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comiinon, and it burns tlie
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rake. That is why physicians
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perfect, anti-acid, and re-
Buhrit is iitst as good for children.
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store has the genuine, pre-
product.
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Noting like this specialist’s
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ra trouble in 24 hours. Spurlock
-1 " Neal Cos., Nashville, Tun.
H Short Surnames
ijß'or brevity of surname, Texas has
that challenges any one. Its
is 0. Records in the gen-
H land off.ee at Austin show that
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jHtoi from Mexico some years ago
filed mi state land. Another pecu
name in the land office books is
Glasscock. Its owner uses the
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l^ptnks—die radio is a wonderful
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it ims given us a ‘'mike”
■■bout the Irish brogue.
theh strike as deep a fur
-0 in tlie brain as mischief or re-
Uprge.—i'.an-y Cornwall.
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jp!. £ dac .hes or any little pain. Just
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■u-itk CCt t^ie heart. All druggists,
P[?ven directions for various
■invM W i Ch many P eo Ple have found
■'Suable m the relief of pain.
L'ASPIRiN
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Qood-bye,
Flies and
Mosquitoes!
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Goodbye to Good Coffee
Max Stour, the well known New
York lawyer, said on the Berengaria:
“Goodbye to good coffee till we get
back to God's own country again.
“Every time I drink English or
French or German coffee I think of
the Oxford headwaiter who muttered
to his assistant:
“ ‘That finicky American customer
at the window table Ims ordered spe
cial, fresh made coffee. Keep him wait
ing 20 minutes.’ ”
A Crying Need
Oh, where is there a shady tree, a
really shady tree, where I can hide
from till this sun, the whole scorched
length of me? Oh, where is there a
sunless spot, a really sunless spot,
where I sltall not find everything un
comfortably hot? Oh, where is there
a swimming hole, where one can swim
and prance without tlie formal nui
sance of a pair of swimming pants?—
E. A. in Farm and Fireside.
Tall Chapel for College
Taller than the famed Salisbury ca
thedral, a chapel is being erected at
Lancing college, England. Its spire
will be 94 feet G inches high, and the
only English churches greater in
height are York minster and West
minster abbey. After 43 years of work
one part of the clmpel was completed
in 1911. The entire structure will
have cost $1,250,000 when completed
Making Angling Easier
A recently invented fishing reel au
tomatically retrieves the line after a
cast by means of a spring wound as
the plug on the line travels through
the air. The tension produced is suf
ficient to wind the reel after cast“ of
GO feet.
Missionaries Needed
Hundreds of missionaries are needed
in foreign fields, according to an ar
ticle by Floyd ShacklOck in a current
issue of Christian Herald. Shackloek
points out that opportunities are great
er for young missionaries than teose
of forty years ago.
The Answer
Candidate’s Supporter (gradually
winding up)—So, I ask you, how
much longer are you going to put up
with this bunkum?
Chairman (sotto voice'/—You’ve got
exactly another five minutes, Mr,
Woofle. —Passing Show.
The BretcH
O. C. (to recruit) —You must remem
ber that we are a big family and
that you must have confidence in the
-elders of the regiment. I am tlie fa
ther of the regiment. Do you under
stand?
Recruit —Yes, dad!—Passing Show.
I
Using the Sun
In the past few years tlie sun’s true
value to the health and well-being of
the human race has been understood
by scientists but even now these rays
are not being utilized to their fullest
extent. —Woman’s Home Companion.
City Man’s View
Tlie Pullman car traveler watched a
tractor turning over tlie soil in a field
along the railroad track. “No wonder
farmers nowadays are always growl
ing,” he grouched. “They don’t get
enough exercise.” —Farm and Fireside.
Ideal Duet
“What did you think of tlie enter
tainers who did that duet?”
“Idea!! He played tlie piano so
loud in places you couldn’t hear her
sing; and she sang so loud at times
you couldn’t hear his playing.”
