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Must Be Cautious.
When the train came to a stop an
antique-looking dame thrust her head
out of the window opposite the refresh
ment room and briefly shouted:
“Sonny!"”
A bright-looking boy came up to the
window.
«Little boy,” she sald, "have you &
mother?”
“Yes, ma'am.”
“Do you love her?”’
«“Yes, ma'am.”
*Do you g 0 to school, dear?”
“Yes ma'am.”
wAre you faithful to your studies?”
*Yes, ma'am.” i
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‘night?”
“Yes, ma'am.”
“Can I trust you to do an errand for
me?”
“Yes, ma'am.”
“I think I ecan, too,” said the kind
lady, looking steadily down on the man
ly face. ‘‘Here is a penny. Get me an
apple. Remember, God sees you!”
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Down in the crimson clover zone there
were two farmers named Jones and
Smith, respectively. Jones was old
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Yought s fine new automobfls, One day
he was proudly exhibiting. it to some
triends, when Jones came along.
“Um,”” remarked Jones, as he
thoughtfully sized up the handsome
machine, “What’'s that thing thers on
the side?’
“That's a spare rim and a tire,” an
swered the proud Smith. ‘“We always
carry an extra one in case one of the
wheels goes wrong.”
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dainful responseg of Jones. ‘T've druv
hosses for nigh on 50 years, and I never
had to carry a spare leg for one o’ them
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The bride was a good-looking mulat
‘to, but the bridegroom was a reversion
to type—a powerful negro with reced
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no chin,
In their seat in the day ecoach this
couple billed and cooed as ardently as
any of their kind. They regarded not
the amusement of the other occupants
of the coach. Finally, the bridegroom
sank down in the seat, rested his head
on the bride’s shoulder, and gazed soul
fully into her eyes. In turn she gazed
fondly upon him and murmured:
“Good Lawd, honey! Aln’'t you
ashamed to be so handsome!”
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And Keeps It.
“Of course,” sald the bachelor,
"‘there can be no such thing as joint
rule #in a family., Some one must be
the head.”
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one to another.”
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A woman who had had four stalwart
soldiers billeted on her endeavored to
use as little butcher meat as possible,
Day after day there was served up at
dinner time a scanty meal, the chlef
item of which was tea.
““Ah,” she sald, one day, pointing to
a tea leaf floating In one of the cyps,
*“there’s to be a visitor today!”
‘““Well, madam,” gald one of the hun
gry four, “let u: hf:pe‘lt's tha-»utcher!”
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Cambridge Child (passing Grand Cen
tral Station)—Oh, mama, look at that
cute little library!
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Good Housekeeping Recipes
All measurements are level, standard
half pint measuring cups, tablespoons
and teaspoons being used. Sixteen lev
el tablespoonfuls equal a half pint
Quantities are sufficlent for six persons
unless otherwise stated. Flour is sifted
once before measuring.
RAISED CORN MEAL MUFFINS.
One-half cupful yellow Indian meal, 1
pint bolling water, 2 tablespoonfuls lard,
1% cupful molasses, 1 teaspoonful salt,
1 compressed yeast cake, about 6 cup
fuls bread flour. .
Pour the boiling water over the meal,
add lard, molasses and salt, mix thor
oughly, and let stand till lukewarm.
Add the yeast cake dissolved in two
tablespoonfuls of warm water, and beat
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in flour to meke a stiff batter, about
six cupfuls. l.et irse till light, put In
deep muffin tins, let rise agaln, and
bake about tw.nty minutes in a rather
guick oven. This may be made also,
into small loaves. If started at night,
the muffins may be used for breakfast.
This arnount makeg eighteen large muf-‘
fins. 1
ENGLISH CHUTNEY SAUCE.
One-half pound ripe tomatoes, 1 pound
tart apples, 2 cupfuls granulated sugar,
3 large green peppers, 12 small onions, |
1, cupful cht&ppo(i mint leaves, 11-5‘
cupfuls seeded raisins, 3 cupfuls vine
gar, 2 teaspoonfuls dry mustard, 1 tea
spoonful salt.
Chop tomatoes, add salt, and mix.
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cool the vinegar, add sugar and mus
tard, mix all the ingredients togethef,
and allow them to stand at least tem
days before using, stirring them occa
slonally. This will keep indefinitely.—
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“S§TICKIES.”
Baking powder biscult dough; nutmeg;
butter; sugar, either brown or white.
Spread the biscuit dough thickly with
the butter, beaten to a cream. Sprin
kle thickly with sugar, and grate nut
meg lightly over the whoie. Roll ?
cut with a sharp knife, place cut side
down in a baking tin, and bake h’!
quick oven. For biscuit dough made
two cupfuls of flour, one-quarter cupful
of butter and one-third cupful of sugar
will be needed. These are delicious
with afterncon tea.—M. M. 8., No. 333
North Sixth stireet, Fort Smith, Ark.