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Our Spedial Correspondent at ths "
Peace Conference,
ARIS, Dec, —Today 1
Pl-.rnod the reason why wmo
many American soldlers are
being hurried home. They are sent
home to make standing room in
France for the writers who are
soming over to attend the overflow
meeting of the conference., Fight
boatloads of spacial correspondents,
aggists, sob sisters and hinisto-the
lovelorners arrived yesterday, -
Anthmhbopommh
the Peace Conference if they oan
got in. If Versailles proves to be
too small they will hold the confen
ance on the Bomme battlefield,
which ie large and well ventilated.
There are plenty of hotel rooms
here, hut the main difficuity seems
to be that thiy are all taken, But
one can always sleep in the park
it be walls tfll soniebody gets up
«ud leaves a vacant spot.
General Hitemupski arrtved here
r:omammvmgnum
He has only one. He has come here
to find out what Russia will get
out of the Peace Conference. The
opinion f» that Russia will get ount
of £ and that is all. The general
says they ars having an old-sash.
foned Winter in Russia and the
sisying is fine,
1 can state on excellent suthority
“ml\fluwbnmm
Peace Conference will demand the
freedom of the gheess, This is ad
mitted on all sides. It is probable
the confersnce will let them have
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. The Mexican delegation is very
much up in the air. They have been
giyen an apartment at the “op of
the Eiflel Tower and will be kept
there untfl the oconference is ower,
This fs about the poorest place 1
Ktow of to take up a subscription
to bduy a Christmas present for
Carranza,
It i not at afl difficult to duy
feunine way souvenirs hera To
day 1 bought for three francs the
very bullet that killed the ex-Csar of
Russits. Nearty every one who
~ comes here geis one of these, For
four frenes 1 bought the pen with
which was signed the treaty of
Buchazest. Thres other geutleman
who slept with me in & scow om
the Canal du Nord last night had
sach bought one of these and had
paid fve francs for them.
. 18 » person really needs gieep he
hires & taxicad for the night at reg
ular meter rates, which fa several
franes cheaper than lodgings. The
Peace Conference should reduce the
war debt of France almost to the
potnt vhere £ will become an sesel.
An actor and bis mansger from
Australia have arrived hers to have
thelr differences patched dp 5y the
Peace Conference.
The Bejum of Bajahote and Bis
metinue ervived here last uight. The
Befum drought with him the famous
Bajahote diamond weighing elght
pounds and three ounces, siso nine
uarts of rubles, five kilometres of
pearis snd o scmitle of rare dia
monds, He thought be bad detter
bring them with Mm Decasmse Le
Wit all bés wives at home.
e American deleagation s com.
fomtably establiabed t Joo Megre's
bouse, whieh owveriooks Parks,
There are quiie & good many things
% o Do overiooked, 'Joe and his wife
have gone to vislt relatives, but left
, B g stovs, the dishes end thetr
ook, whikh was dowuright mice of
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“Says we cant help but look
better and feel better
fi after an inside bath. -
To look one's best and feel one’s
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previons day's waste, sour fermenta
tions and poisonous toxins before it
s absorbed into the blood. Just as
coal, when it byrns, leaves behindea
certain amount of incombustible ma
terial In the’form of ashes, so the
food and drink taken each day leave
in )‘e alimentary organs a certain
amount of indigestible material, which
it not elimirdited, form toxins and poi
sons, which are then sucked Into the
blood through the very ducts which
wre lnu-nd‘sd to suck in only nourishe
ment to sustain the body.
If you want to '‘see th€ glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising a glass of hot water \flw a
teaspoonful ofylimestone phosphate tn
it, which is a harmless means of
washing the waste material and tox
ins from the stomach, liver, kidneys
and bowels Gefore putting more food
into the stomach,
Men and women with sallow skins,
lver spets, pimples or pallid com
plexion are those who wake up with
a 4 coated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath, others who are bothered with
headaches, bilious spells, acid stom
ach or constipation should begin tiis
phated hot water drinking.
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs very littie at the drug
store, but is syficient to demonstrate
that just as ’?onp and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, 80 hot water and
limesigne phosphate act on the inside
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“No, no. You mess internally. In
fernully mesns the regions below '
[ “That's where be was kicked!”
"Hay, and can you tmagine the day
when we have womem firemen? An
alarm i sent to and when the cap
tato learne that it's Lizzie Bean's
house that's burning, shell may,
‘Oh, et f bomt' ¥
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“You've got & very bad cold. Whet
are ‘you taking for it™
“Make me an offert”
“You seem %o know s 0 mach aboat
ftod, naine thres articles that hawe
starch In them.”