Ice Cream Soda for Two
He (thoughtfully)—Don’t you like
that sort of a person who says the
right word at the right time?
She (coyly)— Yes, especially when
I’m dry and thirsty.
Pardon Me
“Ain’t that cow got a lovely coat,
Ted?”
“Yes, it’s a Jersey.”
“There, now! And I thought it was
its skin!” —London Passing Show.
Where “Q” Got Name
The name of tlie letter Q
from the French queue, meaning a
tail, as the letter O with a tail.
It takes a live fish to swim up
stream, but any old dead ane can
float down.
People dodge gratitude because they
are shy, not because they don’t like it.
HE ROCKDALE RECORD, Conyers, Ga., Wed., July 17, 1929.
i: THE ;!
i: IRRESISTIBLE :j
i| SALESMAN
<© by D J Walsh. 1
THUMP, thump, thump! Some
body knocking at tlie kitchen
door. Portia Watson thrust her
head out of an upstairs window.
“Who’s there?” she demanded.
Tite face that looked up at her was
so unexpectedly winning that the dust
rag site was flirting over the sill es
caped from her hand. As ft snow
flaked down tiie young man reached
up and caught It. Twisting It Into a
ball, he flung it back to Portia, who
caught it. The scowl with which she
always greeted strangers nt this kind
gave way to a smile. When Portia
smiled she was mysteriously charm
ing. something she had not been at
eighteen.
“What do you want?” she asked
more gently.
“You!” he challenged her, head
flung back. He was colored like a ripe
chestnut in the sun. Bareheaded, his
shirt was open at tlie throat, his
sleeves were rolled up lie grinned
and his teeth flushed white 'in his
ruddy, boyish countenance. “Come on
down a minute, lady. I got some
thing here you’ll tie interested in.”
“Can’t nother. I’m busy. Besides,
I never buy of peddlers.”
“Come on down, please, lady!”
Portia hesitated. Suddenly site left
the window and ran downstairs.
When she reached the kitchen door
she found him playing with Smoky.
Portia’s gray cat was voted a pest by
the neighborhood. He caught bird
lings. he scratched the tentatively
caressing hands of infants, he yowled
on moonlit nights. II! humored and
badly behaved was Smoky at best, yet
here he was flopping like a fish on the
stones of the hack walk, purring at
the peddler’s feet.
“Nice cat !*' The boy gave Smoky
a friendly mauling, lie straightened
up and pushing toward Portia a baby
carriage which he had taken from the
green truck waiting at the curb.
A wave ot indignant red flooded
Portia’s face. She gasped. •
The young peddler pushed the baby
carriage hack and forth before his
prospective customer. It was woven
of reeds and it had cunning peek
windows in its tan-colored top.
Smoky curled about the wheels of the
vehicle. At last lie leaped into the
carriage.
Portia darted agonized glances at
the adjoining houses. Mrs. Grant and
Maria Cole were noth out, but likely
to return home at any instant. If
either of them saw her she would
never hear the last of it. She
thought wildly of rnnning In and slam
ming the door in the boy’s face. But
there was a look in his eyes that con
vinced her that tie would thump on
the back door until she came out
again. By that time everybody in the
neighborhood would know that a ped
dler was trying to sell Portia Watson,
spinster, forty years old, a baby car
riage.
Better to buy the thing and get rid
of him quickly.
“How —how much is it?” she asked
weakly.
He gave a price that was reason
able. Portia ran and got her purse.
She emptied the contents on his brown
paint. One cent short, but he let
that go.
“Anybody at home next door?” he
inquired.
“N-no. But you can sell a carriage
at No. 8 Oak street if you hurry right
over there,” she panted.
“Thanks. I’ll do that." Be leaped
toward the green truck.
Portia dragged her purchase Into
the house and locked the door. Al
most at that very instant Mrs. Grant
drove home, with her Maria Cole,
whom she had picked up downtown,
where they were both pursuing their
morning's marketing.
