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High Heels the National Menace
Wm Mrs. 2-B meets Mrs
7< on the strest she
glances at Mrs. 7' feet,
put Mrs, 7C gazes stralght ahead
and mutters: *“Cat!”
The Japanese Way to Remove Corns
Doesn’t Hurt a Bit—Easy and Simple
The Magic Touch of Ice.-Mint Does It. Just a Touch Stops
Soreness, Then the Corn or Callous Shrivels and Lifts
Qfl'. Try It. Your Feet Will Feel Cool and Fine,
Just & touch of lco-Mint and “Oh
what relief. Corns and callouses vanish,
soreness disappears and you oan dance
all night or wilk all day and your corns
won't hurt & bit. No matter what you
nave tried or how many times you have
heen disappointed here is o reml holp for
vou At last. From the very second that
lea-Mint touches that sore, tender corn
your poor tired, aching feet will fuel se
cool, easy and comfortable that you will
just sigh with rellef, ‘Think of it; iun
a little toueh of that delightful coeling
lea-Mint and 5“ foot goy s yours. Neo
matter hew old or teough your pot corn is
For Acid Stomach, Indigestion, Gas
{ustant Relief when your meals sour and upset the
stomach~lndigestion Pain stops at once!
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Krazy Kat sy terriman
Some women are born with large
feot while others wear white spats.
All of which leads up to the faot
that tight shoes and high heels are
a national menace—particularly
he will shrivel right up and ra can plok
him out after & touch of lce-Mint. No
pain, not & bit of .o:::-u. eithor when
applying it or aftorwards, and it doesn't
even irritate the skin,
Toe-Mint is the real Jupanese seoret of
fine, heaithy, litte feet. Prevents foot
odors and ‘-‘{l them ecool, sweet and
comfortable. 1t in now selling like wiid.
fire here
Just ask in any drog store for a Mttle
Tee-Mint and give your roor suftfering,
tired feot the treat of thelir lives “Thers
in ?c‘hlu better, mor nothing “jJust as
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high heels. High heels have been
condemned steadily for thirty years
by all the feminine reformers who
have flat feet. But high heels, ke
derby hats, comtinue to be worn by
people who can wear them without
being ploked up by the curator of
the Museum of Natural History.
The main objection to high heels
is that they make the wearer look
young and chic and they give the
foot an attrective appearance. The
average foot, without the aid of the
sciance of boot making, Is not an
especially pomantic object. It is to
the human body what the hippopot
otuus 18 to the animal world —a sort
of tnartistic mistake It is as in
teresting as & potato or a Hubbard
squash. Really nobody would walk
across the sireot to look at & foot
But the high heels gives the foot a
sort of zip, ax It were, and makes
the foot Interesting so in these
times of great national morsiity, 1t
i# & mensce which must be
stamped out
The sclentists are agninst the
high heel because !t crowds sbout
78 per cent of the foot down tnto
the toe of the shoe, and causes the
Akdy w 0 do & Paviows when she
trips down the street. This s ver)
bad for the health of the lady who
wears the high heels, not for the
health of the reformers, yet the re
formers do all the complaining
which 18 a peculiar thing asout all
reformn.
i PRICELESS,
The short-gighted old lady had
spent guite a 4 while In the eurio
shop And what' she nsked, “is
that Orlental image In the gornet
worth ™
In 4 horvifted whisper the sales
mun replied
"Quite haltr a mithon, madam
Thot's the proprietor, g
The Old Dotted Line|
Tnhwl-tm!"lmi
Was an old tad who never
knew how to write, mml
Ben Davis was then 107 years ‘o |
the good and still going so strong |
ft looked as though they would |
bhave to polson him oo Judgment
Day.
aomm“unmg
of the troubles that infest the aver |
ge human life. A man without a |
eountry may be tn & hohensoliern |
of a fix, but & man without a sig
natare is all to the maerry.
