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l’liE ATLANTA QEORGIAN.
The Atlanta Georgian.
JOHN TEMPLE GRAVES, 1 Editor.
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‘‘Where the Georgian Stands.”
It would be Interesting to know Just where The
Georgian stands polilfoally now. Is It in or out?—
Dublin Dispatch.
It Is not now. never has been and never will bo a
matter of very great importance to The Qeorglan how It
stands with any particular faction of the Democratic
party.
We are Democrats from tradition and Inheritance,
snd Democrats by conviction and the record—Democrats
of tbe real typo, because we believe In real Democratic
principles, and are not held In the spurious loyalty of
■polls—Democrats who hold the creeds and mission of
the great party above the schemes of faction and the
■elfish designs of ambitious men.
But if our good friend of Tho Dispatch really wishes
to know how wo stand In the general alignment after the
battle of tho primaries, we will answer him frankly that
he must have read very little or read very carelessly If
he does not know that we stand resolutely and definitely
with Hoke Smith upon the platform that carried him so
triumphantly Into the governor's chair.
Hr,4 could wo stand otherwise? Mr. Smith's plat
form 1 was our platform, hla public principles were ours.
' May we say further—that we were building tho chief
plank ot the next governor's platform before he got on It
himself. Years before Mr. Smith or the strongest of his
lieutenants had become convicted upon the disfranchise
ment Idea the editor of The Georgian wns preparing the
minds of the people, North and South, for tho Inevitable
coming of the Idea. Upon Chautauqua platforms, before
state legislatures, upon the rostrums of great universities,
and upon a thousand lecture platforms at home and
abroad, he had preached this doctrine of the eternal In
equality of the races and the Impossibility of ruling them
under the same laws and according them an equnl pnrt In
this great government. And those speeches, attacked In
pulpits, controverted In assemblies, discussed In forums,
and assailed or approved In a thousand newspapers, North
and South, have done their full and overflowing share
In creating tho public sentiment which carried Hoke
Bmlth on a tidal wave to victory and opportunity.
Upon the other plank of his platform wo woro among
the first to Join with the Atlanta Freight Bureau and our
esteemed contemporary ot Tbe Journal In fighting for
lower freight rates, tor the curtailment of the lobby and
for the equal taxing of corporations. And oven after the
rallronds had endeavored to throttle the Independence ot
this pen by .•> treacherous purchase of the columns that It
filled, we defied the power that held, or thought It held
us, and without waiting or caring to nsk if It consentod,
we advocated these same principles within tho very
walls that monopoly had captured and consecrated to cor
porate uses In time of need.
During tho campaign Just closed we have advoented
unceasingly upon tho hustings, and In our columns, the
same principles which butldcd tho Hoke Bmlth platform.
We have never varied In the fidelity of our championship
of these things for which Mr. Smith was fighting upon
the stump. It we were not so constant and so persistent
as was one of our contemporaries, It was because the
ceaseless vigor of that other contemporary's reiteration,
made appropriate a quieter and less partisan advocacy
upon our part.
It in the campaign we did not place Mr. Smith's
name at our masthead and thunder a personal advocacy of
his claims, It was because of personal relations and com
plications which rendered It difficult to do that. But if
ever a paper made clear its position upon the Issues pre
sented In a gubernatorial campaign we think The Geor
gian did so. And there are thousands who believe that
the more tranquil and non-partisan force of this advocacy
ot the platform of a man rather than the man himself,
did Its great and effective share In the sweep of the Au
gust primaries.
If The Dispatch wishes to know further how we stand
now, we will Bay that with all our ransomed powers we
are going to stand by Hoke Bmlth and his administration
In bringing to pass the things for hlch he and The Geor
gian fought during the past fifteen months. •
We are going to give him full loyal and unqualified
support In these measures, and we are going to hold up
the hands and strengthen the efforts and advance the In
fluence and repute of the new governor to the full meaa-
ore u f our capacity, while be stands steadfast to the
principles which have placed him In the executive chair
of the greatest and moat Influential state of tbe South.
For the rest, we have no favors to ask of Mr. Smith,
no hope of bis rewards and no fear of his punishments, if
he shall see fit to deal In either punishment or reward.
We stand for Democracy In its genuine form.
We stand for white supremacy by the beat poail
ble means to secure It.
