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HAS THE LAXATIVE IN your HOME A : ;;c.^Arfov'J Some things people do to help the wls whenever any bad breath, feverishness, biliousness, or a ck of appetite warn of constipa tion reallv weaken these organs. Only a doctor knows what will cleanse the system without harm. ! Sjjt i s why the laxative in your home should have the approval of a family doctor. The wonderful product, known to millions as Dr, Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a family doctor’s pre scription for sluggish bowels. It never varies from the original pre scription which Dr. Caldwell wrote thousands of times in many years of practice, and proved safe and reliable for men, women and chil dren. It is made from herbs and other pure ingredients, so it is pleasant-tasting, and can form no habit You can buy this popular laxative from all drugstores. lloallli Giving twi tb monslftm|i All Winter Long ** Hartcloua Climate Good Hotels Tourist Tamps—Splendid Roads—Gorgeous Mountain fiews. The wonderful desert resort of the Wes t P Writs C roe & Chat fey alias CALIFORNIA B”“ PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM Removes DandrutE-StopsHairFal 1 mg Restores Color and Beauty to Gray and Faded Hear 60e. and SI.OO at Druggists. N. Y. FLORESTON SHAMPOO— WeaI for nse in connection with Parker’s Hair Balsam. Makes ton hair soft and fluffy. 50 cents by mail or at drug oat& Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. ¥• Neanderthal Home Life Depicted by Sculptor A New York sculptor has just com pleted the first life-sized group repre senting the family life of cavemen. The cave displayed is a copy of the ■famous one at Lemoustier, Dordogne, Ityance, visited by the expedition. It laa Vine Neanderthaler’s habitat. The whole is a gift to the museum from Zmest It. Graham, Chicago architect. It is displayed in the Ernest It. Gra ta Hall of Historical Geology of tie museum, among bones of prehis toric animals. The figures disclose the Neanderthal traits; brow ridges, Iteads slung forward, flat noses, ape like hent knees. The group is de signed from measurements, casts and ®odels of Neanderthal skulls and skeletons found in various European P'aoes. It comprises a man of fifty tiee, a boy about twelve, a woman of thirty years with a baby, and an Mer woman. H's Modest Conclusion The great trouble with the people aho don’t like us is that they have saeh poor taste. —Los Angeles Times. Knowledge enables one to put forces wtside of himself into operation and the benefits. Makes Life Sweeter ®%rea’g stomachs sour, and need rv ant )' a cid. Keep their systems i Vf ffit h Phillips Milk of Magnesia I -■ondy ll tongue or breath tells of acid flS n ~ COrrec t ifc wsth a spoonful 1 '“PS. Most men and women have t* Coraforte d by this universal r#t Pner 7'®ore mothers should in -1 ® ai< ? or their children. It Is a lore lnt - tllins to take > yet neutralizes Uf,| d than the harsher things too for the purpose. No Phiip s ? 10uI,i be without it. iPS is the genuine, prescrlp pr ,p r . llM0( l Uct Physicians endorse for Jlil], ' ase ; the name Is Important. P*ist P ilagnesia ” has been the U. S. I- Phn trar^e mark of the Charles ‘ 'Ps Chemical Cos. and Its pre or Charles H. Phillips since 1875, Phillips ‘..Milk °t Magnesia N - U, ATLANTA NO 42-19297 ******************* OLGA’S ! ORANGE | BLOSSOMS ******************^ # *^.^ #< .^; (© by D. J. Walsh.! OLGA watched the postman come down the street, whist ling, his dog Bob at his heels. She hud known the postman since he was seven. He had a pleas ant word for her whenever he saw her. He was passing as usual when suddenly lie turned hack and came to the steps where Olga was sitting io warm herself. The house was cold within. “You’ve got a nice place here, Miss Hurd,” he said. “But it’s klnda off by itself like. And you live all alone. Don’t you ever get lonesome?” Tears filled Olga's eyes. She swal lowed hard, struggled for calm speech. “You’re the first person that’s ever asked me if 1 was lonesome," she said at last. “Everybody seems to take it tor granted that I live here this way because I want to.” The postman shifted his leather until pouch with its bulging contents “1 don't know what made me ask you that,” he said apologetically. But the truth was the sight of the woman sitting there in the sunshine, tiny and old and pathetic, on a morning made for youth, love and joy. touched his heart. He had just got engaged to a nice girl and he wanted everybody to be as happy as he was. “And I don’t know what makes me want to fell you something I have never breathed to a living soul in this town, though I have lived here many years,” Olga replied. “I've got folks Not here; a long ways off. Once 1— 1 did something that set Jhem all against me. And now 1 wouldn’t make up with one of them to save his life.” Her wistful look became grim. “I’d let ’em all go hang,” the post man said. Then tie moved away, re solving to bring his old friend a box of candy on tiis next trip round that afternoon. But before another hour had passed Olga had a visitor. A blue coupe drove right up to.the door. Out stepped a girl who brought a pair of suitcases with her. She marched up to Olga, who was