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High Heels the National Menace
HEN Mrs. 2-B meets Mrs
W7< on the street she
glances at Mrs. 7{'s feet,
hut Mrs. 7-C gazes straight ahead
vat mutters: “Cat!”
. The Japanese Way to Remove Corns
Doesn’t Hurt a Bit—Easy and Simple
| The Magic Touch of Ice-Mint Does It. Just a Touch Stops
Soreness, Then the Corn or Callous Bhrivels and Lifts
Off. Try It. Your Feet Will Feel Cool and Fine.
Just a touch of lee-Mint and “Oh!™*
what relief Corns and eallouses vanish,
soreness disappears and you can dance
all night or walk all day and your corns
won't hurt a bit. No matter what you
have tried or how many times you have
heen disappointed here is a real help Yor
you at last. From the very second that
lee-Mint touches that sore, tender corn
your poor tired, aching feet will feel so
cool, easy and comfortable that you will
just sigh with relief, Think of it: just
a lttle touch of that delightful, cooling
fee-Mint and real foot joy i 8 yours. No
matter how old or tough your pet corn is
For Acid Stomach, Indigestion, Gas
Instant Relief when your meals sour and upset the
stomach-—lndigestion Pain stops at once!
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Some women are born with large
feet while others wear white spats,
All of which leads up to the fact
that tight shoes and high heels are
a national menace—particularly
he will shrivel right up and you can pick
him out after a touch of Ice-Mint. No
pain, not a bit of soreness, either when
applying it or afterwards, and it doesn’'t
even irritate the skin.
Ice-Mint {8 the real Japanese secret of
fine, healthy, little feet. Prevents foot
odors and keeps them cool, sweet and
comfortable. It is now selling like wild
fire here, -
Just aßk in any drug store for a little
Ico-Mint and give your anr sufforing,
tired feet the treat of theis lives. There
is nothing better, nor nothing “just as
good.”
HEARST'S SUNDAY AMERICAN . A Newspaper lor Feople Who ‘l'hink — SUNDAY, MARCH 23, 1919,
high heels. High heels have been
condemned steadily for thirty years
by all the feminine reformers who
have flat feet. But high heels, like
derby hats, continue to be worn by
people who can wear them without
being picked up by the curator o
the Museum of Natural History.
The main objection to high heels
is that they make the wearer look
young and chic and they give the
foot an attractive appearance. The
average foot, without the aid of the
sclence of boot making, is not aa
especially romantic object. It is to
the human body what the hippopot
omus 8 to the animal world--a sort
of inartistic . mistake It is as in
teresting as a potato or a Hubbard
squash. Really nobody would walk
‘ncross the street to look at a foot.
But the high heels gives the foot a
sort of zip, as It were, and make:
the foot Interesting so. in thesa
times of great national mcralfty, It
is A& menace which must be
stamped out
The sclentists are against the
high heel because It crowds about
78 per cent of the foot down into
the toe of the shoe, and causes the
lady to do a Pavlowa when she
trips down the street. This is ver)
bad for the health of the jlady who
wears the high heels, not for the
health of the reformers, yet the re
formers do all the complaining,
which 18 a peculiar thing about all
reforms.
PRICELESS.
The short-sighted old lady had
spent quite a while in the curio
shop “*Aad what, she asked, *‘is
that Oriental image in the corner
worth?”
In a horrified whisper the sales
man replied
“"Quite half =« milhion, madam
Thut's 'ho- proprietor.”
.
The Old Dotted Llne{
HE happlest guy I ever knew |
l Was an old tad who never
knew how to write. This old ‘
Ben Duvis was then 107 years ‘o |
the good and still golng so mn.i
1t looked as though they would |
bave to polson him on Judgmens
Day. i
He had Godged about % per cent
of the troubles that infest the aver |
age human life. A man without a
eountry may be tn a hohanzonem%
of a fix, but a man without & sig |
nature 18 all to the merry ;
The greatest receptacie for sig- |
natures in history is the old dotted |
line and the man that invented %
was the worst enemy of hunun-]
kind since the guy that got up |
those folding camp chairs for fuu- |
erals and other society events. {
7 |
When a guy is invited to sigu the
old dotted line he looks as happy !
%8 a South Sea Islander duriug a
Bible famine, hut when he realizes
what he has gone and went and did
bis tace bears the aggrieved ex
pression of a bewlildered rocking
horse, and he doesn’t know whether
he has done right or wrong, and
whichever it 1& he hopes it 18 the
other.
Years ago they used to u,v.!
*Hands wp!” Now they say, “Slgn
here!” {
The old dotted line has Hhired
many a happy cornfed lad from the
land of his fathers to the sinful city,
where he keeps on signing on more |
old dotted lines, while the old man
stays home and signs on old dotted
lines every time he buys a cook
gtove or a wringer or a set of Guy
de Maupassant to take home and
hide from his wife
A woman tever thinks of s :
thing special to sa intil she ]n';v i
anothar woman talking,
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One-Minute Essays
HITE WINGS—
W These are the tidy little
municipal employes who
spend all their spare time in the
middle of the street. And, al
though their job carries them right
into the thick of the traffic did yon
ever hear of one of them getting
run over? White wings look like a
poor risk for accident insurance
companies, and like a good ad for
spotless town. Their chief occupa
tion is pushing dirt from where f{t
is to somewhere where it ain’t
They are harder on brooms than
on asphalt
TELEPHONE BOOTHS
These are individual alr-tight
boxes used In carrying on a tele
phone conversation. They are sup
posed to be more or less sound
proof, but occasionally a bit of
wirong language referring to the
punk wservice Is audible outside.
