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By the Monitor Pubto.hing Cor any-
MORGAN, GA., ;SEF. ,lfi 189 “
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Hare you said a good word for
3lorgan this week?
Do you think a paper should bide
fiolitical corruption or expose ;!*
Miss Eollen Dortch says it’s better
■to be an old man’s darling than a
young man’s slave.
The affable editor of the Calhoun
‘County Courier dropped in to chat
a while with us Tuesday. Wo were
in.
Subscribers wishing to stop the
Monitor will pleaso remit just tho
-amount they owe tho paper, no more
nor no less. Your subscription began
February J 17th ’ 1897 ‘
Who aro tho truest to their trust,
an old man or a young one? Wo
prefer to place our destiny in the
hands of old peoplo—our fathers ami
mothers aro n little older than wo are.
Moments mu nedloss if trlflcdaway; and
they arc dangerously wasted if consumed
by delay In cases whore One Minute Cough
Cure would bring relief. MrAS.T.l lay t n,
Morgan ; P. K. Boyd, Leary; Henry Tur¬
ner, Edteon.
il. B. Poriy was hanged at Deca¬
tur Wednesday noon for tho killing
of Bely Lanier. If won and women
would wily take warning from this
sad affair.
Aro the influential people of our
town going to dilly-dally until tho
4 hog is run over thorn” on tho rail¬
road question? Gr shall we secure !
the railroad and run over somebody’s
fine(?) bog?
If you have ever soon a little child in a
paroxysm of whooping cough, or if you
have been annoyed by a constant tickling
In tho throat, you can appreciate tho value
of One Minute Cough Cure, which gives
■qubit relief. Leary; 8. T. Clayton, Morgan; P.
fl. Boyd. Unary Tumor, Edison.
J urtice Court of the 1123 district.
<4. M., was hold at the court house
yesterday, Justice J. N. Dauioll pro>
siding. The usual routine business,
was transacted. None of tho cases
were of public importance, hoiic.o we
fail to publish the proceedings.
Some of our citizens—and wo have
talked to many on tho subject-say
that Governor Atkinson has taken
tho right stand on tho convict
u-’ss, white , others , say that , ho a: tod
too hastily. If the Governor moans
what „ r n„. i,„ he sats ________ wo aro with lam, . , but .
It he is just Simply trying . to make
political shoot, will capital forever out hereafter of tho move try this its |
best to knock the props from under
him.
The Albany Herald says that while
passing through the woods near
Bacon’s Ferry on Friday afternoon,
Mr. R. J. Bacon, Jr., discovered,
about a hundred yards from tho river
bank a human skeleton ovedently
that of a man. No ono is missing
from that locality, and tho presump
t on is that the skeleton ts that of
some man drowned during a period
of high waters. There wore no
clothes identification. or anything to furnish a clue
for
Did you over see two dogs got fo
fighting ovor a bono, and did you
over seo a third dog step quietly up
and walk off with it? Well wo have
if you haven’t. Moral: while the
honorable town council of our sister
town is squat ling ovor a place to put
their handsome academy, you just
pack a trunk for your little follows
and send them ovor to M organ and
we’ll care for them, yes we will!
This is beyond doubt tho farmer's
year. With a wheat crop worth not
less than $520,000,000, a corn crop
$720,000,000, cotton that will soli for
$320,000,000,oats worth $200,000,000.
rye and barley adding $7,000,000
to these figures, making a grand total
of two billion dollars, with hav, eggs,
fruits, vegetables and dairy and meat
products yet to be heard from, there
will be small ohanee for raising a
calamity sections, cry this year in Philadelphia tho agricul¬
tural says tho
Times.
In ordering the midemoanor con¬
victs hack to their counties Governor
Atkinson acted rather hastily. IL
should have waited until tho Legis¬
lature met and disposed of tho lease
system. Now, what will the counties
do with their convicts, if they are
turned back on their hands? The
Monitor would make the sugestiou
that each county furuish the jails
with nice funrnit.ure, carpets, etc.,
and give the boys a good time, unless
they can be worked upon the public
roads. We cannot understand tho
Governor's move, perhaps lie docs.