We stand for the regulation of the railroads along
lines of perfect Justice to the people and to the corpor
ations.
And we stand first of all for the people who need us
most.
Does The Dublin Dispatch know our position now?
What Wc Have Accomplished for Our
Women.
If any man thinks that The Georgian has been
simply firing in the air in its recent crusade against
the idle and vicious negro, and in its appeals to the
leaders of the race to thunder in diapason tones
against the criminals and the crimes which have
so greatly aroused the South, let him look at the
record of achievement within the past few weeks.
The Georgian, in full recognition of the casual
but capable co-opcrntion of the other two Atlanta
dailies, may justly lay claim to the dominant part
in this public awakening. Day in and day out we
have preached the doctrine that these heinous
crimes against society and against the supremacy
of the Anglo-Saxon race must absolutely cease. The
offenses have grown so grave and so frequent that
we are face to face with one of the great crises in
our social history. The verdict is that something
must and shall be done to put an end to this reign
of terror and lawlessness.
And to accomplish this imperative end we have
counseled and demanded that the leaders of the
negro race must take up the cause with tongue and
pen—from pulpit and from rostrum must proclaim
to their people that thia saturnalia of lust and
murder and arson must end. Wo have called upon
them to dwell less upon the irregularity of gumma
ry justice and more upon the crimes which pro
voke it—to unite heart and soul and mind with
their white friends and fellow oitizens to stamp
out the evil at the very fountain head.
It is in itself a high tribute to the probity and
patriotism and wisdom of many of these leaders of
the negro race that they have risen manfully to
this appeal of The Georgian and in no uncertain
terms are declaring that the crimes which produce
lynching must cease—that the purlieus of vice shall
be stamped out and that tho better class of negroes
must stand together for tho general good that all
real friends of peace and order and higher morals
may not be overwhelmed in a common ruin.
We find H. H. Proctor, one of the ablest and
strongest of the colored ministers of Atlanta and
the South, preaching thia doctrine from his pulpit
and appearing before council to urge that body to
co-operate with him and with the better element
of hia race to suppress tho hives of iniquity where
these crimes are generated by idleness and de-
bauchcry. He makes the perfectly fair request that
new laws, if nccessnry, be enacted to bring about
a more wholesome condition of things, and the
whole city applauds his wisdom find practical fore
sight.
He has written himself down as one of the sin
cere friends of the white race and of his own
real friend of peace and order and higher morals
in our civic life.
And Editor Davis, of The^Atlanta Independent
—he, too, is using his great and far-reaching in
fluence through his paper to bring about a better
condition of things. No one asks him to cease de
ploring the resort to lynch law, but he has seen
that the need of tho hour is to denounce in stento
rian tones the crime which lies at the root of the
evil rather than the evil itself and in this ho is ren
dering yeoman service. Ho is opening the eyes of
his race to the course which they must pursue if
they are to escape the wrath to come and live in
peace and amity with the only people who are real
ly their friends.
Commissioner Stinson, of the Morris Brown
college, who is recognized everywhere as one of the
ablest and most sincere men of his race in the South
or the North—he, too, has heartily joined forces
with The Georgian and is preaching the same vig
orous doctrine. His own people hear him gladly,
for they recognize in him the genuine leader that
ho is.
Thomas T. Fortune, of The New York Age,
whose fame is national, has taken the same line and
is doing good work in the cause.
Cast but far from least, Booker Washington
himself has declared that the policy contended for
by The Georgian has shown him the way to a new
and more effectual service, and as a consequence
he is advocating the course suggested first by this
paper,
The Georgian elaims no credit for haring tak
en the initiative in this matter. While we were all
floundering in the dark for some practicable rem
edy for the tremendous evil which environed the
Saxon women, it occurred to us to sound the slogan
that the leaders of the negro race must do this
work. Until it was done—until this wearying rep
etition of denunciation of lynching, which we all
deplored, gave place to an even more vigorous de
nunciation of the underlying crime, and the negroes
of the South were brought to a realization of their
offenses, we advocated, and we would repeat the
advocacy if need be—that the white people of the
South withdraw their support from the negroes.
We announced a policy that until the negro editors
and teachers and preachers all over this Southland
took up the cry, the white people should refuse to
help them build their churches and their schools,
should withhold those manifold acts of charity and
assistance for which they look instinctively to the
white race. It would not be long before they felt
the pressure and would be brought to a realizing
sense of the enormity of tho crimes which have
been a veritable epidemic in this community and
in this state.
