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Copyright, 1918, International Ne>wa Serrice
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Making Charles
Happy
A Humorous Story, Complete.
IT seems a curious perversity of
I fate,” said the younff married
woman, ' that I should have a
husband who really has a high regard
j fnr clothes, when so many women
I complain that they can not enlist
! their husbands’ attention or check
I books in that noble cause.
"When Charles »ald yesterday morn-
; ing, ’My dear, you will attend to or-
i dering your spring hats before long,
will you not?’ I knew It was useless
to put off the matter any longer. Sj
I promised him that I would get;
something that very day. I laid aside
that wonderful new play of Strind
berg’s that I was going to take over
| to the park and read, and the po >r t
dear wrote me a check and went to
the office looking quite relieved in his
mind.
"After he had gone, I stopped to
finish only one act of Strindberg and
then I started. On the way downtown
! r figured out Just what kind of hat l
j should get.
"It was not so hard to plan one m
j my mind, bnt it was a different mat-;
ter to find the hat that I had planned.
I went to six shops and tried on about
I 80 hats before I began to feel dis
couraged and decided that there must
be something wrong with my looks.
She Looked Wild.
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"in the sixth shop I met Mrs. Pel-
I ton, who looked wild-eyed and bellig
erent. and had a curious little straw
concoction set upon the top of her
hair, with round red objects falling
off the back of it like a oeck of apples
• descending a stairway.
"When she saw me. she clutched me
menacingly by the arm, as if I were
; responsible for the present social sys
tem, for 9he said: ‘Isn’t it an outrage
ihat human intelligence has to be ex-
I pended upon pursuits like this! They
j talk about the senseless fashions of
! women! Do they realize that men
make these styles and then for -e
I them upon us? Do you know r the
meaning of ‘his whole insane subject
of fashion" It’s a device perpetrated
by the merchants and manufacturers
to get rid of the unconsumed surplus.
Now. when our sex has the ballot, I
hope ’
“I calmed her down, as much as I
could by telling her that I felt that
way about it. However, I was so re
lieved to find that perhaps the trouble
was not with my looks, after all, that
j I walked over to a counter where sev
eral untrimmed hats were piled up n
! a bin and a lot of women were clutch
ing at them and bought the first one
from the top of the heau. It was light
and soft and felt comfortable and did
not make me look entirely like a ea- /
toon when 1 was trying it on. *
"So great was my relief at ending
my search that I took home the hat
with quite a feeling of satisfaction
I reasoned that it would be a simpl{
matter to trim it rrjyself, for all
should have to do was to leave oft
most of the things that the trimmed
hats had on.
"That was yesterday morning. Th<*
rest of the day and until midnighJ
last night 1 devoted to attempts to
trim the hat. Fortunately CharbV
stayed downtown to dinner, so I could
work without interruption. I trimmed
and untrimmed eight times and noth
ing that 1 could devise looked right,
so 1 gave it up in despair and went to
bed.
"This morning as soon as FharleS
had gone I got the odious hat out
from under the bed. where I had hid
den it, and by the broad light of early
day discovered what was the matter
with it. The trouble was in the color,
which I had failed to observe closely.
It was not a normal straw color nor a
yellow nor a brown, but a sickly,
bilious yellowish green, which made
everything that it came into contact
with look seasick, including me.
"It being now too late to return the
hat. which had begun to show signs
of wear. I carried it flown to a dye
shop and found that they could color
it for me. hut would have to change
the shape, which was the least objec
tions ole thing about it. and that it
would take four weeks.
More Trouble.
"I then went to, a”department store
and bought a bottle of dye, which the
saleswoman said any child coukl ap
ply with a small brush. In attempting
to open the bottle after I had carried
it home my knife slipped, the tin cap
flew off and half the contents s'pilled
over the kitchen table, a stack of
dishes and the kitchen sink, to all of
which it immediately adhered like
enamel.
"Fortunately, it was Delia's after
noon out. but as I knew that sh* f
would be very cross when she saw
the dye I spent two hours and a half * '
and a can of scouring powder in re
moving it from the kitchen landscape
before I could return iny attention to
the" hat. The remaining contents of
the bottle I then applied to the hat*
except the part that splattered on my
self. I then relined it. trimmed it for
the ninth time, tried ft on and found,
that I could stand to look at the fin-' )
ished product in the glass without,
feeling ill. I felt that t had earned
that hat.
"When Charles came home I had it
stuck on my head for him to look at
and was just beginning the second
act of Strindberg. He was very much
pleased, and said: ‘That looks very
nice, my dear. Now. you see how
easy it is to get becoming hats, uo you
must go down and order two or three
more, and then you will' be supplied
for the summer."
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HAT !N THE FOURTH (WUlWG OF
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Not What He Meant.
TONES and Long had not met for
J .'ears. Once—that is in the da;
when both had been striving for
fame in their different professions -
they had been really good chums, an.*
man.' a talk had they enjoyed to
gether by the fireside as to tile little
places they would take in the coun
try w hen their ships came home.”
The dream of .Tones has been real
ized. and now, although a portly old
fellow, it was with a sense df rea]
pleasure that he prepared for a vis*
from his former friend.
"Ah. it’s snlendid seeing you dowr
here. Long!” he said cordially, by waj
of greeting. Quite like old times—
what? And the missus, I know, i!
longing to shake you by the hand
But first—yes. you must come alonf
and have a look at my greenhouse
You simply must!"
And Long went.
"M ell. Jones.” he said, "you’ve so'
a mighty pretty place down here; but
to my mind, it’s Just a bit bare." ^
“Oh!’ replied Jones, cheerfully B ’
"that’s because the trees are Sj
young! Next time you come—w’hjl
they’ll be so big that you wmn’t recog<
nize them;”