Saved! Portia sank limply into a
chair. She snatched off her pink
dusting-cap and with if wiped away
beads of perspiration from among her
curl-pins.
Conscience began to stir. Why had
she sent the peddler to No. 8 Oak
street? She tried to think why that
particular spot had leaped into her
mind. It was a casualty. She hadn’t
the least idea who lived at No. 8 Oak
street.
Twenty minutes before Portia had
been contentedly putting her bed
room to rights. Now everything in
her life seemed to be upside down. If
only she hadn't looked out of the
window into a pair of dark eyes,
which made her remember keenly
something she, hoped she had forgot
ten long, longfago.
She must get rid of that baby car
riage. Her club met at her house that
night. There was no place to hide the
thing from the dozen women who
would swarm all over the place.
Portia dashed upstairs. She
wrenched her hair from cnrl-pins, did
it in a neat way. She powdered her
nose, changed her clothes.*
Hack downstairs, out to the shed,
where she kept the old touring car
which her brother had left behind for
her when he married. Ordinarily she
hesitated to put the breath of life into
the ancient engine, but her very des
peration now tent her courage. She
hacked the car up to ttie kitchen doot;.
When she had covered the baby caf
ringe with a blanket she hoisted ft
info the tonneau. At least two pairs
of wondering eyes watched her as she
whisked away.
Portia raced for open country. But
wtien she reached a lonely spot the
engine went dead.
Portia cot out and Inspected tlie
works, stie didn’t have mucii idea of
them. Site looked around for a house.
None tu sight. But in a distant field
was u man cutting grass with a mow
ing-machine drawn by a pair of black
horses. She waved to Itim frantically.
He ran to her rescue.
When he climbed over tlie stone
wall into tlie road beside her site
nearly collapsed. They stared at each
other .in astonishment, neither expect
ing to find the other there. But lie
spoke casually.
“Having engine trouble, Portlu?
Let’s see il i can help you.’’
It was their first meeting In twenty
yeurs. Maria Cole had whispered into
Portia’s ear something about Charlie
Uusseli which Portia bad been silly
enough to believe. Site had pitched
into Charlie. He had sent both her
and Maria to the worst place he could
think of. He was through. After
that there were no more happy eve
nings for Portia, no more happy things
for her hope chest Charlie married
another girl. But before this hap
pened Portia had learned that Maria
had lied out of jealous spite.
After rummaging through the en
gine Charlie shook his head.
“I’ll tell you what you better do,
Portia. Let me tow you over to tny
place. Tisn’t far, just out of sight
round tlie bend. My boy Frank’s a
crackerjack nt machinery. Lie’ll be
home to dinner. That’s pretty soon
now.”
Portia had to consent. But she did
some tall thinking while Charlie
hastened after Ids team. She was
miles from town. Also she was miles
ifrom Emmy Hutson’s, to whom stie
was taking the baby carriage, Emmy
was poor and she bad just had a baby.
The black team, led by Charlie,
tugged the car, steered by Portia,
through a busy lane, up to a pleasant
white house.
“There you are!" Charlie laughed.
“Now, I’ll just tell our housekeeper
that she’s going to have somebody be
sides Frank and me to eat her chicken
and cherry pie this noon. Come, have
a seat in the porch hammock, Portia.
You took warm and tired.”
The same old Charlie, a bit domi
neering, but oh, oh, so kind. Portia
sank into the porch hammock. Emo
tion fluttered her. Stie hadn’t heard
that Charlie’s wife was dead. But
there were so many Bussells in that
locality, the fact might have escaped
her. Or, possibly, it had happened
while she was out West with her
brother Jim last year.
Thunder of wheels. A green truck
whirled out of the lane into the door
yard. Out jumped the peddler. He
sow Portia. “Well, say! Am I seeing
double? Or is it you, lady?”
And now Portia understood every
thing. This was Charlie's son. No
wonder she had found him Irresistible.
