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Tunny Sayings. A sign of suniiuor—keep off the grass.—" You look so much like your brother,’* said Dennis to Fhe liru, ‘’that I'could tell ye;: was bro lliers if I’d never seen nit her av ye>: ” —Officer to court—The eharg es against this man is false pre tences. lie shouted he could do up the whole ward, but I guv him one meself and flu red him.—“llowev or you think ot falling in love wilh such a homely fellow? His figure is something awful.” “Yes, but lie has a lovely one at tlie bank.”—A Florida shark swallowed an eight day clock that had accidentally been dropped in-to the water, and seven days later ran ashore to have it wound up.—Fond mother; “You must remember, Em.el.ine, that fine Fathers don’t make a fine bird.” Daughter; “True, mamma, but they do make awfully pretty hats.” —lt is not good to take tea in the middle, of the day. Th i man who fried it in a l’exas grocery store when lie thought the clerk was not looking is authority for this.—An Irishman was planfing shade trees when a passing lady sail!, “You’re digging out the holes, are you, Mr. Haggerty?” “No, mum, oim dig ging out the dirt an’ lavin’ the holes,” —Mr, Kenwood—l hear you are engaged lo Mr. Tallboy? Miss South Park—Who told you? Mr. Kenwood—l have forgotten, but I understand the information came from Jack himself. Miss Sou! hpark —I wish he’d tell me.—Great Law yer; I can not manage a case un less I know all of the facts; you must tell me truly whether you are guilty or not. Accused party (scorn fully.) “d'ye s'pose I’d be fool enough to hire a high-priced law yer like you if I was innocent?”— A discussion arose between the conductor and the driver in a Bos ton horse-car. It grew exciting, but at last the conductor, turning to go to his end of the vehicle, said in a withering manner/ “you have on ly personality; I have individuali ty,—Customer—“I see you are ad vertising full sets ol teeth for SB.” Denti t (cautiously)—“Y-e-s, sir, Do you live at home?” Customer —“No, I board,” Dentist (with dignity)—yo u eerfa inly cin not ex pect an $S set to be of any use to you in a hoarding house, sir. My charge to you will be $25.” —Will you \. ' ? for my bill? inquired the lobbyist of fho legislator. “No, sir; your bill is a swindle,” replied the latter. “ Why, man, you must have the wrong bill in mind. I mean tins f ty-doliar bill,” said the legislator, after examining it critically. “I’ll vote for it of course.” “\Vh.at is ii dear?” asked his wife, passing her cool hand over his troubled brow; “what is on your mind?” “Nothing,” answered the poet, mournfully, gazing at the blank Greet of pap a-before him; “noth ing, I assure you.” Farmer say aiat bon. i- oa product ttiat i" f : a. bet dr/ i” . n . I f v. this, to comb •' To i A Famous Constantinople Bridge, The most favorable place for see ing the life of Constantinople is on the bridge over the Golden Horn, uniting (l.ilata and Stamboul. This rickety old wooden concern is one ot the most democratic promenades in the world, and all classes jostle against each other as they pass to arid fro on errands of traffic or curi osity. Here the boats from the towns on the Bosphorus and from Fculari land their passengers at all hours of the day. Moneychang ers sit at either end to give, for a consideration, small change for gold and silver coins. Turkish money is unreliable as Turkish pol itics, and one must be centinually on bia guard against clipped, scraped and perforated pieces. Passing over the bridge you must have the exact ’oil, f<r the guardian gives no change. Carriages with screened windows and driven by tall, slender, black eunuchs, v 1! along with their unseen occn pants. The high official of army or stale, wearing black European suits aad the r ct i< z. riding fiye Arab hors es, goes by in apparent indifference to the swaying masses. There are Chris tian women without veils. The veil* ed women are Mohammedans, their dark eyes alone being teen of their fiees. Their feet wear gayly colored slippers, with high heels. The Turk ish pantaloons barely come to the an kles. The outer drees is plain in style, but usually gay in color. Mohamme dan priests with white turbans and black, yellow or green gowns, the Greek and Armenian priests in black and wearing bushy beards, are mingl ed with the throng. Beggars in tat-, terod