“Tweo collars and » oufn”
“Who wae the new girl | saw you
with last night T
“That was no new girl. 1t was the
enine one painted over!™
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LEMAIRE AND MAYES--
Mirst Baflor—Who are you!
BSecond Batlor—l'm the lookout
First Saflor—You the lookout?
' Bocond Ballor—Yea, sal, AY looks
out tor mahselll
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Choice Wit Daily in The Atlanta Georgian
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Tell Your Newsdealer to Deliver The Georgian at Your Home Every Week Day, as Well as The Sunday Anmerican.
_weawnl >, SUNDAY AMERICAN — A Newspaper for People Who Think — SUNDAY. JANUARY 26, 19s.
Krazy Kat By Herriman
“Bmart? Ah should say AR am.
Why, the other dd the captain ways
e me to take dat dere seroplane
apart and put it together again, amd
when Ah gets finished AN have ten
parts left over, dat's how smart Ah
am. Man, Ab's got too much brains
for ‘one man Ab ought to inocor
porate’”
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LEW DOCKSTADER-
Just look at Willlam J. Brysa. [
oanll your particular attention to the
jay! There's a man who has wind
power. He's been running for twenty
years without stopping. You gen’t
best htm but omce in four years.
But just think of the Kaiser. He
has 498 uniforms. He's all dressed
up and no place to go. Why, he's
even afrefd to come out. And he's
living off a friend. Panhandling,
that's what he's doing. Why, he's &
bum! Then there's the clown quince.
They ought to lock him up in the
sutomat and not give him & nickel|
It was on & Thursday that Wilson
signed the Prohibition bill. 1 remem
ber the day, and on Friday he told
us that he wes going to leave the
sountry | i
1 predict that the candidates for
1820 tnthe' Demoeratic ticket will be
sither Wilson or McAdoo, with Gen
eral Pershing on the Republican
m.unmumnum
i Easily Missed.
' G(PPHEY'VE put the price of beans
| up at my restaursat. Have
they at yours!™
A “No; but I've noticed lately that
| they lesve off a bean ™
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! BBILL'S COMPLETE WORKS
- By Himself.
: While 'm resting here In Molland
| (Buch a niop secluded nook!)
| Guess | might as Well get busy
! On my contemplated book.
It will keep me out of mischief
While Pm hiding with the Dutch,
| And | think that | can make It
| Just as funny ae » crutch.
! | shall have W bound in buckram,
| And ™1 sell It for & wong,
' 8o the mext war lord who follows
' My advice cannot go wrong.
| shall tall him how, It started;”
How | stacked the cards to win|
Then 1”1l tell him how It anded,
| How | barsly saved my skin.
& ep, this book will kesp me .u.,,.
And U'mr mighty keen to try It
Though | fear when It is printed
| There will be ne fool te buy It
For a ghost that stande beside me
In the sllence of the night
Beems to whisper that the hangman
} Wil read proef on what | write.
Some Futurist Definitions
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Cownn HOUSE A Maxim sllencer wearing s mussier; a feathe
) falling on velvet; a sphinx in a felt hat
Menry Ford--A cracker-box on wheely; a six-dollaraday pay en
velope; & politica) magiciun who hus misplaced his rabbit
Clemenceau—A tiger-skin rug on & slippery ballroom floor; s Frepch
acoent with gestures; a diplomatic jack-in-the-box.
Lloyd Oworge--A brush with wire bristles; a “» " traffic sign
for the British Parliament; a tight-rope walker over tmmu.
Lenine and Trdtsky A teeter on the hack of the Hussian bear: a
vYacuum open at both ends.
William Jennings Bryan— A froe-sllver stickpin on. a bone<ry shirt
front; & chautaugua salute from Nebraska, a mule in hobbles.
Carranza—A cactus in the underbrush; s toreador with both wrms in
a sling; a hot tamale on fce
, Joe Cannon-— A stogle with a fraved end, a snapping turtle on a milk
diet; & back number of the Congressional Record
Wilhelm-—A polson weed pulled up by the roots; an tron eross left
on the oar tracks.
