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THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS.
By Herriman
The Dingbat Family
Making Charles
Happy
You Never See a Red-Haired Swami
Ooparrlght, 1913, Int*rn*tlon«l N>w» Sanrire
Th(le.£ Days
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HAD GATHERED EAJCUSH
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The. Home-Plate.'.
\tou,A«D we. KvaoTHVr
Thig Si6W 's oaj THe-
LEVEL., BoT you CANT
BlAME. HIM FOA HAVING
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'When he heaad That Thee
WAS COMIAlG HE FY-EUJ IKTTC/
A MIGHTY PA&t, AMD HAS /
vTAE MOW BeATETH IT ToJ
\ a vic/m Age, unknown/
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A Humorous Story, Complete
for clothes, when so many women
complain that they can not enlist
their husbands' attention or check
books in that noble cause.
"When f’hdrlee said yesterday morn
ing, 'My dear, you will attend to or
dering your spring hats before long,
will you not?’ I knew it was useless
to put off the matter any longer. So
I promised him that 1 would get
something that very day. I laid asida
j that wonderful new play of Strind
berg’s that I was going to take ov-r
to the park and read, and the poor
dear wrote me a check and went to
the office looking quite relieved in his
mind.
“After he had gone, I stopped to
finish only one act of Strindberg and
then I started. On the way downtown
I figured out Just what kind of hat 1
should get.
"It was not so hard to plan one in
my mind, but it was a different mat
ter to find the hat that I had planned,
j I went to six shops and tried on about
( The Generosity of That
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By Hershfield
Dauntless Durham of the U. S. A
With a Brickbat Villain Desmond
Foils the Peerless Pitcher, D. D.
Copyright. 1913, International News Serrlc*
TXT CATCHER
IS OUT AMO
HE'LL NEVER
LATCH THE /
BAIL' / O
^ RE AT WORK,
’ RET> You tied
THE" vSCORT
THC CxAMG WILL
, BE" LALLTDON
\ ACCoyjHX-. OF
bONT DESPAIR,
(DURHAM MY
HERO-You \NILC
VHIN TOMORROW
\j HATE DESMOND
I'M HOLDING THEM SAFE
THIS HINGED BAT will EVEN
E'P THE .SCORE. I'Ll BEAT DURHAM
TOI - THE - SERIES AND WIN HIS GAL
\l TR IMA . I’M NEXT AT RAT '
('LL MOTION
For a nigh
one. Durham
,HAS MY
v Signal' ,.*
(THIRD will
.COME > N ON
( A PASSED
) BAIL. HERE
COMES A
bvNIFT
THEY'LL NEVER GtT THEIR
AlAN IN FROM THIRD
THE VILLAIN DESMOND f
IS UP NEXT. I'LL >£
' fan him and 'Can/cj§j
FACE KATRINA /£}&
I \nitm the good L^nm
kwtws y Mm
iURHAM
iOULH
SHE WILL. I
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was not with my looks, after all, that
I walked over to a counter where sev-
I eral untrtmmed hats were piled up In
j a bin and. a lot of women were clutch
ing at Them and bought the first one
from the top of the hear*. It Was light
and soft and felt comfortable and did
not make me look entirely like a ca-
toon when I was trying it on.
"So great was my relief at ending
my search that I took home the ita*
| with quite a feeling of satisfaction.
I reasoned that- it would be a simple
matter to trim It myself, for all I
should have to do was to leave off
most of the things that the trimmed
hats had on.
"That was yesterday morning. The
rest of the day and until midnight
last night I devoted to attempts to
trim the hat. Fortunately Charles
s-daved downtown to dinner, so I could
work without interruption. I trimmed
and untrimmed eight times and noth
ing that I could devise looked right,
so I gave it up in despair and went to
bed.
"This morning as soon as Charles
had gone I got the odious hat out
from under the bed, where I had hid
den it, and by the broad light of early
day discovered what was the matter
with it. The trouble was in the color,
which I had failed to observe closely.
It was not a norma! straw color nor a
yellow nor a brown, but a sickly,
bilious, yellowish green, which made
everything that it came into contact
with look seasick, including me.