garments exhibit their infirmities with the hope of alms. Turks, Greeks and Italians, Frenchmen and Levan tines, men from the far East and from tho West, mingle together, olio ring a scene of infinite variety to the student of human nature. Origin of O. K. Moses Folsom of Portownsend, sends the following sketch of the origin of the u;e of the letters O, Iv., which, he states, was furnished him personally by James Parton: While at Nashville in search of material for his history, Mr. Par ton found among the records ot the court of which Gen. Jackson had been judge a great many legal doc uments endorsed O. li, which meant “Order Recorded,” but often so scrawlingly written ihat one could easily read if as 0. If. If Maj. Downing noticed a bundle of papers thus marked upon Pres Jackson’s table, documents, per haps. from his former court, it is very easy to see how a punster could imagine it to be 0. If., or “oil torrect,” No doubt. So ha Smith, who wrote under the nom de plume of klrjor Jack Downing, had much to do with creating the impression that Pres. Jackson was unlettered and illiterate, whereas many existing personal letters, millitary reports, court opinions and state papers show to the contrary. He lived before the day of stenographers and typewriters, and yet carried oa a voluminous correspondence. Hundreds of his letters to old sol dier friends, are still preserved as heirlooms in the South, and his i ■ vdi work is numerous in % Wnsh- FSSTEI ft PifJTTg p m S 111 t i dub 2L L Of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral at hand, ono may feel comparatively seeuro against tho various diseases arising from sudden changes of temperature, ex posure to drafts and storms, and the inclemencies of spring and fall. “Of the many preparations before tho public for tlio cure of Colds, Coughs, Bron chitis, and kindred diseases, there aro none, within tho range of my expcrienco and observation, so RES, IA EI. E as Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,” writer, Thos. G. lid wards, M. D., of Blanco, Texas. George W. Dick, of Newton, Maas., says : “Two years ago I took, a severe cold, which, being neglected, was fol lowed by a terrible cough. I lost flesh rapidly, had night sweats, and was eon iinecl to my bed. A friend advised tho use of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. I began to take this medicine, and, before finish ing the first bottle, was able to sit up. Pour hottle3 effected a perfect cure.” * lIJOu Ovens e y S wGIoJ d.2j Prepared >*y T>r.*T.C. Aversc To., f.rwell. MArp. t3oid by ull Trice $1; si:; bottler, -v-L ssliei-ifl' fcfiitle. Banks County. Georgia —There wiil be sold before the court house door in the town of Homer, within the legal hours of sale on the Ist. Tuesday in Aug. 1889, the following described iaDds, to-wit; —One hundred and four teen and 75-100 (114 3*4) acies more or less described as follows; beginning at a black gtnn corner 100 yards s. w. from B.T. Smith’s spring, thence south 11 degrees 22 GO chains to a ttone, ther.ce south GG degrees’w. 14 70 chairß to a pino, thence south 45 degrees E 3 50 chains to a stake, thence N. 79 degrees, w 16 81 chains to a stake, thence S. 2 chains, thence 7 12 E, 350 chains, thence s. 12 de grees, E. 11 chains to a stake, thence s. 20 degrees, e. 4 70 chains, thence s. 80 degrees, o. 11.18 cha ins to a stone, thence n. 70 degrees, e. 27 50 to a black gum, thence n. GO degrees, e. 17 50 chains to a pine, thence n. 36 degrees, w. 16 25 chains, thence n. 2 degrees, e, 869 to a pine, thence w. G 47 chains, to a black oak, thence n 36 degiees, w. 12 55 chains to ihe beginning corner. Levied on to satie ty ali la issued from the superior court of Banks county in favor of the American Freehold Land Mortgage Company of London. Limited agaiust Francis M. Jordan. Written notice given as required by law. Properly pointed out by plffs. attorney. This dune 25, 1889. W. A. Sc jggms, Sheriff B. C. Georgia Banks County. To all whom it may concern: —J M. Merritt has in due form applied 10 the undersigned for permanent letters of administration on the estate of Mary J. Hendiix, late of said county, deo’d., and 1 will pass ttpou said application on the Ist. Mon day in Aug. 18S9. siveu uuifcr oiy hand and official signature first (iav ot July 18S9. T. F. Hill, Ordinary. ington. He was evidently a rapid