sweep ing the front porch. “Hello. Aunt olga!” she Said. “I’m your niece. Helen, your youngest brother Gordon’s girl. Now, don’t send me away without giving me a trial. Maybe you’ll like me when you get to know me.” Olga, white and stern, faced the vivid, dark girl who looked so fresh and pretty in her tan sports costume She did not speak. “Aunt Olga.” Helen said, “I’ve come to you for sanctuary.” “Sanctuary!” gasped Olga. And then she understood. She held out her arms. The girl met her in a warm embrace. “You’ve got to be good to me, Aunt Olga,” she said. “Good to you!” Olga sobbed. “Oh. my dear! You’ll see.” They shared the lunch that was barely big enough for one. Not that food mattered. Olga was too happy to eat. She could only gaze at her radiant young niece. Her own flesh and blood companioning her in her house after all the years of loneliness! Next day Helen confided to her aunt that she was going to be married. ‘‘Will you let me he married here? I’ve enough money for all my things.” So the child was going to be mar ried ! Further confidences followed. Olga asked no questions; she let Hel en tell what she would. Helen seemed to he quietly matter of fact. For the next fortnight the blue coupe dashed hack and forth betwixt hamlet and city. Olga had entered upon a great and delightful adventure She was helping Helen choose her wedding trousseau. The house must he fixed up for the wedding, too—new paper, paint, draperies. Olga drew from- her small savings and let Helen spend the money. The girl had rare good sense and not a penny got away from tier honest and earnest grasp Poo. she could hari£ wall paper and wield a paint brush in a way that made Mr. Seeley, the local house deco rator. stare in amazement. •‘My business,” Helen explained taughing, and again Olga got a sur prise. “Interior decorating —that’s my job. 1 gave four years to it at col leg£. Confess, Aunt Olga, that you like your house a lot better. To me it looks as if it had taken its apron off and changed its dress. It’s a house to be happy in now—and gay and just a bit foolish, maybe. The house was ready now for the wedding. Helen’s colorful gowns looked in keeping, strewn about the rooms. Even Olga had anew frock, a misty gray thing. And Helen had. almost forcibly, borne her into a beauty shop in town and had her silk en silvery hair given a permanent. Olga had just loved the operation; she had felt rich and luxurious and almost young as she sat In an atmosphere ot faint perfume and gentle ministration, waiting for her hair to be done. Helen’s wedding day seemed to be attended by a good nf mystery but still Olga asked no questions. She was letting herself he borne along on a tide of expectancy and joy. Dick came the day before. He was big and young and splendid. When he kissed 01-m and called her aunt she had a delicious thrill. From the moment of his arrival there was a whirl of glee. Dick and Helen brought in armfuls of flowers. Olga grew a hit reckless and made a sponge cake with six eggs. On the day of days Helen made THE RO( KD\LE RECORD FRIDAY. OCTORRR tS < Iga dress before she put on her own wedding gown of filmy white. She even touched Olga’s cheeks with rouge from her own vanity case, "Oh, you darling!" the girl breathed, her eyes lustrous. "To think of all you might have had”—the lustrous eyes dimmed with tears. Helen looked lovely in her filmy frock. Dick was grand. At the last moment it seemed a great closed car drove up to the house. Out of it stepped an elderly couple, an old couple, a single woman, a sin gle man, a glowing young girl. “Who are these,” gasped Olga, and her cheeks paled under the dainty rouge. Helen put an arm about the trem bling figure. “My father and mother," she said, "Uncle Pat and Aunt Elsie, Cousin Adelade, Cousin George and Cousin George’s daughter, Jean. All the best of the clan are here. Aunt Olga, not so much to come to my wedding as to do you honor. Keep calm. Carry it off—for my sake. Uemember you are altogether lovely, that Dick and I love you, that I chose your home for the most glorious event of my whole life. Now behave like a dear little hostess and welcome your relatives.” And Olga rose to the occasion. Her dignity and her grace and her hospi tality lent charm to the whole occa sion. After the ceremony a caterer brought in the wedding luncheon at which Aunt Olga was almost as much admired as the bride herself. The following afternoon a happy young couple sat in a boat that drifted gently on a sun lit lake. “It took lots of head work to pull off that si tint." Helen said. “Dad and mom were dead against it at first and Cousin Adelaide turned up tier aristo cratic nose. But I was a determined woman. You remember that day we found Aunt Olga’s picture in that old album? That’s when I got the idea of going to her house and being married there. Of course. I had to win her over by degrees; it wasn’t 1 easy. Her pride had suffered too keenly. It only they had been kinder she would not have run away and wasted her life in solitude and loneliness—oh. Dick, dar ling! Did you see her face when site held my orange blossoms in her hands?" Helen's voice broke. Dick bowed his head. "And noth ing ever looked purer than did stie at tiiat