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Timelock Foams,
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The Adventure of the
Single Sock.
‘ KEN | went into the
Wmm-um
modest diggiag» In
Faker sirest there was ogly one
sock hanging by the fireplace.
it beld two pipes and two pack-.
ages of tobacce. It belonged to
Foams. My sock was nowhere
10 be seen
“AL” sald Foams, as he e
tered the room. “1 see that our
landiady remembered me
this Chrietmas season. Two
two packages of to
very niee”
“What happened to my soek ™
remarked.
“Your sock. Potson™
“Yeou. | hung 1t up last aight.”
“This must be Morlaritys
" s Foams
L “BDut why dMat be take
0 saked.
. "Potscn.” answeresd Foams,
o 4 Ase & chump The arch
evidently wished 1o
an esirangement bot wees
408 induce you to tell him
of my work”
“Why 445" Be take your seck
1 aahed.
“My doar Powson.” said e
Areat delsctive, “you am
chemp
Later | found my sock under
the fender And as | was going
o out Mra. Mugsing, our landlady,
met me o the door and smd,
“Merry Christmas’ | hope you
and the detective gentieman
Hiked the plpes | loft for you "
I wonder ¥ Foams wss wp
sarfler has | wes Christmas
moraiag ¢ * *
Our Weekly Health Hint
Dont got 1a front of & Marim
—gtiess 17 polating he sther
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F -Then o wurme
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The Troubles of Lilly Putian
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THE MORNING SMILE
WEX JONES Editor
Atlanta, Ga., Sunday, January 2, 1916.
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Literary Column‘
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A books — handbooks, of |
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be spswered ‘ln thiy ecolumn.
Write only on one side of the
paper. This will give ws »
chance to use the other side in
l our private correspondence. i
Maks your gquestions “meaty” |
and to the point. No wegetarian
queries will be digested by ue.
Remember w.»--m!
questions only once 'n so often—
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To the Editor ~For many years
& quotation has been bethering
my brain. | can’t find ¥t any.
where. Mis as follows
“"Twns oo the Erie Canal,
la slghtesn twaniydhres,
Asd | would that my tongue
could utter
The words that come back t»
me.”
Answer. This Is » famoms
quotation. You ought not to aak
we about It
Te the Editar—My sistors
Hitle boy came home the other
day solemaly repeating he fol
owing which he sald bis tepcher
wught him: “A Missourian don’t
pecessariy have 15 be & gram
marian.” Can you same he
auther of this line, and s ¥ troe®
Asswer. The anther died
Plke County, with his bosty on,
We dont recall Bl same. Yeu
W e
i Ts the Bditor—Byrea swam
I e Mellespent. Could Bs have
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any event, ‘twould have been
quite & postic feat.
To the Editor—Who wrote the
following
“Twinkle, twinkle, littie star,
How | wonder what you are.”
Answer: Wa know, but we
won't tell,
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In the Smile's
DuCKs
O THE EDITOR-—-Why ls s
wood duck not 8o lender
A & mavasback® What s
it made of snyway-—-mabogasy®
Seems 15 me & rosewosd duck
would look nies on (he table
TONY TUPRLO.
Micß
TO THE EDITOR-Doss »
feld mouse have o live 1a »
fald or could &t Mve In & vasant
ot Just s well® 1 must sk »
fold marshal asbout this-be
ought 1o know. 1| suppose e
all right for o feld marshal to
sleep In & feld, although N
would ook esrepuiable for an
erdinary person. 'r‘ao.
Aormouse sleep - in & dar® Whay
s dor?
JAMES MOUSEROUND,
GOLDPIAM.
t'e steniations 5 earry mueh
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Smile’s Humane
Burglar Holder
Our Latest Invention
. Makes Scientists Gasp
‘ with Wonder.
;lhpudty of Operation Btrong
Feature of New Device Given
| to Public by Our Staff
Inventor.
