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J. B. INVITES CONFIDENCE.
Oh, come with me nnci be my friends,
For on your love my vote depends,
Ami listen while I frankly state
Why I’m a model candidate.
I'm ( a le I tho knight of the waving plume,
And this the reason, I presume,
I’ve got the brains and I've got tho dash,
And always tight for "strict y cash.”
I'm quite "magnetic,” too, I know,
For I "drnw” the "loot" wherever I go;
In this world s goods I'm now an fait,
Because I have a taking way.
I served in the war by substitute,
And then 1 played it rattier cute;
1 got the State to settle the bill,
And 1 was a patriot iust for ull.
And when the war had elosod in pcaeq
1 rigged myself in a red cheui so,
And swore by all that's black and blu«
,Thoso awful rebels we'd subdue.
But when I struck a "Little Rock,"
Which gave my system quite a shock,
It forced up< u me peaceful days.
And nowl like " Pacific" ways.
Tho’ venomous tongues asperse my name,
Ami taunt me with " it's al. a game,"
With perfect truth 1 can proudly say
My record's clear as the light of day.
For when in the Hons > I rose to explain
How puliPc trust means private gain,
I made such a case as you'll agree
Allowed me a chance to go ‘ Scott free.”
As a “ man of letters" I greatly excel,
And Mulligan said they’d do fairly well;
But when 1 took my "copyright"
He owned my "style" was very polite.
Oh, when I'm in the President's chair,
You’ll not find me a "deadhead" there;
For "various channels" now 1 seo
Where 1 can serve your nominee.
Just come with me and prove my love:
For you tho “jungle depths" I'll rave;
I’ll find the places lich with gold,
Where jobs are thick and honor sold.
I’ll spread our ships all over the main;
The Lion's tail I’ll tw>st with a chain,
And the swart Chinee, with h s heathenish
cue,
I’ll get to dig down In Peru.
The sun shall shine on this fair land,
The crops grow big at my command,
And every man have plenty of "tin,”
If you'll but help to get me in.
Oh, come with me, and be my friends,
For on your love my vote depends;
The White Hous > seems to beckon me:
I fear it’s a cheat. Your friend, J. B.
—Loston Globe.
General Haller’s Letter.
General Butler’s letter of acceptance
of the Presidential nominations of the
Anti-Monopoly and Greenback parties
—or, as he puts it, hisadressto his con
stituents—is thoroughly characteristic
of the man. Like nearly everything he
does, it is interesting. There are pass
ages in it which are strong and telling,
and which will make a marked im
pression upon voters. It is undoubted
ly designed as a bid for votes; but in
this respect it does not differ from simi
lar documents which have preceded it,
and it is on'y fair to say that tho Gen
eral has “put his best foot forward,”
and done it in a more effective fashion
than either Mr. Blame or General Lo
jL’nn.
The first portion of the General’s
letter is devoted to an account of his
stewardship as a member of the Demo
cratic National Convention which nom
inated Governor Cleveland. He shows
that he was there made a member of
the sub-committee which was chosen to
prepare a tariff plank, and that, in
such committee, four of five resolutions
submit tee by him were agreed to with
out division, and the fifth failed of
adoption by a tie vote. There would
certainly seem to be nothing in this
record to cause the man who made it to
withdraw from political fellowship with
those who assisted him; yet this is one
of the reasons the General assigns for
his refusal to support the nominee of
the convention in which he participated.
General Butler follows this up with a
recital of his failure to get the minori
ty platform prepared adopted by the
Democratic Convention, home of the
matters covered by his resolutions were
dealt with clearly and fully by the ma
jority report. On the simple score of
a declination to adopt his phraseology
in some particulars or his views in oth
ers, General Butler really has no great
er reason for complaint than auy of the
members who voted for the platform
which he presented. He has, however,
the r'ght to choose the course which
seems best, and as a result of that choice
we have his letter.
There is a sharp contrast between
General Butler’s treatment of the labor
question and that accorded it by Mr.
Blaine. Indeed, that portion of the
letter of the former seems to have
been penned with especial reference to
the utterances of the latter. • Mr. Blaine
spoke of the rich rewards which labor
received in this country, and intimated
that any frugal man could readily, from
his savings, acquire a home for himself.