Telephone booths are intended as
business eonveniences, but gome
women regard them as social clear
ing houses. Going into & telephone
booth on a hot day is proof that a
man really (s busy, and not merely
looking for a place to spend the
afternoon. Golng Into a telephone
booth which has just been vacated
by a gentleman with a half-defunct
stogle is llke going ilnto a glae
factory.
TREATING -
This id a pastime of the bar. soon
to be past &nd barred aitogether
The password I& “Whatll you
have?’ and the high-sign is a lift
of the'right arm. After July 1 the
password will be, “Them was the
happy dayvs,” aod the hlgh-uign'wnn
he a reminisceal tear in the right
we
Friend Wilc = &7 Roy K. hioulton
PEORIA, 111, March 1&
FRI'END WIFE:
I came here on business for our concern, as vYon
know, but when 1 got here | tound there wasn't any,
50 me and a coupla other husiness men got busy
trying to discount the First of July. You know how
It is, Minnie, or Min, I might say. When a man s
far away from his little wife, or large wite, if is all
the same, he gets very lonesome, like 1 am, or was,
80 to speak, before | met these two bovs from Cin
cinnattf. How do you spell that town, anyway®
We started in about two o'clock yesterday after
noon to celebrate the grand victory over the Ger
mans. These two boys live in Cincinnati and hadn’'t
heard much about the vietory. But we horned ip-on
& oconversation in the hote! office where a army
offfoer was talking about the war. Gee, Min, it wos
flerce. Dead Germans laylng around everywhaere,
but not enough.
B 0 we started to celebrate and along toward night
we had a watch-throwing contest in the rathskeller.
All three of us would throw his watch and see {f we
could bust a pictare in the Rathskeller. When |
thought how much I loved you, Min, and how lone
some | was, | throwed my watch so hard there was
nothing left. Works all scattered around and |
smashed a genuine Rubenstein picture which cost
me $8 to make good. Them old masters are ex
pensive. The other boys smashed their watches
too, but not so good as mine. | am the best watch
smasher In this town. I oould bought three pictures
for $8 in New York and the proprietor said maybe
I could but they wouln't be genuine Rubensteins.
If the Germans never knowed they was licked
before, they musta got wise to it before we got
through our celebration. We was all plumb full of
patrism. One taxicab driver tried to tell us the war
was over and one of the boys from Cincinnat! said
not yet and another taxicab driver bit the dust
A feller was through here yvesterday selling bar
fixtures. We asked him how he expeeted to sell bar
fixtures when the whole country was going dry and
all the ginmills was going out of business, and he
sald he was selllng bar fixtures for private homes
Odd Jobs
F the unemployment problem worries you. the best
I thing to do i{s just to go to work and forget about
ft. And if all the old jobs are taken, you ean
always find plenty of employment for yourself in
thinking up new jobs which no one has ever thought
of before. Thus:
Child Dangler- -This 1s a highly specialized proses
ston, but one which requires no previous experience
It conslsts of being hired by the hour by families
Hyving in small apartments who wish to entertaln
visitors. While the guests are occupying all the
avallable space, it is your duty to dangle their chil
dren out ghe window .
Cell Padder—The chances are that there will be
a heavy demand for trained experts in this work in
a short time. The employment consists of padding
cells for men who are at work on thelr income tax
blanks.
Chair Warmer- This is an established calling, par
ticularly in hotel lobbies. It is recommended for
wen of frail physique but generous circumference
War Yarner—This fleld is not overcrowded at pres
ent, but the farther we get from the war the greater
wili be the compatition. Betler get in on the ground
floor.
Hang-over Eradicator--Not In gremt demand Just
&t present, but certain to have plenty to do during
the first two or three days of July.
Smiles
MORE OR LESS.
Hickop had decided to turn over
a new leaf, and he couldn't help
letting everybody know,
“l 1 have resolved for the New
Year,” he sald, feeling if his halo
was on straight, “that 1 shall not
drink any more.”
“But my dear fellow,” protested
a Doubting Thomas, “you couldn’t
drink any more. The point is have
you resolved to drink any less?"
DROPPED A MATCH.
Podkins was on his hands and
knees on the station platform,
searching diligently, and striking
match after mateh in the process.
“What on earth are you looking
for, wasting all those matches?”
asked a scandalized acquaintanced
“I've just dropped one” said
Podkins, breathing hard, and re
suming the search,
THE BETRAYAL.
An anxious father got wind of
the rumor that his son was leading
rather a_ convivial life at college.
But the :!on strenuously denied the
charge in letters to his father. Still
unsatisfled, the father made an
unexpected visit to his son's rooms,
and giving the bell a manly pull,
was met byt a grim-faced landlady,
“"Does Mr. James Smith live
here?” asked the father
‘He does,” replied the landlady.