If is straii/* t tc. at the
, iim-a>;vty -fJ ru I vot in M exico
and O f t topert- of the ill. : n <J
; rr.rj-.-n that << rv coW shook!
high a -r r luin. It is to he
hojxjd the ult will not Is- a financial
craMi that will involve tho tat crests of
American copiMieUin Mexico as well
M tho people of tbot brave ami progress-
ive republic. While railroad boildiag
in the Onitod Stirf-cs has been stagnant
in the past few years this industry in
M< xico bos steadily grown und prosper-
ed- This year there will be added be-
twcon 4,000 and 5,000 miles of new
railroads to those already in operation
‘fhi re. Several of the new lines are long
and important. One, soon to 1st
jileted, will connect Vera Crux, on the
gulf of Mexico, with the Pacific port of
Acapulco, thus running across Mexico.
Another lino will cross Mexico from
eost to west, K begins at El Paso del
Nortc, on the Rio Grande, in the state
of Chihuahua, and crosses to Topolo-
bnrnpo, on tin; gulf of California, where
the unfortunate attempt was made by ;
Borne enthusiastic Americans to found a ■
model co-operative colony. This road
passes through wbafcwlll in time be the
richest part of Mexico. Another road
will bring the Vera Cruz coffee fields
,!lto couneafion with shipping famli-
tdlh '
These are only a few of the roads
that arc now under construction in our
sistor republic. Mexico will be spider
webbed with road* crossing her rich tor-
ritory in all directions. The money to
build them has been furnished by
American and Europeau capitalista
Value of Vital Statistics.
Tho keeping of general statistics in
regard to life and health 1ms been tbo
best sanitary measure over adopted. If
an unusual number of deaths occurred
in any given locality, investigation has
at c.nco thus boon directed to the cause,
It bus bowi shown that mortality is tho
highest in overcrowded slum districts
uf the cities. Immediately thereupon
measures have boon taken to pull down
tho overcrowded, unsanitary buildings,
to scatter the population and to make
tliem observe more cleanly habits. If an
epidemic or contagious disease pre¬
vailed, the friendly statistics showed
that, too, and immediately lioalth aa- |
tharitios studied to provide reniortte.
and tako precautions against tbo spread 1 ,
cf the sickness.
Nearly f.O years ago Mr. William
Fnrr, who became associated with tho I .
English health registry office, rocom-
mended that a strict record bo kept of
every ease of ilinoss from any cause
whntever in each small district, so that
every time anybody was sick in tbo
whole United Kingdom it might be
noted down. This plan ought to bc
adopted everywhere. Tho fact that a
public record would be kept of him and
his cuso every time a person bad an ill¬
ness of any sort would go far toward
frightening peoplo into keeping per¬ !
fectly well.
'
Tho beantlfll , and mcful ^ta, a ,u-
minium is ilav only 80 cents a pound i
In I860 it was fl)8 a pound, and the
general , opimou was that , it would never
1)0 WHch ‘ h ‘ u i ,1 'L because it was so hard
to extract from tho clay of which it
formed , , so largo , a purt . But r . , soioatiflo ,
men ge { their minds to work on tbo
problem r.ud by 188(1 tlw bright metal I
ha.l , , dooliixd , ,, to $1J a pound. It u now
cheap enough to bo introduced largely
into domestic mid manufaotoriiig iudue-
trios. It- is already extensively utilised
for shining kitchen utensils. For the |
backs of hair brushes und for other toi¬
let articles it is lighter than silver ,
and '
does not tarnish likorsilver. It seems
now as if it might bo utilized exten¬
sively in place of iron nail steel for ar¬
ticles to bo used at the seashore, where
needles, scissors, knives and forks,
hinges and screws are attacked and
eaten by tho salt sou damp. At least a
strong alloy of aluminium might bo j
used for these articles apparently, even !
if the pure tuotal itself could not be. At j
any rata this experiment is worth mak-
ing.
Nicola Tesla is said to have com-
pl.tesi the apparatus which will enable
him to telegraph around the world
without wires. By n device of his in¬
vention ho says he ran disturb tho elec¬
tric currents continually playing
through tho ground of the earth’s sur¬
face. Other apparatus which bo has pre¬
pared will enable these currents to be
tapped at any point and the disturbance
noted and measured. A system of tele¬
graphing can easily bo adapted to the
invention. This telegraphing through
the earth without wires has hern the
dream of Tesla for yours. In a different
way Marconi, the young Italian iu
Great Britain, has also cither wholly or
partially solved the problem.