The greatest receptacie for wip |
natures tn history is the old dotted |
lne and the man that Invented it |
was the worst enemy of haman- |
kind since the guy that got oi
those folding camp ohalrs for fun
erals and othar society events. |
¢ When a guy W invited to sign the
old dotted line he looks as happy
os & Bouth Sea lslander during »
Bible tumine, but when he realizes
what he has gone and went snd aid |
Bis foe Dears the aggrieved an
pression of & bewlldersd rooking
horse, and he dosant know whether
he has done right or weong and
whichever # i be hopes M & the
other. !
Yours sgo they wmed o say,
“Hands wpl™ Now they say, “Sign |
bare!”
wany g bappy corufed lad from the |
hndolhhhthmtotho-hhlcm.l
where he keops on \\gning on more
old dotted lines, while the old man |
stays home and slgns on old dotted
lines every time he buys a ocook
stove or a wringer or a set of Guy
de Manpassant to take home and |
bide from his wife i
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A womsn never think o :
thing special Lo say nti o ot
\ |||“"H‘l Woman tnikineg |
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One-Minute Essays
HITE WINGS—
W These are the tidly WNte
municipal employes who
spend all thefr spare time M the
middle of the wstreet. And, al
though their job carries them right
into the thick of the traffie did you
ever hear of one of them getting
run over? White wings look like &
poor risk for aocident Insurance
companies, and ke a good ad for
spotless town. Thelr chief occups
tion s pushing dirt from where It
i to somewhere whare It aln't
They are harder an brooms than
on saphalt,
TELEPHONE BOOTHS -
These are ilndividual atrtight
boxes used in omerying on a tele
phone conversation. They are sup
posed to be more or less sound
proof, but occomslonally & bt of
strong langusge referring o the
punk service Is andible outside
Telephone booths are intended as
business cenveniences, bot wsome
women regard them as social cloar
ing bouses Oolng futo a telephone
booth ou & hot day s proof that »
man really s busy, and not mersly
looking for a plece to spend the
afternocon Oolng into a talephone
booth which has Just been vacated
by & gentieman with & haltdefunot
stogie I Mke golng Into » glue
factory.
TREATING.
Thin s & pastime of the bar. soon
to be paat and barred alogether
The password s “"WhatU you
have™ and the bhigh-sign Is « lINt
of the right arm. After July | the
paseword will ba, “Them was the
happy days.” and the highsign »!
e a remivisosnt ear ln e righ
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Friend Wife By Roy K. Moulton
PEORIA, IL, March 15,
FRYEND WIFH:
I came here on business for our soncern, as you
know, but when I got here | found there wasn't any,
80 me and a coupla other buginess men got busy
trying to discount the First of July. You know how
it s, Minnfe, or Min, T might say. When a man s
far away from his little wife, or large wife, it is all
the same, he f“' very lonesome, llke I am, or was,
80 to speak, before | met these two boys frem Cin
cinnattd. How do you spell that town, anyway?
We started tn about two olclock yesterday aftar
noon to celebrate the grand victory over the Ger
mans. These two boys live in Cincinnati and hadn’t
heard much about the viotory. But we horned in om
& oonversation In the hotel office where a army
offfoer was talking about the war. Gee, Min, it was
flerce. Dead Germans laying around everywhere,
but not enough.
80 we started to celebrate and along toward night
we had a watoh-throwing contest in the rathskeller,
All three of us would throw his watch and see if we
could bust a picture in the Rathskeller. When 1
thought how much I loved you, Min, and how lone
some | was, | throwed my watch so hard there was
nothing left. Works all scattered around and !
smashed & genuine Rubenstein picture which cost
me $8 to make good. Them old masters are ex
pensive. The other boys smashed their watches
too, but not so good as mine. lam the best watch
smasher tn this town. I ocould bought three plotures
for §8 in New York and the proprietor sald meaybe
I could but they wouldn’t be genuine Rubensteins.
