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JIADAiIE I ALLIEIIES.
Strictly Fresh Hen Fruit.
, peculiar apparatus recently in
' 1 is shown in the illustration
, V in The inventors—two Western
f " ‘nliterm it a mechanism for dis
n'\in cr eggs and other commodities.
tv anparatus was especially designed
. in cafes, restaurants and sim
clV places. The machine has the
general outline and contiguratioii of
a hen in the act of setting, the con
struction and relative disposition of
the several parts being such that
when an operating lever is depressed
an egg will be deposited at the rear
of the nest and in a position to be
conveniently removed. Of course, the
hen fruit thus handed out does not
tarry a guarantee to the effect that it
is strictly fresh; but nobody will be
able to deny that they are not fresh
"laid.” The apparatus was designed,
also, to be used as a vending machine,
the deposit of a coin causing the hen
to lay an egg. When performing the
latter operation this near-hen dis
plays all the attributes of the live
fowl, tilting her head and tail and
producing a sound resembling the
cackle of the genuine bird. —Wash-
ington Star.
Compact Facilities.
“Why do you favor a highly cen
tralize! form of government?''
‘‘Because,” answered Senator Sor
ghum, “it’s more convenient.”
"But think of Rome!”
“That’s just the point. Those old
Roman orators got up into the
Forum, made a speech and went home
10 dinner satisfied that they had
reached their constituents. They
didn't have to struggle with mileage
hooks and sleeping car berths.” —
Washington Star.
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Alphabet or the “New York Point”
■System of Printing For the Blind.
Hreworks were originated in the
Fhteenth century by the Florentines,
61 -d later were popularized in Rome.
( otch Keeper—“ What a verra fine car you have got!”
( iiauffeur—“Oh, it ain’t a bad car.” jf
11 etch Keeper—“ She wad be a verra powerful car, whatever?
Chauffeur— “Oh, no, I wouldn’t say that.” .
♦v “ rolc h Keeper—“l wass not judgin’ by the size. I wass judgm by
saiell.”—From London Punch
C LEME X T ARM AND FALL. IE RES,
President of the French Republic.
Great Difference.
Long after midnight the suburban
man sat on his front step listening to
the dismal howls of a restless canine.
“Awful racket,” commented the big
policeman as he sauntered up the
avenue.
“Terrible,” agreed the man on the
steps.
‘‘Those howls are enough to raise
the dead.”
“Well, T should say so.”
“Make the cold shivers creep up
and down your spine.” *
“They are fierce.”
“Wonder you don’t make a com
plaint.”
“Weil, I am just waiting. ,T
“May I ask what you are waiting
for?”
“Sure! lam waiting to find out if
that is my dog or my neighbor’s dog.
If it is my dog—well, yon know we
all have' to put up with unseemly
noises these hot nights, but if it is
my neighbor’s dog—blamed if I don’t
shoot him myself.”—Chicago News.
Polly Was Not Always a Perfect Lady.
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Papa (outside the Talking Birds
Show) —“I suppose it’s quite safe to
take a child in ? ”
The Manager —“Yes, sir.
I ■ the performance abso
lute! but, of course, there’s
certain amount of risk with
thi^Tarrots.” —The Sketch.-
Where the Octopus Abounds.
“The rock coast of Brittany,” said
a lifeguard, “abounds in octopus—the
pieuvre, as they say down there.
W'alk at Breton beach at low tide —
the beach of St. Luaire, for instance
—and you will easily find in a half
mile a score or more of perfect cuttle
fish of those friable white bones that
birds love. They are from six inches
to a foot or more in length, snowy
and very prettily shaped; they make
nice ash trays. The peasants gather
them for bird food, for ash tra>s, and
also, I believe, for cigarette cases.
They are bones of the octopus, and
their abundance is a convincing proof
of the octopus in this rock-strewn
waters of France.” —Minneapolis
Journal.
DECLINED.
Foreign Suitor—l would give up
en tnousand milreis to win your
love.
-fiss Pittsburg—How much is that
m Linted States money?
Suitor Almost five dollars!—Puck.
eczema cured.
