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DEARIE IM GOING
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AND GET You A NEW
SUIT OF CLOTHES
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Timelock Foams,
the Great De
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The Adventure of the
Single Sock.
HEN 1 went lato the
Wm_.'-
modest diggings W
Paker wirest thers was culy one
ook hanging by e Sreplace.
It Beld two pipes and two pach
gt of wiecce. N belonged t»
Foame. My sock was sowhere
10 b seen
ALY mM Foama a 0 be o
tared the room. *1 see that our
#ood landiady ~emembered me
&Dl Chetetmas season. Twee
Pree - and two pacheges of W
oo very siee”
TWhat bappened ‘e my eeek?
1 remmarned
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This mast b Merlerityy
work " s Posms. 5
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Toteon” ssewersd Poame
TN are & chemp. The wed
riminel evidently wished
reale a 0 catrangement bet ween
WA ndece you w Wil Ve
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Later | tound my sech wnder
the fonder And e 1 wes polng
W M Musgisa, ewr laadiady,
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Bont gt 1n frent of & Mastm
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The Troubles of Lilly Putian
k By T. E. Powers, the Famous Cartoonist
THE MORNING SMILE
WEX JONES Editor
Atlanta, Ga., Sunday, January 2, 1916
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Remamber Wao anewsr Marary
Tertione eßlr ance tn e ofen
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To ™e Raitor For many years
S eemtion has bean betheriag
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Te the Edlitor - Who wrote the
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“Twinkle, twinkie, Mite star,
How | wonder what you are”
Anewer: Wa know, bt we
won't tell
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In the Smile's
DUCKS
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wood duck st so tender
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B made of anywar- madogany®
Beemns 10 me & rosswond duch
would look nioe on the table.
TONY TUPELO.
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| TO THE EDITOR-Doss &
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Mot St ae well? | mast ek &
fold marshal about hie-be
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Al right for & Seld marshal 4o
Sleep ' 4 Seld aithesgh
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JAMES MOUSENOUND,
QOLOFIN.
N'e setontntions » carvy mond
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Smile’s Humane
Burglar Holder
Our Latest Invention
~ Makes Scientists Gasp
with Wonder.
Simplicity of Operstion Strong
Feature of New Device Glven
to Public by Our Staff
Inventor
device Mustrated on
I his page will prevent any
burglaries. This 1s guar
antead by the mos! burgied man
In Newark, Seck Walters. For
some time Mr Walters employed
& tralned Jumbo emab to wateh
the door, calouiating et 2t
would bite any Intrader, but the
orab unfortunately got into o
battle with one of the sducated
oyvtars, and while ot death
aripe with Ha sos, Burgiar Ne.
172 broke into the place.
As the reader mary ses from
he Wiustration. the new device
doss not Insure the burglar 'n
SAY WAy, A motor sansss the
doorknod o revolve at & terrife
@pend. When the burglar catches
he noh he s whirled sreund
and Sare Bot Jet g 0 lest Be e
dashed 1o pleces. Mo simply
bangs on il morning. when the
nfter slows down the moter
and permits the Burgiar w
oease reveiviy In e Slesy
and Nelpless conditien the
bargiar s then lectared o e
folly of burgling ' thess dape
of artence and ls permitiad to go
home Jest bl family Secomes
worrted ever ha proloaged ab
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You shoul enchangs your
Christmas presenis earty®
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Easy-to-Keep Resolutions for 1916.
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street corner nnless 1 bave my eyesight.
RESOLVED-—Not to pay any bdlls before tNey are due.
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comedy.
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than | did last year,
RESOLVED-—Not to dste & lettar “1916” for three weeks
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news I stale”
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Not Bragging
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Of Course.
NO. 12
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Mhl".o“h.. 'h-m-u--—-
drese (ke they were gotn’ swimmis'l*
O coures, Jerwsha Maint you heard Dat s the selal swim the
wimmin try to outetrip saeh ether ™
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A Matter of Choice.
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Her Vindication.
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Story with an Impossible Ending.
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Hunting is & great pastime. It Is Induiged 1o all over this broad lend
Maine is & great State noted for hunting In Malne, however, you seldom
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emitted an efaculation of unfelgned surprise The bunter bad killed »
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Bing forward out of the trees, unbarmed.
Placing the Blame,
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a el‘-— World to the Grocer
By Wm. F. Kirk
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Unioss thay wien Ihe oid man 1o sbuse
Cuonys
FOB P e Five he gives 10 eetner;
A s for e Aunt he heape o your;
T Ter Ihe Tems he gives e mether,
MO fer sur Meme ol frae and sleer
€ 1 for the Rany e b bringe
Bos for e Rall et gives e Joy!
Pt Iham ol tagether, they spell FATHER
AN Father s & grend oid by
cwonys
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AT e e Astes b BReen saeh duy
T e e Times thet we farget i,
MO T e Masdiess thinge we aey
B 0 fer e Baey mad we revel,
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College Wits
Copyright, 191§, by the Star Company,
Great Britain Rights Reserved.
Noticed.
BR.AN’E'W—-Notico the Prof. og.
ling Miss Magook at the dance
last night?
Yearolde—A highbrow appreciat
ing a low neck, eh?
Subnormal.
“l WANT a loaf of bread.”
“White or graham?”
“Doesn’t matter; it's for a blind
woman,”
An ‘““Opening Chorus.”
Sl.‘\'O a song of front seats, fiddles
start to whine:
Four-and-twenty chorus girls stand
in a iine.
When the show is opened they all
begin to sing,
And not a person in the house ecan
understand a thing.
Poor Thackeray.
SOPH.-—DH you see that movie
called “Vanity Falr?™’
Sensor — Yes; gosh, it wonld
make some book!
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A Hard Answer.
IN'DIONANT PROFESSOR — Quit
this quibbling., sir! Who was
King Henry VIIL? Answer “yes"
or “no.”
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Poor Fellow.
uPOOR fellow, he's an orphan.”
“Are his grandparents
alive®”
“Oh, no.”
“Poor fellow.™
“Worse than that”
“What else?
“His greatgrandparents Aare
dead, too.”
“Poor fellow.™
Not Particular.
ul DON'T see why they call it the
normal school.”
‘. “Why not™
| “Did you ever see the producta®™