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TTTF ATLANTA GEORGIAN AXD NEWS TUESDAY, MAY 20. 1011 By Herriman You Never See a Red-Haired Swami Cupynfht. iU 13. international Nc*» iv*rvl<-# Three Days /.Ate ft. - UJHtAJ THE V OP IV Vt> OP A F OF V." 'G OP P. ' V OF V. HAD GATHERED EAJGUSH ajeave- To ft£t(/ft/u To Tine- Home-Plate.'. You, and uie Kmoio T^r TH1* sign ts on The level But you CAAT Blame HIM for nav/ajo Hi* Doubts, /vow /;«*Va ^ uoHtfcE is -rm W “MW THY HU3BACD MU5 D/AlbBAT 1 Cl ‘ Doe« me not Khotu That i the , VAUJAMi /H0H-LA5IE KHAA Dry— K 111 HERE ? fAH ujEll Tiubre Setter 1 1 1.- v IJ. /> Thats Pegging Him L Mom v - OH- / /WEAK 5WAM- EYE-',' SPEAVC I NOT WITH VEftiTV WHEN I 5 Ay AG HOW HE 15 A GEYSEft. 5f PA5i/0 A WOLLARiO OF r— “V VNEXATlOA/ ) He Did, He is A 'SPOUT OF ANGEA / AND Fen A r--^ 'FOUNTAIN 9F-J ^ vuANity • —) /OH /VOBil S.WAM-EVE 'Lumen he heard. That THee V COMIN’fo HE FLEUJ IktTD/ A Ml/,mv PARE AND HAL f ERR. NOW ftEATETH IT TO) i A vic/vAfeE- ucknown/ v *td me. -cr:— , 3'°?yEA V6AB0HC 1 'A/NIT iW; A Humorous Story, Complete Truth </T 1 sf p ms a curious perversity of J fate," said the young marrle l woman, "that I should have a husband who really has a high regard | f or ( lothe.-, w hen so many women complain that they can not enlist their husbands’ attention or cheek books In that noble cause. "When Pharjes said yesterday morn- ing. My dear, you will attend to or dering your spring hats before long, will you not?’ I knew it was useless to put off the matter any longer. Si I promised him that I would get something that very day. I laid aside that wonderful new play of Strind- | berg’s that I was going to take ov-r to the park and read, and the potr j dear wrote me a check and went ,o the office looking quite relieved in his ! mind. "After he had gone, I stopped to finish only one act of Strindberg and then I started. On the way downtown ■I figured out Just what kind of hat 1 should get. "It was not so hard to plan one ir. my mind, but it was a different mat ter to find the hat that 1 had planned. I went to six shops and tried on about SO hals before I began to feel dis couraged and decided that there must ; be something wrong with my looks She Looked Wild. ‘ In the sixth shop I met Mrs. Pel- ton. who looked wild-eyed and bellig erent. and had a curious little straw concoction set upon the top of her hair, with round red objects falling i off the back of it like a neck of apples descending: a stairway. ‘When she saw me, she clutched me menacingly by the arm, as if I were responsible for the present social sys | tern,, for she said: 'Isn’t it an outrage 1 that human intelligence has to be ex- pended upon pursuits like this! They talk about the senseless fashions of women! Do they realize tl^t men make these styles and then for ■<* them upon us? Do you know the ^meaning of *his whole insane subject of fashion? It’s a device perpetrated by the merchants and manufacturers to get rid of the unconsumed surplus. Now. when our sex has the ballot. I hope ’ “I calmed her down, as much as I could by telling her that 1 felt that way about it. However, I was so re lieved to find that perhaps the trouole was not with my looks, after all, that 1 walked over to a counter where sev eral untrimmed hats were piled up n a bin and a lot of women were clutch ing at them and bought the first one from the top of the heao. It was light and soft and felt comfortable and did not make me look entirely like a ca- toon when I was trying it on. “So great was my relief at ending my search that I took home the hat with quite a feeling of satisfaction. 