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— - % ML Little Bobbie s /) i /x Mile. Dazie Tells How to Mould Beautiful Shoulders, and Points The Discontented ItS I he Gentle Art How to Be Pa Cl LIiy ®VT> Out the Value of Poise. Girls t DON’T know how you feel about 1 it, Mame,” said the tall, wil- yellow around the nerk^Ast wts off her complexion. Oh. Iffy, this isn’t 1 M .-t. ... ~ _ V. 1 Interesting By WILLIAM F. KIRK. P A took Ma & me out on the lake fishing bullheds last nlte. We stayed out on the lake a long time & It was getting llte wen we got hoam. Ma was gitting cross, too. Wife, sed Pa, wen we started out, you may not know It, but a bullhed is bet ter eeting than any other fresh water fish A billhead isent the prittiest thing in the world to look at, Pa sed, beeing nioar or less slimy, like a eel, & with a big hed & two sharp thorns one on eech side of its neck. Its eyes are vary small & fathomless, Pa sed, like the eyes of a fat German after a picnic, & it has long whiskers that look like strips of spagetty, but wen you have caught yure bullhed & skinned him, & fried him oaver a nice wood fire, thare isent anything nicer to eet in the wide wurld. Wait till we git a boat load of the grand fish. Pa sed, & I will t»*eet you & littcl Bobbie to a feed fit for the gods. I used to eet bullheds wen I was littel gurl, sed Ma. My father used to catch them in the mill ponds out in Wisconsin, & if I remember rite thay was awful hard to skin & thay cer- tingly was good eeting. He used to catch them with angelworms, sed. He was no sportman, sed Pa. I al ways catch them with files. I cast for them. Pa sed. I am going to try wurms, I toald Pa. Harry Misner toald me to always catch them here in this lake with wurms, & I got sum wurms from him for nothing. A lot of good wurms will do you, sed Pa. You better taik off that hook & git one of these hackle flies on yure line. No, I sed, I am going to try the wurms. Wen we got to the place ware Pa thought thare wud be sum bullheds. w^ put out the ankor & Ma bet Pa a cigar aggenst a box of candy that I wud catch moar bullheds than he caught. It is like talking candy away from a child, sed Pa, but I will take the wager. I doant beleeve you will catch a bull hed with a fly, sed Ma. Dident I tell you my father always used wurms?* The bullheds thought yure father was a older brother, sed Pa. I always thought he was a kind of bullhed any way. He dident seem to think that I wud amount to much as a son in law. That was wen you were yung & wild, sed Ma. You have improved since you got oalder, & now he likes you vary much & I doant want you to call him a bullhed, eetbur. Jest then I got a bite & pulled in a nice bullhed neerly a foot long Good for you, Bobbie, sed Ma. Keep up the good work/ Look at old Ike Walton, here, throwing that fly all oaver the top of the water. Newer mind me. sed Pa ,1 will git moar & bigger fish than Bobbie, & then wen he sed that I caught another one. Poor, deer husband, sed Ma. Why doant you resite the bullheds that peece of poetry you rote for the bankwet the other nite. My father used to resite peeces from Byron & Toni Moore wen he went bullhed fishing. & then I caught a awful big bullhed, that made three. We mite as well try another spot ware thay will rise to a fly, sed Pa. This spot is all rite for Bobbie, sed Ma. We will stay rite ware we are. I caught so many bullheds that I got tired, & all Pa caught with his hackle fly was the rim of Ma’s hat. Advice to the Lovelorn By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. NOT IF IT IS WORTH WHILE. DEAR MISS FAIRFAX: 1 am seventeen and deeply in love with a man eleven years my senior He often asked me to go to a show, but I refused. Do you think I will lose his affection by not accepting his invitation? X. T. Z. If he cares for you in the right way, his love 13 not so easily lost. You do not say why you are refusing his attentions. Use Cough Drops. "Muriel." said the old gentleman, sharply, “that young man you had in the parlor last night is dull of com prehension. All I had to do was to cough when the other chaps re mained too late and they would take the hint and depart. Did this one say anything when 1 coughed last night?” "Yes." replied the beautiful daugh ter. "He said the next time he called he was going to bring you some cough drops.” Dark, Coarse Skin Made Soft and Fair Palmer’s Skin Whitener Postpaid^ ^ QAnywhere All Jacobs’ Stores And Druggist* Generally. (Copyright, 1913. by American-Jour nal-Examiner.) D O you know what a wonder fully complicated thing a hu man being is? Every feature, every portion of your body, every motion you make, reflects your men tal organization. I know a woman past middle life who has always been on the oppo site side of every question discussed in her presence. She was agnostic with the ortho