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Great Defective
The Adventure of the Good
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the top was not o written dy we.
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ing the word read os he has
printed 1, instead of “detective”
. as we wrote it, We have reason
to believe the printer has been
bridbed dy Monriarity, the arch
eriminal, who hopes thus to creaic
dissension Dbetween Foams and
myself.]
6 ELL, Potson,” said
Foams to me, a 8
we breakfasted in
our modest diggings in Faker
stredt, “how goes the water- |
wagon?” |
“Pm entirely off ths stuff, |
Foams,” I replied. |
! had induced the great detec
tive to give up the “hop” at the
same time I swore off my
Scotch. |
“And how do you feel? I |
asked,
“Tip-top, Potson,” sald Foams.
“1 don't feel the need of it at
all” |
On my way home that sfter
noon I feit a little depressed
and droppgd into my usual pub-
Ho houge for a stiff Seotch and |
sode. | i
1 had just rgised it to my lips
when I saw, reflected in the
mirror, some person in a booth
in the farthest corner. Who
aver it was, he had a “needle”
in his hand and his sleeve was
rolled up.
¥ looked closer. |
it was Foams,
Disgusted writh his lack of
willpower, 1 swaliowed my j
THE MORNING SMILE
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Atlanta, Ga., Sunday, January 16, 1916.
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Did You Know That—
Falge hair is a sort of false
hood?
Paste diamwnds are prefer
able to a paste in the eye?
Very few accidents are st
tributable to hobby horses?
Very few horses are one
horsepower?
Soft water will do more hard
work than hard water will?
Lots of people have soft snaps
living hard by the shore?
R O R N T s
drink, which was purely medie
inal, and went out.
I wasg silent that evening at
dinner, and Foams's omnly re
mark was, “Potson, my deay
tellow, you are a chump.”
Waturally, I couldn’t tell
roams I had seen him without
giving away my OWR presence
in the Blus Boar.
When I saw Foams in the
same booth the next day I knew
that his intellect was too Keen
for me. No vwonder Moriarity
dreads him! \
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O THE EDITOR-—Seems
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they're always playing around |
ineposl. JAMES T. CARP.
VERY TRUE.
TO THE BEDITOR—A worm |
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air by going to live in the sub- |
way. ROBERT M'CLUCK. |
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PERHAPS A LITTLE OF BOTH.
TO THE EDITOR—SBhouId we
attribute its depravity to hered
ity or environment in the case
of a cucumber? JIM DILL.
RE EXCEPTIONS, |
T 0 THE EDITOR—Ig there
any exception to a universal
rule? T. L. WILBON.
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Breaking Your
Good
Resolutions
yvesterday?
NO. 4.
Runabout
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Boon to Bachelors, Beaut
eous and Otherwise.
Smile’s Latest Invention Invalv
able to Hunted Sex
During 1018,
AKE a peek at the ac-
I companying illustration.
If youre a married
man, all you can do is shake
your head and mutter, “Too
late.”
If you're a bachelor, the hupt
ed look will fade from Your eyes
and hope will once more spring
in your breast.
With the Smile’'s Runabout
Rodent vou are safe. No de
signing female dare approach
you when you have our non
meticulous mouse along with
you.
You can smile as you let the
R. R. rush to your aid. It will
make 1916 a literal leap year
for the girls who approach you.
They'l} leap ten feet into the air.
Order your Runsbout Rodept
at once.
SPECIFICATIONS: Body-—
Gray, upholstered in natural fur.
Cylinders—Twin.twelves.
Engine—Two-mousepower.
Speed—Tastest you ever saw.
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Winter Hints,
You can prevent snow frem
settling on your roof by pour
ing hot water on each flake as
it falls.
Chilblaing on the toes will
not trouble you if you keep your
feet in the oven.
To prevent cake from getting
stale, eat it before baking.
Old Doc Foozle’s Health Series
OUR halr starts on the top of your heed and grows out, or comes
Y out, or has already done so.
Women who find that their bair is coming out wiil be pleased
to know that g hair receiver is one of the best things known to keep it in.
Hair is eaid to he woman's erowning glory. That's not exactly the
way to put it. “Semebody’s hair is woman's crowning glory!™
There is a place for everything, but & man's shoulder is no piace for
2 blonde hair—{f his wife is a brunette. Patients often ask me what {s
good for the hair. There are several things really good for it, chlef
among them being a brush and comb.
It has heen sald that hair is a sign of wealth. Good night! Think
of how well off Jawn D. would have been if only he had grown & mat
ke Paderewski! ‘
Red hair is really beautifyl. Some people laugh at it, but not thoss
who bave it. There are two reasons why people have red hair—iron in
the system and ancestors. No one, according to Confucius or some cele
brated sage, ever saw a slob with red hair.
A great many people rush up to me and inform me they are getting
bald—a# though I couldn't see it for myself, ten blocks away. I have
recommended everything from kerosens to praver, and yet I can boast
of a¢ many bald-headed patients as any other doctor.
Beeldes black, white and red hair there is the so-called “salt-and
pepper,” a very seasonable sort of hair. Brown hair grows in all shades
from almost black to almost red.
