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Paris Article
Our .poghl Correspondent at the {
Peace Conferenca, 3
ARIS, fl;o 20 ~To-day" 1 '
P learned ® reason why so
many American soldiers ave
peing hurried home, Thay are.sent
home to make standing room in
France for the writers who are
soming over to attend the overflow
meeting of the conference. Fight
boatloads of spacidl correspondents,
artists, sob sisters and hinis-tothe
lovelorners arrived yesterday.
All these have persanal access to
the Peace Conferemce if they ocan |
got In. [ Versailles proves to be ;
too small they will hold the oonfer ;
ance on the Somme battlefleld,
which is large and well ventilated,
There 'are plenty of hotel rooms
bers, but the main difficulty seems
to be that they are all taken, But |
onocandwunnloephthowk'
if he walts tfll somebody gets up |
and leaves a vacant spot. !
General Hitemupski arrtved hers '
from Siberia to-day with his suft. |
He has only one. He has come here |
to find out what Russia will get }
sut of the Peace Conference. The |
'pinion fs that Rusela will get out |
of it and that is all, The general I
says they are having an old-sash- |
loned Winter in Russia and the
slaying {8 fine.
[ oan state on excellent suthorfty
that the Bwiss delegation to “he |
Peace Cofiference will demand the |
fraedom of the cheese, This is ad- 1
mitted on all sides. It is probable |
'he conference will lot them have
it.
The Mexican delegation is very
much up in the air. They have been
fiven an apartment at the “op of |
the Wiffel Tower_snd will be kept l
'here untll the conference is over. |
This is sbout the poorest place !_|
inow of to take up a mbacrlntlon'!
‘o buy a Christmas present for |
arranza, \ 2y
It is not ai all_difficult to bduy
fenuine war souvenirs hera To
day [ bought for three francs the
rery bullet that killed the ex-Czar of
Rassia, Nearly every ome who
owes here gets one of these. For
‘four francs 1 bought the pen with
nhich was eigned thdp treaty of
Hucharest. Three other gentlemen
-rnonomflthmmam,on
e Canal dw Nord last night had
=ach bought one of these and had
paid five francs for them.
if & person really needs sieap be
bires & taxicad for the night at reg
ular meter rates, which is several
franes cheaper than lodgings. The
Peace Conferenee should reduce the |,
war debt of Franee aimost to the
point where 1t will bacome an asse:.
An actor and his manager from
Australia have arrtved bere to have
flLeilr differences patched up by the
Peace Conlerence.
The Bejum of Bajahote and his
retinge arrtved here last night. The
Befum brought with him the famous
Bajahote diamond weighing elght
pounds and three onnces, also nine
quarts of rubles, five kflometres of
pearils snd a scuitie of rase dia
monds., He thought de m,m
bring them with bim bdecanse he
est all his wives at bome,
The American delegation js com
fortably estabiished I Joe Muras's
house, ' which overlooks Paris
There are quite & good many things
® be overlooked,, Joe and bis wife
have gone to visit relatives but left
the gas stowe, the dishes and their
sook, which as dewaright mice of
them.
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To look one's best and feel one's
Llest is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to-flush from the system the
previous day’s waste, sour fermenta
tions and poisonous toxins before it
s absorbed into the blood. Just as
oal, when it burns, leaves behind a
certain amount of incombustible ma
terial In the form of ashes, so*the
food and drink taken each day leave
in the alimentary organs a certain
amount of indigestible material, which
if not eliminated, form toxins and poie
sons, which are then sucked into the
bleod through the very ducts which
wre intended to suck in only nourish
. ment to sustain the body.
If you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, Lo sce
vour skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising a glass of hot water with a
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate In
it, which 18 a harmless means of
washing the waste material and tox
ins from the stomach, liver, kidneys
#nd baowels before putting more food
into the stomach.
Men and women with sallow skins,
lver spats, pimples or pallid com
plexion are those who wake up with
a qpated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath, others who are bothered with
headaches, biliolis spells, acid stom
ach or constipation should begin this
s phosphated hot water drinking.
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs very little at the drug
store, but is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cloanses, purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, so hot water and
{imestone phosphate aet on the inside
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Laughs at the Keith Theatres
LEIN BROTHERS
K “1 hear an accident hap
pened Lo your brother yester
day .~
“Yen, he was kicked by & hofss o
ternally * !
“Mo, no. You mesn internally. In
fermally means the regions below
“That's where he was kicked!”
