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UNION RECORDER, M1LLEDGEVILLE, C*., MARCH 7. ll»
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RECOR
Through fog, sleet and rain roared a slender
cigar shaped monoplane to a new coast to
coast non-stop transcontinental record of 18
hours, 22 minutes.
The plane, a Lockheed Vega, was skillfully
piloted by Capt. Frank M. Hawks. He used
Texaco Aviation Gasoline and Texaco Air
plane Oil.
Just as these two products are specialized for the air,
so are Texaco Golden Motor Oil and the new and better
Texaco Gasoline specialized for your car. Every day. on
the roads of every State they are breaking mileage and
quick starting records. Each is as perfectly fitted for its
particular job as science and special refining processes
can make it.
THE TEXAS COMPANY, TEXACO PETROLEUM PRODUCTS
MOTOR OIL
iTexaco Red Star with the Green T
HIGH TEST
If you aren’t using the new
and better Texaco Gasoline
now, it’s high time you started.
In every particular it is a
“high test” gasoline. Starts
easily, responds like a flash,
and is there with plenty of
power.
Best of all, it is easy on the
valves and forms a very mini
mum of carbon.
The NEW ond BETTER
YUS^g®
GASOLINE
FORMS A DRV OAS
O UR pu. p now
signals a new -*d
Letter motor fuel— _.i
r.nti-knock gasoline
without poison—and a
"high test” gasoline.
The result—better, far
better, motor work.
L. D. SMITH
South Wsjrne Grocer
COLLEGE HILL SERVICE STATION
Tire?, Batteries, Repair, Paint
: ub a few
on your hand
There is no poison or added
chemical substance in the new
exaco. Test its volatility on
sfac, ;r- and “ your
R. C. SMITH
better
TlI2S^<g©
GASpuw
JEDGES JOSH
“So yon met Alice today?”
"Yes, I hadn't seen her for ten
years.”
“Has she kept her girlish figure?”
“Kept it? She’s doubled it.”
—SELECTED.
PRESIDENT HOOVER
ENDORSES C. M. T. C.
“See how the mast* of men worry
themselves into nameless graves,
while here and there a great uifsel-
fish soul forgets himself into immor
tality.”
—EMERSON.
Our new President, Herbert Hoover
had this to say about Citizens’ Mili
tary Training Camps: “The experi
ence of eight years has thoroughly
justified the establishment of these
centers for the voluntary training
of the youth of the nation. They
plan of democratic government, and
have made their own place in our
I look with hope and confidence te
their continued and increasing ase-
fulness.”
When making this statement Presi
dent Hoover voiced not only his own
opinion but also that of organised
labor, of capital and of religious and
educational bodies.
For the past eight years, as re
ported by the Military Training
Camps Association in non-political
civilian agency, 234, 358 young men
the camps while
for.’*
BACK TO PAY
A blonde flapper called at the hos
pital the day after an accident.
“I want to see the young man who ! have been enrolled t
was injured in th e auto wreck last. 372.293 applied for such enrollment,
night,” she said. In eight years the number of
“Are you the girl who was with camps increased from ten to fiftv-
him?” asked the dainty young hos- 1 one. So pronounced and obvious
pital nurse. ; have been the benefits that no ef-
“Yes,” was the reply, "and I ( fcctive dissenting voice has been
thought it was only right to come raised against them. To oppose them
and give him the kiss he was trying is generally con-idercd as ridiculous
Jas to oppose good citizenship and the
—SELECTED, feeling prevails that so long as the
youth of the land manifestav such
| THE ABSENT-MINDED GANGSTER j interest in the C. M. T. C., wc shall
He was very forgetful. Often he' know that peace and prosperity have
| would forget what he went out for [ not resulted in “fatty” generation
and return with the same number of | °f man’s mental, moral and physical
; bullets in his gun that he had when J being.