If the Germeans never knowad they was loked
before, thay musta got wise to # before we got
through our oelebration. We was all plamb full of
patrism. Ora taxioad driver tried to tell us the war
was over and oue of the boys from Cincinnat! said
not yet and another taxicad drtver bit the dust
A feller was through hers yestsrday seiling bar
fixtures. We askod hiia how he sxpeoted to sall bar
fixtures when the whole country was going dry and
all the ginmills was gotng out of bustness, and he
said he was selling bar fixtures for private homes
Odd Jobs
¥ the unemployment problem worries you, the best
I thing to do is just to go to work and forget about
it. And if all the old jobs are taken, you can
always find plenty of employment for yoursel! in
thinking up new jobe which no one has ever thought
of before. Thust
Child Dangler—This f» a highly specialived proses
ston, but one which requires no previous experience.
It consists of being hired by the hour by familles
Hving In emall apartments who wish to entertain/
visitors. While the guests are oocupytng all the
available sppoe, it s your duty to dangle thelr chilk
dren out the window o
Cell Padder—The chances are that there will be
a heavy demand for trafned experts tn this work in
& short time. The employment consists of padding
cells for men who are et work on their tncome tax
blanks.
Chalr Warmer —This s an established calling, par
ticularly in hotel lobbles. It ia recommended for
men of frall physique but generous eiroumference.
War Yarnar—This fleld 1s not overcrowded at pres
ent, but the farther we get from the war the greater
will be the competition. Better get in on the ground
floor. |
Hangover Eradiostor—Not t great demand jost |
st present, but eertain to bave plenty to do durlng
the firet two or three days of July, 4
Smiles
MORE OR LESS.
Hickop had decided to turn over
a new leaf, and he couldn't help
letting everybody know,
“I have resolved for the New
Year,” he said, feeling if his halo
was on straight, “that I shall not
drink any more” .
“But my dear fellow,” protested
a Doubting Thomas, “you couldn’t
drink any more., The point is have
you resolved to drink any less?™
DROPPED A MATCH.
Podkins was on his hands and
knees on the station platform,
searching diligently, and striking
match after match in the process,
“What on earth are you looking
for, wusting all those matches?”
asked a scandalized acquaintance.
“I've just dropped one” sald
Podkins, breathing bard, and re
suming the search,
THE BETRAYAL.
An anxious father got wind of
the rumor that his son was leading
rather a convivial life at college,
But the son strenuously denied the
charge in letters to his father, Still
unsatisfied, the father made an
unexpected visit to his son's rooms,
and giving the bell a manly pull,
was met by a grim-faced landlady.
“Does Mr, Jumes Smith Hve
here? asked the father.
“He does” replied the landiady,
“Bring him right n"
“SOLDIERS' SUPERSTITIONS™
It is considered very unlucky te
be killed on o Friday.
For a sergeant to stand on the
top of a purapet Indieates that &
promotion s imminent
It Is uniucky for thirteen to wsit
down o a meal when rnuov}n have
been issued for only seven
If the sun rises in the sast it's a
#igm that there will be stew for din
ner, It is sald that even the least
superstitious soldiers remark on
the Infallibiiity of this omen
To drop your rifle on the foor of
u wocond leutenant is bad luck for
him. * * * To drop it on the
toot O a wergeant majorSbad luck
for you, » ¢
“To hear & lecture on the glorions
history of your regiment indicates
that you will shortly receive orders
to go over the top
It a new ofMlcer in Laking over o
trench announces that he hias
lwawrned all about it at the cadet
sohool, it's & wign that he s about
Lo receive & sarprise i
and was doing right well. He said the
ply of lquor in the country to-day is only
gallons, but the tuvisible supply 18 about ¢
gals, as he found out when he went ll'f—
! house to house selling bar fixtures. m.r
he dom't sell to householders is cash regis’,
When he said the visible supply of
country was 60,000,000 gals, he meant
supply was 60,000,000 gals yesterday.
it 18 about 68,000,000 gals. -
There s & feller here in this town tneb,
mistake the other day and fed a couple
of gin to his Ford by mistake for gasol!
