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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDGEVILLE. GA., JANUARY, 26, 1626
JED6ES J
!L
About your
Health
things You Should Know
“Close your eyes so that the al
cohol won't get in them."
“Have no fear. “I’ll open only
my mouth."
“I have not the pleasure of know
ing your wife.”
“Then how do you know it’s a
pleasure.?”
“Lawyer: “Courage, my friend.
You’re going on a long journey.
What are your last wishes?”
Condemned: “Get me a return
ticket” • •*' mm
Lawyer for auto accident victim:
“Gmtlcmen of the jury, the driver
of the car stated he was going only
six miles an hour. Think of the long
agony of my poor client, th>
as the car drove so nlowly ov<
“Wi
Me
this
ul.i maid and 1
One of the most common affec
tions of the throat. It May be acute
or chronic. The latter form is rare.
I'm triad to say, because it strikes
terror to me—the thought of tuber
culosis of the larynx. My purpose in
this sketch is to deal with the acute
form only.
This varies from slight hoarse-
*s with no
ofound illnc
ad dm
«, With Ice
Diph-
for.j
aiduble of throat ailments of child-1
ood. An old author once said that !
roup in attended by loud, rasping
•.uedi. seldom a cough in diohtheria.
hat was when diagnosis depended.
ntirely on physical signs.
The first symptom of laryngitis in
Mr. J. A. Sams, of the N. C. A St.
L. Railroad, was the first taxpayer
in Georgia in 1928 to file his retui.i
and to pay his tax. Mr. Sams is al
ways one of the first to do thia He
to make his return and pay his tax,
payers whose duty it is to make their j
returns before Murch the 15th, 1928.
Mr. Sams could have waited until
the last few days before March the
loth, or in fact until March 15th,
to make his return and ypay his tax,
1-ut he has, as usual, shown his wis- ,
dom by being among the first. This j
. ffice was able to give him attention
and service that it will not be able to
give those who come at the l**- s t m’.n-
ute.
It is not necessary that taxpayers
should make payments in person, but
can Hcnd returns by mail accompuin-
ed by checks or money orders. Re
mittances should be firmly attached
to returns and the retumB signed
and sworn to. However, deputy col
lectors aie at the service of taxpay
ers who wish to come to thi3 office
f-.r information and assistance in
ormection with the filing of returns,
'■i:t if taxpayers wait until the last
\-w days b fore Mai*ch the loth
*s cannot give each
W. A. Walker A Co., have jail re-
ceived a new lot of Barnaeville
Bu||i«, and Chattanooga Rauell
A Molia Wagons, also a lot of boggy
and wagon harness, collars breech,
ins, bridles, backhands and all kind
harness and are selling them cheap.
So call on hem and buy wbat you
need at bargain prices.
deputy
irh t
The
blanks
When she aid, "Stop, mister,”
He grabbed her and kimed her, >
Now his friends call him the lemon |
pqueer.er.
“Did you see that conductor look
nt you ns if you hid not paid your
“Yes, and did you see me look
at him as if I hud?”
that the difl
in the
“box
i the signal for ii
et the physician at once!
Mouth-breathers are by far th
lost lik; ly to be attacked. To tak.
oung children suddenly out of
the 18th, 1928. If you have
•ceived a blank write to the Col-
of Internal Revenue, Atlanta,
for one. Failure to receive
.vay <
empl
uffle:
woolen
brenth-
“Wher.- did the car hit him?” ask
ed the coroner.
“At the junction of the dorsal
and cervical vertebrae,” replied the*
medical witness.
The foreman of the jury rose
from his scat.
“Man and boy I’ve lived in these
parts for fifty years," he protested
ponderously, “an' I never hccred o'
the place.”
On the window of a London res
taurant an Aberdonian read, “No
Gratuities." So he entered.
But going to wash his# hands, he
read the words, “Tip the basin." He
stepped hack
“Aye,” he grunted, “I thought
there wns a catch in H.”
"Why d’you think it’ll he difficult
to keep your engagement to Muriel
“WeJI, I've had to tell Muriel,
haven't I?"
“So you have n daughter, Olsen?”
“Yes, a little prodigy.”
“In what way?”
“She iw ten years old and doesn't
play the piano?”