dox, reverential with atheists, lib eral with the narrow, bigoted with the liberal. Whatever belief any one expressed on any subject she Invariably took the other extreme. She loved to disagree with her fellow men. It was her pastime. Now, to walk with that woman in silence is merely to carry on a word less argument. You can not regulate your steps so they will harmonize with hers. She will be just ahead or just be hind you, and if you want to turn to the left, she pulls to the right. A promenade with her is more ex hausting than a day's labor. She is not conscious of it, and would think any one very unreason able and unjust who told her of her peculiarities. I know a woman who all her life has been looking afar for happiness and peace and content, and has never found any of them, because she did not look into her own soul. She was a restless girl, and she married, believing in domestic life lay the goal of her dreams. But she was not happy there and sighed for freedom. She wanted to move, and did move, once, twice, thrice, to different points of the United States. She was discontented with each change. She is to-day possessed of all comforts and luxuries which life can afford, yet she is the same rest less soul- She likes to read, but it is always the book which she does not possess which she craves. If she is in the library with shelves book-filled she goes Into the garret and hunts in old boxes for a book or a p*per which has been cast aside. If she is in a picture gallery she wants to go to the window and look out on the street, but when she is on the street it bores her and she longs to go In the house. If a member of the farpily is ab sent she gets no enjoyment out of the society of those at home; yet when that absent one returns her mind strays elsewhere, seeking some imagined happiness not found here. I wonder if such souls ever find if, even in the spirit realm, or if they go on there seeking and always seek ing something just beyond. It is a great gift to learn to enjoy the pres ent—to get all there is out of it, and to think of to-day as> a piece of eternity. Begin now to teach your self this great art If you have not thought of it before. To be able to enjoy heaven, one must learn first to enjoy earth. black gown, “but unless trade in this shop picks up it’s me to look for an other place! The way Mine. Cerise's business has slumped since folks went away for the summer is a cau tion. “Look at tiie way we’re stacked lip with these here just from Paris glares that nobody would buy after they caught their breach and saw how aw ful they were! You’d think it was Philadelphia the way the women in sisted on quiet little things Just be fore the season closed! And these things marked down to next to noth ing!” "It’s fierce!” agreed the other wil lowy creature in black. “I bet that’s a customer—the one looking in at the w indow.” “You leave her to me!” hissed the first speaker, hastily patting her hair and straightening up. “My land! She’s a find! She came in from Per simmon Center with her husband, who brought a carload of live stock, and he’s given her a pocketful to spend so’s she can go back and give the town a jolt! I could tell it a mile off! A Greeting. “Good morning!” she broke off to murmur in velvet tones. “Is there something I can do for you?” “Oh, yes, you were Just looking around. I see. We are always glad to have people come in whether they buy or not. That Bulgarian dress in the window? Do you know, you cer tainly have an eye for style, to pick out something like that, which is the very latest thine -we juet unpacked it this morning. The shipment was de layed, and it is a little beyond tht season, so it is marked down awfully low’, along with everything else. “Only $22, and a month ago we’d have g»»t fifty for it. Why, it is the very best material, madam. I assure you. This ratine is so stylish, but if it is new to you. of course, it does remind you of a thin bath towel. I sold six dresses on this order to a stylish customer the other day. She has a big summer home at Lake Ge« neva, and I tell you they wear clothes there! You had better let me show you how stunning you look in it. “Marne, did you ever? It might have been made for her—see how it fits! Oh, my, no; you wouldn’t want to take it in—everything is loose and baggy this year. You’ll get used to it. Goodness, no! You wouldn’t want to take off that collar and sash! You're not a bit too old for such bright colors! That’s really a Joke when you can’t be more than 20—well, you don’t look it. I’m sure you wouldn’t make a mistake in taking this. “All right. I’ll lay it aside for you. I want to show you something spe cial that we keep for our best trade. Just a minute! “Marne, for goodness sake, rustle out those chiffon things that we’ve had a year—on the top shelf—and those blouses that every one always