“That old hen you sent me to
chased me off tlie premises," the boy
said, grinning. “You’re some little
liar.”
In the end it all come right. Frank
not only fixed Portia’s car, but he de
livered the baby carriage to Emm.v
Hutson.
On the screened-in back porch there
was a regular dinner party.
“Frank’s a whiz at. peddling,"
Charlie said. “Earned his own col
lege money that way. He could sell
a fur coat to a Sandwich Islander.”
The chestnut-brown boy and the
woman with frosted dark hair ex
changed an understanding smile.,
Small Inhabitants of
Salt and Fresh Wate*
“Unquestionably the smallest fish
and the most diminutive of all verte
brates,” was the description given by
Dr, Albert W. Herre to a liny Philip
pine goby, barely three-sixteenths of
an inch long, which he discussed in an
article in Science. This Liliputian
fish Inhabits the tidal creeks near the
town of Maiabon, a few miles north
of Manila. Only 75 specimens are
known to science. The three-six
teenths in size of the male is what
wins the championship for tininess
among backboned animals. The fe
male fish Is o bit longer, reaching a
little over a quarter cl an inch. Both
males and females are very slim, and
their bodies are particularly trans
parent, the only really visible parts
being their large black eyes. Another
species of goby found in a fresh water
lake is only a trifle larger. This
Species is much more abundant, how
ever, and is captured in millions by
tlie natives and used for food. This
fish thus has the distinction of being
the world's smallest commercial fish.
What Is a Billion?
In a race to count a billion, Ameri
cans would always beat Germans, and
Frenchmen would defeat Englishmen.
Why? The answer is easy, says Pop
ular Science Monthly. It has nothing
to do with the ability of the contest
ant.?. it is merely because in Ger
many and England a billion means a
million million and in France and tlie
United States it means only a thou
sand million.
At a recent world power conference,
held in London, papers were read by
scientists from many countries. They
spoke in terms of billions that meant
different values. Delegates were con
fused and misunderstandings arose. A
question that must he settled in the
near future is: How much is a bil
lion?
Fly on Windscreen
“Do you mean to tell me you
couldn't see Jie coming on a straight
piece ot road like this?” said the
owner of the very small car after the
collision.
“Sorry, guv’nor," said the lorry
driver, “I thought It were a fly on me
windscreen.”
Australia Pictured as
“Land of Opportunity”
An American salesman, who lias
spent several years in Australia, says
that it is no uncommon tiling for a
man by farming to accumulate suffi
cient money to warrant ills retirement
in that country in ten years. Tlie land
is tlie asset of Australia. Farmers can
start with little or no capital and in
ten years can amass sufficient com
petence to retire, lie said. He can
take up 2,(XX> acres at 50 cents to $5
per acre, and can get advances from
the National Agricultural hank with
which to make the improvements.
The farmer lias 30 years to pay off
is farm, and the interest Is only 5
per cent. Tlie first five years lie is
not required to pay any interest at
all. No man can take out more than
2,000 acres in his own name, but lie
is allowed to take out that much for
each of his sons. Tlie great problem
of the country, however, is labor. The
native labor is of n very indifferent
character, but tills is largely overcome
by tlie use of agricultural machinery,
and tlie machinery from tlie United
States is the most favored by the farm
ers of Australia.
Rabbits to Help Out
Meat Supply of Russia
The chief officials of tlie Russian
commissariats of agriculture and trade
at a meeting in Moscow with tlie col
lective farming organizations of the
It. S. F. S. R. (Russia proper) have
decided to rely on tlie rabbit to sup
plement tlie scarcity of meat that is
expected to last for the next few
years. The conference appointed a
special committee of high officials, who
were instructed to produce between
2,000.000 and 3,000,000 “pedigree rab
bits” during the present year, and to
superintend tlie construction of state
factories for the mass production of
canned rabbit flesh, rabbit sausages
and rabbit pasties.—San Francisco
Chronicle.