moment —not even you. my flaw less pearl of girls.” he said tenderly Italian Long Ago Had Idea of “Flying Boat” Francesco de l.ana gave both the believers in flying and the skeptic of his day. something serious to think about in his design for a flying boat published in 1670. He stirred up a veritable tempest which did not sub side for more than a hundred years, when tiie principle he sponsored was made practical in the invention ot the Montgolfier brothers. As late as 1753. Clement Cavalcaho, Baroni delli Mar chesi, refuted Lana's supposition with these conclusions: “The atmosphere has always been unknown to man. and will continue to he a region unknown to him. No one. not even the Demon himself, has the power to teach man any method by which he may explore that region, either by increasing his motive power or by diminishing very considerably his specific gravity/’ Fif teen years later, Bernardo Znmngna. one of the perennial defenders of l.ana, brought out his description of an imaginary journey in a flying ma chine similar in construction to Lana’s flying boat. Lana’s much discussed design proposed the use of four hol low spheres of ttiin copper, each 20 feet in diameter and so thin that they would weigh less than an equal bulk of atmosphere when they were ex hausted of air. To these globes a boat was to he fastened in which the pilot and his appendages were to he stationed for the purpose of directing the machine. l.ana was thus the first to establish a theory verified by math ematical accuracy anti clearness of perception of the real nature and pres sure of the atmosphere, the same the ory which is at the basis of balloon flying of the present day. A public ascension of a flying boat invented by Bartholomeau Loureneo de Gusman, a Spaniard, is claimed for 1700. hut it was I.ana’s investigations which were the most far reaching tn influence. Many of his deductions were drawn from the work of his predecessors and from a study of me chanical toys, the flying mechanical pigeon of Archytas. the flying mag netic dove of Kircher, and iron auto matic fly and eagle which were invent ed at Nuremberg. A curious parallel to this is found in the automatic toy of the Wright brothers, the study of which led them to certain conclusions concerning the nature of air. later ap plied in the construction of the first successful airplane in 1903.—Boston Herald. Tiny Tot Churche* There are several churches in Great Britain which have doll house dimen sions. The smallest ecclesiastical building in Britain is said to he St. Margaret’s chapel. Edinburgh, whose dimensions are 10Ms feet by 10% feet, making a total of 173% feet. The tiny Dorset church of Winferborne Thomp son is another miniature church, its measurements being 23 feet by 14 feet Other tiny churches are those at Culbone. 33 feet by 12 feet, and St Lawrence (before enlargement), 50 feet by 11 feet. At l.ullington Sus sex. there is a church 16 feet by 16 feet, hut it consists only of the chan cel of a much larger church. Scraps,A of THE ALPHABET LESSON Little Charles was learning the al plmhet. “Now, this Is big 0,” said his moth er; pointing to the capital letter, “and this one beside it is little u. Can you remember that?” “Oh, yes,” the child replied, confi dently. The next day his mother pointed to the same letters again. "Cun you tell me this morning what these letters are?” she asked him. Charles’ face beamed with pride as Ids chubby little finger pointed to the bold letters in his hook. “This,’’ he said, “Is big me and this is little me." —Indianapolis News. Delayed Expression “Does your wife always say what she thinks?” “Always,” answered Mr. Chuggins. “Even to a traffic cop?" “No. She reserves her opinions of my driving until we get where I am her entire audience.” Washington Star. COULDN’T SEE He —You promised you wouldn’t even look at another fellow now we’re engaged. And I saw you kissing Jack. She —But I had my eyes closed. Another Scotchman A bis-hearted Scotchman Is Sandy McSnore, He gave the k.ds a ride In a revolving door. Put Thick Rugs Down The chauffeur was on his way to town and before he left madame called the maid. “Anna, is there anything we need in town?” Anna thought a moment. “I don’t think the china will last over Sunday-, mam.” Of Course Not . “John, why are you so excited?” demanded Mrs. Dumbbell, who had ac comnanled him to the ball game. “Didn’t you see that fielder way out there by the fence catch that fly?” he demanded. “Don’t be so absurd,” she snapped, “you couldn’t see a fly that far away!’’ SUPPORTING TWO WIVES ~7 “What, you're supporting two wives? Aren’t you afraid of arrest?” “Not allaal one is mine and one is my son's.” Rapid Pace The rapid pace we've struck appalls Our patience and endurance And every new invention calls For further life insurance. 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As the actual average school attendance Is only 152 days a year, American hoys and girls are spending only 11.4 of their waking time In school. Modern Definition “Pa, what is a highway?” asked the kid. “It’s space between billboards, son,” replied his dad. —Cincinnati En quirer. After a man Is about so old he be gins to talk about how foolish h* used to be.