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IIEARST’S SUNDAY AMERICAN. ATLANTA, GA.. SUNDAY, MAY 25, 1913. m&wm W here’s more real enjoyment? The shady home-porch, a comfortable chair, a good cigar or pipe, a congenial friend, and a cool, refreshing bottle of Budweiser Every Week, 3,000,000 Bottles That Is the output of Budweiser. The Anheuser-Busch main plant and branches give employment to 7,500 people. The main plant covers 142 acres, equal to 70 city blocks. There are 110 separate buildings — a city in themselves. Hundreds of visitors everyday go through with guides to inspect this immaculate in stitution. One cannot see it without the convic tion that quality is an Anheuser-Busch rule. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis The Largest Plant of Its Kind in the World Some of the Principal Buildings U’.. iMWISI jptjgj JAS. F. LYNCH ATLANTA, GA Distributor ■yes,, CS«-DR*H TNS steccsro I A v-STreR fw* roue mcthe*- me utAgrs Tb ce** BAce. «e < WASN'T A8At> K® AT THAT. J tU CIS6 NISI AMOTM**- /( 1 CHSCVE vgs n,a: (iniG Hlf* A CNMKE.I CAN’T iEVCN ttEWIEt'lBt® \ HOW ME U ( uoostet) J r v *. * Just think, DtSDEHONA, At. Soon AS I Hail. t»uS> CSTTeis wet-i have A PA AGAIN j JNOOUO VOAAr AND TASt TN6 CU*|- OlA Of* ff\y HAlft. CHURCHES. CT EL these ex-treme-ly old build-lngs with han-dles on them. Are they ^ not queer? No. they are not freaks; those tall pick-ed things are not hand-les, but things called "spires.” The build-lngs are what were known a cen-tury a-go as “churches.” A church was a bulld-ing where peo-ple used to gath-er on days called j Sun days and read a book called the Bi-ble. A man was paid a large sum to do what was called “preach.” This was called “religion.” In those days the peo-ple used to sit In the churches in stead of go-ing out in-to Na-ture’s pure sun-shine. Let ue be thank-ful we now live in an en-light-ened age. DOCTOR. VOU do not know what the word “doctor” means. Let us ex-plain to * you. A-way back in the dark days of 1900 to 1960 and per-haps e ven before that, in the pre-his-tor-lc days, there were men who called them-selves "doc-tors." They used to try and heal the sick! There was sickness in those days. You do not know, of course, what sick ness is, since in these days of Ku-gen-ics there is no such thing as sick ness. But this pic-ture is of an an-cient doc tor who gave blt-ter drugs and ac-tu-ally cut off limbs and re-moved in-ter-nal or-gans to en able peo ple to live. They used to let any one live in those black days, in-stead of sav ing on ly the phy-si-cal-ly and men-tal-ly per-fect as we do to-day. Ah, my lit-tle readers, those were in-deed days of woe and dis-tress. Copyright, 1913, by the Star Company. Great Britain Rights Reserved. MAN. ' H LRE we have a man as he ac-tu-al-ly ap-peared up on the streets as late as the year 1964. Note his bl-fur-cated ne-ther gar-ment! Is It not ex-treme-ly fem-1-nlne? in those days man was of con-sid-er-able im-port-ance. He ac-tu-al-ly had the priv-i-lege of vo-ting! Not on-ly that, but it is claimed by va ri ous nls-to-rians that away back a-bout the year 1913 man did all, or near-ly all the vo-ting! Pre poB-ter ous as this may seem to-day, In this en light ened age, it is, ne-ver-the-less true that wo-man real-ly al-lowed man to vote for near-ly fif ty years, or un-til the year 1968. It is now near ly twen-ty years since a man has ex-pressed a de-sire to vote. That man was—of course— prompt-ly e-lec-tro-cu-tea. B. G. SANDEN CO.. 1281 Broadway. New York. N. V. Dear Sirs Please forward me your book, as advertised, free, sealed. ADDRESS a liar, and decided to find out. A few mornings later he got up at 2 o’clock and went to the neighbor’s house. He rapped on the back door and the woman of the house opene<l it. ‘‘Where Is your husband?” asked the farmer, expecting to find the neighbor in bed. “He was around here early in the morning,” answered the wife, “hut I don’t know where he is now.” The First Reader Printed in the Year 2911 Compiled by LEWIS ALLEN. C. Mutt and His Sister Get an Awful Shock BY BUD” FISHER Copyright, 1913, by the Star Company. Great Britain Right* Referred. r'M TiteD O* LWMfr nw. WR.rre HlfA NOW TO COf<\£. KOfAG ALONE . I wAbAY To GO HOfAfc WITH CHILDR.SN* 1 haven’t ) FOR. OVCR- V*/0 <£££• ir>*. ft® ' GR.SAT To HAH€ am OLD HAM AfcAtN UKH OTHfc*. K.IDS a lctyw. To fAN w. i*v\ Comna a*k net To TakS nmf &AC.K WHAT TuH DOIN' MUTT? I DON'T Rtnen&eiVT MC old woovrett. H€*Jr ClceHO, MAIL TB'i LEVY®IE. TO HI8A WH M» MlV PHOTO Too j Hfc&Vt Mt% PHOTO FREE ASTHMA COUPON. FRONTIER ASTHMA CO.. Room Niagara and Hudson Sts.. Buffalo, X. Y. Send free trial of your method to GRAFTERS. RAFTERS used to be long to a sort of or-gan-l-za-tion called “po-lice," and by per-mlt-ting peo ple to vio-late laws they got paid for it and that was graft-ing. But that was in the dark a ges. A-way back in 1912 graft-ers used to re-sort to ev-ery thing, in cluding mur-der. But as we are per-fect to-day we need no laws, and so there can be no graft ing. And since all prop-er-ty is com mon and be-longs to all a like, no one would want to graft, un less some poor man should seek to dis-gutse hlm-self as a wo-man and wear a mat and vest and trou sers and trv to vote, which Is a capi-tal crime. Such a Night! De Wolf Hopper’s Big Song Hit in “Iolanthe.” Copyright, 1913. by the Star Company. Great Britain Rights Reserved. W HEN you’re lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in without impropriety; For your brain is on fire—the bedclothes conspire of usual slumber to plunder you: First your counterpane goes and uncovers your toes, and your sheet slips demurely from under you; Then the blanketing tickles—you feel like mixed pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking, And you’re hot and you’re