We prefer to believe that the leaders to whom
wc have referred are brought to their present
course by the noblest sentiments—that it is not the
threat of ostracism, hut a sincere desire, once their
minds and consciences were aroused, to bring about
relief from the body of this death. But whatever
may hav$ been the moving cause we find them
co-operating heart and soul with The Georgian and
denouncing death and damnation to the rapist and
the murderer, rather than dwelling academically
upon the evils of lynch law.
This crusade has, among other things, brought
about an investigation of the conditions in Decatur
street, where very nurseries of crime exist at ev
ery stop. A delegation from council visited thnt
section on a tour of inspection and found 2,455 idle
vagrants in the saloons of that quarter. It is said
that had it not become noised abroad that the in
vestigating committee was coming it would have
been an easy matter to find at least one thousand
more, loafing and drinking and incubating crime
at the very time when the crops are rotting in the
fields because there are not laborers enough to har
vest them.
On its very face it betrays a situation which
is well-nigh intolerable.
We feel sure that since the enormity of the
condition has been made apparent by facts and fig
ures, something will be done along the line suggest
ed by Proctor, and these haunts of vice will be
cleared out. (
The time for sermonizing has passed, except
as to solemn watnings on the part of the negro
teachers and preachers and editors, thundering
against idleness and vice and all forms of crime.
The time has arrived for resolute and vigorous ac
tion. To clean up Decatur street and put the va
grants to work is a step in the right direction, but
the propaganda must not stop there. • The fight
must be kept up until every such den has been elim
inated, until the negro shall be taught that ven
geance swift and sure will be his portion from his
own race as well as ours, if he commits a crime,
and that this reign of terror is not to be repeated
so long as the blood runs red in Anglo-Saxon veins,
The Georgian appreciates tho splendid co-op-
cration that has been accorded'this paper iu its ef
forts to solve the problem. We feel thnt the peo
ple of the whole South recognize and appreciate it,
and likewise do they appreciate the part the wise
and pnt.iotic leaders <■ the negro race have taken
in holding up our hands.
The negro leaders-have done nothing in twen
ty years that commends them so much to Southern
white men, as the answer to this appeal.
A Suggestion to Peachtree Pavers.
One ot the foremost citizens of Atlanta has called our
attention to the faet that In the repairing of Peachtree
street all pipe laying and underground work should bo
done In advance to avoid tearing up the pavement aa
has been done In the paat.
The suggestion Is timely and sensible. Most of ua
know the Injury that has been done to the asphalt pav
ing by having holes cut In It by gas, electric, sewer
and other workmen.
It has been asked furthor why It la not practicable
to use vitrified brick pavement laid on a conercate bed,
as la ao successfully need la such cities aa Cleveland,
Detroit and other cities. Some of the beat examples'of
this class of pavement are found in Texas.
There la no reason why we cannot enjoy ns jierfect
streets aa o(her cities have, and we are suro that If
the street car tracks are solidly laid In concrelo so there
will be no breaking of the pavement next to the rails,
and suitable brick pavement laid, we will be rid of the
disgraceful aspect presented by our beautiful thorough
fare.
James B. Hammond, the wealthy manufacturer of
New York, who ha; for many years suffered f.-om neural
gia, la having constructed for him a portable hotiBe, which
ho will carry with him wherever ho goes, and with It ap
paratus whoreby he will supply the house with the quali
ty of air necessary to alleviate the torturing pangs ot hla
disease.
Growth and Progress of the New South
A Lecture Course For the Farmer.
It la a recognised fact that the railroads are among the most useful
agencies In the upbuilding of the South, and an Illustration in point la
about to take place In Mississippi. j
For several years the railroads of the North have run what they call
"seed and soil specials,” having on board a number of specialists qualified
to lecture on the subject of diversified Industries. They have been of
Incalculable benefit to the people ot that section, and have done a great
deal to stimulate agriculture.
And now for the first time the Illinois Central will run one of these
farmers' special trains south of the Ohio rljer. As the farming In the
South differs In many reapecta from that In the North and West, these
talks will be on very different lines.