“bay, and can you imagine the day
whem we have women firemen? An
slarm is sent in and when the cap
tain learns that it's ldazie Bean's
hopsée that's burning she’'ll mmy,
‘Oh, Jet it burn!’~
“You've %l very bad cold. What
are you taking for it
“Make me an offer!™
“You sewm to know so much sbout
tood, name thres articles that have
starch in them.”
“T'wo oollars and & onfl!™
“Who was the new girl | saw you
with last night?’ -
“That was no new girl. It was the
same one painted over!”
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LEMAIRE AND MAYES-— |
st Ballor—Who are you?
Beocond Ballor—l'm the lookoud.
First Saflor—You the lookout?
Becond Aaflor—Yea, sul, Ab lookr
out for mahselfl!
Choice Wit Daily in Th Atlanta Georgia
Tell Your Newsdealer té Deliver The Georgian at Your Home Every Week Day, as Well as The Sunday American.
AbALST'S SUNDAY AMERICAN — A Newspaper for People Who Think — SUNDAY, JANUARY 26, 1919,
“Smart? Ak should .say AR am.
Why, the other day the captain says
te me to take dat dere aeroplane
apart and put it together again, aad
when Ah gets finished Ah have tem
parts left over, dat's how smart Ah
am. Man, Ab's got too much brains
for one men. Ab ought to lmcoo.
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LEW DOCKSTADER--
Just look at Willlam J. Bryss. f
oall your particular attention to the
jay! There’s a man who hes wind
power. He's been running for twenty
years without stopping. You omn’t
beat him but once in four years,
But fust think of the Kaiser. He
has 498 uniforms. He's all dressed
up and no place to go. Why, he's
even afrald to come out. And he's
living off a friend. Panhandling,
that's what he's doing. Why, he's o
bam!, Then there's the clown quinoe,
They ought to lock him up In t
sutomat and not give him & nu:k;‘
It was on & Thursday that Wilson
signed the Prohibition bill. I remem
ber the day, and on Friday he told
ns that he was golng to leave the
country |
I predict that the candidates for
1880 tn the Demoeratic ticket will be
either Wilson or McAdoo, with Gen
eral Pershing on the Republican
ticket. and Hoover on the meal tichet,
Easily Missed.
“"l'fllY‘VE put the price of beans
up at my restasrent Have
they st yours?™
“No; but I've noticed lately that
they leave off & besn.”
BILL'S OCOMPLETE WORKS,
By Himself. ’
While I'm resting hers in Holland
(Buch a nice secluded nook!)
Guess | might as well get busy
On my contermpinted book.
It will keep me out of mischief
While 'm hiding with the Dutch,
And | think that | can make it *
Just ae funny se a crutoh.
| shall have it bound in bugkram,
And "Il sell It for a song,
80 the naxt war lord who followe
My advice cannot go wrong.
| shafl telt him how It started;
How | stacked the carde te winj
Then 1l tell"him how It ended,
How | barely sayed my skin.
Yop, this book will kesp me bu.y,.
And I'mt mighty keen to try It,
Though | fear when it |s printed
There will be ne fool te buy It
For a ghost that stands beside me
In the silence of the night
Beema to whisper that the hangmans
Will read proef onwhat | write.
Some Futuri inition
st Definitions
CQLONIL HOUSE-—A Maxim silenter wearing ?mum‘t; & feathe
falling on velvet; a sphinx in a felt hat .
Henry Ford—A cracker-box on wheely; a eix-dollare-day pay en
velppe; a political magician who has misplaced his rabbit,
Clemenceau—A tiger-skin rug on a slippery ballfoom floor; s French
accent with gestures; a diplomatic jack-in-the-box.
Lioyd George-—A brush with wire bristles; a “stopwo” trafflo sign
for the British Parliament; s tight-rope walker over the Thames.
Lenine and Trotsky A teeter on the back of the Russian bear; a
vacuum open at both ends.
William Jennings Bryan—A free-sflver stickpin on a bhone-dry -shirt
front; a chautauqua salute from Nebraska; a mule in hobbles.
Carranza—A cactus in the underbrush; a toreador with both wrms in
o sling; a hot tamale on fce.
Joe Cannon—A stogle with a frayed end; a snapping turtle on a milk
diet; a back number of the Congressional Record.
Wilhelm-—A poison weed pulled up by the roots; an iromn &rmu left
on the oar tracks. )
Crown Prince A straw left over from yesterday's lcecrpam soda;
s German silver-mounted walking stick.
Herbert Hoover—An adult Childs restanrant; s field of corn with
rod, white and blue ears; a cornucopia with a Yale lock.
