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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDGEVILLE, C*„ APRIL 19, 1929
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She: "I hear you (ret your hair
cuts at the barber college.”
He: ‘‘Well, we c..liege men must
•tick together.”
Twi-re was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good.
She was very, very good.
And when she bad ebe was—
Quite a jolly companion, don't you
know.
There was a young maid at Bryn
Mawr,
Who longed like the deuce for a
She'd pull out her hair,
Grip the back of a chair.
And hitch her good luck to a stawr.
On a busy day a woman walked in
to the office of the court rooms at
Atlanta, Ga., and, addressing Judge
Blank, said:
“Arc you the reprobate judge?” j
"I am the probate judge.”
"That is what I was saying,” she
said, "and I have come to you be
cause I am in trouble. My huuband
was studying to be a minister at a
college seminary, and he died detest
ed. and left three little infidels, and I
have come to be appointed their exe- j
cutioncr.”
Little Johnnie put his gun.
Just behind his nurse's ear; I
Pulled the trigger, just for fun:
Strange that nursie ddn’t hear! j
Hc-he: “One of my profs told me'
lhi« morning that our class was ns:
good as a ball game.”
Ha-ha: "How’s that?"
He-he: “Oh, he just sits there and '
watches the score bourd till the last
man is out!”
“The autumn leaves are falling
down!"
The long-faced poet cries.
But would he have them falling up
And cluttering to the skies?
Soap: “What do you expect to be
when you become of age?"
Suds: “Twenty-one.”
enjoyed by his hearers. He filled
the pulpit at the Midway chruch *t
the evening services.
The work on the new dormitory at
G. S. C. W. is progressing. The
building will be ready for occupancy
when the college opens in September.
Milledgoville is one of the prettiest
little cities in Georgia is a comment
frequently heard these days.
The four wholesale grocery stores
of this city have a good trade in the
surrounding territory.
Willie Hill, colored, was arrested
for selling and having liquor in his
possession Saturday afternoon. The
policemen started to nrrest him in
the negro pool room on McIntosh
Street when he broke and ran. He
lead them a chase of seven nr eight
blocks on the hill before being finally
cuught. While running he threw
away several bottles of whiskey, all
of which broke except a pint.
The memlK-rs of Camp Doles No.
7.10 U. C. V., will meet at the Court
House next Thursday morning at
10:10 o’clock. There are only a few
of the veterans left, and it is to be
hoped that all of them will be able
to attend the meeting next Thurs
day, and participate in the Memorial
Day exercises.
TALKING MOVIES COMING TO
MACON
The management of the Rialto
Theatre at Macon has announced that
Yitaphone has been installed in the
theatre and was opened to the pub
lic on Monday, April 16thf.
Yitaphone is said to be the great
est advance in the history of Motion
Pictures. It has put the breath of
life into shadows on the screen. They
sing, speak and play their music to
the people in the audience, and the
illusion is perfect for the synchron
ization is perfect and one can hard
ly get away from the feeling that the
pictures on the screen have come to
life.
cousin, Carlton Hodges of Tennille, Rubye Aldman.
Ga., Saturday. I We are very sorry to know that
Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Hodges and i Miss Prances Giles had to undergo
sons spent Sunday with Mr. and and operation for appendicitis last
Mrs. W. P. Ennis. week, we hope she will soon recover.
Misses Lillian and Louise Steven-j Misses Mary and Rubye Knowles
son were Sunday guests of Miss | spent the week-end with their par-
rnta. Mr. end Mr,. G . F. K„., w|
Mr. and Mm E. p. M«dr
family ap.nt Sunday with M-'u* 1
lin'a parents, Mr. and Mrs t
Pro met. ' *•
MU, Lou Ur Blizaard was Sll
day guest of Miss Sue Bell Bau
FOR SALE OR RENT—A tia room
house or North Wayne Street. Apply
toH. T. Fraley, or W. L. Fraley.
The Rialto management states that
Yitaphone inhalation is being made
at a cort of $25,000 and represents
the finest type made by Yitaphone,
equal to any now nistalled in New
York or Chicago.