Thia special train will start from Hernando, Miss., on October 1, and
the trip will terminate ten days later at Memphis. The course will be
South by way of Jackson, through Mississippi and Louisiana, to a point
near New Orleans, and then north over the Yaxoo and Mississippi valley
line. It I* said that lectures will be delivered In 97 stations, and that In
some places halls will be rented for the purpose.
Tho best of special talent will be employed for this purpose. Among
tbr lecturers will be Professor J. C. Hardy, president of the Mississippi
Agricultural and Mechanical College; Professor W. L. Hutchinson, di
rector of the Mississippi agricultural experiment station: Walter Clark, pres-
Ident of the Cotton Growers' Association; H. E. Blakeslee, commissioner
of agriculture and Immigration; Charles 'Schuler, commissionv of agri
culture and Immigration of Louisiana, and Professor W. R. Dodson, direct
or of the Louisiana agricultural experiment etatlon.
This la a fine array of special talent and their talks should be of tha
greatest benefit to the places visited.
Such a plan would be welcomed by the people of Georgia. Which of
the great systems entering this state will take up this matter and give
Georgia the benefit of this technical education? It would make a warmer
placo for the railroads, and they would add to the good work they have
already accomplished.
DRAMATIC NOTES.
By WEX JONE8.
Among tho now play* to bo produced thia
season “Sul, the Washboard Girl," in likely
to meet with ino»t success. Hnl la nn Indus
trious girl, who earns her tmme from her
energy lu disposing of the weekly trash.
— Ticked landlord trios to win her uwny
Ills gold from Jack, tho Iceman, who
loves Hu I "with ill the devotion of nn horn
est man's heart.”
The climax Is a thrilling scene In the
dumbwelter sttaft. Sal shins up the rope to
r the Inndlord. who falls with u dull
snd Impales himself upon the Ice
tongs. Jnck Jumps Into the dumbwslter
and pulls himself upstnlra In time to clasp
Hnl ns she falls fnlntlng. As they stand
lu the blissful flush of mutual lore Hal dis
covers n wallet upon the flo4»r. The Inndlord
bAd dropped It. It contains $150,000 In |»|||a.
Jack says, “Keep It; he forfeits his money
who pursues a woman.'! (Cheers.)
They kee pit. (Curtain.)
•Faust” will be dramatized l»y
well
•ling
uslc.
Is an-
aong writer to compose the
A novelty In comic opera ploti
nouneed.
King A wants his son to marry King B s
daughter.
The otin goes to visit King R's court.
He meets King It’s daughter and her
mnld.
doesn't mistake the princess for the
maid and fnll In lore with her.
D'Annunzio has lieoome ao exciting and
niirenaonable In the mounting of hla plays
that neither Duse nor any other player of
note will undertake hia new piece.
PLAY8 AND PLAYERS.
Tho name of the conwtJy in which Mary
Maunerlng will appear has been changed
from "Ijidy Betty 1 ’ to ’'Mistress Betty.
A prototype of Andrew Carnegie Is to be
seen In "The Measure of a Man.” soon to be
brought out nt the Chestnut street theater.
I'bitadelphln. Cora Mayuanl is tbe author
"Richard, the Brazen
Townsend Brady, Is to be dramatized by
Edward Peple for the use of Heury K.
Dlxey later lu the 84*ason.
Herbert Kelcey and KfTle Shannon are to
head the enst of Charles Klein's latest play.
to be produced
Kyrle Bellow Is engaged In rehearsals of
his new play, "Brigadier Gerard,” by A.
Comm Doyle. The niece Is to have Its first
presentation nt the IIUib ‘ “
early In October.
The distinction of David Belaaco'a new
theater In New York, the Htnyveaant. Is to
lie a double stage, at the lmrk of which one
scene may be *#*t while another Is proceed
ing before the spectators. Then the stage
swings the new scene before their eves, and
.«,*. advances without halt
Illusion.
MUCH IN LITTLE.
Four hours' hard thinking exhausts the
tissues as much as teu hours of manual
labor. *
The Congo Free State has an area of WO,-
000 square miles, and an estimated popula
tion of no less than .D.oon.ooo.
The jmldle executioner »f Austria wears a
pair of new white gloves every time he car
ries out a capital sentence.
If. W. Martin, of Beloit, WIs.. has Just
paid $.1,000 for Lord Bacon, the highest price
ever paid for nn Atnericun-hred liog.