Orown Prince A sira left over from yesterday’s lcecrsam soda;
& German silvermounted walkingstick
~ Herbert Hoover—An adult Childe restaurant; & field of eorn with
red, white and blue ears; & comucopla with a Yale lock
Willilam Howard Taft-—A toy balioon in & silk bhat; a full moon on
the half-shell; & problem play for suspenders
Becretary Paniels—A cork out of & grape julce bottle a furndown
collar standing at ease, a homespun tarpaulin . \
La Follette A pompadour with s nalural wave of indignation tue
lining of a frock coat; a shorn lamb
Liebknecht - A semaphore with the-red light showing, the head off
of & damp match; a German heaasche the morning after
Prestdant Wilson-—~A birch rod In & velvel socket; » |sbl.—tappn.r at
the pesce seance
“New York- A head-waiter polishing s« dime; ® taxicab fazzing on
asphalt; an artificial Chrigimas tree all lit up |
Philadelphia—A tired business man on Sonday ' a Quaker bounet on
& chorus girl; a traditign put away in moth balls .
. Boston—A pair of shell-rimmed glasses 1o a silve; ease; sn Kngl(M
accent gone Lo seed; u cup of tea, lced and unsweelendd
Just for Fun o
STRANGE EXPERIENCES. e
OUND a varber who did not fill onr leit ear with iather to be Qippel
F ‘out’ and used as neaded. Ho had nothing to way about the Poace
, Qonterente. ile was deaf and dumb. y
Saw a show the othé night in which the hercine aud the hero &id
not fall in love. They were suppored to have boon married; before the
stiow started . £
¢ \" nded a movie few nights ago, and the heroine wep!, tul ny large
tear the size of an English Waluut rolled Slßwly down lmr-ffiose or took
a dingora! southwesterly course across hér cheek The roumry is surely
going dry
Attended a vaiudeville shdw where not a single artist pulled the®nex
joke aboui Napoleon huving the cooties Décause his pletures always
showed him with his hend inside his coat
Bolghe viki soap box "orvators seldom use the contents of shaie
platfor 1w ‘ =
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O YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN-— } }
Soup was free with the purchase of one beer?
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® Thank goodness there wilk at last be an en/d‘tu that wise r,rw;-abnt
water ‘being nsed only to put uudur bridges. 1
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Separated ten vears, wife now seeks divorce.”-—Headline .
Looks like she wants to make the separation permanent, eh”
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2 THE LATEST FASHION HINT.
Blackjucks are being worn on the head :
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! DO YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN-—— '
knough beef stew for a family of twelve set mother back just thirty
ents?
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What's (he sense of making & resolution this year? Nobody will give
vou the customary compliment for your display of willpower aftar Jaly L
That s, of ¢ourse, if you last that long \
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That old gag sbout Little Red Riding Hood carrying a large gob of
putter and & big chunk of cake to her grandmother is great stuff. ‘wo
believe it, like it and recommend it. Bus can you imagine s mother ‘,
to-day trusting her daughter cue step outside of the house with that Wy
out in a basket, and butiar at eighty cents a pound? It would be another
case of, “fburteen detectives are :0' investigatling the case.”
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Our consciance ix clear. We have drunk Wbloodl aoffen wnd hetped
te win the war ; ;
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Mosaic ‘Edict Against SBwine.
GREATLY respected Philadelphia rabbl was about to take his seat tn
A* a Chestnut street car when an agile draft-age youth “heat him ’
It* by slipping sinuously into the vacancy. '
The rabbi must have expressed a slight annovance in his featmres
for the young man added insult to injury by saying, with cool effrontery:
“What's the matter with you? You look as if you wanted to eat ma”™
The Jewish gentieman was equal to the occasion.
“Yes,” he answered quietly, “but 1 am forbidden.” )
Not in the Family. }
.Tms colonel of 4 regiment of colored troops on belng _-Idw & on
listéd darky was not saluted. Belleving that the neglect {n saluting
was due to lack of lostruction, he called the attention of the man’'s cap
tain to the matter. The captain had the dusky soldler brought befors
bim and asked him Us he did notunders.and the regulations about salui
ing to which the ebony one replied: £
“Yes, sah; | knows ‘bout salutin’ and | salutes you and Mars Jikn and
Mars Tom, but they's one man about this here camp with a couple o tin
chickens on his shoulder atryin’ to balt us niggabs, s’ de Dext time |
soes him I'se goin’ to tear dem right offen him ™ /
— A
Who Could Blame Hilda? .
Amwlvomnndubcusumnm.-fi
sdidiers who had received her Dnvitation through the War Camp
Community Club. During dinner the hostess was very much aanoyed by
her SWedish mald. Every time she sarved the hoys she burst out giggling
Unable to stand & louger the woman followed har into the kitchen and
demanded: \
“Why, Hilda, what do you mesn by lnsuiting my guests in this wad
ner? 1 ean’'t understand i* /
/ *Oh,” giggled Hilda, “une of tam scidiors ban my tellow™
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