"I know I am poor, but it is hard
enough to bear without everybody
knowing it,” exclaimed a woman to
whom a sensational newspaper had sent
a doctor under tho plea of giving her
aid and then sent a reporter and had
her whole story “written up” and her
picture published, all for the single
purpose of exploiting tho sensational
newspaper.
Tho railroads of tho United States
pay annually in interest on their bonds
alone $910,000,000. This perhaps ex¬
plains why railroads arc not paying
much in dividends nt pi 'seat.
A Sure 'lliti'vr far Yam
A transaction in which yournnnot loscise
sureItiing. ItU.ousness. sick In adachc. far.
red tongue, fever, piles and a thousand other
ti.a are caused by constipation uud sluggish
liver. CaHonret* Candv t-'alharttc, the won¬
derful new liver stimulant and iutosiina',
tonic are by all druggists guaranteed to cure
or money refunded C. <J i’. are a sure
thing. Sample aud Try booklet a box to-day; l0e„ 35c., 50o.
free. See our big ad.
If you expect to grew up with the
town don’t sit idly by and wait for
your town paper and other friends
to shove you along.
( McKhUity and the Star,*.
It ;r, ur■ %mtnt-j our -read* to learn what
a star nrfedrnrt discerns in the planet*
' and other holerrial orbs 1tr President
McKinley end the American people da?-
ing the present administration. It i«
in tho middleagoe'er the dark such,
but « the clow of Uw nineteenth arm-
tory, that this astrologer makes his pro-
dictions. Astrology used to frighten
king.-. Now it wnnsoa the curious and
t!>c idle, ami it still serves as n»-fnl a
putjxixn m it did then.
nn^ astrologer, Jnlius Erickson,
makes his prophecies in the magazinc-
Intelligence. Wo skip lightly over the
cusps and trines and bouses and do-
greos. Likewise we quote without note
comment the statement that “the
mil verse is one grand electrified field or
magnet, eternally shedding its potent
influence on all things great or small ’*
Ak the timr . McKinley became presi-
aent the moon and Venus “wore fortn-
natoly placed in the house of honor ”
The moon means tho people, or “public
M large. " That indicates astrologirallv
that the peoplo will have much power
during this administration, and those
who want to oppress or bamboozle them
ton y wcll take warning.” Then,
again, the fortunate positions of the sun,
Venus and Mars denote that we shall
bavo a rousing and firm "American pol-
icy— nothing half way in it” And hero
again thoso concerned may look out,
particularly Spain, our astrologer inti-
mates. Harmony will exist between
president and congress, the army and
navy will be Increased, and the general
condition of the people will improve.
says wo way confidently look
forward to prosperous times after tho
spring of 1806, although grave qncs-
tions must be settled this year. Wo
would like to have tho prosperity now
if wo could get it, at onoo. The grave
questions wo coukl put off till next
spring. There is to bo a large number
of accidents, flroa and disasters, and a
national school or academy will collapse
(,T do something dreadful, and in con-
motion with this will be brought out
soiao strange history. There will be hot
theological and religions disputes. One
could predict that without being on as-
trologer, however.
President McKinley will have plenty
of enemioH and opposition, but he will
H tand like tho pyramids” and over-
com «- This year tbore will be “serious
*!°t aD d disorder against the wealthy,
probably in Illinois.” Why in Illinois?
Why ba3 tlw « 8teolo 6 cr “ B k ito «*
Tins summer some famous Americans
l a «*. again. ™ may observe
anybodycou d bavetod thatwith-
" 8 W ” have so many
distinguished Americans that not a
P««soswUhout tho death of some
° “ br ° th a d °“' have “Tf W f*' filled with *" thorn f ‘f there 00 *
ar ° <:nOUKh to muko a uutk)Q hal<
mast its flags every few weeks.
Publicly, the administration of Mc¬
Kinley will be a stormy one. We aro to
moot with “rebuff or treachery from
somo foreign power” before this year is
22 8111,8 04 , Waited T,hTr plutocrats !”’? wili !n° get Tit two-
[T"T- this administration. TT i l ‘ P There T> nd dfn will -n be ‘ " war i
or danger of war at somo time in the
next throe yours, and moro and more of
our greatest, men will die, “scholars,
toon of science, divines and politicians. ”
Still there is consolation in tho thought
that however mauv of those great ineu
dio wo shaU cuatiDoe to have enough
^ o{ tUe lUwL ^
tlciaus.
