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(It ADVICE If HER MOTHER LydiTiTPinkhain’i Compound rnlo —“When I was mar fi® ago I was iu bad health f K > ,earg —f or a couple of years and when I > tried to do any- M&m thing I would get I W Nil tired and worn-°ut \W- I have taken Lydia IIP W E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound ft "C off and on all these If *j*- years and have Hj ' llgl| recommended It wM /Jlllll to hundreds of HWfPP! women. I have I■BUP ' given birth to six TTTflnd have taken the Vegetable a tonic before child fit has done me worlds of good. ‘Ser had taken it several timea recommended it to me.”- [ John Bkassea, Wetmore, Colo MUunderitanding He lute Avery Hopwood, the play who bequeathed a quarter of Billion to the University of Michi for annual literary prizes, was w one day in New York about [jjned book. •He libraries,” he said, “banned is book because they misunderstood Tbe thing is ludicrous, really. <ll reminds me of the colored worn , who staggered out of a chiropo ss establishment with a very large heavy burlap bag on her back, ■ftlls hisse’f a chiropodist,’ she pled, ‘and can’t stuff a dog!’ ” Not Much Good Oswald Garrison Villard, the bril di radical, during an address in ooklyn, said of an aspect of the oil ioation: •Their explanations don’t do us Kb good. It’s like the waitress in [boarding house. "Mamie,’ a boarder protested to [, this roast beef is overdone.’ "No, it ain’t,’ Mamie answered, fs done over. It’s the same what n had yesterday.’ ” Practical Progress Uncle —Well, Fritz, how Is the tack getting along? Fritz-Fine. We translate nice lit h sentences like “My uncle always ires me a lovely birthday present,” t ’’Uncle is sure to bring me some fag nice today.” Impetuosity Tamed Shave been moved to admiration W torrential flow of eloquence.” “Thanks,” said Senator Sorghum, itl'ni a little apprehensive that the rential flow is going to be harnessed same as water power.” Popular “Why do they call those twin sisters mils’?" ‘Because everybody takes them fc”-Judge. [ahome MOVIE 'nj "SUjRE i j£E^TH ,, J ■ Spray Black Flay Liquid V ialn the air I I I Srrry racylr fly anA mosquitn Hflj 4 dropa dead I Vrt crackc Blach H A kills roaches Slack Flag is the I deadliest liquid in | sect - killer known. j 4 * 4 (Money back if not j|t | satisfied.) I^f fecK FLAG H LIQUID □ a 35 half pint B WHY PAY more I <a '* COm *“ *" I -C;;':;-- Bq r lly y* +&c and up, © 1920, B. F. Cos. gnS COP COMES OUT SECOND BEST IN TILT WITH CAT Arrests Disorderly Kitty but Neglects to Put Brace* lets on It. Silver Spring, Md.—This is a story of a poHotman and a cat, in a little scrimmage in which the feline won. Montgomery county policemen are always on the alert to assure a peace ful life for the populace, ever ready to take action to quell any disturbance. Charles T. Barnes, patrolman attached to the northern district station, was settling down for a long night watch, glancing at the clock for the time to roll around, when he would take his turn on the 85-mile beat The tele phone rang and a feminine voice com plained of a cat that was causing a disturbance around a home several miles from the station. Docile, Apparently. Barnes put on his hat, strapped his Sam grown bell, With pistol and bul lets attached, over his massive form, and hied forth In the police car. The cat was delivered to him, a docile feline, apparently. He stroked its fur, placed It in the car, closed the windows so It could not get out, but neglected to put the “bracelets” on, an act that he now regrets. But who would have thought a cat could cause any disturbance, particularly with glass protecting. He left, with kitty secure on the back sfeat, apparently enjoying the ride. He was rolling along tbe roads, and after about two miles the feline Kitty Made it the First Time. apparently objected to confinement. There was a thud at the back of the policeman’s neck, and a sharp dig in his shoulder told him that all was not secure within the inclosure. He reached for the cat. It now was crawling upside down on the ceiling of the car, and making good time. So was the automobile. Back again at the policeman’s head and neck. A