Tnmum; ‘
™his page will prevent any
burglaries. This is guar i
antsed by the most burgied man
in Newark, Seck Walters. VFor
some time Mr. Walters employed
s trained Jumbo crab to walch
the door, caleulating that # |
would bite any intrader, but the ‘
erad unfortunately got o a |
battie with one of the sducated
oysters, and while at desth |
grips with Hts sos, Burglar No. |
173 broke into the place i
As the reader may see from ]
the lllustration. the new devies
doss not injure the burglar In |
any way A moter canses the
doorkned 1o revelve at & tervifle
spead. When the burgiar calches
the kmoh he fs whiried arousd |
and dare not lot go lest he b
dashed 1o pleces. .Me simply |
hangs on till morning. when the
fanitor slows dowsn ithe moter
and permits the burglar »
coase revoiving. In his Slaay
and helpless condition the
burgiar is then lectured on the '
folly of burgiing 'n thess daye
of science and s permitied 1o oo
home lest his family becomes
warried sver ha proloaged ab
rence
Did You Know That—
You should euchange ryeur
Crristmes presents sarir*
A whasibarrew eithewt »
whedl B & very awhwad
weapon
On the aiher Sapd. & Wit
Sarrew wiheul & Sarrew weud
e an aetive Hille animalt
Easy-to-Keep Resolutions for 1916.
Rmmn-hmmmmu-nmm.
RESOLVED--Not to say “Fudge” when a stropger and more sul
phuric word will serve twice as wall
RESOLVED--Not to turs around and look st the women on & windy
street corner übisss | have my svesight
RESBOLVED--Not to pay any bdills befors they are due
RESOLVED—-Not to laugh at anything | may see &t & musiosl
comedy.
RESOLVED--Not 1o take & seat in the subway .
RESOLVED--Net to sarn more than a million doliare this year
RESOLVED--Not (o keep the same cook more than six months.
RESOLVED-~Not 1o pay less for food and everything else this year
than |44 last year,
RESOLVED-~Not (o date & letter “1018” for three weeks
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What She Misses.
uAllG'.u-h.-.hm,"
“As 10 bow™
“She can’t run out 1o the back fence when she gets bold of & sholee
bit of gosslp She bas to get up & lea or reception. and by that time the
news s wala ™
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Not Bragging
uAumommlr
“1 suppose | sou'd b purtier, mom.”
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Of Course.
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; “Oracious. Miram'™ sald the o 4 lady “Tham awfy’ sotiety wemes
i«mnsmmvnnpu'm'f'
O eourse. Jerusha. Haln't peu heard hat s the seelal swim the
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f, . . .
| A Matter of Choice.
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| the, broth * *
; And 1T the worst 1a et 1n seme Wy Soes svery slend have & dliver
lining? |
Which s beal, 15 sount your shichens hefars ey are Matehed o
ek batars you leap’
If you should look net spen e wine how s 1 et o little wine fee
The stomach ¢ sake 100 Praguent' s urged '
In travel (he grentent sdoseior, or dosen't & ™ lag Hlane gether any
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1107 things same o these wha wuit, why is 1 et aething ventars,
sething have’
OF sourse. & patient walter mar %80 loser. pot e and tle M W
A walt for ae mas
Everyindy knows Mhat stiteh in thme whish seves wine. ales thet 1t s
sevar ton late s mend
What g 9 5 MUt seme dewn. fond prisss are Migher
Age 0 0 greal Tmprever. put Ihe god die peuag
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Out-Reformed.
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“Cronked methale baat 90" saswered 80 P v saadidete
“We were Sxing 1o ofer B 2 far voten and the her o 1 e 2 amg afer
g 55 it eby Mew o el
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Her Vindication.
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SHE--DI4 Isy 07 I thought Toald 7
St with an lnzoulblc Ending.
swwx.vmummnm rough the underbrush. Overhead
& desicontad mackers! sky sdded 1o the sombrensss of the occaslon
Hunting 1s & great pastime. 1: 1s Induiged in all ever this broad land.