Tbo people, nevertheless, will prosper
through it all, and events between now
and 1901 will tend to "benefit them
effectively aud permanently. ” No one
cares so much about the rest, if this
part of the prediction comes true.
A little Ohio girl only 9 years old
lately savod her mother from drowning
in tho canal south of Cleveland. The
child could swim, tbo mother could not.
The littlo girl was probably too young
to get panicky, assho might have done if
sho had boon oldor. At any rate, when
the mother was struggling in the water
tho child instructed her to keep paddling
With her hands under water, the fingers
being held eloso together to prevent ber-
ft0lu Binking . Unlike some women,
tho mother had sonse enough to keep
her head on and obey the directions of
her small daughter, who could swim.
While she continued paddling with her
hands tho little girl swam to her. Then
tho little heroine put ono band nnder
tho mother’s chin, aud, while swimming
with her feet and free hand, steered the
woman to the canalboat from which
sho had fallen. Then both climbed into
the boat. That child deserves a gold
modal, and a big one.
The people of Central America soeru
to bo as volcanic as their own soil and
are always iu eruption over something.
Even the Greater Republic of Central
America, composed of Nicaragua, Costa
Rica aud Salvador, cannot keep quiet.
It is now in eruption because it thinks
it does not approve of Captain W. L.
Merry, whom President McKinley has
appointed minister to thoGrenter Repnb-
lie
■v Egg Ecodfr-B Snake.
There is one species of snake, in the
genus deirodon, which feeds exclusively
npoa the eggs of small birds. Its teeth
aro very small and are soon lost. The
eggs are swallowed whole, and when
passing through the gullet are broken
by a device somewhat similar to tbo giz¬
zard.
I ask you especially for your fall
aud winter trade, with tho expecta¬
tion of holding same always. My
prices will save you money. 1 have
notified some by mail. Hope yen
will hear from me. and that I may bo
successful in gaining your trade.
Mrs. E. M. Crittenden, i
Shelltuan, Ga.
OUR 'SftALLE-R COLLEGES.
tn Mans m They Ate IXolng Iiettor
Work 'a';«u tine- Lapjer IhsMtaUoDi*.
There ,:: r n ’■-'■/eg fa - tc about
**“ * maI ! American college, ”
s' 1 '! ;T< ? A ;J? oU “J.j 1 * ES K>3
nf promuW.eT^ucreM w°
have' risen to
aro gnMuatea of colleges whose names
are scarcely known outside of their own
states. It is a fact also that during the
past ten years the majority of the new
and best methods of learning have em¬
anated from the smaller colleges and
have been adopted later by tho larger
ones. Because a college happens to be
unknown 200 miles from the place of
its local ion dexjs not always mean that
tho college is not worthy of wider re¬
pute. The fact cannot ho disputed that
the most direct teaching and ucces-
sarjiy the teaching most productive of
good results is being done in the small-
61 i‘“ ej:ican rouges. !
The names of these colleges may not
be familiar to tho majority of people, j
but that makes them none the less wor-
thy places of learning. The larger col- |
leges are unquestionably good, but !
there ure smaller colleges just as goc-d I
and in some respects better. Some of !
the finest educators wo have are attached
to the , faculties of tho smaller iustitu-
tions of learning. Young girls or young
men who arc being educated at one of
tho Bmallor colleges need never feel
that the fact of the college being a
small cue places them at a disadvantage
in comparison with tho friend or ccm- i
pamon who , 1ms . been sent to a larger
and better known It ;
college. in not tho
college; it is the student. > I
Trieka oi* the Teachers.
The other day a pupil in ono of tho
public schools asked the teacher to do a
little example in grammar, and since
then what seemed at first to be a simple
problem Iioh had the serious considera¬
tion of oil the pedagogues in tho com¬
munity, and it has been unanimously
agreed that there ib no rule in grammar
to cover the point raised. Tho young¬
ster’s proposition waa this:
"It is two miles to Woodfords, Now,
please write under that sentence,
‘There are two twos in tho above sen¬
tence. 1 i •
That is what tho boy said. He did
not submit tho problem in writing, and
when the teacher tried to follow his
injunction she found out the reason
why. It dawned on her that there were
not two twos, neither were there two
tos, and how to express in writing what
was easy enough to do verbally she as¬
certained to be impossible.