swipe of the hand cut only the air, for the feline was back on the ceiling, and running around in circles, spitting and hissing. Kitty struck again, and scored, this time on the shoulders. Barnes ducked and let go a long arm. Missed again. Things Get Hot. Barnes said things were getting hot. The car was stopped. But kitty kept making the circuit of the ring, hitting everything in sight, and not missing Barnes on any cycle. Barnes glanced at the car and the flying fur, and then into the dark countryside, and decided that there was vastly more room there than in that car. He reached for the window to open it, but quickly de cided the door would provide more exit space and opened it wide. Kitty made it the first time and disappeared up the road and if it causes any more disturbance, Barnes has decided that someone else will have to contend with the disturber. Effort to Stop Cow’s Lashing Tail Fatal T<i)eka, Kan.—Ten-year-old Ben jamin Trent is dead at his farm home near here, the victim of his invention to preven f a cow from switching him with her tail while he was milking. Tying the animal’s tail to his wrist he started to milk her.- The cow be came excited, bolted for a pasture, and dragged the boy behind her. He died o’ internal injuries. Drunken Indian, “Buried” by Tribe, Comes to Life Pavvhuska, Okla.—Liquor made a “corpse” of John Stink, an Indian, of this place. Stink drank some moon shine and became unconscious. The tribe thought he was dead and buried him in a hammock, Indian style. The “corpse” sobered up, climbed out, and went back to the camp. Will Deport Baby New York.—Elisa Valerie, fourteen months old, will be deported by the United States, the youngest person ev er to be sent away from Ellis island alone. The child’s mother, a steward ess on the liner President Wilson, died after being refused permission to bring the child into the United States. Mrs. Valerie believed her husband was In this country. _ > Conyers, Ga., Wed., July 31, 1929. When Hod Sours Lots of folks who think they have "Indigestion" have only an acid condi tion which could be corrected in five or ten minutes. An effective anti-acid like Phillips Milk of Magnesia soon restores digestion to normal. Phillips does away with all that sourness and gas right after meals. It prevents the distress so apt to occur two hours after eating. What a pleas ant preparation to take! And how good It is for the system! Unlike a burning dose of soda —which Is but temporary relief at best—Phillips Milk of Magnesia neutralizes many times its volume in acid. Next time a hearty meal, or too rich a diet has brought on the least dis comfort, try— Phillips * Milk of Magnesia WYNNE KADII’M ORE BAR; lasts Indefi nitely. Nature’s way to health, regardless of your ailment. Write for sixty sworn state ments. Agents wanted everywhere. La. Ra dium Water Cos., Box SIT, Shreveport, La. COLOREO MEN—Hair Straightening Po made, $1 a can with special price to agents, no hot comb needed, satisfaction guaranteed. Loobong Manufacturing Cos., Augusta, Ga. Science Can’t Explain Transmission of Genius The question of hereditary influence Is difficult to determine, although in the matter of musicians it seems strong. Although Beethoven’s grand father, a musician, died when the lad was only four years old, the great composer always remembered him and said that his life had been influenced b.v the old music master. His own fa ther wits not a musician. Beethoven began his studies at the age of five years. Sir Arthur Sullivan’s father was a bandmaster in the army and at the age of ten years young Arthur could play every instrument in his father’s band. The parents of other composers were musical. In other lines there seems to be no hereditary connection. Child prodigies seem to come, as the old poem has it, “out of the nowhere into the here.” However, it is known that generations may pass and the talent of a forbear reappear in a child after having lain dormant for a century or more.