Dennis: “What was old Judson
when h^is dead."
Dan"No man is worth much
worth when h f . died?"
Dennis: "I know, hut what did he
,p placed lightly o'
passages, is to invite trouble; the
nge from warm to cold should be
dual. Teach children to breathe
through the nostrils, if suddenly ex-
i to cold; they will never forget
And, be sure there are no
adenoids there to obstruct.
Prevention is golden here. Keep
the child's bowels freely open. Re
quire plenty of drinking r water, and
good, plain, nutritious food. Air the
one from filing a return by
•eh the loth.
r you are uncertain as to whether
hould file a r. turn, file one nny-
■—it will do no harm, and may
■ you a good deal of trouble.
bedrooms well during the duy. I
would not house children too closely
—cultivate tolerance for pure, out
door air, but wrap the body warm;
especially, keep feet and legs warm
and dry. Until the doctor comes,
treat the victim with sweating and
inhalations of turpentine vapor, cn-
calyptus oil, or from alaking lime.
PAWNBROKERS SALE
Bv(«hu in Unredeemed Pledget
PISTOLS TOOLS
SHOT CUNS OVERCOATS
CLOTHING JEWELRY
WATCHES MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
Headquarters of WINCHESTER shells and cartidges
516 Broadway s I : MACON. GA.
KAPLAN’S PAWNSHOP
WE LEND MONEY ON ANYTHING OF VALUE
The
Employer: “What kept you fr«
work yesterday, acute indigesti
Typist: “No. A cute engineer,
this time.”
The boy stood on the burning deck
His’father (ailed; he did not go
Because he loved to neck her so.
A woman is marrying a man she
knocked down with her car. Pe
destrians run dreadful ritdes if they
It cost* you quite a—sum—sum
It ninkes you deaf and—dum—dum
So ’tis best to lay off this—rum—
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Also bottles "of 24 and 100— Druggist*.
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We are still and yet w e are noisy.
We do shoe repairing every where,
and with every body.
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FELT STUPID, DULL
Mississippi Lady Says She Took |
Bkck-Braught for These
Symptoms and Wa*
“Greatly Relieved.’*
Stsrkviile, Miss.—“I hove been a
user of Black-Draught for about
twenty years,” says Sirs. C. E. Bun-
tir > .. of It F. D. 5, this city.
“I used Black-Draught first for
constipation,” continues Mrs. Bun-
tin. "I would feel dull, stupid, and
have severe headaches, even fever
ish. I had an uneasy, tight feeling
in my stomach.
“I read quite a bit about Black-
Draught I began using it and Boon
my bowels acted regularly and I was
greatly relieved. I used it every once
in a while for about eighteen years.
“About two years ago I found I
was having indigestion, a tight
■mothering in my chest then severe
pain, especially aft' r eating sweets.
I commenced taking just a pinch of
Black-Draught after meals and by
doing this I could eat about any
thing.
“I gave Black-Draught to my chil
dren for colds and headaches. I can
C6 Thedibrd , s Black-Draught ia rec
ommended by thousands of others
for the relief of indigestion, bilious
ness and simple ailments doe to
constipation. Safe, easy to take.
Costs only 1 cent a dose. SC-171
T; la.’5 real joy in using
this better flour—
OMEGA FLOUR
[Plain and Self Rising}
—for 88 years
the name of the finest
flour made !
Sold by most all the grocers in and
around Milledgeville.
Winter's Colds
and Chiils
Throw Heavy Burdens
on the Kidneys.
C OL put extra burdens on our
kidney*. When the kidneys slow
up. impurities remain in the blood
and are apt 10 make one tired and
achy with headache*, dizziness and
often nagging backache. A common
warning is Kan ty or burning secret icna.
Doan's Pills, a stimulant diuretic,
increase the secretion of the kidneys
and uid in the elimination of waste
impurities. Are endorsed by users
everywhere. Ask your neighborI
DOAN’S p, & s
iren
Cry for
Qsionu
MOTHER:- Fletcher's
Castoria is a pleasant, harm
less Substitute for Castor Oil,
Paregoric, Teething Drops
and Soothing Syrups, espe»
arms and Children all ages.
cially prepared for Infants
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of
Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
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