The boy responsible for the foregoing
must be a near relative to tho youth
who asked hie teacher bow to spell
Paris green, and when ehe replied,
‘P-a-r par, i-s, paris, g-r-e-e-n, green;
Paris green,” retorted:
' ‘No; yon’ro wron g. You oan ’t spell
paris green, or blue, or any other color.
You can't spell it anything but paxia ”
—Portland Argus.
Taken tJnuwares*
The Bank of Franco has a camera so
arranged that the picture of any sus¬
picious visitor may be secured without
tho suspected individual knowing that
he has been caught.
h - I TTeeTsmilc
Tho VVifc-Wbat there
ts on the baby’s face, John I
n ««hnnd—Yes, he’s probably
dreaming that he's koenina kocpiug me me awakn awake.
-Town Topics
Once iu awhile it cornea home to ns
Atnerieaus bow fortunate we aro to livo
in this republic, as, for instance, wfaeo
wo rood that there ts ev-en in Franco a
law against “insulting foreign sov¬ !
ereigns. ” Wo in tho United State* may
make faces at any potentate under the
sun, even our own president, if we en¬
joy that sortof thing, ami nobody cares.
But if we did the some in Franco we
should lay ourselves liable to a maxi¬
mum fine of $00 and imprisonment for
a term of throe months to a year. It
was a remarkablo case under this law
when, recently, the editors of a “Young
Turk” paper iu Paris, the Meehveret,
were haled before tho court for saying
bard things of Abdul Hamid, sultan of
Turkey. Tho scene iu tho court was a
strange one. Tho sympathy of nil pres¬
ent, the judge himself, waa with the
daring, liberty loving young Turks,
Ahmed Rizza and Ganera, though tbo
law required that an example should be
made of them. The trial drew to tbo
courtroom somo of tbo most eloquent
and famous men in France, all there to
speak for tho prisoners. Henri Roche¬
fort sent a letter declaring tho sultan’s
secretary had informed him (Rochefort)
that Emperor William of Germany had
recoi v, d a bribe of $240,000 from Abdul
Hand U Tho offenders were fined
with tbo privilege of being excus'd
from paying that. The young Turks
wore applauded as they left the court¬
room.
In bis recent book on “Tho Peoplo
For Whom Shakespeare Wrote” Mr.
Charles Dudley Warner quotes from
William Harrison, a writer of 300 years
ago, an extract explaining why English¬
men eat so muoh. William says: "The
situation of our region, lying uoure un¬
to the north, doth cause the heat of oar
stomachs to be of somewhat greater
force; therefore our bodies do crave a
little mere nourishment than the inhab¬
itants of the hotter region are accus¬
tomed withal, whose digestive force is
not altogether so vehement, because
their internal heat is not so strong as
ours. ”
It looks much as if the last word had
not yet been spoken iu the Turkish war
settlement
Nine-tenths of all the trouble in this
life comes from bad temper.
No man or woman can enjoy life or ac¬
complish muech in this world while suffer¬
ing from Risers, a torpid liver. DeWitt’s Little
F.ariy the pills that cleans tho or¬
gan, E. Boyd, quickly. S. T. Clayton, Morgan; Edison. i J .
Leaiy; Henry Turner,
A . , ball . at the , Thornton mi , !
was given
House last, night complimentary to
the their Misses homo Nelson, in Meridian who will leave j
easy t»n nmniiE.
HOW A SMART LEV, YORK YOUNGSTER
TOT THE JOS
An OfBcc liar tVHo iauc't ftcrn*« < !f^-
retr,.H Wa. Wuneei, and
cant’a l-'i!.*. cn W.-ro Ctoee.y Uxandned.
Bnt the Man oi Affairs Was Outwitted.
