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Vol. V 1
Timelock Foams,
the Great De
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The Adventure of the
Single Sock.
HEN 1 went lato the
WWMduf
modest digglags I
Faker siree; there was ocnly one
sock hanging by the freplace.
it beld two pipes and two pack
Ages of tobacon. 1t belonged to
Foamis. My sock wes sowhers
1o be seen
“AL" sald Foama, a 8 he e
sered the room. "1 see that our
good landiady remembered me
&t fhis Christmas season. Twe
pipss—and two packages of to
bacso, very nice”
“What happened to my sock?
1 remarked.
“Your sock, Potaon*™
“Yes, | hung it up last sight”
“This must b Mortarity's
work.” maid Voams
“Bat why dMa't M take
yours™ | saked
“Potson” ssswered Poams,
You are & champ. The areh
erimingl evidently wished
creale an esirangement bt wean
S 5 and induce you 1o tell M
secrets of my work.”
“Why 4idn't be take your sock
thea™ | ssked.
"My doar Potsosn” mid e
freal detactive, “you are a
chump
Later 1 found my sock wnder
he fender. And s | was soing
out Mre. Mugging, sur landiady,
Wt e 4l he door and eed,
“Merry Christmas’ | hope you
OBd the detactive gentioman
hed the plpes 1 iof tor you
I wonder f Poame wae wp
sartier has | was Chrisimas
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Our Weekly Health Hist
Don't aet in front of & Masie
mniess s polating he siher
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The Troubles of Lilly Putian
By T. E. Powers, the Famous Cartoonist
THE MORNING SMILE
WEX JONES Editor
Atlanta, Ga., Sunday, January 2, 1916.
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Literary Column
LL guestions relating to
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course, excepted - will
b asawersd in iy colums.
Write only on one sMe of the
Paper. This will give = o
CLance 10 wae Lhe other ela
our privats correspondence.
Make yowr questions “meaty”
and to the poist. No vegetarias |
Queries will be digested by wa
Remember We saewer lierary
Gues'ions only once in en ofes -
6 400" l sk ‘el more Lhan enee.
To the Bdltor- For many yeary
& guotation has been beiherag
=y ain. | seat fad Rsy
where Ms ss follows
*“Twas on the Brie Canal
In elghtesn {wontyihree,
And | would Wt By tongwe
res'd utier
The wards (et rome Sk »
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Answer. This s & famouws
ewsiation You ought aet to sek
W abewt B
Te the Btar—My sisters
e boy same boms Ihe sther
dar siemaly repeating 'he fob
owing, which Be sald Bis reacher
gt B A Missewrian dent
RAORMATLY B 16 Be & gree
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- Gwthor of this lne, and b ¥ treet
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HEARST’S SUNDAY AMERICAN, ATLANTA, GA., SUNDAY, JANUARY 2 191 e.
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The Smile's
Humane Burg.
ler Holder.
swum around Manhattan Teland?
Answer: He might dave; Ia
any event, “twouid bave been
quite & postie seal.
To the Edior - Whe wrote the
following
“Twinkle, twiakle, IMols star,
How | wonder what you are”
Anewer: We know, bt we
won't el
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In the Smile's
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Tommwn.
wood derk Bot oo tender
A mavaaback® What
¥ mede of aaywsy wmahogany®
Seame 15 me & rosewood duck
ould look alee o 8 the taile
TONY TUPELD,
Mice
TO THE EDITOR -lwes o
fald mouse Bave 1a Jive In &
Beld or could W live 1 & vacant
It aet s wull? | mast ask 8
Seld marial abhewt thie-be
SNght s knew. | suppese N
Sl right Nor & Seld marehal te
Seep In & feld alhengh N
wouid ook esrepuiatie for an
orlinary perenss. Wiers dees o
Aormones sieep i» 4 dart Wie
et
JAMES MOUSEHOTND,
GOLOF R
s ssisn'ailons 9 carry mash
esid s & pures,
Bt & o'leh a4t ' 2 ony
hatl I weres
i JANES. T. BULLEN
Holiday
to
Bump
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Our Latest Invention
. Makes Scientists Gasp
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‘Simplicity of Operstion Strong
' Feature of New Device Otven
| to Public by Our Staff
Inventor.
device llustraied on
I his pags will prevent any
burglaries. This s guar
antesd by the most durgled man
in Newark, Seck Walters. Por
some t'me Mr Walters employed
& trained Jumbo blo walch
the door, ealeniating that 2t
would Mis any Intreder, bat the
erab snfortunately got fnte a
battle with one of the sducated
oysters. and while st death
erips wih Me sou, Burglar No
172 broke Wto the place.
As the reader may see from
e Llustration, the pew device
dons not Insure (he basgiar In
SRy WAy, A molor camses e
Goorineb 1o pevolve ol & tervife
speed. Whes the burglar catshes
he ob be s whirled arcund
and dare sot ot g 0 leet he e
Caahiad 1o places. Mo wimply
hasge on Il morzing. ehen the
Jaatior slows down the moter
and permits the burglar w
fease rewsiving. In his Slsay
and helpless eondition the
Burgiar ie then lectured on the
folly of burgling In thess dape
of srtencn and o parwtied ‘o ge
home lest his family becomes
worviad ever his prelongsd b
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Easy-to-Keep Resolutions for 1916.
Rwlb—mu-hmmum entries In my 1916 dlary.