Ford ran away and busted up two or
store windows and knocked the front
Carnegile lbrary and wound up by ’u.nplq'd
bridge into the river. There should be ale
gtving lquor to dumb animals, sspecially Wi
getting so soarce. %
A travelling man told as tonight that
drug stores have opened up i Crooked M
diana, and every town along his route has
or four new ones. It looks as though drm‘
drug on the market after July L l‘
Prices are not so bad throughout t.h:.&
find. I have been able in three or four
& good nickle cigar for 18 cents. Will send
a day or so, as soon as | sell some wringea
say the last check I sent you was no good &
vm-udm-notb-mdme-nwih‘”i
keep on trytng ‘em, you ought to find on
cagh somewhers. Don’t try the same ban
time. When they see you coming in mso e
make up thetr minds to turn you down P
get to the window. g
It seems funny women can't talk .\“nltn
but money when they write. When I hear,ve
I want nelghborhood news.. 1 ean get all
ofal news from the newspaperl. Note IN‘:
that you and the children would start for
house next week Monday. Don't do that °
I eome back home and well all go
loving hasband.
The Defense of Merel
Bdeading chmDwomen obfect o *
as Mugerie in shop windows on the orol
@ distwrbe the peace of mind of
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T fdee to bint that men will stop | |
In walking pest s froofrom shop,
To fix his gase, with mind dlsmayed,
Upon the dainties there dlsplayed. i’
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For tis not man who crowds to see
The latest rage i Mogerie;
Nor ts it true that he has sighed
O'er silken things UNOOCUPIED. = F
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What does he care for crepe de ching |
Which merely decks & window scene? |
Why should he check his hurried pace
To feast his eyos on bits of lace? -
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Wise shopmen know that women bu ._"*
They seek to lure the female eye; 'y
While man, who holds an emptied
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Lift Corns Out! Doesn't Hurt:
Few 'dréps gfop eorn soreness, Then L'm'né liffi:flfi
« ©ff with fingers—No pain!—Magicl ?
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For a few cente you ean
get & small bottle of the
magie freezone discovered by
# Cincinnati chemist,
Just ask at any drug store
for a small bottle of freezone.
Apply & few drops upon &
tender, aching corn and fo
stantly that old bothersome
corn stops hurting, then
shortly you can lift it out,
goot and all, with the fingers,
Tonight! Take Dodson's Liver Te.
Better Than Calomel For
Calomel sickens! If bilious, eonstipated nnd“
achy read my guarantee, ¢
l Listen to me! Take no mors siek
ening, salivating calomel when billous
or constipated. Don't lose a day's
work!
Culomel I 8 mercury or qulcksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones,
Ca'omel, whon It comes (nto contact
with sour bile, crashes Into it,-break.
ng it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausca and wamping If you
ure sluggish and “all Jwocked out,”
If your liver is torpid and bowels
constipated, or you have headache,
dizriness, coated tongue, If breath is
bud or stomuch sour, Just tuke a
;Pmmflu of harmless Dodson's Liver
one
Here's my gunrantes <Go to any
w- and get a 50-cent bottle of
‘s Liver Tons, Takes spoen-
Just think! No# one bi§ of
pain before applying freezone
or afterwards. It doesn'd
even irritate the surround.
lng skin,
Hard eorns, soft corns, or
corns between the toes, also
bhardened calluses on bottom
of feet ghrivel up and fall off
without hurting a particle.
Ladies! Keep freczone handy
on your dresser, Wonderfull
ful tonight, and 1f it
en you right up and m
fine and vigernpus by m
you to .tIA to the
your money, Dodson's
destroying the sale of oa
it is real Uver med
vegoetable therefors it .
vate or make you siok, 8
I guarantee that one
Dodson's Liver Tcne W o
Flumeiah lver to work
towels of that sour bile A
paicd wasts which is olog
ooutem and making 1
s, 1 gusrantes A’:
Dodson's Liver Tone Wi
cntlee fumily feeling fine
Give It to yzn chile . M 7
leun; doesn't and o
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