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__THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1916.—
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A Good Market.
In full view of the erowd in & very
pusy street, tWo vendors of berries were
1 busy with pileg of thin wooden boxes,
. each scantily filled with immature fruit.
. Emptying Dbox after box, the vendors
deftly punched up one layer of the box
bottom to & sharp angle painted in the
middle, propped it there with paper, and
¢ then refilled the receptacle, taking great
. care that the finest and freshegt looking
E berries should make a showy top cov
ering. ¥
L One of the spectators grew indignant.
1 “How in the world,” he demanded,
“do you expect to sell your wares when
,you openly show that they are not what
they seem 10 be?"’ ]
3 waw, gwan’ sajd the vendor ad
dressed. ‘‘This is New York, and there
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The Truth.
A Southern judge, famed for his se
verity and his uncompromising loyalty
to the traditions of procedure, had to
try a case in which one of the witnesses
happened to be an actress of no small
popularity in the South. It chanced
that the nature of her evidence was
such that the usual question about her
age was not likely to be omitted, so
when she came to the stand his honor
told the court clerk to suspend action
for a moment; then, turning to the ac
tress, he said: |
“Madame, how old are you?"’
“Twenty-six,” said the lady, who is 36
it sha Is a day.
“Very well,” said the judge, politely.
«I asked you that question because, if 1
hadn’t, it would surely have been asked
you when the attorney for the defense
cross-examined you. And now that you
have told us your age, do you swear to
tell the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the truth?”
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A Retroactive Blessing.
A Boston man tells of an old-time dea
con in Massachusetts known for the
lengthy blessing which at his table was
the unfailing prelude to every meal. His
hired man, Tom Morgan, an uncunvermd.
and impatient youth, had fallen into
the habit of commencing his meal before
the blessing had been fully invoked.
The frown and rebuke of the deacon
were of no avail in effecting the desir ed |
reform. Righteously indignant, the dea
con at length gave utterance to this
petition to the Deity:
“For what we are about to receive,
and for what Thomas Morgan has al
ready recelved, accept our thanks e |
Checqued.
“My son, I must put a check on your
reckless expenditures.’”
“Aill right, dad, but it will have to be
in four figures.”
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Up to Them.
Little James, aged 6, had been taught
to pray each pight for all his relatives
and friends, and consequently the list
had grown quite large. Bo one night
when it came time for the customary
prayers he refused to say them,
“Well, well, James!” said his mother,
“Why don't you say them? All good
little” boys say their pru;‘erl."
“Yes, but I'm too tired.”
“Oh, my, that’s no excuse. Come |
now, that's a good boy.” ‘
“Well,” relented James, 'l guess rn
have to. But, anyhow, I'm not going to'
pray for everybody. I'm going to cut
a lot of ‘em out. Some of 'em will have
to save themselves.”
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Had Some.
“And have you had any experience
with children?’ inquired the woman,
}who was about to engage a nurse.
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Jupies HARES AT ONC & : WHY WOULD AN OWL BE SORE
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Cause of the Collapse.
The foreman employed by a blg con
tractor rushed into the office of the
boss, wild-eyed and palpitating.
“Boss,” sald he, In a greatly agitated
volce, ‘‘one of them new houses of ours
fell down in the night!”
' “What's that?’ exclalmed the boss,
jumping right up and beginning to take
innuce‘ “What was the matter? How
did it happen?”’
"1t was the fault of the workmen,
boss,” answered the foreman. “They
made the mistake of taking down the
scaffolding before they put on the wall
paper.”
Good Company.
“Ig that little boy I saw you playing
with this afternoon a good boy, Wil
lie?” asked his mother,
“No" replied Willle, “he ain't much
| good, hut he's the onlw by sround Lhat
I can iick."”
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In Agreement So Far, !
A judge famous for his wit once had
‘a case before him in which the ,plaln-‘
tiff was represented by a very nervous
young lawyer. When the lawyer rose
to begin his address to the jury he
stammered out, “My unfortunate
client—'' and there he stuck. He tried
again, and in a shaking voice he man
aged to say, “My unfortunate client—"
and could iet no farther. Clearing his
throat, he had another try and for the
third time quavered out, ‘“My unfortu
nate client—"' and agalin his voice failed,
“Come, come, Mr. ~," sajd his
lordship, “proceed with your statement!
S 0 far the court agrees with you!”
The Cult of Fashion.
Young lady at the theater, to friend:
“What .o yvou think of this play, my
dear?"’
“Why, it’s absurd! Three months are
supposed to pass between the first and
second acts, and the heroine’s still got
the same hat on!”
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His Experiment.
A certaln (-:,»l}exe president wore side
whiskers. Whenever he suggested re
moving them, there was a division of
opinion In the family. One morning he
entered his wife's dressing room, ra:orl
in hand, with his right cheek shaved
smooth. ‘
“How do you like it, my dear?” he|
asked. *lf you think it looks well, [i
will shave the other side, t0o."” ‘
Where Knowledge Failed.
“Of course,” sald Farmer Corntassel,
“Josh’'s superior knowledge is a great
thing.”
“Pon’t you think It has practical
‘ value?”
“Yes, I suppose it has. But 1 noticed
thie afternoon that his bein’ able to call
a yellerjacket by his real scientific name
didn’t make the critter a bit more so
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A Delightful Surprise.
“I was a good girl, mamma,” an
nounced Lucille on her return from her
first party, ‘‘and talked nice all the
time."" 2
“And did you say something nice to
Mrs. Appleby Dbefore leaving?'’ asked
her mother.
“] sure did,” said Lucille proudly. T
saild, ‘I had a lovely time, Mrs. Apple
by, and had lots more to eat than I ex
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A Serious Case. |
“You call yourself a heart specialist?’
sald the patient when he had recover
ed consclousness. :
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