.JL R - Maxwell, Atlanta, Ga., says: "I
riu er 'r d . a s°f l y with a severe case of ecze
- j -fried, six different remedies and was
in despair, when a neighbor told me to try
-fluptrine s tetterine. After using $3
worth or ) our tetterine and soap I am
completely cured. I cannot say too much
iu its praise.” Tetterine at druggists or
by marl 50c. Soap 25c. J. T. Shuptrine,
Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
A DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT*
Ihe professor says my bathing
suit is rather Exiguous.”
“Is that a compliment?”
I don’t know. I’m going after the
dictionary now.’’—Kansas City Jour
nal.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegumif. reduces inflamma
tion. allavspaimoureswind colic.2sc a bottle
The farmer who goes in debt to
make a crop is not working for him
self.
To Drive Oat Malaria and liuild U|
the System
Take the Old Standard Grove's Taste
less Chill Tonic. Yo.i know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui
nine and Iron in a tasteless form, and the
most effectual form. For grown peopto
and children. 50c
The old expression, “Make one hand
wash another,” does not apply to the
farm hands.
CONSTIPATION AND BILIOUSNESS.
Constipation sends poisonous matter
bounding through tho body. Dull headache,
bour Stomach, Feted Breath, Bleared Eyes,
Loss of Energy and Appetite are the surest
signs of the affliction. Youno’s Liver Pills
positively cure constipation. They awaken
the sluggish liver to better action, cleanse
the bowels, strengthen the weakened parts,
induce appetite and aid digestion. Price
25 cents from your dealer or direct from
the laboratory. Free sample by mail to any
address. J. M. icobNo, Jr., Waycross, Ga.
The sultan’s brother, who has been
kept in confinement for the greater
part of his natural life, called on Ab
dul Hamid and passed -the time of
day. Abdul probably remarked, sug
gests the Atlanta Journal, that be
was glad he was “able to be out.”
How’s Tills?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & Cos., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
W adding, Rinnan & Martin, Whole
. sale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly, upon the blood and mucuous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
CAUSES A COLDNESS.
“How do you heat your house?”
“With a furnace.”
“And how do you cool it off?”
“Family misunderstandings.”—
Nashville American
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Canvassers Wanted in Every County.
BEST PROPOSITION Q Ffrfc -.5£2 AGENTS
CAN A WOMAN LOVE TWO
MEN AT THE SAME TIME m .
Love them both equally, but in a different wav ?
Mn, Ruth Everett in her novel, “THAT
MAN FROM WALL STREET” (the best forbid
den love story published', claims that a woman
can. What do you think about it ?
$t F 1 * For the best letter, 50C
i iL .? _it £. 2# words or less, showing
H tmt? n aut hor right, I will
Eg* C? P a 7 s>2s. For the best
La > L ett ~ r proves
u a. m her m error, sz:*. tor
the two, second best, one on either side, $lO each.
Two, third best, one on either side, $5 each. Four,
fourth best, two on either side, $2.50 each. F orty,
fifth best, twenty on each side, $1.50 each. Con
test closes Mch. 1,1909. Awards paid Mch. 31. ’O9
Raguiar Price S I.so—My P ioa By Pfiail 31.00
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(JAMPLE TREATMENT of Red Cross Pile
O and Fistula Cure and book explaining Piles
lent, free. REA CO..Dept.B LMiiuieapolis.Minn
THE VOTE GETTER.
Knicker—ls he a vote getter?
Bocker—Yes, he gets them all
against him. —New York Sun.
Capudine Cures Indigestion Pain 9,
Belching, Sour Stomach and Heartburn,
from whatever cause. It's Liquid. Effect*
immediately. Doctors prescribe it. 10c!,
25c., and 50c., at drug stores.
The man who does not have to ac
count to some good woman for his
goings and comings never amounts to
much.
CUBES ALL ITCHING ERUPTIONS.
Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: “I have had
eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have
tried everything. I have been using tet
tehine 4 days and the results are great,**
Signed, Mrs. M. Harvey. Tetterine is the
surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema
and all other skin diseases. Sold by drug
gists or sent by mail for 50c. by J, T. Shup
trine, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
A large Baptist church at Santa
Rosa. Cal., was built from the wood
of a single California redwood tree.
BAEV'S AWFUL ITCHING HUMOR.
Nothing Would Help Him—Mother
Almost in Despair—Owes Quick
Cure to Ciiticura.
“Several months ago, my little boy began
to break out with itching sores. 1 doctored
him, but as soon as I got them healed up
in one place they would break out in an
other. I was almost in despair. 1 could
not get anything that would help him.