Will Hays, “Czas of the Movie,”
introduces the opening of Vitaphone
at Macon with a brief address. This
is followed by a number of Vitaphone
Vaudeville acts, after which si pre
sented ALL JOLSON in "THE JAZZ
SINGER," the latest Vitaphone
specialty which ,’s taking New York
by storm. "THE JAZZ SINGER” J
will be presented with .a musical score
of a hundred piece orchestra.
UNION POINT AND BLACK
SPRINGS NEWS
Prof. S. K. Harris spent the week
end with hix family in Atlanta.
Misses Marie and Carolyne Ennis
attended the funeral sendees of their
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LOCAL
OPENINGS
Next Thursday is Memorial Day,
and the people of Millcdgevillc and
Baldwin county will join in paying
tribute to the heroes of the Con
federacy.
Rain fell in tollrentg Sunday, and
there was a small attendance at the
various churches.
Work on the farms was again given
a back set by the rains that fell Sat
urday and Sunday.
Services are being held at the Bap
tist church twice daily, this week.
The people of MUIedgevillc and Bald
win county are invited to attend.
There were few people from the
country in the city Saturday, and
the trade with the merchants was
small.
Dr. Eltim F. Dempsey preached
■t the Methodist church in this city
Sunday morning. His sermon was
STOMACH SPELLS
fltlihfR Lady Civet later,
tttiaf Acco—t of Lam
Uk af Black-Draaffct
la Her Hot.
flageejrah, Okla.—"I have taken
Black-Draught ever since I was a
child, and can recommend it aa a
splendid medicine for family use."
■ays Mrs. Cora M&bcrry. of this
■lace. “My mother used It, In
twinging up her family, and after
X had a home of my own. I con
tinued to use it. as I thought it
was especially good to give the chil
dren.
“My children did not mind taking
Black-Draught, and so when they
got upset with stomach spells, or
were constipated. I gave them
Black-Draught tea.
“If I found that they were tak
ing cold. I was quick to start giving
them Black-Draught, as it helped
them to throw off the impurities
which caused the trouble.
“My children are all grown now
and have homes of their own, hut
I still keep Black-Draught in the
house and use it myself when X wake
up in the morning feeling dull and
•headachey 1 , and have a bod taste
in my mouth.
“Black-Draught Is a simple rem
edy for constipation, and I prefer
it to others because it is purely
vegetable. I always feel better af-
black-draught
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MILLEDGEVILLE. GA
I thought it was ntiatd whoa I looked at the retail of the
accident; bat the cleusers jail laughed at my fear,, aad
now I know they were froaadleu.” Marrelous retail, are
achiered daily. Try a, aad ice.
Milledgeville Laundry
and Dry Cleaners
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TANDARD Oll-COMPANY
INCORPORATED IN KENTUCKY
"’Cheap” paint <. »
is a
[four-flusher’
Pf
Cheap all the way
through!
“Cheap” paint is cheap all the
way through! It is made of cheap
materials. That is why it can be
gold at a cheap price. And why
it gives a cheap looking job.
Fine old SWP House Paint is
rich-looking, much more
beautiful, and il costs you
less. Just listen to this:
SWP covers nearly
twice as much surface per
gallon as “cheap” paint.
Fewer gallons are used. So
the first cost is practically
the same. But it is in the
life of paint that
economy shows
up. “Cheap” paint i— - — ■ _ m
gives in to the * HOUSE PAINT
weather, fades and chips within
a short while. But good old
SWP, the finest house paint
money can buy, stands up for
five years or more. It outlasts
two. three, or more “repainlings”
of “cheap” paint.
Come in, let us explain
more about the high cost
of “cheap” paint com
pared to the real economy
of SWP House Paint.
Take home a copy of
the Household Painting
Guide. I twill settle every
painting problem
| ^ by showing you
uni*, S. ,",JP i the correct paint
for any surface.
Fowler-Flemister Coal Co.
Phone 252 Milledgeville, Ga.