RESOLVED--Not to say “Fudge” when a stronger snd more sul
phuric word will serve twice as well.
I.OLMumomuu‘botunovmnofiuy
Strest corner unless I bave my eresight.
RESOLVED--Not to pay any bilis before they are due.
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comedy.
RESOLVED--Not to take & seat In the subway,
lIOLVD—Nuhm-onhun-mmmunuhnu,
lflm.m—fluutmmunmtmfiumm
uuowm—suwmh-um-umm.omuhm
than | did last year.
RESOLVED -Not 10 date & letter *1916" for thres weeka
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What She Misses.
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“As o how™
'.om'tr-utbmmm.m.oumdnm
bit of gossip, She bas to got up & tas or reception, and by that time the
news s stale”
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“T suppona T oould be purtier, mum ™
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Of Course.
anum-—na—nvnnn-o‘o«mum
“Gractons, Hiram'™ said the old dy “Them awfy! seelety women
droes (ke (hay were gotn’ ewimmtn " .
O’ coures, Jerushet Taint pon heard Mt 'n e seelal swim the |-
wimmin try 'n outately eneh alher™
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A Matter of Choice.
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Out-Reformed.
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Cranked methads boat 90" answersad the Pasivi'e e titete
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JUST FOR FUN
Her Vindication. 1
HE (annored)—lvs 8 clock and you said you would be dere at &
SHE--DIA T say 67 1 thought I said 7. 4
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Story with an Impossible Ending.
SIDWI.Y the Lunter made Lis way through the underdrush. O "
& deniceated mackerel sky added 1o the sombreness of the oce
Huntiog 1s & great pastime. It 4 Induiged ia all over this broad 4,
Malne 1s & great State noted for hunting. In Maine, however, you
Kot what rou are bunting for uniess you are bep to the proper signal
#llp 1o the obliging drug clerk. . e
This bunter we are writing of had becoms separsied from his .
I 8 some way or anotber and was trudging along all by his .
Soddeniy he spled a bloteh of fur sgeinst & tres some dlstancs ahead
Eringing bis trusty rifie to is shoulder the Dunter based away §
had the satisfaction of seeing the ohject fall. He hastensd to the spet
emitiad an elaculation of wnfeigned surprise The bunter had kifled o
DEER, and a 0 be stooped 1o piek wp bis game My falthfn! guide rame B
sing forward out of the trees, unharmed |
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Fmrr LITERARY G tolls me b cannot got any ene ,‘
pubiish his pew novel, .
Sacond Literary Genlas Je thet owing to the war? g
First Literary Gentus-—No; 1 axpect ity swing to the sovel
Nome of His Business.
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It Happens.
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“Elooution.” e ventured, “ls the way peopie sre put 1o death e
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F th A Word That Means the
a el'—- World to the Grocer
By Wm. F. Kirk
TOlre THA by B B Campenr Gesst Beiie Bighte Resaeed.
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Bt Ihat is neither hare nar thare! | started oull b tell
ABsut & simpie INtie ward | alwaye lihe to spell.
08 8 word the posts never uee
Unises thay wioh the ol man 15 abuse!
CHORUS,
F e for the Five he glves 19 brethan :
A e for the Aunt he keepe ol year)
T e for the Ters e gives 1 mather, \g
Hoin for sur Mama all fres and slesr.
tfoh'ml.puhuw..
R s for the Rell that gives w 8 joy!
mem.filr.‘ll!&m
And Fathar is & grand old ey,
CHORUS
F e far the Pavers that he shows o
A G far the Ashes he knews sk day)
T for e Times Ihet we ferget Nim, |
u%o'uhcmw-om,
E 0 for Ihe Eany soad we travel,
P e fer 1 Baugs apoty he destreye
Pt them 5 tegetne, tney spet FATHEA, ;8
The fathars are the grand old baye »
With the
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College Wits -
Copyright, 1915, by the Star Company, «
Great Britaln Rights Reserved. ~},
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Noticed. 45
BRANEW—Notice the Prot. o T
ling Miss Magook at the dances
last night? ;_
Yearolde—A highbrow appreclat:®
ing a low neck, eh? "
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Subnormal. 4+
é4] WANT & loaf of bread.” it
“White or graham?” ;
“Doesn’t mutter; it's for a blind;
woman."”
An ‘“Opening Chorus.” °
SING a song of front seats, fiddh.ti
start to whine: 3
Four-and-twenty chorus giris m‘-:
in a line. '
When the show is opened they ull:
begin to sing, 4
And not a person in the house can’
understand a thing. ;
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Poor Thackeray. :
| GOPH—DM you see that movies
E called “Vanity Falr?™ .
~ Benior— Yes; gosh, it woulds
E make some book! :
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! A Hard Answer. :
’ I‘XD!GNANT PROFPESSOR — Quit
| this quibbling, sir! Who was'
| King Henry VIIL? Answer “yes™
I or “no.” ’
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| Poor Fellow.
| ¢POOR fellow. he's aa orphan.”
| “Are Wiz grandparests
| altve?” <
“Oh, no.” :
*Poor fellow.™ .
*Worse than that” :
“What else? .
“His greatgrandpareats are
| dead, 100" pd
| “Poor tellow.” :
CpTE— .
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| Not Particular. !
| “‘m.\"'r ses why they call it the
‘ normal school ™ :
“Why got™ 4
| “Did you ever ses the preductat™