1 reasoned that it would be a simple matter to trim it myself, for all l should have to do was to leave off most of the things that the trimmed hats had on. “That was yesterday morning. The rest of the day and until midnight last night I devoted to attempts to ; trim the hat. Fortunately Charles 4 stayed downtown to dinner, so I could work without interruption. I trimmed nnd untrimmed eight times and noth ing that 1 could devise looked right, so I gave it up in despair and went to bed. “This morning as soon as Charles had gone I got the odious hat out from under the bed, where I had hid den it. and by the broad light of early day discovered what was the- matter with it. The trouble was in the color, which I had failed to observe clpsely. It was not a normal straw color nor a yellow nor a brown, but a sickly, bilious, yellowish green, which made everything that it came into contact with look seasick, including me. “It being now* too late to return the hat. which had begun to show signs of wear. 1 carried it down to a dve shop and found that they could color it for me, but would have to change the shape, which was the least objec tionable thing about it. and that it would take four weeks. More Trouble. “I then went to a department stora and bought a bottle of dye. which the saleswoman said any child could ap ply with a small brush. In attempting to open the bottle after I had carried it home my knife slipped, the tin cap flew off and half the contents spilled over the kitchen table, a stack of dishes and the kitchen sink, to all of which it immediately adhered like enamel. . “Fortunately, it was Delia’s after noon out. but as I knew that she would be very cross when she saw, 1 the dye I spent two hours and a hall and a can of scouring powder in re moving it from the kitchen landscape before I could return my attention fa the hat. The remaining contents of the bottle I then applied to the hat, except tlie part that splattered on my self. I then relined it. trimmed it fol the ninth time, tried it on and foun<| that I could stand to look at the fin* ished product in the glass without feeling ill. I felt that I had earned , that hat. “When Charles came home I had i| stuck on my head for him to look a] and was just beginning the second act of Strindberg. He was very much pleased, and said: ‘That looks very nice, my dear. Now. you see how easy it is to get becoming hats, so you must go down and order two or thred more, and then you will be supplied for the summer. - ' mma ■ HE Gwe S /me. The- Pamama Canal't^ The Generosity of Thrt(_ yoCX CAT 15 UNBOUNDED ~\FbsiTiVEtv ccr- , JIGNAT2. I GlVtVbU Panama canals W£ MOMENT GENEROUS \ Dul; WHV ' Do You Give me The ' Panama Canal * Because " isnatz \ ~N I Dorn WONT IT - ’jg~7A)y self -j ai nvcir — UNBOUNDED ~y Dauntless Durham of the U. S. A By Hershfield With a Brickbat Villain Desmond Foils the Peerless Pitcher, D. D. Oopyrtfht, 1S18, International News Ser-tre THE CATCHER OfReAT WORK riL0Wi;X; bON’T DESPAIR, Durham.my HERO- You WILL WIN TOMORROW J HATE DIAMOND MY