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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1916
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Do you love her?
JYew, ma'am.”
Do you go to school, dear? ;
JYes ma‘am.” .
ware you faithtul to your studies?
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“Do you say your prayers cnr,v]
night?"
“Yes, ma'am.”
“Can I trust you to do an errand for
me?
“Yes, ma'am.” ‘
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lady, looking steadily down on the man
1y face. ““Here is a penny. Get me an
apple. Rc-memt:er..flo:i sees you!"
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Down In thg erimson clover zone there
were two farmers named Jones and
Smith, respectively. Jones was old
fushioned and stuck to old-fashioned
ways, but Smith, who was more wmodern,
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bought a fine new automgoblle, One day
he was proudly exhibiting it to some
L friends, when Jones came along.
“Um,’”” remarked Jones, as he
thoughtfully sized up the handsome
machine, “What's that thing there on
the side?”
“That's a spare rim and a tire,"” an
’-wcnd the proud Bmith. “We always
carry an extra one In case one of the
;whnln goes wrong. "
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dainful responsg of Jones. “I've druv
'houu for nigh on 50 years, and I never
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The Blindness of Love.
The bride was a good-looking mulat«
to, but the bridegroom was a reversion
to type—a powerful negro with reced
ing Torehead, protruding eyes, ’ broad,
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flat nose, very thick lips and practically
no chin.
In their seat in the day coa®h this
couple billed and cooesl as ardently as
any of their kind. They regarded not
the amusement of the other occupants
of the coach. Finally, the bridegroom
sank down in the seat, rested his head
on the bride's shoulder, and gazed soul
fully into her eyes, In turn she gazed
fondly upon him and murmured:
“Good Lawd, honey! Aln't you
ashamed to be so handsome!"
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“Of course,” sald the bachelor,
“there can be no such thing as joint
rule In a family. Some one must be
the head.”
“True: but the scepter passes from
one to another.”
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the husband holds it; then ts 'omly‘
and unobtrusively passes to the wife,
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Needed.
A woman who had had four stalwart
soldlers billeted on her endeavored to
use as little buteher meat as possible,
Day after day there was served up at
dinner time & scanty meal, the chief
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Good Housekeeping Recipes
All measurements are level, standard
half pint measuring cups, tablespoons
and teaspoons being used. Sixteen lev
el tablespoonfuls equal & half pint,
Quantitiey are sufficlent for six persons
uniess otherwise stated., Flour is sifted
once before measuring.
RAISED CORN MEAL MUFFINS,
One<half cupful yellow Indian meal, 1
pint bolling water, 3 tablespoonfuls lard,
4 cupful molasses, 1 teaspoonful salt,
1 con pressed yoast cake, about & cup
fuls ‘Sread nm’.r,
Pour the boiling water over the meal,
add luney molasses und salt, mix thor
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A the ‘z‘t eake dissolved In two
tablesg yon of warm water, and beat
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in flour to make a stify batter, about
‘ut: cupfuls. Let irse till lght, put in
decp mulfin ting, let rise again, and
bake about twenty ‘minutes In & rather
quick oven. This may be made also
Into small loaves, If started at night,
the muffins may be used for breakfast.
This amount makes elghteen large mus.
fins
ENGLISH CHUTNEY SAUCE.
One-half pound ripe tomatoes, 1 pound
tart applos, 2 cupfuls granuiated sugar,
8 large green peppers, 13 small onjons.
Y% cuptul ct;? mint leaves, 1 1.8
cupfuls sead s, 3 cupfuls vine
gar, 2 teas dry mustard, 1 tea
spoonful salt.
Chop tomatoes, add salt. and mis
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“STICKIES.”
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butter; sugar, cither brown or white.
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