“It being now too late to return ths
hat. which had begun to show signs
of wear. I carried it down to a dye
shop and found that they could color
it for me, but would have to change
the shape, which was the least objec
tionable thing about it, and that It
would take four weeks.
More Trouble.
“I then went to a department store
and bought a bottle of dye. which the
saleswoman said any child could ap
ply with a small brush. In attempting
to opeh the bottle after X had carried
it home my knife slipped, the tin cap
flew off and half the contents spilled
over the kitchen table, a stack of
dishes and the kitchen sink, to all of
which it immediately adhered like
enamel.
"Fortunately, It was Delia’s after
noon out. but as I knew that she
would be very cross when she saw
the dye I spent two hours and a half
and a can of scouring powder in re
moving it from the kitchen landscape
before I could return my attention to
the hat. The remaining contents of
the bottle I then applied to the hat,
except the part that splattered on my
self. I then relined it, trimmed it for
the ninth time, tried it. on and found
that I could stand to look at the fin
ished product in the glass without
feeling ill. I felt that T had earned
that hat.
"When Charles came home I had it
stuck on my head for him to look at
and was just beginning the second
act of Strindberg. He was very much
pleased, and said: 'That looks verv
nice, my dear. Now. you see how
easy it is to get becoming hats, so you
must go down and order two or three
more, and then you will be supplied
fr»r th^ a 11mmor *•
it
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Y; THE LUCKY
SEVENTH!
1 -TOMOfeHOW,
By Cliff Sterrett
Pa Has Grounds for an Argument, at That
Copyright, 1913, International New? Swrice
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The most BIAUTIHjc
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?CUN"J
By Tom McNamara
ou Don't Believe It Look for Yourself
RegletecH Dnltetl State* Patent Office
Cooked
and
SERVED.
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EXTRA
CLEAN
OH Lov EAgLE BEAKS KID
step sister i^ cor a bunch
OF MEASLES AN/5 EACLEBEAK
IS STAY/Mt Ar SHRIMP
flTNw'S HOUSE TILL SHE
<seTs well- hc can play
EUERY DAY WOOi- OH JOY
STAHJDIUL OF THE CLODS
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SKANER'S r~j
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DRAV»>iU6 NO- T
LESSONS
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iOHAT 6IDES more iWWEY
THAW A BEE - ALU 6EE,
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for the summer.
Not What He Meant.
J ONES and Long had not met for
years. Once—that Is. In the days
when both had been striving for
fame in their different professions—
they had been really good chums, and
many a talk had they enjoyed to
gether by the fireside as to the little
places they would take in the coun
try "when their ships came home.”
The dream of Jones has been real
ized, and now, although a portly old
fellow, it was with a sense of real
pleasure that he prepared for a visit
from his former friend.
"Ah. it’s solendid seeing you down
here. Long!” he said cordially, by way
of greeting. "Quite like old times—
what? And the missus. I know, is
longing to shake you by the hand.
But first—yes. you must come along
and have a look at my greenhouse.
You simply must!"
And Long went.
"Well, Jones," he said, "you’ve got
a mighty pretty place down here; but,
to my mind, it’s just a bit bare."
"Ohr replied Jones, cheerfuilj*.
"that's because the trees are sc
young! Next time you come—why
they'll be s big that you won't recog
nize theml’’
FOR the GiamTs - ic>6 To 4?
„ u/e ILLUSTRATED THI&
STjnT OF EAGLE3EAKS becalms
•M£ WOULDN'T EXPECT TOO TO
BELIEVE. )T UNLESS YOU SAW
(T U1I?H YOOR OUJM EYE'S
7WE STARFISH sianTs YA RUE LOOS
Twirler eagleREAK SPrdDER
stopping a home ROW with his
HAT IN THE FOURTH IWMlWb OF
YESTERDAY’S STaRFish 6/ANT-
SOllTTuE GAME, which RESULTED
IM AW ClJgR. UIHSlMiWG VICTORY
FROM Ton5 $. CITY U.S.- 1
WHERE DO PEOPLE WEAR
AJHsHr CAPS ?
ANSWER TO-MOIcRou) —