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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDCEVILLE. CA.. APRIL IS, 1921
About Ijout'
Health
Thing* You Should. Know
tobacco chewer is a slave—
slave to one of the most
J I nil." habits. I believe the habit
fl } n many localities; the
ruspidor is under the ban—
I thousands of men chew,
ies of chewing tobacco will
•h econclusion
me ataume that you would
he rid of this foe of har-
n the household. Very few
>uld kiss a wife that had a
ch.ucr’s lips asid teeth—y*s, and
How a wife can endure,
ve a man—well, the tobnc
must have more redeeming
han 1 possess of he •‘‘till
his wife's undying dev
The best way to rid one’s self of
drug habit is gradual withdrawal
the drug; this plan of mine mak
comparatively easy. The habit
ouving something in the mouth—
th» psychological impuhie is P or *
the hardest feature
Some people chew tooth-
jcks tips of lead pencils, bits of
habitually from a nervous
.f which they are unconscious.
The best way to quit chewing to-
,rro is to buy yourself a supply
chewing gum; chew a couple of
k until the sugar in all extracted
id the “wax” is tasteless. Then
id to this a "nip" from your fa-
■rite plug—i: will chew very nice-
Ynu will, in time, become ac-
i-'..rude to the smooth pliable
•i--. which has the tobacco flavor
it does not crumble, or force so
uch xpectoration. In time you
ill find a "chew” of this kind will
Lexington, Ky., April 16.—(Auto-
aster)—Roy lope landed a large
atfi«h at Springfirid in which was
found six young chickens.
is presumed by Pope and several
witnesses that the chickens died be- She (gazing a tthe skyscraper:)
fore hatching and the eggs were cast "My! how many tiers!"
into water. This theory is substan- He: “Yes; it must have been de-
tinted by the fact that egg ahelln .signed by a snivel engineer.”
were also found in the fish’s atom- 1
ac h- I Query: Speaking of professors,
: w ho originated the expression, “a
NOSE PUNCHING NEW FRENCH I happy faculty?”
CAMPAIGN PLAN
Belfort, France, April 16.— (Auto-
caster)—In a joint debate with
Andre Tardieu, Minister of Public
Works, Deputy Andre Mcillet sud
denly struck the former French High
Commissioner .at Washington a vio
lent blow in the face.
Although his glasses were shat
tered Tardieu escaped t yp injury and
suffered only a nose bleed.
After this was attended to, the
debate went merrily on.
A FAITHFUL OLD HORSE DEAD
Henry, one of the large grey hors
es which has been pulling n wagon
of the American Express Company,
died one night the past week. Henry
had been performing this duty for
nearly seventeen years, and he wxif
a familiar figure on the strecta He
has hauled thousands of express
packages to and from the depots and
to the colleges and residences of this
city. He was five years old when
— ^as brought to Milledgcville. A
large bay horse haH been shipped
here to take his place.
Mary had a little lamb.
For which she didn’t car
She cut the wool frmo off i
And no wit’s a little bare
Gerald: "Somebody took
bills from me today.”
Geralding: "But you wi
pay them just the same, I
Jill: “No; y©
you’ re mad."
Bill: "No; yo
New York, April 16.— (Autocast
er)—Helen Ballard, cashier at the
Hotel Ansonia, checked up $90 short
the night before Easter.
The sun grew brighter for her on
Sunday, when afier a sleepless night,
athletic young man approacned
"I go*. $90 too much
pocket; I believe you made an error
when you cashed my check yester
day."
He was Mark Kocning, Yankee
shortstop.
The state department of public wel
fare spent $35,000 of state funds
during 1927, it is announced by Sam
J. Slate, state auditor, in a report
filed with Governor L. G. Hardman.
It.
'h
unnoticed. As time goon on—may-
way out is very easy.
Try it. I
In- a month—lesson the tobacco, and
will guarantee your success, if you
id
in
vnu Mil find you can do tin the
follow directions, ami
really want
nu r. -• taste of tonacco flavor. This
to quit.
Garden seed at F. W. Hendrick.c
Children Cry
FOR
, slam it when
"How did that story pan oul
abuot the man up in the Bronx whe
found a big hailntone on his back-
stoop this morning?" asked the city
editor.
"Nothing in it,” replied the re
porter. "He discovered it wasn’t a
hailstone, after all. The iceman left
it there.”
HOUSE FOR RENT—Apply to Mi
Lucy P. Walker. 4-19-2A
Tke ORIGINAL GENUINE MONT-
EVALLO COAL, mined by tke
MONTEVALLO COAL MINING CO.,
*• sold exclusively by FOWLER-
FLEM1STER COAL CO. Specml
prices for April, May June delivery.
Cnrdee seed at F. W. Hendrickson’*
;WHY IS OUR WORK
Wc Take Pain
Barberiag U Oar
Speciahj-
CILMAN’S BARBER SHOT
FOR SALE—Baby Csrraig* aa
Stroller, in good condition. CImm
for cash. See or phone Mr*. R. |
Torrance, 205 N. Columbia Si
pho-xs 406-L. 4.19.1
Consult yonr Agent a* yen wen Id
yoor Doctor or Lawyer.
€. H. ANDREWS 4 SON
“Notkii
Bet In*a
VON HINDENBURG AIDS BOY’S
STAMP COLLECTION
Berlin, April 16.—(Autocaster) —
A small boy of eight in Saxony,
sending President von Hindenburg
congratulations on his eightieth birth
day, asked the venerable president
kindly to let him have any foreign
atamps lie might receive with his
birthday letters from abroad.
Von Hindenburg has sent the boy
a greeting with a fine assortment of
foreign postage stamps.
Q
Where will you Be
at Seventy
Recent investigation* have shown that n large number of per
son* are dependent on relatives or charity in their old age.
When the sutamn of life approaches, and tke leaves of yontk-
ful vim and enthusiasm fall, it is extremely difficult for any
person, no matter how able, theta investigations prove, to
compete in the world of business and commerce.
What bettei
: dependence in old age t!*aa i
savings account in a bank?
One dollar will start yon on tba road to economic security!
Exchange Bank
4 Per Cent and Safety
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MOTHER:- Fletcher’s
Castoria is especfitlfc pre
pared to relieve InfalttS in
arms and Giildrcn all ages
of Constipation, Flatulency,
Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising there
from, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the
assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of
Absolutely Harmless-No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it
Peter,Peter,pastry-eater,
Had a wife and couldn’t
keep her.
But one day he bought
a sack
of Omega Flour—she
came back!
Now they’re living
happily
Eating Omega paster-ee!
Sold by most all the grocers in and
around Milledgeville.
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