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WHATS
THIS? |
THE MORNING SMILE
Vol. VL
Timelock Foams,
the Great De
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tective
The Adventure of the
Single Sock.
HEN | went lato the
breakfast room of our
modest diggings In
Faker street there was culy one
sock banging by the freplace.
It Beld two pipes and two pack
Aof tobacoo. It belonged to
Foame. My sock was nowhers
15 be soen )
“AL" sall Poama, a 8 he e
tared the room. “1 see that our
good landisdy remembered me
o this Christmas season. Twe
Pipee—and two packages of to.
Baceo, very nlce”
“What happened te my sock?
1 remarked.
*Your sock, Potson ™
“Yeou | bung it wp laet night”
*This must b Mortarity's
work” s Fosme,
"Bt why 4Mat he take
sounm™ 1 ssked
*Potson.” ssswered Poams,
o 8 are & champ. The arch
- animinal evidently wished io
oreste an esirangotsen! belwesn
B A 4 Induce yeu 10 el Mim
seore's of my work "™
'”r'lhhllmm
fi:-: aehod
Shar. Polson”™ said O
groat deteclive, “you are o
hump
Later | found my sock under
the fender And as | was poing
ot Mre. Muggine, sur landiady,
| e 2t the door and sad,
"Merry Christman! ) hope you
ol the detective gentheman
- hed the pipes | lefr tor you "
1 wender ot Poams wes wp
Marlier s | was Chrtetmas
merning * ¢ ¢
o S ————
Dot get 1n front of & Mavim
The Troubles of Lilly Putian
i Oy Ny AeTTan, e S Seeaw
DEARIE M GOING
DoWN TowN To DAY
AND GET You A NEW
SUIT OF CLOTHES |
FOR CHRISTMAS
g e g
THATS Your NEW
SUIT DEAR
Atlanta, Ga, Sunday, Junnary 2, 1916,
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THe Smile's Own
Literary Column
ummn
A books — hand books. of
course, excepied - will
b asswered ia thiy columa.
Write only on one side 'of the
PRper. This will give w o
chance Lo we the ather side
our Pprivate correspondence,
Make your questions “mesty”
and 10 the polnl. No vegetarias
uerieh will be digested by us
Remember. Wo soewer lerary
queetions oaly once In s often -
00 Son’t ask ‘em more than once.
To the Editor —For many years
& Guotation has been boihering
my bealn, 1 can’t find & aay
where. It is s follows:
SiFwas o 8 the Brte Casal
in elghtesn tweniyihree,
Asd | would Bt my tongwe
rould utter
The words that come back s
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Answer: This B & hamowms
quoiation Yeuw ought sot to ssk
- about It
Te e B My sisters
mw,’w.xommm
day wlemaly repesting the fol
lewing. which bw sald his tearber
bl his. A Musesrian §oOY
Beateariy Bave 10 e & g
_aries CaE JUN Balne Ihe
Outhar of his e, and is ¥ e ?
ARawer The suiier did ia
c.eomm wilh Wi bosls on.
Aont reonll M same. tea
e Wres
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HEARST'S SUNDAY AMERICAN, ATLANTA, GA., SUNDAY, JANUARY 2, 1916.
e e e e P 8 DY VAT, CANUARY S 1016,
e T T e e e
e Sl (O
SHoW ME
SOME MENS |
SUTTS PLEASE
?EACH!)
swum sround Manhattan Teland?
Answer. He might have; In
any event, ‘twould bhave been
quite & postioc feat.
To the kdilor -Who wrote the
following .
“Twinkle, twinkle, Mt star,
How | wonder what you are.”
Asewer: We know, but we
won't il
S ———————
In the Smile’s
DUCKS,
Tommm—w..
wood duck not so tgnder
A A canvasback? What s
1 made of sayway -mahogany?
Besme 10 me & rosewoed duck
wouid look nlce on the table.
TONY TUPEMO.
Mice
TO THE EDITOR-Doss »
feld mouse Bave 1o Hive In &
fisid or could it Nve In & vacant
lot Just as well? | mast ook &
fold marsbal about hie-he
SuEht te know. | suppose Uy
S right Bor & Seld manhal to
sleep In Sl although B
Would look esreputable for aa
ordinary person, Where doee o
& monee slesp -1n & dor® What
oA Gt
JAMES MOUSENOUND,
: GOLDPIGM.
Ipmnm“
iE n o pures,
Bt & solifes sete W& Wy
that fe wores
} JAMES T BULLEM
THIS wfi\y'
‘/‘\ADAM
Hollday
to
Bump
Over,
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Smile’s Humane
Burglar Holder
Our Latest Invéntion
Makes Scientists Gasp
with Wonder.
Simplicity of Operation Strong
Feature of New Device Given
to Public by Our Staff
Inventor.
. device Mustrated on
I thia page will prevent any
burgiaries. This ts gFuar
antesd by the most burgled man
In Newark, Seck Walters. Por
some time Mr. Walters employed
& tmined Jumbo erab to waleh
the door, caleniating thet ot
would Mie any Wireder, but the
erad safortunately st fate a
battle with one of the educated |
oyviars, and while ot death
ripe with Ms sos, PDurglar No,
17 broke o the place.