MAN ON THIRD Win COMf IN ON I A PASS/TD I BALL. HERE x > COMES A g, bW < f 1 r i on* I'M HOLDINR them safe THEY'LL NEVER C,CT l»lfl acan in from third THE VILLAIN DE SMOND , IS UP Nt XT . I'LL J Fan HIM AND i CAN// I FACT KATRINA /Cj l WITH THF LKX)D L WTfj THIS HINGfcD bat will EVEN UP the GCORE. I LL BEAT DURHAM FO' - THE SERIES AND WIN HIS LpAL V TK IN A. I'M NEY.T AT BAT' I'LL MOTION tOR A HH^H ome. Durham HAS MY V Signal' / IS OUT and HE'LL never LATCH THE / Ball ’ . !t>eSM0Nt>j49 RET? You TIED THE* C>CORf TH6 CtAMC w*el BE CALLED ON At COUNT-. OF YtouRtW* 49 bHF will I BE mia'e / YET ’ y VKAIK'iNA ) TTHE LUCKY SEVENTH! |:j -TOhORSlOW. Pa Has Grounds for an Argument, at That They fee_ VE«y,V/ERV THICK ^THeV 4ce( CA&oom'Sli Lt66o ME M4, 1 JuSt VVWMW/1 <4rr owe <Yooo LOORitYhFM Curls 4int IT 4 SHAME -THEV /4»WT OW A Girl y DONT Mdu KNCM •wc he is* wf: rt4R "lo£iO , THE TAM(X)€ OrTocwis t! 1 must Confess THAT I DofJT Rwoyt/ MUCH ABOUT , moTor boat 5 ! oh.'mv Gracious! j /4UHT SuSlt, 4INT HE I -YHF MOST BfAUTlK* >T)liWLt MAW 'VoVrTT' Ever Serw « HE’S" A BL4R 4u »GHT. r \)»HO I D’V’SuPTfcSE Ht’s ' A FPIEWO or the Boob u/hat VQAW& our. j S PicTure? M UCMAL4 KIAtfL HER. Pari "a QUICK'DEUCIA, "TAKE “TH/IT I MOWKEV- r i lRAREWCM jP/WAy F£dM \ 1 HIM* r-J om McNamara / You Don’t Believe It Look for Yourself Registe-ed United State* Patent Otfto* “S/f extra! oh Tot-EACCf beak’s kid ■yep sister is cor a bunch OF MEASLES AND 5A6L&BEAK IS sTat/mc. AT SHRIMP FlyMacs house till she 6e?s well-, hc cam play EuERY DAY MOLD - OHJOY STAWDIML Of THE CLUBS Hmioe*; V' 5«>THtES s: y .soo i q .ido 5K/NMY SHANES'S C006LY DEPT SMNER'S f-r EASY ,. .. _L_L DRA\»R4 ?- / L- U , T s, 2V Smutn to ryx&duLctfL WHAT SLUES, mkjre (Wa/bY THAW A BEE - AU) 6E£, DON'T YOU RAJOLO THAT? - two bees of course: HLE, HEE, HEg, HES ’ I sm. b'l ■ Tafa r Is r tTw tic A Not What He Meant. J ONES and Long had not met f«t years. Once—that is in the days when both had been striving fot fame in their different professions-^ they had been really good chums, and many a talk had they enjoyed to gether by the fireside as to the littk places they would take in the coun try “when their ships came home.” The dream of Jones has been real iz^d. and now. although a portly o!n fellow, it was with a sense of rea. pleasure that he prepared for a vL». from his former friend. “Ah. it’s solendid seeing you dowr here. Long!” he said cordially, by wa> of greeting. “Quite like old time?-- what? Anri the missus. I know, k longing to shake you by the hand But first—yes. you must come alonfi and have a look at my greenhouse You simply must!” And Long went. “Well, Jones.” he said, “you’ve go 1 a mighty pretty place down here: hut to my mind, it's just a bit bare.” “Oh!' replied Jones, cheerfully “that’s because the trees are young! Next time you come—whsi they’ll be so big that you won’t recog* nize them!” 7WE STARFISH SIAnTs /MARUELOUi TTWIRlER 6A6LEREAK SPruDER STOPPING A HOME RUN UilTH HlS MAT in THE FOURTH (OWING OF YESTERDAY'S STaRFish G/anT- SOllTHiE game ujHich Re$DLTTI> JM An QylgR. tDHfLffllNG VIC TORY FOR THE GiANtS*- lOG To 4? _ JjE iLLUiTRATED TH<G STUNT OF EA6LE8EAKS 8ECAUSE UlE UJOULDn'T EXPECT YOU TO BELIEUE JT OMLESF YOU SA*JU (T UJlfh YOUR OWN EYE'S FROM Toro sY CiTY U.S.A, |tm£R£ DO PEOPLE ci'EAR TWt MOGT Mi6wr CAPS ? ANSWER TO-MORROW —