Out of ©very hundred ptraon* In New
lork city slxty-ono nre unmarried, thirty-
one married, five widowed and three di
vorced.
During tho year J90G the Methodist Epis
copal church sent out seventy.two new mis-
slonnrles to reinforce Its workers In the
foreign lands.
„ The noiae of a railway train can be heard
2,800 yards through the air, and the whistle
of a locomotive ns far os 3,300 yards.
The women of Ohndjons wear ornaments
on the upper Up, which Is enlarged by in-
sorting small piece# of wood q- -♦«««• ..«#«
the Up protrudes sufficiently.
Cnnada pnld the following Imuntlc* for
the first eleven months of tho 1906 fiscal
year; $624,191 on Iron. $831,591 ou steel, $27$,-
44 °. ro,lH * * !3 * 471 binder twine
and $267,043 on crude oil.
trade with the states was
I gossip!
By CHOLLY KNICERBOCKEa
New York, Sept. 19.-i rea t ti„
in store for John D. R^efelle,™. I" 1
day school class. The*,,, of
king has completed plat , or .. "
Inff of the class on Octotr g 01
A steamer, not an oil b^ er hv
oversight, will take the j,, n ’
Tarrytown, from whence t .
ier automobiles will take hem J
magnificent Pocantlco es,„
elder Rockefeller. of tha
Just what the scope of th en ,„.,„
ment there will be will ru k! 31 ' 1 '
public at present. It Is hint: ,,
lemonade and home-made “
will bo served to the guest" fehnuu
While he ha*_no Intention,.
longing Joe Gans for the lln„ P S;
title, Kermlt Roosevelt has dftrmffS
to learn the manly art of self
Fred Byerson, the Instructor71 "■
Ing at the exclusive Groton
teaching young Roosevelt. !
knows n little about the game •■77'
as he and his brother, Theodor. Cf’
received many lessons finm.h.,
father. ,he| f
Byerson’s ability aa a teachawi,
have Its test when Kermlt retur. li
the White House from his holi,| a ..,
cation and puts on the gloves witi
president.
Mrs. Prudentla L. o. Nugent nt,
of the first commander of the u
brigade, General Robert .Vuvent .
dead at her late home, Brooklyn ■
was 71 years old.
Bourke Ooekran, Taminnny
and representative In congress t*
yet ready to name the date and else
of his marriage to Miss Anne m,
daughter of the former governor
the Philippines. Mr. Cockran has i„„
returned from a trip to the West to w,
his fiancee. She will be In New York In
a few days and the announcement of
tho wedding plans will b. made.
Assistant United States district »t,
torney Francis J. Carmodyj who
rled the daughter of Mrs. "hum—
Platt and whose marital troibles h™
caused a sensation, declares that hi,
wife loves hltn still, but they are km
apart by Mrs. Platt.
GEORGIANS IN GOTIIVM.
New York, Sept. 1*.—Visitors t
York today:
ATLANTA—C. I. Albert, Mrs.F. &
Ellis, W. I. Walker.
MACON—Mrs. L. I* Dempsey, t E.
Findlay, M. G. Ogdon.
SAVANNAH—G. T. Canes, T. (am-
ble, H. Hengeval, R. W. Hokemein,
G. N. Jones, Mrs. E. A. Well.
IN WASHINGTON.
Washington, Sept. 19.—At Washl,.
ton hotels:
GEORGIA—Stewart Phlnlsy, Lou,
Phinlzy, of Augusta, at Willard.
Till? DATE IN HISTORY.
8EPTEMBER 19.
1737—UottUtrmi university opened.
1800— Robed Emmet put on trial.
1535— Ktluiri; AllttU Hitchcock, secretary of
illnn minister
wreck of tb«
the Injerlor, horn.
1839—WIIHnii Paterson, Gnu
of ciZtonm. Isom.
If54—Mnuy*;l|vo# lout in the
(jiiecutMiurlottc.
1862—Gencri Itoffccrnu* began attack oi
L’onfcihrnto force* at luka, Miss.
1871—Iilsa#tons fire In Virginia City, Net.
188J—ITcsbHit Garfield UJetl at Lon|
Brunch X. J.
1901—I’rcsliUit McKinley burled at Canton,
Ohio.