I he went out. Each year finds more young men
Finally the leader tied a string on [ applying with the consequent result
the absent-minded gangster’s finger! that the latter applicants have to be
to remind him h had to kill some- denied the privileges of these camps,
body. No*, only must a young man apply
' One day he did it, and then, ab-1 early to be assured n place in the
; scnt-mindedly, forgot to make a get- > rnmps but he must comply as well
away. | with all the requirements for ac-
! So the authorities tied u rope erptance. The date ho completes
| around his neck to remind him not ! meeting these requirements is the
! to kill anybody else. ! determining factor as to whether or
—R. C. O’BRIEN, j not he goes to camp. Many young
— j men lost their places in camps last
A FAMILY TIE • year because they did not promptly
One of the partners in a big Wall j submit evidence of satisfactory in-
Streot hanking house—an invest- oculation against typhoid and vacci-
nient banker worth many millions— 1 na*ion against smnllpox.
Pas a brother uptown in the cloak | Young men from this state can se-
! and suit trade. The two brothers s
Very little of each other, although
tno clorfc and-suiter often calls nt the
office of his more prosperous bank
er-brother.
The other day, annoyed by his
brother's refusal to leave his private
office i/» see him, the cloak-nnd-
suito insisted upon speaking to him
on ihe telephone.
“Is that you, Sidney?” asked the
eloak-tnd-suiter.
“Yes, I am Mr. So and So,” came
the reply. “Who are you? I’m very
busy.”
“You may not remember me. th;s
is your brother Nathan, I met you
in our father’s house.”—New York
Evening World.
MAYBE THIS ISN’T SO HOT
Shop Assistant (pointing to a row
of chickens)—This chicken, ma’am?
Customer—No.
“This one?”
“No.”
“Well, let me know when I’m get
ting warm.”
—ANSWERS.
MY 4D
4 nice mud-guards
4 wheel brakes,
4 sleek snubbers
When she shakes.
4 new pistons,
4 plugs, too,
4 wide doors
To enter through.
4 bright headlights—
How they shine!
4 more payments—
Then she’* mine!
ARTHUR L. LIPPMANN.
tells ^ou where to go
for Texaco Qasolinc—
the gas that starts you off on the instant
—and no back talk. The gas that keeps
your engine purring right along—and no
heritation. The gas that delivers more
mileage—the new and better Texaco
And Texaco Motor Oii—
the clean, clear, golden oil. Highly refined
—r.ohnrdcarbon— thecolortcllsthejtory.
0. M. ENNIS
General Merchandise
! I lifted my hat
I To brush back my hair
I As I passed where she sat;
| I lifted my hat,
I But she turned me down flat
And gave me the air.
I just lifted my hat
! To brush back my hair.
; oao j
BOSTON CAFE'
information concerning these
camps and submit their applications
to Col. F. S. L. Price, Inf., 215 Red
Rock Building, Atlanta, Ga.
HORSE LAUGH
I wish I had a story to fill tills little
chink
And make the printer’s devils sling
all the wicked ink.
I wish I had a story. Oh, bo, R
makes me curse.
But since I have no story, yoa’U
have to take this verse.
—SELECTED.
Betty Jennings: I paid my fourth
visit to the beauty parlor today.
Mary Farmer. Strange, you eoald
not get waited on.
Laying Msdb—Scratch Feed# and
Baby Chicks Feeds—New shipment
Purina Feeds jnst received nt L. D.
SMITH’S.
FOR RENT—2 back rooms, elderly
couple desired. Mrs. W. T. Bleod-
werth, Midway.
Laying Maah—Scratch Feeds end
Baby Chicks Feeds—New shipment
Purina Feeds just received at L. D.
BL0ATEDJEEUN6
Ami Other Trouble. Welt
Away After Thu Sort
Carolinian Had Takes
Black DranghL
Iva, 8. C.—“I have used Black-
Draught, at intervals, for about five
years,” says Mr. J. F. Gilliland, of
this place. “I take it for Indignation.
"After eating. I would have a
tight, bice ted feeling, and pains in
my .-hest and stomach. I would
rrpit up my food, ar.d some things I
ale would not agree with me at alL
“I would be hungry, but afraid to
cat on account of the indigestion. I
would bo constipated, too.
“Some one told me that I should
try Black-Draught, xvhl'h F did.