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UNION RECORDER. MILLEDGEVILLE, CA., MAY S, lift
t he opening game.
HOOVER’S “WING."
useful work.
aircraft output
Thousand* paid to see the opening
S, tween the Yankees and the
Krd'sox. Fifty million Americans
int know who the Yankees and the
I Hi Sox are. haven’t the faintest idea
i> v *}i:igoras and Thales were.
Tiny are just a shappy, and Thales
and Pythagoras don’t care.
RaM-ball observed that President
Hoover was “wild in his pitch,"
trowing the ball that sUrted Wash-
inrten* 5 baseball season.
Technicians said thst throwing the
medirine ball had “made the Presi-
dint a little strong on the wing.”
“Wins” >' baseball language for
Intelligent baseball men will say
t „ President Hoover, us the artist of
Mid to the ruler, annoyed at be-
infr excelled by him, “God forbid that
you should know as much about this
as 1 know."
There is such a thing as knowing
too much about baseball.
rr:*>ident Coolidge becomes a
director in the New York Life Com
pany in place of the late Ambassador
Herrick.
Such a man as Mr. Coolidge could
r remain idle. And he could with
difficulty find work more useful
tann life insurance. It inculcates
thrift, provides for widows and chil
dren.
The United States, producing 4,600
airplane# in 19118, leads in aircraft
out-put.
France in 1928 built only 1440
Great Britain sells more airplanes
abroad than we do.
France, however, has five time* as
many fighting planes as we have.
Het fighting fleet is so big it makes
Great Britain very polite.
France is the real airplane coun
try. n«> matter what others may
m-uiufacturc. Britain is catching
up. We lag behind, but that will
A gentleman of the American De
fense Society, who would only accep*
immigrants as much as possible like
the Puritans, keeping out others,
.‘ay# "President Hoover doesn't know
as much about immigration as some
Mr. Hoover knows a good deal
mor e about immigration than the
American Defense Society knows.
S’.uyvesar. Fish sues officials that
flopped his yacht, looking for liquor,
of which he had none. It was a new
yacht.
Mr. Fish wants to “protect the
rights of yachtsmen.”
T<. protect the rights of row boats
ind other small craft is or ought to
1 •-. even more important, in a re
public. since there are more cf them.
However, republic or no republic,
stopping a rich man’s yacht seems to
create more excitement than break
ing into a poor man’s house and kill
ing his wife. •
GOODRICH FLEET INVADES
MEXICO DESPITE RESOLUTION
While the smoke of the latest bat-
•iv between the Mexican Federal and
Kevoljtionary forces (still floaleti
llVer the much disputed city of
Juirez, t'.e advi-rturesome crew of ,
the Goodrich Skiver Fleet piloted
1 •' !r caravan of fifteen silvered cars
acro-i the Ri 0 Grande from El Paso
and a corps of peaceful land sailors
mingled their uniformed figures
'‘ith tno^e fo the victorious Mexican
frderals. General M. J. Limon, con
quering Federal general, met them
ai the border and gave them a caval-
0' escort into Juarez.
General Limon, expressed polite I
regrets that the pursuit of the rebels j
demanded his attention elsewhere |
" n d turned the fleet over to Colonel I
urentine Mantabo who headed the'
fjvtdry escort during the fleet’s tour!
| the city. However, General Lim-[
' n he.-itated long enough to sign his'
narru to the fleet scroll which holds'
1 '^natures of hundreds of may-!
^ r \°* American cities and several|
atmnal lawmakers. The mayor of j
** Mexican city and hU chief of
" 1 a * fi0 signed the unique does- 1
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One morning BrYr Rabbit was
skinping down the road just as
chipper as you please when he met!
Mrs. Squirrel.
“How DO you do this handsome !
morning?" asked Mrs. Squirrel.
"Handsome? ! thank you for call-'
ir.g me that," replied Br’er Rabbit.
“I was referring to the day—it’s
a handsome day, but then I do think
your hair is parted beautifully this
morning. I always did admire you,
Br’er Rabbit. I know Mrs. Rabbit
is very proud of you.
“That's just as kind of you as can
«4e. We all need a little encour
agement in this world." answered
Br’er Rabbit.
“You mean, we all need a little
flattery, don’t you?"
•‘Flattery is insincere encourage
ment,’’ launghed the Rabbit.
“Well, sometimes I almost envy
you those beautiful ears. They are [
| 'O long and they stand tip so per-
‘ fectly. I do not believe there is one
hair out jf place on them,” rsaid
Mrs. SquirreL
“Ah, my dear! But you have a
very beautiful tail while 1 have a—"
“You must not refer to your tail,
Br’er Rabbit. It is so short no one
e*er thinks of it Always dwell
upon the pleasant things of this
world like your dear ears, so lovely
and so long. I was just thinking
you might be able to fly some day.
Just think, you would he the only
animal in all the world who could
fly."
The idea appealed to Br’er Rabbit
and he replied: “That’s all very fine,
but how about a Flying Squirrel?"
“How CAN you compare a Flying
Squirrel to yourself? You have such
beautiful ears that you would mfeke
a perfect airship of yourself. But
I must he going," and with that
Mrs. Squirrel departed
4 *Not a btad idea, not a bad idea,”
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jJEDGES JOSH
ybu’d see me here!”
Miss Flatt: “I’m sorry you don’t
think much of my voice, professor.
The people next door say I ought
to go abroad to study.”
Professor: “Yes, but I don’t live
next door.”
Millionaire: “Every dollar I have
was made honeftly.”
Candid Friend: “By whom?”
The big business man had died
and gone to—well, not to heaven.
But hardly had he settled down for
a nice long smoke when a hearty
han dslapped him on the back, and
into his ear boomed the voice of a
persistent salesman who had pester
ed him much on earth.
“Well, Mr. Smith,” chortled the
salesman, "I’m here for the appoint
ment.
“What appointment?”
“Why, don’t you remembfer?” the
salesman went on. “Every time 1
came into your office you told me
thought Br’er Rabbit to himself.
“You conceited rascal,” shouted
Mister Jay Bird from a tree.
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