You and Me
Little Charles was learning tlie al
phabet.
“Now, this is big U,” said his moth
er, pointing to the capital letter, “and
this one beside it is little u. Can you
remember that?”
“Oh, yes,” tlie child replied confi
dently.
The next day Ids mother pointed to
the same letters again.
“Can you tell me this morning what
these letters are?" she asked him.
Charles’s face beamed with pride as
his chubby little finger pointed to the
bold letters in his book.
“This,” he said, “is big me and this
s little me.”
Some Fine Forest Land
The outstanding forest in New Eng
land is tlie White Mountain National
forest. During seventeen years, since
1911, the federal government has pur
chased forest land in tlie White moun
tains. It has acquired now 514,000
acres, or 803 square miles. Much of it
is virgin forest, says Nature Magazine.
There aie 61,000 acres in which an
axe was never used.
Has Changed Meaning
Tlie name “Patagonia” was first
used to designate all tlie southern
part of South America, Hut is now
used to designate the region bounded
on the north by the Rio Limay and
tlie Rio Negro, the Atlantic on the
east, tlie Strait of Magellan on the
south and the Andes on the west.
“Her Weight in Gold”
Betsy Hull is tlie heroine of a nas
rative of Colonial times which relates
the fact that her father placed her in
the container on one side of a large
pair of scales and balanced the scales
by pouring into tlie corresponding con
tainer shining gold pieces.
Cover* Many Specie*
The term “Spanish bayonet” Is ap
plied to anyone of various species of
Yucca vdth sword-shaped leaves.
Worse than nn enemy Is a blabbing
friend.
# by McCormick & Company, I®2§
MILJLS— Flies—Mosquitoes—Bedbugs—Roaches—Motts—Ants—Flea*
Waterbugs—Crickets and many other insects
Writt for educational booklet, McCormick & Co s„ Baltimore, Kd.
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Readv,—
When your
Children Ciy
for It
Baby has little upsets at times. Al
your care cannot prevent them. But you
can be prepared. Then you can do what
any experienced nurse would do— whaJ
most physicians would tell you to do—
give a few drops of plain Castoria. No
sooner done thun Baby is soothed; re
lief is just a matter of moments. Yet
you have eased your child without use
of a single doubtful drug; Castoria Is
vegetable. So it's safe to use as often
ns an infant has any little pain you
cannot pat away. And it’s always
ready for the crueler pangs of colic, ot
constipation or diarrhea; effective, toa
for older children. Twcnty.fl.ve million
bottles were bought last year.
CASTOR I A
Worms cause much distress to children and
anxiety to parents. Dr. Peery’s "Dead Shot”
removes the cause with a single dose. 60c.
All Druggists.
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At druggists or 372 Pearl Street. New York Clfrr
I*I.AIN MACHINE SEWING, steady lesrltl
inate work, whole or part time; weekly i My.
No selling. Write today. Knctose stnmft.
Tempo Housedress Corp., 163 W. 2£>t-h St.,N.Y.
Merry-Go-Round
“Your girl friend goes around a
good deal, doesn’t site?”
“Yes, In social circles.”
POISON IVY
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
Money back tor first bottle if not. suited. All dealan.
Standard Time in America
Standard time is a civil time estab
lished by law. In the United State®
there are four standard time zone®
adopted by the railroads, correspond”
ing severally to mean local time of
tire seventy-fifth, ninetieth, one hun
dred and fifth, and one hundred and
twentietli meridians west of Green
wich. It is computed from the sun*
not from the stars.
Timing Automobile*
Automobiles are timed ut Dayton*
beach by a trap at the start of the
mile and a wire at the end of tb®
mile. These are connected witb a*
instrument in the Judge’s stand whleb*
clicks the time when the car passes
over the trap and the wire. The ayei'-
age is then made between the nortb*
and south trips.
Crowds will accept Instruction wf
eagerly as entertainment If they se*
where they can use it