Porta Itlco . „„„
$18,648,991 In purchiiS4>« ami $19,055,474 In
shipment*. _ The Philippines bought $6,458,-
** 1’hauillHt* and ship*
The
867 worth of domestic
|H*d hither $12,237,027.
llnols theater, Chicago
break
In the I
The break In the relationship between Be
last's) nnd Mrs. l^*slle Carter Is undoubtedly
permanent. Mrs. Carter has idgned a five-
vear contract with Mr. Dillingham, while
Mr. Belnsco I# looking over the nehl enre-
fully for some one to replace Mrs. Carter In
his plans. Meanwhile a relief of Blanche
Bates has r»*p!ne.*d the medallion of Mrs.
Carter that has long ln»en a feature on the
first leaf of the program at the Bclusca
theater.
Consul M. A. Jewett, of Treblzond, Tur
key, reports the esfftbllshnmnt of n new
steamship service between Liverpool mid
Vorts of the Black Sen. One of Its objects
s to forward American goods destined for
countries lmnlerlng on or lH*hlud the Black
The Japanese foreign trade for the first
five months of this year amounted to $174.-
000,000, fir $10,000,000 less than iu (he rorre-
spend In ir five month# of 1906. The whole of
the decline wns In import*. In which there
aws n large falling off beenuse of the close
of tbe wur.
William II. Newman, of the New York
f’mtral railroad, hold# the record this year
for directorships nnd trusteeships. He rep
resents the Vanderbilt Interests In 106 cor
porations. Frederick fmlerwood, president
of the Rrle road, holds 72 directorship*
and trusteeships.
NEWBERRY COLLEGE
WILL OPEN NEXT FRIDA#.
Special to The Georgian.
Newberry, 8. Sept. 19.—The for
mal opening of Newberry College will
be held on Friday morning, September
78, In the college auditorium. Ad-
drennea will be delivered by dlatln-
gulahed friends of the Institution, and
ao a part of the formal opening a re
ception will be tendered the new ,tu-
dent» by the Young Men’s Christian
Association that night. Rev. W. H.
Groover, editor of The Lutheran Church
Visitor, has accepted President Scher
er's Invitation to deliver the principal
address on that occasion, and It Is ex
pected that Rev. M. O. J. Kreps. presl-
dent of the South Carolina synod, will
also be present, and address the stu
dents. As usual, the pastors of New
berry Win take nn active part In the
opening exercises.
OOOOOOOCbOOOOOCKj OOOO000090
0 NOTSS BY THE WAY.
B>C, B. Thomae.
oooooooopioooooooooooooooo
Never put l^y one off till tomorrow
that you can ff today.
It la a pleasot change to eat cook
apples, and It h^ps the drugglet#
Do not wglk flinty from strange (fan
however threatens their appearance.
Hun.
Remember tha the only thing that
wears Jewelry wire it can’t be ?cen I*
the oyster. Don be an oyster. Let
your diamonds sine and your pearl*
glimmer until thg give other w men
Jealoun spasms. ■'
IV-
Remember that>eekaboo cheese
made In other coU|rles than Switzer
land.
Fudge Is an excepnt substitute t<*
beefsteak, and Is bp troublesome t*.
cook. Serve with tnthed potatoes ana
imitation linoleum.
Burlap makes an e^ellent lining M
the bath tub.
Bee stings are sallto be good fot
rheumatism.
Bulldogs are good fojklowness.
An up-ended tack Itgood for
tired feeling.
The Fourth of July la ttreat curt
for deafness.
A red-hot stove Isgoodor chill*-
If you feel generally • the Nil*
eat plenty of sugar. Hu la cure
with sugar; w|iy not you.
Home-made pies make pful art*
tos mats.
In buying a dog be caref to
Ine his teeth. If they are rot* J™
sharp, pick another dog. ou n
can tell when your dog ma cos
a dislike for you.
A disused trolley car make; char®
Ing houseboat If you can In*- »
float.
Eggs make a good breakf ' 1 *-*
They can be cooked In sev*
An egg boiled until It i a ;
Ilclous with bacon or strawbei J
Goldfish are sensible Uttle
long. They live In glass ‘
never throw stones.
Remember that »o long JLL,
see a mouse you're safe. L •. taC $
he gets out of sight that h* «- ^
you. In case of danger Jnmj* ‘ 1{ g
hath 'tub and turn on * h mol ,
water. The most ferocious m ^
not venture to harm you
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