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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11
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Has mark down its baUs
The balance |of its body is
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Its length is two to tail;
It’s Eve fouhd.
It eats of insects which
Are rooted from^tTuPg^und.
ADVENTURES
of the TWINS
By Olive Roberts Barton
"HOW DO YOU DO?” SAID THE WHITE CROW.
“Don't you worry,” said Mister Tim
Pirn, the brownie man, to the Twins.
"Why it wouldn't matter it you were
stuck on a mountain twice ns high as
this one. All 1 ,have to do is to call
my million brownies and your trou
bles will be over.”
“It's a good thing you came, that's
all I've go to say,” said Nancy. "Not
that Nick and I coudn't get away if
we wanted to with our magjlc shoes
'll everything, but the House-That-
Jack-Built would be too heavy for us
to carry. It would just stick up here
on this old mountain top’ forever.”
Mister Pim Pirn took a whistle out
of his pocket anil blew and blew.
At that a horde of tiny men
swarmed up the sides of the moun
tain, making funny noises as they
came.
And they picked up the House-
That-Jack-Built on their simulacra us
though It was made of caru-nuard, i
and shouting and singing, they bore j
it down a. steep patch vvitn Nancy and
Nick and Mister Pim I'iin inside.
Then very gently they set it on the
ground and scampered off to their
hiding holes under the ground, that
led to Brownieland.
“But we aren't any better off than
before,” said Nick. “We’re still miles
away from Mother Goose Band, and
we can’t possibly take Jack's house
back to him unless we can find
Daddy Gander and his magic dust
pan."
"Hold on, hold on,” croaked a
hoarse voice down the chimney,
"I've been watching the whole affair.
1 think that It Is time ror a wise head
like mine to help you out.”
The Twins and Mister Pim Pim
ran outside, and there sitting on the
roof was a big white crow.
“How do you do.” said the white
crow. "I've been sitting up here for
a long time. Not for fifty years have
I enjoyed anything as much as I did
the ride down the mountain. TJianks
a lot.”
"Oh, are you magic?’ asked Nick.
"I never saw a white crow."
"No, sir, I'm not magic any more
than a hard-boiled egg," laughed the
crow. "I'm a mountain crow and
lots of mountain crows are white. But
speaking of magic, did It ever occur
to you that wlsod Is worth a thou
sand times more than all the magic in
the world? I've cot a wise head. 1
have, and I use it. I have heard
all your troubles and I’ve been think
ing and thinking. I'm going to help
you."
"Good:” declared Mister Pirn Pim.
Let's hear it."
"Well to begin with," said the
crown. "Mother Goose Is a very good
friend of «i*nc. She comes to the
mountain tnp every day with her
broom and sweeps my nest out and
tidies up for me. I'm going to tell
her about everything and together
we shall hunt up Yum Yum Land and
Daddy Gander.”
"But ware miles and miles from
Yum Yum Land!” said Nick. "You'll
never find it.”
"Of r tirjc we win"' cried the
crew "The Yum Y'um Landers are
the greatest eater* In all the world.
Veil eon h or the peen'e eotnc ‘yn*n
BY CONDO
yum' at their meals, miles away.
It’s very unmannerly, but true. But
: I’d better be off. Good-bye!"
“Good-bye!” called Mister Pim Pim
1 and the Twins.
(To be continued)
In suing Judge Landis for libel
to the extent of SIOO,OOO, Mr. Dolan
of the Giants proves that Nick Al
troek is not the only comedian In
baseball, or out of It, as happens to
be his case at the moment.
"No matter how much modernis
ing they do to football,” observes
Mr. O’Goofty, "a kick in the chin
will always he a kick In the chin.”
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ha* arrived In the United State a to
vialt friends In Philadelphia and New
V'»rk. She ha* been asalfttinj? Haroness
'Vrangel in a Par) - dressmaking shop,
having fled from Russia where royal
Mr»h for nothing.
“Why not hitch my dog up to your cart, and let him do the pulling?”
suggested the little adventurer. "Great Idea," shouted one of the little
midgets. So they asked for some rope and then managed to make a lit
tle harness for Flip. In a short time the dog was ready to haul the cart.
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“I’ll walk part of the way," said Jack. "And In the meantime, some
of you little fellows pile on the cart and get a ride." The suggestion mot
with instant approval and all of the midgets started to climb aboard.
There was a wild scramble and suddenly the cart and all tipped over.
8T AIIERN
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THE OLD HOME TOWN
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AFFAIRS ended today when he uojned ;n THE R.UN
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Jack laughed loudly. Then ho said, "That’s what you all get for not
being willing to take turns.” "Well, we will do that, after this," came
the reply. And as two of the midgets started to board the car, Flip sud
denly Jumped away, leaving them all behing. (Continued.) <
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER IT
UX STANLEY
BY MARTIN
BY TAYLOR
BY BLOSSER
BY SWAP