“Bring him right In.”
“SOLDIERS' SUPERSTITIONS”
It 18 considered very unlucky to
be killed on o Friday,
For a sergeant to stand on the
top of a parapet indicates that a
promotion is Imminent,
It is unlucky for thirteen to sit
down to a meal when ratlons have
been issued for only seven.
If the sun riges in the east it's a
sign that there will be stew for din
ner, It is said that even the least
superstitious soldiers remark on
the infallibility of this omen
To diop your rifle on the foot of
a second lieutenant is bad luck for
Bhim, & = % 99 gD It o 8 he
foot of a sergeant major, bad luck
for you,
To hear & lecture on the glorious
history of your regiment indicates
that vou will shortly receive orders
to go over the top
If a new oflicer in taking over a
trench announces that he has
learned all about it at the éadet
school it's a sign that he is about
1O receive a sUrprise,
and was doing right well. He said the visthle sap
ply of liquor In the country to-day is enly 60,000,000
eallons, but the invisible supply is about 600,000,000
sals, as he found out when he went around from
house to house selling bar fixtures. The only things
he don’t sell to householders is cash registers.
When he said the visible supply. of liquor i e
country was 60,000,000 gals, he meant the visible
supply was 60,000,000 gals yesterday, To-day | think
It {8 about 59,000,000 gals.
There is a feller here in this town that made &
mistake the other day and fed a couple of gallons
of gin to his Ford by mistake for gasoline and hie
Ford ran away and busted up two or three miilinery
store windows and knocked the front stoop off the
Carnegle library and wound up by jumping off the
bridge Into the river. There should be a iaw against
giving liquor to dumb animals, especially when it is
getting so scarce
A travelling man told us to-night that seven new
drug stores have opened up in Crooked Forks, in
dfana, and every town along his route has got three
or four new ones. It looks as though drugs will be a
drug on the market after July 1.
Prices are not so bad throughout the country, [
find. 1 have been able in three or four towns to get
a good nickle cigar for 18 cents. Will send check in
a day or 80, as soon as | sell some wringers. You
say the last check I sent you was no good. Well, |
will send you another and you ean try that. If you
keep on trying ‘em, you ought to find one you van
cash somewhere. Don’t try the same bank every
time. When they see you coming in so often they
make up their minds to turn you down before you
get to the window.
It seems funny women cant talk about anything
but money when they write. When | hear from you
I want neighborhood news. [ can get all the @nan
cial news from the newspapers, Note what you sald
that you and the children would start for the pooe
house next week Monday Don't do that Wah tin
I come back home and we'll all go together. Yous
loving husband HENRY.
B Leading olubwomen object to the disploy
of lingerie in shop windows on the grownd that
it distwrds the peace of mind of male persons.
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"Ts falge to hint that man will stop
In walking past a frou-frou shop,
To fix his gaze, with mind dismayed,
Upon the dainties there displayed.
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For 'tis not man who crowds o see
The latest rage in Mngerie:
Nor is it true that he has sighed
(“'er silken things UNOCCUPIED.
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What @oes he care for crepe de chine
Which merely decks a window goene?
Why should he check his hurried pace
To feast his eyes on bits of lace?
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Wise shopmen know that women buy,
They seek to lure the female eye;
While man, who holds an emptied purse.
Relieves his mind In strong BLANK verse.
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Lift Corns Out! Doesn't Hurt!
¥'ew drops stop eorn soreness, then rorns lift right
off with fingers—No pain!—Magicl
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For & few cents you ecan
get a small bottle of the
magie freezone discovered by
& Cincinnati chemist.
Just ask at any drug store
for a small boitle of freezone.
Apply & few drops upon a
tender, aching corn and in
stantly 'z)hat old bothersome
corn stops hurting, then
shortly you can lift it out,
root aud all, with the fingers,
Tonight! Take Dodson's Liver Tone!
Better Than Calomel For Liver
Calomel sickens! If bilious, constipated and head
achy read my guarantee, 5
Listen to me'e Take no more slok
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or constipated. Don't lose a day's
work! a
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Ca'omel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into it, break.
ing It up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are sluggish and “all knocked out,”
it your liver is torpid and bowels
constipated, or you have helda(‘he.'
dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is|
bad or stomach sour. just take a|
spoonfui of harmless Dodson's Liver
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Here's my guarantee—Go to any
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Dodson's Liver Tone, Take a spoon-
Just think! No# one bis ot (=]
pain before applying freezone | |
or afterwards. It doesn’s
even irritate the surround. f
ing skin | i
Hard corns, soft corns, or | | ‘
corns between the toes, also '
hardened calluses on bottom 9
of feet shrivel up and fall off Al
without hurting a particle. \
Ladies! Keep freczone handy
on your dresser. Wonderful!
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en you right up and make you feel
fine and vigerous by morning, I want
you to go back to the store and 1
- your money. Dodson's Livar Tone
destroying the sale of calomel because
it is real liver medicing] entirely
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I guarantee that one spoonful of
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Gilve it to your children. Tt is harm
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