As the reader may see from
the Ulustration, the new device
c-,.-nmu-mu
ARy WAy A molor sauses the
Goothmed te revolve at & tervifie
spead. When the burglar catches
the Bnoh be B whirled sround
and dare Bot et go lest he e
dashed 1o plecen. Mo simply
bangs on Il morning, whes (he
Janlior slows down the moter
and permits e burglar
tonee revaiving. ' Ms Sy
and belpless condition (he
burgiar te thes lectured on the
folly of burgling in thess duye
of sctence and is permitiod to go
Bome leat his family becomes
worried over M prolonged o
wence
Did You Know That
You shouM enchangs your
Chrisimas prosssis sarly?
A whasllarrew withest o
whied B & very swhwand
weapon
OBe athe: dand. & hasi
Mrrew tarvew seud
BT
SEND [T 0B
To THE HOUSE /
ZWHAT’S THIS ?
Easy-to-Keep Resolutions for 1916,
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phuric word will serve twice as well. ’
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comedy !
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than 1 414 last year, 4
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What She Misses.
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bt of gossip. muung.ucm-‘»mum
néwe is wtale ~
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Not Bragging
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"1 suppose T could be purtier, mum.*
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Of Course.
P!Mumh“l“bn.nflm.u.
“Gracious. Hiram!™ said the oid Wy, “Them awful soclety wemen
ree lke they were goin’ ewtmmbn' '™
" courss, Jervsha, Fala't you heard et tn the senlal swien the
wimmin iry 10 outetrly eadd efer?™ |
Cost g {
A Matter of Choice. :
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il walt for ne man, |
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What grme o) mous eeme Sewn, fond priese are Mgher
Age 0 greal Lmprever. yet Lhe geed Gl yeung
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NO. 12
THIS IS My
\NEW SUl;l'_
JUST FOR FUN
PARIS GOIW/S/5|
— TR}
Her Vindication.
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SAE--DW I say 67 xwxqt.
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Story with an Impossible Ending.
smrmmmwmawmm Overhendl
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Hunting is & great pastime. It 18 induiged in all over this broad land
Maine is & great State noted for hunting. In Maine, however, you seldom
#ot what you are husting for uniess ygu are bhep to the proper signal te
Silp to the obliging drug clerk.
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bad the satisfaction of seeing the object fall. He hastened to the spot and
emitted an ejaculation of unfeigned surprise. The hunter bad killed o
Dm.fl-hmhflluhn-lhmmnmmv
ning forward out of the trees, uabarmed.
. Placing the Blame.
me.rmaflotxn’l—-a'nnlhnhmum--
pubiish s new novel. ¢
Second Literary Genfus—ls that owing to the war?
Piret Literary Gentus-—No; I expect It's owing to the novel. !
None of His Business.
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ships™
It Happens.
A“‘“m‘.‘hdo'.-hnflnd
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F th A Word That, Means the
a er"'"' World to the Grocer
By Wm. F. Kirk
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ABout & simple Httie word | always like o spoil.
08 & word the posts never wee
Unisss thay wish the oid man 1o sbuse!
oMonus,
Fla for the Five be ghvas 1o beothary
A Je for the Aunt he heeps ol your:
T ie for the Tena he gives 1 mather,
Mo for sur Moms all fras and clesr.
£ s for the Bany ehe brings wa,
lhflfinfi'u.n'
Put tham o tegether, thay spell FATHER,
And Father o & grand oid by
cnonus
F e for e Pavers that M showe o
Ale for the Aches e knews saeh ey
vnmumunw:
M oln fer e Mesdiess hings we
€OO for the Eoay mead we ravel,
Bl for 1 Rough apete he destrayn,
Nn‘m.q“lam
With th
College Wits
Copyright, 1915, by the Star Companyy
Great Britain Rights Reserved.
Noticed.
BRANEW—-Noflco the Prof. ep
ling Miss Magook at the dance
last night?
Yearolde—A highbrow appreciat
ing a low neck, eh?
Subnormal.
“l WANT a loaf of bread.”
“White or graham?”
“Doesn’t matter; it's for a blind
woman."”
An ‘“Opening Chorus.”
SING a song of front seats, fiddles
start to whine:
Four-andtwenty chorus girls stand
in a line.
When the show is opened they all
begin to sing,
~ And not a person in thé house can
| understand a thing.
l Poor Thackeray.
SOPnr—Dld you see that movie
called “Vanity Fair?™
Senior — Yes; gosh, it weuld
make some book!
o &,
A Hard Answer.
INDIGNANT PROFESSOR — Quit
this quibbling, sir! Who was
King Henry VIIL?! Answer “yes”
or “no.”
e rd
Poor Fellow.
uPOOR tellow, he's an orphen.”
“Are his grandparenty
alive?™
“Oh, no.”
“Poor fellow.™
“Woree than that”
“What else?™
*His greatgrandparents are
dead, too.”
“Poor fellow™
Not Particular.
“‘ DON'T see wify they call it m
normal school.”
*“Why not?™
“Did you ever see the producta™