The Farmers journal. (Homer, Ga.) 1888-1889, May 09, 1889, Image 4

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'I be Great Wwriu t hit-ide. Dispatches from U.dDna iys hundreds cffhoufcCß have keen de si roved by lire si Surd. The loss is placed nti)d,0O0,000. Tie jute mills et Hiu lianah tfc Lye!!. Brooklyn, N. Y., were dr s roved by lire early Thursday morning, Loss $400,000, On the appearance of Boulaa.er ?t a soiree on Thursday night, in J‘; s-ols, the French embassy im Kiv Lately (•ok Ihsir daparlui*. Ex I R esident Grever Cleveland a. os elected a life howary member of the Manhattan Club, at a meet ing and til® board ot governors. The Catholic arshbishep of Phil adelphia publisb.es a statement in answer to inquiries about Ilia views on the prohibit ion amendment. H® is against legislation amendment, lie is against legislation asaram®- dv, and says an appeal to individ ual conscience is the true remedy. The steanuhip Chattahoochee of Sitvanah, Ga, arrived in Nvr York on "Wednesday, throe days overdue and pretty well store tip. Sho eMCouutercd one ot the heav iest gales ever xperienced on the Atlantic coast, nsd came near be iag wrecked. It has been discovered (bat, ow ing to fk@ faulty construction of a Rew Jersey law recently passed in reference to city goverumeats, Trenton will be without a mayor for three weeks, and that the new ly authorized lire aud police com missioner can not be appointed. Sebastian Merdam, a German farmer of St. Cloud, Mian , was en gaged in plowing Thursday. Four ofhis children playing in the field aad following tha furrows, found the roots of wild parsnips and all ate of them, and became violently sick. Three©!'them died in terri ble agony. On Thursday, Pres. Lowery of Lie Minneapolis & St, Paul Street Oar Cos., issued an order reducing the wages of all employes. The company claim it is losing money, and that it trust retrench in order to float bonis with which to build new cable lines. The men are sul lea and uncommunicative, and a gener and strike is looked lor, TL town of Fairburg, 111., has 1 ; 1 quarraatined on account of j :■ prevalence of scarlet lever. X- re , re more than twenty oases i the disease in the little town, r ; six deaths have occurred The i hies, in which the disease pre - arc. not permitted to leave : 1 . 'premises, and provisions are j . 1' i them by acomisaittee ap p 1 by the town board. lir tugs Saugafuckand Cuvier, Is.. it on board United States Mr -!■* s'Cderr of Grand Rapids, Sher j - Ensue of “Soo,” and Sheriff r and thirty deputies from V n.i Mich., all heavily armed, j i< -aptnr© the barges having iioii fir os. mill aboard, and a dc ■ ;e conflict, between the cp p< ug factions is feared Thebarg r- *e now 1 behind Trout Is land, in American waters. They arc* badly ci tains a Uraid te venture out into the la' with them. This is the mill y,\ . i tJbeo- ' -?rs were entleav ovine; to carry to Canada to avoid debts in Michigan. ICv. : aim. Small conducted one of the most •veiling temperance meetings of the prohibition cam paign at Pittsburg, Fa.. ok Wadne* day night. lie was dsnouacisg Lie liquor dealers vigorously as ‘•law biea 1 *r,” when Jacob Kel lar, a wealthy liquor dealer, ob jected. u ii© is oae ot them,” cried a mas in the audience. u Yeu'ro a liar," cried Kellifr. The latter be came demonstrative, and was tak en from the church amid great ev eitemenf. Les'OJulions were pass ed reque ' the court to refuse to grant Kellar renown! of license. One old !:.Vy became so excited that she lushed up to Kell a r as he was leaving the church, and Ktruijx him in the face with hr list, Carl Bunder—Some things he is Puzzled Over. Sometimes my neighbor comes to me und says; i; Mr. Dander, I doan’ like to make von feel bad, but dotpoy of yours go 6 mit der gallows it you doan’ pchave him petter. Ha hits say dog mil seme snowballs yesterday.” der next day’ comes uad somepody preaks my vindow mit a snow ball, und then I goes eudt to shpeak aboudt it he calls me oldt Knicker bocker. I look at hi 10® closely, und la! he vhas dot same neighbor’s poy! i can't make oudt how she vhas. Sometimes my neighbor comes to me und say*: ‘‘Mr. Dunder, von doan’ lif in dis country ao long ash I do, und I like to tell you dot il was agin some law if you put ash es around. I spheak to yen pe cause I vhas your friendt.’’ “Vhell clct makes me ashamed, und I goes off und puys a box. In tw© days a policeman comes und says my neighbor keeps more ashes in his yard dan ho sees pefore in two hoonsred years, und he goes py der Recorder Court und pays a fine. I can't make oudf how she vhas, Sometim?s my frendt conies to. me und say,: “Say, Mr. Dunder, doan’make some fool of yourself. If der poys like yeu to run fer ald ermans in cur ward, decline mil thanks. Pc re vhas no money in it, und der papers sbasn you like some tiefs.” v beH, dor settles me, but vhoE I goes py dor polls to wote, lo! my frendt xla oa der teeket tor alder mans und ia eleated. Soiuepady tells me he pays si ore ash SSOO to be alder mans. I can’t make oudt how sha Sometimes my frendt cetne in and sayt,: “Say, old chappie, I haf always said I liked to kelp yen to a good thing, nnd dar time visas bow comp., I know air- ia on Rivard street who vhs6 awful hard oop. Yea can puy dot be nso urd lot fer one toftrasd del • Jar, aad ks vfeaa wort eighteen boon ered. If you taka Ler warrant you make one tensaad dollar ia a year.” v hell, I p.’lief dot, unci I puys der place. In two weeks l find oudt dot * ■ • sioa i a dot safe, and dot I vhas cheat ed <>y tree aoonered I can’t make oudt haw she vhas. Sometimes det neighbor oa my left hand eosnes to me usd says: “Say, Dander, ©EU pey t I do-.a’ kart year million .foliar, bat I WITH A bottle: Of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral at hand, ono nmy hvt comparatively serum against, tho various ills, uses ari ,in;g fimn sudden change* of temperature, ex posure to drafts and stern.:i, and tfio inclemencies of spring and fall. “Of tins many preparations before tlie public, for the onre of Colds, Coughs, bron chitis, and kindred diseases, there aro n mo, witliln the range of my eaperienco anil observation, so RELEACLE as Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,” writes Thos. G. Edwards, M. I)., of Blanco, Texas. Gtorgo \V. Dick, of Newton, Mass., says: “Two years ago I took a severe cold, which, being neglected, was fol lowed by a terrible cough. I lost flesh rapidly, had night sweats, and was con fined to my bed. A friend advised tho use of Ayer’s Cliorry Pectoral. I began to take tlii3 medicine, and, before finish ing the lirst bottle, was able to sit up. Four bottles effected a perfect cure.” * Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, Prepared by Dr. .T, O. AyerS: Cos., Lowell, Mass, told by all Druggists. Price if 1; six buttles, SO. like to splimk mit yon a leetle. Y"on haf some beer wagsms drive oop in first of your house, aad mv wife vbas a raid der bnblis ebal! pelief it vhas us who was taking beer. Be some good fellows and haf der wagons go in tier alley.” VhelJ, dot lpoks reasonable, und I make ’em do it, but in four days ray neighbor comes home so drunk on | whiskey, dot I haf to help him in his house, und his wite says it vhas 110- pedy’s peesues*. I Can’t make her oudt. Sometimes, ash 1 go to church on S or.d iv, I dad all der saloons open, der pr.ys playing ball, und peeples go ing off on picnics. v hen I goes inside der minister look* tight at me und says: ‘ it presks rev heart dot se many h •■thou in Africa vhas on der broad read to ruin. Plese come down mit soma oostiibutions to save ’em.” 1 ccoie down, but [ can’t make her cut.’’ Poisoned t>y Burning Fur. A ainga’ ar case ot wholesale poison tug that came near proving fatal is re* p< red from tiro Morning Side School lr* Sioux City, lowa, taught by Mis* Hattie Cos tin iff* ShorFy a;ter school was called oa a recent forenoon a pecu liar odor vets noticed, and searching for the soarce, the teacher ©peued the door to Iha closet where the scholars kept their wrap?. A fur cap, belong ing to one of the boys, had fallen into a bucket coataming hot ashes, and war sending off clouds ot smoke. The teacher seized the bucket snd started for the. door, hat when half way across the room was overcome by the smoke and dropped into the nearest rent £.l most unconscious. A boy then took the bucket, bat at once succumbed and fell to the floor. Twenty ol the pupils who sat whera the smoke reached them, were deathly sick, anti were na able to rise alone. By super-human efforts the teacher managed to get the door open, and the fresh air revivod her so she helped the children cut doors, where they lay on : lie ground in agony for a time. A. the end ot three hours ail had reewerai sail - ciontly tube taken homo, but were very weak, it is supposed that pets vu was contained in the coloring mal tar of .ko cap, aad that it v;as eet free by the burning. “Mr. President,” observed Col. Hal ford to Mr. Harrison this morning, Tlave you trivd thenaw puzzle.” “What puzzia, Elijah?” inquired the president gently. “Patting