— Exchange. Wealth in Hen’s Crop When killed and dressed, a Rhode Island Red hen, bought along with others in the Loina Rica (Calif.) dis trict by a poultry exchange, was found with a fine collection of gems in her craw. They were transparent crystals of varied colors. A Marysville jewel er said that four of the stones are blue sapphires. Eighty-Year-Old Explorer A Swedish country vicar over eighty years of age has just completed a long search for rare plants in the wilds of Canada and America, during which he visited the most inaccessible parts of the Gaspe peninsula in Que bec. Encouraging “I can’t spare the money, but I’ll let you have a dollar if you don’t keep it too long.” “I’ll spend it right away.”—Boston Post. no insect escapes Use Tanglefoot Spray ac cording to directions and then try to find a living insect in the room. Results are astonishing. Extra kill ing strength is the answer. Prices greatly reduced. You pay less and get the best. jponwei For files only, Tanglefoot Fly Paper and Fly Ribbons are the most sanitary and rLf l^r^ onomiCal ettroyeTS * TANGLEFOOT SPRAY MEAN NEIGHBORS GET PUNISHMENT Find Accusing Sign Placed on Nearby Lawn. JatfcgJca, L. I. —Anew wrinkle In signs for front lawns has been Intro duced by Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Azzevedo. If neighbors are Inclined to be inde pendent, why not put up a sign about It so that the public knows It? Mr. and Mrs. Azzevedo did so recently. The sign In question, which may or may not start a vogue In suburban communities, rends: “The reason why the west side of our house Is not painted is because our neighbors on that side refuse to allow our painter to place his ladder on their property In order to do the work.** The west side of the house Is garbed In tts original coat of wfilte, while the remalndes is brightly pointed In deep cream. The sign is about a foot and a half square and generally similar to an ordinary real estate placard. It has been specially painted, with ex treme regard for legibility. The houses on Ninetieth avenue are unjusually close together making It Impossible for palaters to raise lad ders or erect scaffoldings without stepping on a neighbor’s property. When a neighbor objects to this In trusion, as In the case of Mr. and Mr%. Azzevedo, progress on a paint job Is seriously Impeded. Aulo Accident Leads to Arrest of 2 Criminals Paris.—An auto accident had a curi ous sequel here. A limousine was be ing driven along one of the boulevards by Felix Moncorger, twenty-eight, when he knocked down a pedestrian, who was rushed off to a hospital. The police took the driver to jail and when they made inquiries fouhd that his auto was one which had been reported stolen only a few hours pre viously, and the police allege It was Moncorger who stole It. The a police officer was sent to take a statement jfrom the victim of the accident. The (doctors declared the man’s condition was grave, bnt be himself elaimed he was not hurt at all. This made the policeman suspicious and when he In quired Into the man’s past found he was actually sought as an esoaped criminal. When tfie man in the hospital re covers, he will along to jdln in Jail the driver who knocked him down. Much Obliged, Says Old Sailor Saved From Sea Bridgeport, Conn.—Some sort of an award for nonchalance ought to go to an ancient mariner rescued from his leaking rowboat in a driving rainstorm near here recently, Capt. David S. Conrad of the tug Owen J. McWil liams believes. The gray-haired old man was stand ing In his water-filled boat, waving his shirt on the end of an oar wb£n ho was sighted through the rain. The tug picked him up and carried him to shore. He did not discUfes his name nor reveal his identity. At the dock the aged boatman turned and said: “Much offliged, captain.” “Don’t mention if,” replied Captain Conrad. Burial Alive All Right, but He Forgot Details Camas, Wash.