A prosperous man of affairs who has
hie offices in a down town sfcyecraping
ftructuro entered the building the oth¬
er day with a disturbed look on his
face. Although a men with full confi¬
dence in binuself and one whose judg¬
ment was considered second to no one
elsa’s in the street, he was extremely
doubtful of the result of the task before
him. He was la trouble because his
office boy had left him and he was
forced to engage another. The boy who
gone had been a pretty good one as
fcoyg go. He had bossed the boa 3 aud
run the office for about a year and was
all right when he had his own way,
oce unfortunate afternoon he told
thg boss that he wanted to got off, as
hie Brother-in-law had died and he de-
sirtjcl to go to the funeral,
*<j v/fin t to go to the ball game my-
«,]?.” gai d the "old man,” chuckling,
as he recalled how many times that old
f uoera i exousel had been sprung on him
0 jg ce b 0 y g) << g0 i guess, James, you
wiU have - to mind shop today.”
Jamea didn’t appear at the office next
morning, but an irate woman who said
she was his mother did, and she aouiid-
ly berated the employer for his inhu-
II1Ruity iu keeping James away from his
brother-in-law’s funeral.
The boss tried to explain matters by
saying that be thought James only
wanted an excuse to go to tho ball game
and that he did not know there had
been a death in the family, but it waa
no good. The whole family branded the
old man as a brute of the deepest dye,
and James did not roturn to his duties.
In consequence of this tho omployor
inserted an advertisement in one of the
newspapers for an office boy, and he bad
got down to the office half an hour
earlier than usual to receive tho appli¬
cants for tho place.
There was a long lino of them in tho
hallway in front of bis office, and ho
heard touch criticism, some favorable
and some otherwise, on bis general ap¬
pearance as ho pushed his way through
the throng. He called tba boys into his
office one by one and subjected eaoh of
them to a searching examination as to
his experience, fitness, etc. Ho invaria¬
bly finished up with tho question, “Do
yon smoke cigarettes?” Tho boys as in¬
variably declared that they did not.
“Never smoked one o’ ther dope
Sticks in me life, ” declared tho firet boy
called into tho office.
"Didn’t, oh?" replied the “old man.”
"Let rue see your fingers. ” The young¬
ster’s fingers were stained a deep dirty
yellow color, and he was told he waa
Dot wanted.
"Dat’s not oigarute stain, dat ain’t,”
insisted tho second boy called into the
Office. “Dat’s paint off me fader’s
boueo. ”
The excuse wouldn’t work, however,
and he was ushered out, as were several
more young aspirants for office honors.
Finally a bright eyed, redheaded
youngster entered the office and answer¬
ed all the questions propounded to him
in a satisfactory way.
"Now, my boy," came tbo final test,
“toll roe truthfully, do you smoke cig¬
arettes?"
“What’s them? Those littlo paper ci¬
gars?” answered the youth.
“Yes, exactly.”
"Nope. Never drew ono nf thorn in-
ter me lungs in mo life, ” continued the
boy.
1 ' Left me ere yo or hands. ”
Tbo boy poked out a chubby fist at
him. The man examined it critically,
but failed to doteot tbo slightest evi¬
dence ai tobacco stain.
“You’re engaged,” he finally said.
“Dully for you I” repliod the youth,
"So long. I’ll be ter work in de morn¬
ing.’' He then went out, whistling
“There’s Only One Girl In the World
For Me," and joined his anxious com¬
rades in the hallway.
"Youse tellers can all go home,” ho
said,
“What’s ycr given us? Did ye? get
der job?” piped half a dozen voices.
“Bet ycr life,” replied the urohin.
Thera was a loud murmur of surprise
from tho crowd, and finally one of the
youngsters exclaimed:
"How’d yer do it, Cbirnmy? Do old
man said dat ho didn’t want no dope
stick smokers, an yer knows yer was do
wursest dopo fiend in der push. ”
“Oh, youse fellers was so slow dat
yer make mo tired,” replied Chimmio
in a disgusted tone of voice. "Course I
hit de dope sticks, but d’ye t’infe I
wusn’t outs ‘uough ter keep it from do
ole man?”
“Guess yer had a poll or yer couldn’t
have fooled his jo blots," said one of
tho youngsters.
‘‘Easiest t’ing in de world,” answer¬
ed Chinrmy. "As soon as I read his ad¬
vertisement in de poiper I knew dat he
wus ag’in dope sticks, so what does I
do but soak rue fingers in turpentine all
night, an in de morning dey wus us
clean as a newborn babe’s.”—New
York Tribune.