returns* because something was wrong with the cut—under those boxes! “Now, here! Did you ever see any thing prettier for a tea party or a meeting of the Literary Club—oh, 1 can tell when a woman is progressive just by looking at her! This chiffon will wear like iron ana see how it’s draped! Everything is so clinging, you know, and you have just the figure for it! •‘Doesn't she look sweet in this pur- ■1— pie, Marne? The touch of pink and Q on the street nearly as low as this. By the way, Marne, bring me some of these new blouses—1 want her to see them. Only $10. “Isn’t this dainty? And only $10. Perfect with your tailor suit! I’ll put this with tho purple chiffon and the Bulgarian dress. You would regret it to the last day of your life if you let such bargains slip! You can just take the blouse, in here—and let It out a. bit there—and it will be. per fect! “Did you notice these hats? Aren’t they dears? Marked down two-thirds, madam! I suppose that orange quill .-'ticking up does seem odd to you. but our very best people are wearing them. Maybe you prefer this light blue canoe shape with the orange feathers in the back—doesn't that give her style, Mame? “Oh, you must have it! It is such a pleasure to get hold of a customer that fashionable things become as they do you! Now, if you will give me the hotel address—thank you! Ninety-one dollars and fifty cents! You certainly have K>me bargains! Good morning! “Catch me, Mame! I’m going to faint! What do you think of really selling all that Junk? Come along— I’m going to strike Mme. Cerise for more pay!” “I Do You Know— The Dowager Empress of Russia has always had a great idea of the decora tive in regard to her personal atten dants. When her husband, the late Czar, was on the throne, she had a bodyguard which made a brilliant pageant on great occasions. The only guard she now retains Is the giant Cos sack of 6 feet 4 inches in his stockings, who accompanies Her Majesty every where. On any official occasion he wears a magnificent white and gold uni form, and stands behind the Empress’ chair when she is at the table. The proceedings of the Marconi Com mittee are costing the English Govern ment Stationery Department a good deal. The comittee have been sitting for two solid months—putting all their days of work on end—and the talk to which they have listened fills 1,500 pages of closely-printed foolscap. In round figures, 30,000 questions have been asked and answered In at least a million and a half words. Wilhelmina of Holland is the only actually ruling Queen In the civilized world. Mr. John Bums states that there are now licensed in England 320,119 motor vehicles. These are made up of 175,- 247 motor cars, 132,245 motorcycles, and 12,627 heavy motor vehicles. MET a girl about four months ago.” writes Harry, “and since that time we have kept company anti I love her very much and I thinli she loves me, too. We always spend our time together. Some time ago she told me that from the day we first be came acquainted I have never told her anything that would interest her. We talk of incidents of ihe day. and I try fo tell her of all I hear downtown. Wilt you please tell me what more I can tell to obtain her Interest?’’ Certainly. I will be glad to. I wish every young man in the world would come to me with a similar request. You told her of the fire next door; you recounted the accident an acquaintance Jiad with his motor boat; you recalled Incidents when you were in danger on the water; you asked her what she though of the latest murder; you won dered if she thought as you do about a certain magazine; you told her every thing you could recall, from what the office boy said to the latest Congressiorb. al scandal, and she wasn’t interested! Of course not. She might be, if you began this tale of a day's events with a statement you have never made. She might be. If at any time in the months you have been keeping company with her you had ever made that statement. And that is, “I love you!” Tell her that, and I am sure you will “obtain her interest.” Tell her you love her. and I will vouch for it that you, will find yourself talking to the most interested listener you ever had In your life, whether that life be long or short. Tell her you love her, and while she hears she will not know there are others on the planet besides you two. Tell her that, and you are telling her something that w’ill win her interest In you for the balance of your life. If you were a woman, you would have known long ago why she has looked bored when you have speculated if worms or bugs make the best fishing halt. It was because sne did not know that you had an interest in her greater than in your subject. Tell her you love her, and thereafter, so long as you so conduct youhself that she bejieves it, your conversation will bf as bright and scintillating