUNTS
HURRY UP! ^
GOSH, WHAT'S ALL THAT
YELLIN' DOWN TO THE s
\GROUNDS ABOUTJT"
COME <JN MARY GRAB
MY MlTTl r
cooked
and
SERVED
IE STARFISH 6IANT6 WO/0
STERDAY'S GAME- EAGLE BEAK.
SPRUDER SHOWED UP IN THE
AND TURNED THE TIDE- EMILY
MORTON STALLED Hl$ KID STEP SISTER
AWAY FROM HIM SOMEHOW OR OTHER,
( 1 CAN'T Y
TAKE l
Y MARY \
UllTH ME )
SHE'LL J
, QUARREL %
WITH
EAGLE BEAKS
step sister;,
THATS HOW HE WAS ABLE TO SHOW
OP-THREE CHEERS FOR EMILY !
STANDING OF THEM THERE CLUBS
• U). L. P, C
HINKIEV to l.OOi
GIANTS" . 4 3 .57
.SOOTH IBS H va
QLEAS* 1 6 ‘/m
( ' SOMETHIN' mdsta happened! )
NOTHIN' AT ALL SKINNY
YOU LITTLE NO ACCOUNT GOOD for nothing SAWED off scamp f
v t told you to mind the brat and you said you would : /
just look at the “predicam" you've got me info and me)
, TRY JN6 SO HARD TO DO YOU A FAVORYOU OUGHT TO
BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, r y J
SKIM/VY SHAKIERS 6006LY DEPT
SHANER'S «
DRAWING
lessons jumping rope
(FOR DAMES)
O/runjoVo tfr n/^XaridYuyz^'
IVHAT is A 6000 WAT TO MAKF THE
HOURS 60 FAST? - USE THE SPUR.
OF 7HEMOMENT, - THERE YA IS?
tt&ULQj 6M. -fat Zfr-duOJy
FROM RAY M1L6R-* RIDGEWOOD, U. $.A
Mi IS WERE fJO SUCH TH/N6
AS A WHOLE DAY HUH?
SHANER ONLY GOT
HIT ON THE BEAN
GEE, I WONDER
WHERE THE BRAT
WENT AT ? -7-
0Amara
peek in) To-morrows paper
Bringing Up Father
By George McManus
Copyright. 1P13. International News Service.
WONT L
Be. another 'dmf
I wouldm <0 To
AKOTHE^ feed UK
TH AT for monet:
**y Time too ha>
ANOTHER OOTTUE
WINe TO trade Fc
A ^>tein of beer
Yovj just come
"'•herf; , -
I Aim vert RLE A-bFD
TO BE here TOHtc,HT
It NAB BEEN A
<«Rt*T -Pleasure <
to me-etc:
AENTUEMEN '
I WO NOT EXPECT
—■ TO BE CALLED
—- ON VOMHJlff —
‘LAY - WILL.
Yoose make
A TRADE WITH
, ME ?
I COULD I
LIVE FOR
tVCR WITH
OUT WINE
HOH-
V1NF
A number of enthusiasts, returning
from an important match In N»w
York, were playing cards in a railway
carriage. Among the number was a
rather shady individual who had lost
°ne eye. but seemed to be winning
treely, and time after time he scooped
Jri the money, put down by his less
fortunate comrades.
This continued for some time, when
the man at the head of the table felt
he could stand it no longer; eo he
rose in a fearful temper and re
marked :
"Look ye ‘ere, boys, someone here
b cheatin’. Now. I don’t "Want te
mention my names, but if he does it
again I’ll knock bis oihgc-eiH*-out,''
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