AbDentmioded.
A surgeon who is often absentininded
was dining at the house of a friend.
"Doctor, ” said tbo lady of the house,
“as yon are so clever with tbo knife we
must ask you to carve tho mutton.”
“With pleasure,” was tho reply, and,
setting to work, he made a deep incision
iu the joint of meat. Then—whatever
was he thinking about?—he drew from
his pocket a bundle of lint, together
with several linen bandages, aud bound
up the wound iu due form. Tho guests
were stricken dumb at the sight But
ho, still deeply absorbed in thought,
said, “With rest and cure bo’ll eocn be
bo turn ”—Strand Magazine-
H!s Way of StnoUicg Claes.
Murphy—Well, this bates the divil
all out.
Mr3. Murphy—Fwat does?
Murphy—Dooley tole me that if X
shmoked a pieoe of glass I’d be able to
seo the sphots on tho sun. Sure, ain’t I
fairly kilt wid thrying to make me pipe
draw? ’Tis the way, I’m thinking, that
either I haven’t the right kind of glass
or else Dooley’s been fooling ms.— Lon-
dou x ’ lS ******
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Cotton, the fleecy stapl comes
into town right freqnen il,. O ur
town buyers, being fully up to times
and equipped with plenty of money,
buy it ns fast as it rolls in at the
highest market price. Every morn-,
ing trains of wagons may be seen
driving out Bermuda street carrying
the staple to the railroad to be trans¬
ferred to the Forest City for export.
When we get our railroad—oh, well!
To heal the broken and diseased tissues,
to soothe the irritated surfaces,to instantly
relieve and to permanently Cure is the mis¬
sion of DeWitt’s Witch Il'azle Halve. Mrs.
S3. T. Clayton.Morgan; P. E. Boyd,.Leary;
Henry Turner, Edison.
Why don’t some of the landed gen¬
try of Morgan lay ®f£ and sell town
lots? Morgan is bound to grow, and
peoplo who own land should “male
hay while the sun shines.”
Don’t Tobacco Spit and Smoko Your Life Away,
if you want to quit tobacco using easily
the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. Over 400,000 Many cured. gain ter, Buy pounds No-To-Bac in ten of days.
your
gl.00. druggist, Booklet under and guarantee sample mailed to cure, 50c Ad. or
free
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
Some of the old Confederate Yets,
say that when they killed one Yank,
three would pop up in his place. Just
so with our subscribers; when one
one fellow gets mad and stops his
Monitor three, and sometimes four,
new subscribers come in.
FAINT SHOP.
I would most respectfully an
nouneo to the people of Morgan and
to the public in general that I am
ing, now- prepared to do all kinds of paint¬
such as, carriages and other ve¬
hicles, houses, furniture, signs etc.
You can find me at the old Olay ton
stand opposite the court house. Call
on mo when needing work in my line,
and I can save you money.
Yours to serve,
Willis & Mathis.
‘5553855552!?
NEW AD YERTISEMENTS.
CO MM 181 ONERS' SALE.
GEORGIA— Calhoun County.
Y WILL bo sold for cash at public ont-
’ ’ cry on the first Tuesday in Octo¬
ber next, before the court house door in
the town of Morgan, the County Door
Farm, Consisting of one hundred and
twenty-five (125) acres of land, more or
less, being the east half of lot of land No.
161 in the Third district of said county.
County Commissioners reserve the right
to accept or reject bids.
j. J. Ragan,
Com. B. and R., O. C. Ga.
1 have a lot o£ brick at Dickey,Ga.,
for sale. Color of brick, yellow and
well burned—perfectly hard. Price,
$4 and $4.50.
L. P. Pullen,
aug27 tf Dickey, Ga.
I J m.
m
ns
This Space
--IS RESERVED FOR---
T i. AT TV I Jamell .
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Just watch it and about next week
you will hoar something to your in
tcrost,
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Wanted—An Idea SHS
Protect your Mfftp: the” n ay orliiK you wealth
»r.a lint of itimdr»U Wf-Ji.!? (nveattotift w»ut
two &i
:H£MRY DiXON PARDONED.
Henry Dixon, an old Negro who claims
to be 'JO years of ago. who was convicted
X ',! April tie. :. of If '.17 of the Dougherty
county superior court of murder and sen¬
tenced to life imprisonment, Was on la^t
Thursday pardoned by Govern* Atkinson.