—The trouble was that Romo, Man of Mystery at carni vals and county fairs, forgot one of his handy aids to mystery. Emulating Houdlnl, Romo attempted to show he could survive one hour In a coffin buried six feet In a gratfe. Curiously enough, he took along a telephone. Down he went, duly nailed up In a box of one-inch boards, and on him thn earth. Only three feet of it, however. There came frantic calls for help, and when he was exhumed It was dis covered the lid of the box had caved in under the weight, Romo having forgotten to put in iron braces. Sheep Herder With Foot Burned Waits for Help Enterprise, Ore. —With his right foot badly burned, Phil Hollis, sheep herder, tended his flocks for three days until aid reached him. HolHs had built a campfire to warm himself. He retired while the embers were still warm. A breeze sprang up and fanned the sparks onto his canvas shelter, Igniting it. He was awakened when the tent filled with smoke. He dressed the burn and waited three days until a camp tender came before leaving the flock. Dog Comes Home After Being Gone Five Years Bolivar, Mo. —Spud, an English shepherd dog belonging to J. P. Lane, had been missing for five years. Sev eral days ago the Lane family was startled to be met at the front door by Spud, joyfully wagging bis tail and emitting short yelps of supreme hap piness at the reunion. The prodigal was Identified by a missing tooth which had been kicked ont by a mule. Spares Life of Friend Vienna, Austria. —Feeling himself becoming faint while climbing a moun tain in Austria, Paul Seidel command ed a friend to cut the rope which linked them together and then plunged 900 feet to his death over a precipice without dragging another along. . x I WhoWantsto be Bald? jmn. p tlLi Not many, and when you are < ; getting that way and loosing E hair, which ends in baldness, W'SHf J|f you want a good remedy that iPI ,dm will stop falling hair, dandruff and grow hair on the bald head mjfmKm BARE-TO-HAIR is what you Kl3&'¥ | : -‘ want. ——i For Sale at All Dealen In Toilet Articles W. H. Forst, Mfgr. ,S. f L Scottdale, Psnna- Blessing Bestowed on Product of Vineyards In nearly all the vineyards of France the nnnual celebrations hnve Just tak en place, in the course of which the year’s vintage receives priestly bene diction. One of the most curious of these festivities is that held at Boulbon, a village near Tarascon in Provence. All the inhabitants of the country side around Tarascon, on the day of the celebration, march first upon Boul bon, and then from the village to a chapel on a neighboring hilltop. Every processloner carries in the crook of his arm an unopened bottle of local wine, which, when the chapel Is renehed, is blessed by the priest, who sprinkles holy water upon it. Whereupon every one draws his cork and drinks: and then, carefully guard ing the bottle, which he keeps until the following year, he returns to Boul bon with song and dance. MOTHER! Baby’s Best Laxative is "California Fig Syrup” When baby is constipated, has wind colic, feverish breath, coated-tongue, or diarrhea, a half-teaspoonful of gen uine “California Fig Syrup” promptly moves the poisons, gases, bile, sour ing food and waste right out. Never cramps or overacts. Babies love Its delicious taste. Ask your druggist for genuine ‘‘Cali fornia Fig Syrup” which has full direc tions for lnfunts In arms, and children of nil ages, plainly printed on bottle. Mother! You must say “California” or you may get an imitation fig syrup. Irons in Africa Although the use of household elec trical appliances in the Union of South Africa is not widespread, the electric iron has become popular and is used by nearly all housewives living in a city where current is available. The natives, however, continue to use the old-fashioned Iron. Leisure Smith (meeting Jones after many years)—Yes, our old friend Brown has gone to his everlasting rest!” Jones—What? Did he get that gov ernment job after all? The Evidence He —Are they very rich? She—l’ll say they are. They still drive a 1915 car. Police Orders, Eh? “I have to telephone,” said Brown. “You’re lucky,” sighed Black. “I’ve /jot to tell a Judge.” Water lily seeds were an important food in Egypt 4,000 years ago, and even today they are eaten by natives on the west coast of Africa. tiEil • kr MoCofwtek A Cmur. 1M KILLS- Flies— Mosquitoes—Bedbngs—Roaches—Moths — Ants— Fl*** Wsterlings—Cricket* and many other insects Write for educational booklet, McCormick 9 Cos., Baltimore, Md. Bee Brand Insect Powder or Li Quid Sprai| If yoer dalir eran.t furnish, we will MjJjmk IB Liquid—loc, 73c end J 125. 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