the pigs in the pea, Mr. President." A shade earn® over the president's face. ‘ so,” Eiigab, ha said wearily; “I k Ifcck’s RoadUQ I'rcc! FOR SIX COO'D FAMIBIES- Seud your nawio und tbe name and tul dress of five of yonr neighbors or friends on a postal card and got free for yourself and o-ick of thorn a speoinien copy of the Crcat SSouihom Weekly, The Atlantat'ousiit uuou! our tinea humorous writers, Uncle Remus's word, famious sketches of the plantation darkoy. Bill Arp's humor cun letteis for tho home and hearth stone. Betsy Hamilton's adventures told in cracker dialect. War stones, sketches of travel, news, poems, fan ad ventures, the Farm, the household eev respondenee, a word of instruction and entertainmont. Twelve pages. The brightest and beat Weekly. Please ev cry member of the family. Send r postal lor a specimen copy, free. Address The Constitution, Atlanta Ga. Patents, Caveats, and Tiado-maiks obtained, and all Patent business conducted for moderate lees. Our of- Sec is opposite United States Pateut office, and we can secure patent in less time than those remote from Wash ington. Seud medel, drawing or pho to., with description. We advise if patentable or not, frea of charge. Our fee not due till patent secured. A para phlet, “How to obtain Patents,” with names of actual clients in your state, county, or town, sent free. Address C A; SNOW & CO-, opp. patent office, Washington, D. C, JOB PRINTING |p£jr* Neatly done at this Office at low (rices. Come and examine work Letter Heads,'Bill Heads, Qaida, Post era, Dodgers, Tags, C rcnlars, Mort gage note, Justice Court Subpoenas, Fi Fas, Summons, Ttile Deeds, Etc. l 0 in ®TESTSD*#| Spsa pa HDk % Da. | 1 a% ksD tea iw CATALOGUE vegeutble no /er. neic .-• S'- fg Plants, Bulbs Jmplem’ts. Ee W .a. • r™ 8“ ki Ca Don’t neglect writing for IS. HIRAM SIBLEY & CO, ROCHESTER, N. Y. JHIOAQO, ILL. 35.2-32 C E. Kill St. 12-14 U. Olarl SL *+s If yoa arc a mi.n wPa. jlf yon wo a & of by>lness,Tveak- of Icfe 1 cned bv the Ktrain of Y2;J tersl ol hngover 11 r.d- , vour flu Lies avoid night work, to res- ( stimulants and uao W tore brain ne-veana j i Hep Bitters. *2 waste, Hop B® 1 If you are vounnr and fjj suffering from eny in- j I discretion or disnipa m tion ; if vou are rnar ■ ried or single, old or \A young, suilering from poor health or languish wjing on a bed of me 6 j ! ness, r ly on HO p sjl Bitters. * Whoever you are, Tlinusandß die ! whonmc? yon feel !| 1 nu“Uyr°,’i i°K 1 that your system yfe-.l f ,? rm J f.i 4 nftn‘?ing,t.jn- that might, nx “or rtUuulatmff, bi j havo beenprevenud i K2SSS3 I pep.;.‘a, kianry A Dm Is C.l i or> iruwA'!/ro7ii- f > v r gits an nhpolute | jji'init, di-ease Aw, irresis.a i‘ l jj n p M.-reis. blooc-.jl 1.-. U As. ■?drunkenness, liver orncn*3 Jj ijjj|,. BiiioO of o; ium, You v/Jll be- ’ nTTTP'nfi^’tobacco, or cured K you use. , n|j ( L Hl* fQjziArcotica. • f H a : a never Isaur'''* mi . mayiAi’lp-. cit; nopEirrsms ■ ‘rAILIi ravr.-i fran-’Bodester, S. TANARUS, G: . 'i* L. t———— ATorocto, Ooi A'v"- - r • r A'TTV T. t- ; ivo been sa busy trying to kcqp the hogs out of office that I haven't had tisiio for any other puzzle." Aurt the president picked up a pile of applica tions and muttered a mutter too deep to ba articulated. Ia the good old days, when the Ho mans used to let wilu beasts loose to devour captives, a foil grown lion would id ay as many as so van people | before ho would . get tired ot the fun. 1 One writer telle of .? lion it hick hilled | >e?oKteea p.uioa ii tb'V --’.w-' ! utes. Mont of bhc iliwioses wliirh afflict mankind arc- nrisrin ally caused by ft ili.s irjcmd oondltinu of tbo?* IV FR, For all oompUinti of this kind, such as Torpidity X the I ivor, BilioumiMS, Nervous Dyspepsia, Indijf.- lion, Irrnaalafity of the Bowels, Constipation, Flat i ioncy. Eraotationa °ud Burning of tho RUmaacb 'sometimes cali-d Hoartbrirc), Miasma, Malan-i, Bloody Flax. Chills and Broakbone Favor. Exhaustion before or after Fevers. Chronic JQiar ihiaa. Lose of Appetite, Headache, Foul Breath, incidentid to Femaleo, Boaring-down SSM; STftOIGER’S AURMiI is Invelunbte. It ia not ft panacea for all diseaeeo. but rH dlneaoeaof the LIVER, will STOiWACH and BOWELS. It chonsow tho ooinploxiou from a waxy, yello-.v tint'a, to a ruddv, hoaithy oolor. It entirely removas low, gloomy spirite. It ir nnt> of tha BEST AL TERAViVES and PUHIFIERS OP TtlS BLOOD, and Is A VALUABLE TONIC, STADIGER’S AURANTII i’oic Bf.Le by c*!l Druggists. Price $ [ .CO per bottle. C. 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