Mr. S. J. .Tones, who represented Dixon
in tiro trial, and who has represented hie
relatives in the effort to obtained his par¬
don, went up to Atlanta a few days ago t6
see the Governor in the old man’s behalf.
He carried with him recommendations for
his pardon from Judge Bower, before whom
the case wits tried, and Judge Spence,who
waa at the time solicitor general, and
other officials who consider that the sen¬
tence was too severe.
Dixon has been detained at the Durham
mines camp of the Chattahoochee Brick
Company near Chicamauga. He has borne
good reputation as a hard working, well
beha ™ d oonvlct - and for the last tout
or five years Henry has boon a
trusty and given light work on account of
ids old age and good disposition The
** -port made in his behalf by the
manager of the camp no doubt aided in
scouting his pardon.
His wife, who is quite an old woman,
lives with a son in-law on Capt. Davis’s
place in East Dougherty. She has been
unremitting in her effort to secure a par-
dou for her husband and has nevor once
lost faith in her ultimate success.—Albany
Herald.
Burning sores, insolent ulcers and simi¬
lar troubles-, even though of many year’s
standing, may he cured by using DeWitt’s
Witch Hazle Salve. It soothes, strength¬
ens and heals. It is the great pile cure
H. T. Clayton, Morgan; P. E. Boyd,
Leary; Henry Turner, Edison.
CONSUMPTION
CAN BE CURED.
T. A. Slocum, M. C., the great chem¬
ist and scientist, will send free, to
the afflicted, three bottles of his
Newly Discovered Remedies to
Troubles. cure Consumption and all Lung
Nothing could be fairer, more philan¬
thropic or cary more joy to the afflicted,
than the offer of T. A. Slocum, M. C., Of
Now York city.
Confident that he has discovered a re¬
liable cure for consumption a*d all bron-
chaii. throat and lung diseases, general
decline and weakness, loss of flesh and all
conditions of waslioj;. and to make its
great merits known, he will send, free,
tmee bottles to any reader of the Monitor
who may bo suffering.
modioine” Already this “now scientific course of
j has permanently cured thous
duf _ The Doctor 6 consWCTs^lt his^reiigioua
10 5°“?*° y—a duty which lie owes to humanity;
his infallible cure.
to be a curable’ 1 disease'beyond’any'doubt
and has on file in his American and Euro;
pean laboratories testimonials of experi¬
ence from those benefited and cured, in all
parts of the world
Don’t delay until it is too late. Con-
sumption, uninterrupted, moans speedy
and certain death. Address T A. Slocum,
m. G., t)H Pine street, New York, and when
wi-iling the Doctor, edve express pnd post-
omce address, and please mention reading
this article io the Monitor
THORNTON & CO-
Wants Your Trade.
This popular firm has moved into
their new store. They carry a
full lino of staple and family gro-
cories, tobaccos, whiskies, wines j
dry goods, etc., which they are
selling for cash as cheap or cheap¬
er than any rotall concern of tho
kind in this section of country.
This is just a notice—-their
goods advertise themselves.
THORNTON & CO-,
Morgan, Ga,
J. B- GEORGE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
MORGAN, GA.
Office and Residence on Main Street
1*17 tf
j. J. BECK,
mmm mm am,
MOH.GART, C3-.A.,
Will practice Id all tho Courts, Stale
and Federal. Prompt attention given to
all business entrusted fo his care. Cob
lections a specialty. 1-17-tt
L. G. CARTLEDGE,
ATTOR.NTE'V AT LAW
MORGAN, GA.
Practices in the Courts of tho State.
Special attention given to collections.
1-17 tf
J- II. COOKE, JH.,
^ sr ' M J ^ and Judge County Court,
ARLINGTON. GA.
Practices in all the Courts. Col'actions
a specialty. l-17-tf
rhornton
H ousc
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MCmG-AAIsr., GECKGIA.
Now house, now furniture, every¬
thin g for comfort, meals at all hours
"f the day. Second to none. Rates,
th0 onlh per day; reasonable rates by
i Ial ?° wmson icecream
OiltUt’OflVS «. tliroUffh til6 1C6 SGft-
«>n- MRS. J. A. THORTON.