as though It were made up of stars strung on moonbeams. Tell her you love her, and prove it; and so long as love remains, the most commonplace remark you make will be received with an interest that will glor ify It and give it rank (in her opinion) among the sayings of wit and wisdom that live forever. And her opinion, my dear Harry, is the opinion of al the world to you if you love her. YOUR EYEGLASSES Should fit so comfortably and yet so securely that you w’ill not be aware they are on your nose. That is the one secret of satisfaction you get from glasses made at Jno. L. Moore & Sons, 42 N. Broad St. BasB5asa^«5aga5asH5asaga5B5B5B5B5B5a5Z5g5HBasa By LILIAN LAUFEETY. I HAVE seen “La Belle Dazie’’ and she is! Just as bewitchingly pret ty is Mademoiselle Dazie in her own dainty Hudson-breeze-swept apartment as when she twinkles her toes at you over the footlights. From her many charms. I singled out the wonderfully clear and well proportioned line of her lovely profile, the beautiful curve of the white shoulders and the soft, luxuriant hair. “Will you tell me a short cut to the acquisition of these three aiders and abettors of beauty. Mademoiselle Da zie?” I asked. “I will be glad to tel you all I know about it—and I won’t pretend that I think that Is very little,” said the hon est star who twinkles under the joint management of B. F. Keith and Martin Beck. “For we women of the stage have to make a study of how to be just as lovely and appealing to audiences as a hoarding of natural resources and a few additions thereto will make us. On False Hair. "About a profile—it is a good idea to own a hand glass and to view one’s self side-face once in a while, for the coif fure that looks well from the front may make you look like a caricature of a leap-frog game, or a door-knob from the side! Dont’ wear false hair if you can avoid It, it will cause your own locks to depart In wrath, and it will In all probability spoil the shape of your head. THE NATURAL CONTOUR OF THE HEAD IS GENERALLY WELL WORTH SHOWING—why won’t more feminine persons remember that? A good masseuse to rub in a good tonic; a good brush, with your own arms to apply it faithfully, often and long, and you’ll have luxuriant locks to aid an uptilted poise In giving you a good pro file. For ‘carry the head high’ is the first rule for a good profile. “Oh. and brushing your hair is fine for your arms. Calisthenics and ex ercise will generally give you rounded contours where you w’ant them. 1 am pretty slender, you know, and yet I have not scrawny arms or shoulders. .III! JITSU DID THAT. For two years 1 did a jiu jltsu dance with a man who weighed half again a9 much as I did. hut I was really and truly able to throw him through my knowledge of the Jap anese art. and from the beginning of that act I noticed how my shoulders were rounding out and developing. Jiu Mile. Dazie. ought not to be an outworn fad in this country. It is well worth the consideration of any woman who wants to develop Into symmetry and strength. That and deep breathipg gave ine a broad, healthy singer’s diaphragm, too. Oh. yes, jiu jitsu. of thee I sing! It gives a woman confidence In her power to take care of herself, and it will aid the underdeveloped woman to put a curve where she wants it and the wom an of overluxuriant figure to take off a curve or two. “I hav # e two more little secrets that I will be glad to give you," went on the generous Dazie. “They are on the sub jects of eyes and relaxation.” For the Eyes. And very important subjects they are. so the interviewer’s heart was duly re joiced at what she was about to receive. “For eyes, witch hazel diluted as much or as little as you like and applied with a bit of absorbent cotton whenever the eyes are tired or dusty. That cleanses and relaxes them. “But about real relaxation. I have a theory that I most earnestly practice. Whenever fatigue threatens. I lie down flat on my back with no pillow to break the natural line of the relaxed body. Really. I fairly ‘flop.’ And there I lie with bodily tension all gone, and mind absolutely blank, and in a state of rest ful 'suspended animation.’ And I get up rested, happy and ready to go on with the day’s work "I walk, in spite of the fact that most dancers think they get enough leg mo tion and exercise in the practice of their profession. But I don’t believe one can have too much out-of-door life, and I believe in exercise, so I go out and get them both, and when I am tired, I just relax completely, as I have told you. “I don't sleep late, either, because morning hours are best for accomplish ing things.’’ And as delighted Dazie has accom- plishe/ so much in a short life—so much for bftauty and for art and for a willing ness to work and give more and more of grace and charm to the world, I con clude that her “Morning Hours" really have “accomplished things.” Utterly Crushed. It was a warm, radiant summer morn ing; the birds were singing sweetly, the flowers and dewy grass shimmered in the sparkling sunlight, and there, in the. park. Robert Peeler—a very Junior offi cer—was doing his utmost to make a favorable impression on the pretty nursemaid, whilst the latter’s small charge busily chased elusive butterflies. “Ah,” sighed the dashing Uobert. “I wish you were my governess!" “So do I.” replied the girl. Hope sprang into Robert’s heart “And what would you do with me?” he asked. “Stop your smoking cigarettes, and get your hair cut—to say nothing of punishing you for talking nonsense dur ing school hours!" Then Robert ponderously continued on his beat. I ATHENS COLLEGE. ATH&N8. ALABAMA ( Governed by Women, for Girl# and Women. < » Recognized by General Board of Education aa an A-Grade College M °?* > entrance unit basis In the foothills of North Alabama, between 800 and l.wO | ! feet above sea level. Pure freestone water On main lln« of L. & N. Kail- , » road. Academy A Grade attached Twenty-eight In Faculty. Beautiful new , » School of Music. Art. Oratory. Domestic Science. Resident Graduate Nurse. « | Health certificate required of all students Rates moderate—not cheap. Out ( \ thorough. Apply now Seventv-flrst session begins September 17. MARY NORMAN MOORE, President. ! References—Our patrons and the people of the State of Alabama. L THE STATE NORMAL SCHOOL ATHENS, GA. Named by a United States Commissioner of Education as being among (he best fitted State Nornml Schools in the United States. Fifty six officers and teachers, ten buildings, eighteen departments of instruction, full certifi cate courses in Psychology, Pedagogy, English, Expression. Oratory. Mathe matics, Science, History. Latin, German, Greek. French. Spanish, Correspond ence. The Home Life courses are among the strongest in the South Domes tic Arts and Sciences. Manual Arts, Agriculture. Gardening. Home Nursing. Physical Culture, Vocal and Instrumental Music, Sight Singing. Diploma a license to teach. Two Practice Schools. Education for fitness and happi ness in the home Total expenses for a year less than $150 00 Write for Catalogue. JERE M. POUND. President. v A Seller Chance lor Typewriter Operators The ball-hearing, long-wearing L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter Business to-dav is run at high speed. The typewriter operator who can write faster and more accurately than the majority, commands the largest salary. To develop speed and to become better than the average, means practice. To those who are learning typewriting and to those who are already holding positions, the— L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter Co. has a message. It is this: We will rent you a typewriter and send it to your home where you can spend a little time after working hours, perfecting yourself in the work and acquiring speed and accuracy. No typewriter is so well adapted to speed operating as the L. C. Smith & Bros., because it is ball bearing ■and consequently easy running. Others than students and operators often want to rent a typewriter. We . give special attention to 4his depart ment of our business and in vite a call. L. C. SMITH & BROS. TYPEWRITER CO. Home Office and Factory at Syracuse, N. Y. 121 N. Pryor Street, Atlanta, Ga.^ . ms* writer, showing ball- Phone Ivy Jr4r bearings In the Great North Woods and Beautiful Lake Country of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Northern Michigan <J There are hundreds of delightful outing places located on the direct lines of theChicagoand Northwestern Ry., any one of which is ideal for “week-end” or summer vacation outings. «J A day or two in this lake-dotted, balsam-laden region— fishing, sailing and tramping—will provide the rest and relaxation every city dweller must have at least once a year to keep in good fighting trim. The Great North Woods where the air is keen and tingling with the scent of the pine trees and a thousand sparkling lakes and swift flowing trout streams teeming with gamy fish can be reached com fortably in a night’s ride on the Chicago and North Western Ry. You can dine on the train, sleep in comfort in a luxurious sleeper and roll out in time for a crisp country breakfast in the exuberant North Country. Regular Summer Train Service to this Retort Country Now in Effect via the Chicago and North Western Line. The Fisherman's Special, consisting of through Pullman sleeping cars and coaches, leaves the new Passenger Terminal daily 6:00 p. m. for Rhinelander, Tomahawk Lake, Woodruff, Lac du Flambeau, Powell, Manitowish, Mercer, and at 6:00 p.m. daily, except 8unday, for Three Lakes, Eagle River, Conover, Phelps, State Line, Watersmeet, Cisco Lake, Gogebic and intermediate points. 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