It has been said that there are very few true blondes. Bosh! There
are just ag many true blondes as there sre true brunettes. Personally,
1 do not think halr has much to do with it
There's & reason for everything, or at least aimost everything. We
have a reason for hair. Away back in the prehistoric days mankind had
t 0 have hair or else he wouldn't have bad anything on his mind. He
didn't have any sort of a hat, nor did his wife—them was the happy days!
He had a very thick mop of hair, and every time 2 clansman would sneak
out of his cave and come up and bounce a stone cen opener on his head
The Weekly Cruise of the Good Ship “News”
T‘HERE‘S little news of the Ford ship trip:
The country’s held by the Demeon Grippe,
And the King of Serbs gave the silent slip
To the Bulgar.
The Russians mass for 3 move in herds;
The peace dove still is the goat ‘'mong birds,
While the Housewives’ Leagne had a war of words
Most vulgar,
The echoes heard from a libel suit
Say Barnes must pay all the costs to boot,
And the G. O. P. makes a plea for Root
To advise her,
Great Britain’s dogged by the words “Too Late”;
The seas are rough on sher Ship of State,
And the Docs prepare to operate
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the hair would sort of deaden the shock—alwaye providing the blow was
not too severe, when it would sort of deaden the man.
The primitive men used to cut their halr with clam shells and suen
anthropological safety razors, but the women allowed their hair to grow
This was because men in those days didn't ruin a perfectly good dress
suit popping down and proposing. When they wanted a wife they grabbed
her by the hair and took her home to the cave. Do you think, then, an)
woman would neglect to let her hair grow good and long?
Auburn halr is the same as red, except that the owner thereof is @
peach. Titian hair i# aleo the same as red, except that the owner has
oodles of money.
There {& a paculiarity about hair and namea. If a fond mother name:
ner little girl baby “Goldie,” that child is certain to grow up with bair as
black as the Internal ecconomy of & fountain pen. But if she names the
child “Nubia,” her hair is certain to turn out to be the color of a quick
luneh cup custard!
Nine times out of ten when a man with hair as straight as the Ten
Commandments marries a girl with beautiful, curly hair, their youngsters
all have perfectly straight hair. And sleven times out of ten the peor
man never hears the last of it!
Only a couple of generations ago a woman combed her hair iz the
morning and that was al!l thers was to it. Now she goes to a hairdresser's
and has it washed and baked and electric-dried and curled apd waved
and riccocheted and marcelled and perfumed and done into a coiffure, ali
for the modest amount of about $2.50, and it looks almost as goed
when she gets home as it did before she went
And man—he used to get mother or wife to put the old yaller bowl
with the blue stripe 'round it on his head and cut his hair around thst
And he combed it with a plain old horn comb, and on Sundays put e
little hair ile on it to be dressy, and it lasted him right through his four
SCOre years. ¥
But now the Tomsorial Artist shampoos it with a pale pink sticky
fluid, singes it with a wax taper, rubg nine kinde of tonic into it, eael
one guaranteed to grow hair on a china doorknob, dashes bay rym inte
it, and by the time a man gets old enough to vote he begins to get “I
JAPAN wonld take the Philippines,
Yet will not dare to risk it;
Ont in Detroit a man’s divorce
Was based on wifie’s biscuit.
The atmosphere gives nitrogen
When chemistry commands it
"Tis Bryan’s guff
That yields the stuff—
The chemist he just lands it
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THE Dutch behold ig growing trade
The war cloud’s silver lining.
Our Mayor plans for better rule,
Yet recks not on resigning.
In cap and bells he seeks the role
Of Education’s mentor,
And dancing goes
In motley clo’es
Whers angels fear to enter.
Firing Line
Sreet Briain Wigats Reseved
Coprright. 1906 W e Wiar Cempewr.
DEADLIER THAN USUAL.
“l UNDERSTAND that all
women are perfect!y able to
shrapoel «\%
“I'N wager they make it in thets
gunpowder, one cupful of mitre
glycerine. o pimed of fulminate, d%
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TIME TO BEGIN. b
Jostt-nm we are with e
army, no adequste navy., 50
guns. no nothing—in an absolute
state of unpreparedoess! 1 belleve
ws orter have everything in read!.
ness “Jobmny on the spot” is my
sentiments
OFFICE BOY-—Mr. Jopes da
boss wants to kpow whep you're
gonna get dose orders out whai
come in on de 13th!
CAUSE AND EFFECT.
A MAN coming out of prison afte”
ten years' pensl servituds
asked what was going on in the
world "
‘Well. ther's most of Eureps
fighting. and the saloons are closed
at ten in London.” he was told.
“Go on'” exclaimed the ex-con
vict. “Well, 1 pever' Fancy the
saloons closing early haviag secd
an effect'!™
A HARD SHOT
LADY (in London garden)—We
always keep the hose ready ‘o
case of a Zeppelin raid
VISITOR-—But surely, my dear,
it would never reach them at the
height they @y?
PROOF POSITIVE,
LADY CUSTOMER—Yes, this T
better weather pow. Some
people think all the rain we had a
little time ago was capsed by the
firing of heavy guoe in Belgiom.
DRESSFITTER—I don't see how
that cap be, madam, for I remem
ber we mostly had very fine weather
during the South African war.
HER SORROW.
uDOEs your wife show amy in
terest in the warl”
“Yes, indeed. She talks about it.”
“What does she say?’
“TWhy, she says that she wishes I
could go.
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