cross, and you tumble and toss till there’s nothing ’twixt you and the ticking; Then your bedclothes ail creep to the ground in a heap, and you pick ’em all up in a tangle; Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to remain at its usual angle. Well, you get some repose in the form of a doze, with hot eyeballs and head ever aching, But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams that you’d very much better be waking; For you dream you are crossing the Channel, and tossing like mad in a steamer from Harwich; Which is something between a large bathing-machine and a very small second-class carriage; And you’re giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to a party of friends and relations— They’re a ravenous horde, and they all come on board at Sloane Square and South Kensington stations; And bound on that journey you find your attorney (who started that morning from Devon) ; He’s a bit undetsized, and you don’t feel surprised when he tells you he’s only eleven. Well, you’re driving like mad with this singular lad (by-the-bye, the ship’s now a four-wheeler), And you’re playing round games, and he calls you bad names when you tell him that ‘‘Ties pay the dealer”; But this you can’t stand, so you throw up your hand, and you find you’re as cold as an icicle In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold clocks), crossing Salisbury Plain on a bicycle; And he and the crew are on bicycles too—which they have somehow or other invested in— And he’s telling the tars all the particular.! of a company he’s inter ested in: It’s a scheme of devices to get at low prices all goods from cough-mixtures to cables (Which tickles the sailors) by treating retailers as though they were all vegetables. You ~2t a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (first take off his , boots with a boot-tree) And his legs will take root and his fingers will shoot, and they’ll blossom and spread like a fruit tree. From the greengrocer tree you get grapes and green peas, cauliflowers, pine apples and cranberries. While the pastry-cook plant cherry brandy will grant, apple puffs and three corners, and banberries. The shares are a penny, and ever so many are taken by Rothschild and Baring; And just as a few are allotted to you. you awake with a shudder despairing. You’re a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck; and no wonder you snore, for your head’s on the floor, and you're needles and pins from your soies to your shins; and your flesh is a-creep, for your left leg’s asleep, and you’ve a cramp in your toes, and a fly in your nose, and some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue, and a thirst that’s intense, and a general sense that you haven’t been sleeping in clover; but the darknes- hr- passed, and it’r daylight at Iasi, and the night has been 'ong ditto, ditto, my song a:,d thank goodness they're both of them over l WIT OF THE WEEK Tommy’s Invitation. Little Willie wanted a birthday party, to which his mother consent ed, provided he asked his little frleml Tommy. The boys had lmd trouble, Kut father than not to have the party, Willie promised his moth er to invite Tommy. On the evening of the party, when all the small guests had arrived ex cept Tommy, the mother lieoauie sus picious and sought her son. "Willie,” she said, “did you invite Tommy to your party to-night?” "Yes, mother.” | "And did he say he would not ! come?” “No,” explained Willie. “I invited him all right, but 1 dared him to come.” George’s Telegram. George was famous for being late ! at his appointments. He was en- ( gaged to lie married to a young lady j In a neighboring city, and when the j day of the ceremony arrived George, as usual, did not appear. The I bride was on the verge of nervous j prostration when the following tele gram was received from the missing bridegroom: “Dear Helen—Missed early train Will arrive on the 4:31. Don’t get married until I get there.—George. It Wasn't Like Sargent, After All. Ome when John S. Sargent, the famous painter, was at a banquet a young lady whom he knew very well said to him: Oh, Mr. Sargent, I saw- your latest painting and kissed it because it was so much like you.” "And did it kiss you In return?” “Why, no.” “Then,” sdid Mr. Sargent, “it was not like uie.” We Don’t Know. BJones—Don’t you think a talka tive woman is more popular with the men than any other kind? Henpecke—What other kind is there? spectator to the interview, anil when the man made this remark she threw her arms around her mother, crying: “Mother, if he takes you, I’ll go, too.” His Toast. At the close of the wedding break fast a gentleman noted for his lack of tact arose, causing keen anxiety to the bridegroom, who knew his failing. “Ladies and gentlemen!” he cried, genially, "1 propose the health of the bridegroom. May he see many days like this.” The Bird and the Hyphen. A teacher In a lower grade was in structing her pupils In the use of a hyphen. Among the examples given by the children was “bird-cage.” “That’s right,” encouragingly re marked the teacher. "Now, Paul, tell me why we put n hyphen in “bird cage.” "It’s for the bird to sit on,” was (lie startling rejoinder. No Wonder. “Do you play any instrument, Mr. Jimp?" “Yes, I'm a cornetist.” “And your sister?” “She's a pianist?” “Does your mother play?” “She's a zitherist.” “And your father?” “He’s a pessimist.” Early Rising. “I reckon,” said the first farmer, “that I get up earlier than anybody In this neighborhood. I am always up before 3 o’clock In the morning.” The second farmer said he was al ways up before that and had part of his work done. The first farmer thought he was Not Alone. An oh) Indian man, selling bas kets, called at Mrs. Allen's one morning. 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