Williamm Howard Taft—A toy balloon in a silk hat; a full moon on
the half-shell; a problem play for suspenders,
Secretary Daniels—A cork out of & grape-juice bottle; a tuwrndown
collar standing at ease; a homespun tarpaulin
La Follette~A pompadour with a natural wave of m}mutkm; the
lining of a frock coat; a shorn lamb.
Liebknecht—A ,semaphore with the red light showing; the head off
of a damp match; a German heaaache the morning after.
President Wilson—A birh rod In s velvet socket; a table-tapger at
the peace seance.
New York--A head-waiter polishing a dime; s taxicab fazzing on
asphait; an artificial Ohristmas tree all lit up.
Philadelphia‘~A tired business man on Sunday: a Quaker bonnet on
& chorus girl; a tradition put away in mpth balls.
Boston—A palr of cheu-rhgnod glaskes 1A a silver oase; an Knglish
acosnt gone Lo seed; a oup of tea, ked and unsweelened.
Just for Fun
° STRANGE EXPERIENCES,
OUND a barber who did not fill our left ear with lather to be Stppel
F out and used as needed. He had nothing to say about the Pesoy
Conference. e was deaf and dumb,
Saw a show the other night In which the heroine and the hevo &
not fall in love. They were supposed Lo have been married before the
show started .
Attended a movie few nights ago, and the heroine wept, but no large
tear the size of an English walnut roiled slowly down her nose or took
a diagonal southwesterly course across her cheek. The country is surely
going dry 5
Attended a vaudeville show where not a single artist pulled the new
Joke about Napoleon having the cooties because his pictures always
showed him with his hand inside his coat. X .
Bolsheviki soap box orators seldom wuse the contents of halkr
platform
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN—
Soup was free with the purchase of one beer?
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Thank goodness there will at last be an end to that wise erack alwak
water being used only to put under bridges.
$ 5w
“Separated ten years, wife now seeks divoree “-—-Headline. '
lLooks like she wants to ' make the separation permanent, eb?
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THE LATEST FASHION HINT.
Blackjacks are being worn on the head
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS &H!N—-—v—
Enough beef stew for a family of twelve set mother back M iy
cents?
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What's the sense of making & resolution this year? Nobody will give
you the customary compliment for your display of willpower after Judy L
That is, of course, if you last that long. ®
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That old gag about Little Red Riding Hood carrying a large gob of
butter and a big chunk of cake %o her grandmother s great stuff. We
believe it, like it and recommend it. But can you imagine a mother of
to-day trusting her daughter one step outside of the house with that lap
out in & basket, and butter at eighty cents a pound? It would be anothes
case of, “fburteen detectives are now investigating the case.”
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Our conscience is clear. We have drunk Whoozis coffes and helped
to win the war ’
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Mosaic Edict Against Swine.
A GREATLY respected Philadelphia rabbi was about to take hin sest ™
& Chestnut street car when an agile draft-age youth “beat him to
it” by slipping sinuously into the vacancy.
The rabbi must have expressed a slight annovance in his features
for the young man added insuit to Injury by saying, with.cool effrontery:
“What's the matter with you? You look as if you wanted to eat me”
The Jewish gentleman was equal to the ooccasion.
“Yes,” he answered quietly, “but I am forbldden.®
Not in the Family. .
TliE colonel of a regiment of eolored troops on being passed by sm en
listed darky was not saluted. Belleving that the neglect in ssluting
was due to lack of instruction, he called the aftention of the man's oap
tain to the matter. The eaptain had the dusky soldier brought befors
him and asked him if he did not undersiand the regulstions about salup
ing, to which the ebony one replied:
“Yes, sah; 1 knows "Sout salutin’ and Y safutes you and Mers Jtm and
Mars Tom, but they's, one man about this here camp with & couple o tin
chickens om his shoulder atryin’ to balt us niggaha, a3’ de Dexd thme J
sees him I'se goin’' to tear dem right offen him *
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Who Could Blame Hilda?
Amuwus 'omnnhnduhflnmbv.mr_
soldiers who had recetved her invitation through the Cumy
Community Club. During dinner the hostess was very much annoyed hy
her Swedish niuid. Every time she served the boyw she burst out giggling.
Unable to stand it longer the woman followed her into the kitchen and
demanded:
“Why, muhJ what do you mean by tasoiting oy goests to s man
ner?! I can't un and #* ;
*Oh,” glggled Hilda, “ons of tam goldiers Dan my Sallow”
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