Then I began to use Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment, and after using them
three times the sores commenced to heal.
He is now well, and not a scar is left on
his body. They have never returned nor
left him with bad blood, as one would
think. Cuticura Remedies are the best I
have ever tried, and I shall highly recom
mend them to any one who is suffering
likewise. Mrs. William Geediiig, 102 Wash
ington St., Attica, Ind., July 22, 1907.”
To the man who anticipates pleas
ure, the realization is never satisfac
tory.
Little Bright Eyes Again.
Not the Spirit Medium this time,
but a medium of far greater wonder,
one that brings back the brightness
and vigor to poor, sore, inflamed eyes
with but a few external applications.
Who is so ignorant not to know of
Dr. Mitchell’s famous eye salve? SoTd
everywhere. Price 25 cents.
THE INOPPORTUNIST.
He has had his joys and sorrow's,
Had his lendings and his borrows,
Had his yesterdays, to-morrows,
W T ith their hopes that come and go;
Had a fair share of life’s blessing,
Done a whole lot of wrong guessing
That knocked out his best finessing
With a sort of back-hand blow,
Though he knows he’s rather clever.
Yet somehow' he can not sever
From bad luck, for never ever
Does ihe feel he’s had a show.
—Puck.
THE HUNT.
Ursus Major—What’s the matter?
Ursus Minor —I see a shooting star
coming.—New York Sun.
It’s not so much what we say, but what other ladies say, about Cardui, as a cure for female Ali
ments, that we ask you to believe.
Cardui has benefited so many ladies, that it should surely help you. Being prepared from harm
less, vegetable ingredients, it is a safe, natural medicine, that can always be relied on.
8 Take Cardui
? Mrs. Verna Wallace, of Sanger, Tex., writes: “Cardui has done more for me than I
i can describe. Last spring I was taken with female inflammation and consulted a
doctor, but to no avail, so I took Cardui, and inside of three days, I was able to do my
' housework. Since then my trouble returned” Try it.
Seagulls of Auchmithle.
In the fishing village of Auchmithle
you may frequently witness seagulls
flying into the houses of the fisher
men and partaking of food from their
hands. One of these sea birds was
in the habit of staying in a fisher
man’s house all the year round ex
cept at the breeding season, when it
left. About a fortnight ago, while
the gull was away, the fisherman re
moved his home some three and a
half miles from the former place.
The fisherman never expected to
~?e his old friend the gull again.
It was therefore, much to his aston
ishment that he beheld on a rece it
Sunday the sea bird come walking
into his new residence with stately
steps to resume his old familiarties
and. household wavs. — London Specta
tor
WANTED A WIFE.
“So this patent savings bank isn’t
complete enough for you?”
“No; I want something that will
take my pay envelope away froip
me every Saturday and dole me out
money by the nickel.”
“Then you’d better get married.” —
Washington Herald.
Proof is inexhaustible that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound carries women safely
through the Change of Lite.
Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson,
304 E. Long St., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
“ I was passing through the Change
of Life, and suffered from nervous
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since tak
ing it I feel so much better, and I can
again do my own work. I never forget
to tell my friends what Lydia L. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound did for me
during this trying period.”
facts for sick women.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands ot
women, who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
tion, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don’t you try it ?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to Avrite her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
fo* an(^
1 6 per cent, of Potash in your 9
■wheat fertilizer.
We have told you how to add 6 per cent, of Potash to bone or phos
phate, by mixing 100 lbs. of either with 15 lbs. of Muriate of Potash.
■Have you arranged to do this! To increase your wheat crop at a
cost of less than 10 cents per bushel?
If not, telephone to your dealer to get the Potash at once—or, to
furnish you with a 2-8-6 fertilizer for your wheat—equally good for rye. n
Potash is profit. But next week we may be too late to get the goods
delivered in time for use. Therefore, do it now.
Send tor Our Books, containing facts about soil,
crops, manures and fertilizers. Mailed free.
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walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of
known value, but one of many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts any debilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine—
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Cos., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Philadelphia Record thinks
that there is a sympathetic re
lation between the matrimonial
market and the meat market. When
meat is cheap marriages increase;
when beef goes up the bonds of
matrimony are at a discount. The
reason is obvious. But the closeness
of tbe relation between meat quota
tions and the number of marriages
has not been
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