Maine 1s & great Stals noted for hunting. la Maine, however, you seldem
#et what you are husting for uniess you are hep to the preper sigaal o
#ip to the obliging drug clerk
This hunter we are writing of bad becoms separaisd from hie guide
s soms way or another and was trudging alomg all by his lonesome.
Saddenly he spied & dloteh of fur againgt & tree some distanes ahead
Bringiag s trusty rifle te Ma shoulder the huster Mased away and
Bad the satinfaction of seeing the object fall. He hastened te he spot and
emitted an sjacuiation of unfeigned surprise The huster had il »
DEER. and a 5 be stooped to pick up his game his falthin! guide came run
sing forward sutl of the trees, mabarmed.
Placing the Blame.
Pm LITERARY GENIUS-Jouss talls me B sanast oot anr e 8
pubiish his new nevel .
Bacond Literary Genlus ls thet owing 1o the war’
Firwt Literary Genlus—No: | sxpect ity owing 40 The aow
None of His Business.
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T ARouls say aot’ T Aen't even new what beoemas of 4l the e e
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It Happens.
Amum«-n&munnm—-wmmn
wiitte
_ Wiseution ”he ventured. “ta the way peenie sre put o foath ts some
Mates
P th A Word That Means the
ATNICI"— Werld to the Grocer
By Wm. F. Kirk
Foraright. IR by e Biar Oempear. Seaer Beats Bigtts Besareed
VE Been areund Ihe wartd myss'l had hings ge gt and wreng:
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Bt IRt e malthar Rare aar Thars | | started avt 1 el
ARSut & simple lie ward | always e e apeil
| 108 8 ward he pasls maver use
| Unians thay wieh (he ol man e abuse
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| cuonus
¥ e far 1 Five e gives te beethar
A e Tar the Aunt ha beape ol pear!
T e far e Tane b gtves e mather,
Om Tar sur Mame all free and slear
£ fer e Bany she Wrings s,
B i far e Mall that glves W Joyi
B tnam ol tegether, thay spel! FATHER,
; And Father ia 8 grand o 4 by
CLHORLAE
Fon far tha Favars Ihat he thews
A e far Ihe Ashas B ERaws ek day
T ole far e Timas Ihat we ferget Nim
e far tha Masdiaes Things we aey
B s for the Bany rond we travel,
B a fer ths Raugh spete e deatrave.
Pt tham ol! tegether, they spell FATHER,
- The fathers are the grand o 4 e
With the
College Wits
Cepyright, 1915, by the Star Cempany.
Great Britain Rights Reserved.
LT e T
Bumw—xoua‘_. the Pret. op
ling Miss Magéok at the dance
last night? : :
Yearolde—A highbrow appreeiat
ing a low neck, eh?
Subnormal.
“l WANT a loaf of bread.”
“White or graham?”
“Doesn’t matter; it's for a blind
woman.”
An ‘‘Opening Chorus."
SING a song of front seats, fiddles
start to whine:
Four-and-twenty chorus girls stand
in & line.
When the show s opened they all
beagin to sing,
And not a person is the houss oan
understand & thing.
Poor Thackeray.
SOP!I.—-DH you ses that mevis
called “Vanity FPalr?
Senlor — Yes; gosh, it wenld
make some book!
s s +
!
| A Hard Answer.
!
: INDIGNAN‘I‘ PROFESSOR — Quit
! this quibbling, sir! Whe was
| King Henry VIILY? Answer “ves”
! or “me.”
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Poor Fellow.
! “Poou tellow, he's an orphan”
‘, “Are hiz grandparents
alive®™
"Oh. ne”
“Poor fellow.”
“Worse than that”
‘ “What else?™
“His greatgrandpareats Are
| dead, 100"
| “Poor fellow.”
Not Particular.
“l DON'T see why they eall it the
i normal scheel.”
! “Why not? 4
| “pi 4 you ever ses the preducts’