penman, and made greater use of capital letters than is ike present custom, but misspelled words and stumbling sentences were few and far between. Restored to a Homo of Wealth, S. B. Sanderson of Joilett, 111., came to Los Angeles, Cal., a few weeks ago with his family to settle permanently. lie is wealthy, and live years ago had an only daugh ter, Estelle, wh > at 10 eloped with a handsome brakeman named Jas. O’Brien. The girl wished to be for given; Sanderson turned her out, Her husband was. soon killed in an accident, and she supported herself as a governess. She recently drift ed to Los Angeles, but lost her posi tion and began to make a porscm al canvass of houses for tvork. She rang the bell of her father’s house with tut knowing the name of the occupants, and mother and daugh ter thus met fur the first time since the estrangement. The prodigal was welcomed and restored from a hungry, houseless wanderer to a I home of wealth.—[Chicago Herald. 1 A Week’- eiioG 700. CTJL GOOD FAMILIES* Send yonr name and tho name and iJ dress of five of your neighbors or friends on a postal card and yet !r>'o for yourself and each of them a specimen copy of the (ilrcnt Womhern Weeidy, 'i Itv Atlaitta t’omuit a don! our tiuee humorous writais, Unolc Remit -• word, larnious sketches of tho plantation dirkey. Bill Arp’s humor Cits lutteis for the heme anil health stone. Betsy Hamilton's adventures told in ct acker dialect. War stone.-., sketches of travel, tews, poems, tun ad ventures, the Farm, the household ecr respomlence, a word of instructijn and. entertainment. Twelve pages. The brightest and best Weekly. Please ev ery member of the family. Send r portal tor a specimen copy, free. Aidie-s The Constitution, Atlanta Go. ‘-fonts, Caveats, and Tiade-mark. X obtained, and all Patent business conducted for moderate lees. Oar of fice is opposite Uaifed States Patent (.dice, aud we can secure patent inles* time than those remote from Wash ington. Send me del, drawing or pho to., with description. We advise il patentable or not, free of charge. Our fee not due till patent secured. A pant phler, “How to obtain Paten’s,” with names of actual clients in your state, county, or town, sent free. Address C A- SNOW & CO-> . opp. patent office, Washington, i). C, JOB PRINTING Neatly done at this Office at low | rices. Come and examine work. Letter Heads, Bill Heads, Cards, Post ers, Dodgers, Tags, C radars. Mort gage note, Justice Court Subpoenas, Fi Fas, Summons, Title Deeds, E c. smit Bi’or li;voi*cr-I Emily Florence Shore! Libel for Di vs. > vorce iu Banks John xk. Shore. ) Superior coitrr March Term 1889. It appearing 1o the court by the re turn o! tlie sheriff in the ab*vo stated case, that the deft, does not reside in said county, nor in the state, and it furl her appearing that he does not re side in this state, and by affidavit that he resides in the state ot Mississippi, it is therefore ordered by the court that service be perfected on the deft, by tire publication of this order once a month for four months, before the next term of this court, in the Farmers Journal, a newspaper published in Banks coun ty, Georgia. This 21 day of March 1889. G. w. nrown. Libellants Attorney. Granted, m l. Hutchins, judge s. c. A tiue extmet fioru minutes of Banks superior court., this May 14, 1889. ‘ L. N. Turk, clerk. Notice! Georgia, Banks County —Will be let to the lowest bidder at Wright's upper bridge, on the 27‘h day of July 1889. the budding of said bridge, eou tractor to furnish all the material. Bond to diuble the bid with good se curity will be required of the party or parties receiving the contract. Speci fications ou hie at ordinary’s office. T. F. Kill, ordinary. • June 28, 18S9. 4vr . . -■ q■. ? y VI -- - • : -i " , (•:j V.* A i. . -• ■ ' i •• Vi:. .... J r aCJ. 20 UMil NSQUARIi,NY. -W.. CH[£S-lfct. A TLANTA,GfI^ c -'- j£ r -3 S'f.LCUIS.MQ. i ’.t. ■r’.;'"" r CALt.fiS.TEH. G. p. Bcoaci Furniture £Jo- Oaiaos vi c os* i is* I 0 ; viiii te aa pleasant and anx* to plcasi in your home aa you sr in ;L" company of ycur ooigb bora, you easy haXe one of tie happiest home ia the world. The greatest kj an of a can?'Jr*,, s that the Forth Bridge, Soot 2 * <• „ * fi' / ' yj i, * ■ -- - r>o’ • . V , ■ - ' G, ; ' > .. . Y.VV-. •• L -/ . / • -* a * * . r •, * ’ • . 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