General Butler says; “ Laboring men
are out of employment and starving,
after a quarter of a century of Repub
lican rule. * * We have in this
country, oven in its youth, almost in
fancy as regards the life of Nat'ons,
richer men than in any other country
in the world, and as poor men as any
other country in the world, however en
slaved that country may be, for a man
can not be poorer than starvation.”
General Butler’s forcible presentation
of the condition of the workingmen and
workingwomen of the United States is
a strong argument against the industrial
policy which has been pursued by the
Republican party, and it shows that the
so-called “protective” system, which is
the pride and boast of the Republicans,
has built up monopolies and crushed
and impoverished labor.
General Butler diplays his politic al
sagacity in the recommendation to his
supporters to combine with the opposi
tion in order to make their influence
felt. He plainly gives his reason for
this course, and his recommendation
will no doubt have great weight with
his followers throughout the country.—
Detroit Free Press.
•#- •
Resorting to Scarecrows.
The Republicans are exhibiting the
invariable sign of despair. In every
Presidential contest when the drift of
popular sentiment seemed against
them, and the country showed a de
cided disposition to oust them from
from power, they would resort to the
tactics of alarming the people with
scarecrows and goblins, by picturing
the calamities that must follow a Denf
oeratfc rule. They are resorting to
t ese tactics now. Usually they leave
‘hem till the closing days of the canvass:
but the drift of popular opinion is so
clearly against them that, although the
canvass is hardly begun, they are al
ready brandishing their scarecrows, and
Mr. Halstead, of the Cincinnati Com
mercial- Oazclte, has been placed at the
head of the bureau of horrors. That
enterprizing journalist, whose personal
opinion is supposed to possess peculiar
weight from the signal manner in which
it has been repeatedly falsified, and who
declared in 1876 that Blaine, and in
1880 that Garfield was unfit to he a
Presidential candidate, now comes for
ward to picture the disasters which will
attend the election of Cleveland and
Hendricks—two men remarkable for
their discretion and conservatism. The
Democrats, he says, “will add to their
158 Southern Electoral votes two Statics
representing Mevicauism and Mormon
ism—New Mexico and Utah; and the
whole civil service army will bo used
with relentless despotism in the party.
Each great Democratic city with a gar
rison of Federal office-holders will be
strengtl ened for works not good, and
the combined forces would hold tho
foits for the bonanzas contained in them
for an indefinite period. It is into this
promised land of fraud and violence
that those who are abusing the very
name of reformers are leading.”
The most curious feature of this sol
emn warning is that it comes from a
party that is the first in the history Jf
the country to organize and tolerate
colossal official rings and conspiracies
in the very departments of the Govern
ment for purposes of robbery—a party
from whose loins sprung the whisky
ring and the star-route ring; a party
whose Cabinet officers have gone to
Washington poor, and left office rich:
the list of whose eminent Senators and
Representatives is a list of millionaires
and bond holders; which already uses
the civil-service army “with relentless
despotism in the service of tho party,”
and which already makes a Republican
garrison of the Federal officers in every
large city.
Every possible comparison of Demo
cratic rule with Republican rule dem
onstrates the falsity of the Halstead
prediction. . Every such comparison is
in favor of the Democracy. It was the
Democratic House of 1875 that broke
the reign of extravagance and jobbery
which had prevailed at Washington un
der the Republicans, and introduced
the policy of reduction of taxation and
expenditures—and that in spite of the
determined opposition of the Republic
an leaders. It was three Democratic
Governors of New' York —Tilden, Rob
inson and Cleveland—who inaugurated
the era of reform in that State. Under
Republican rule the Southern States
were wallowing-grounds of profligacy
and debauchery; under Democratic rule
their Governments have been adminis
tered with decency and economy.
The Democratic States of New Jer
sey, Delaware, Maryland, Missouri,
Tennessee and Kentucky arc quite as
free from corruption and fraud this day
as the Republican States of Massachu
setts, Maine, Pennsylvania, Illinois and
lowa. The last three Democratic
Speakers of the House, Kerr, Randall
and Carlisle, were quite as eleau-hand
ed, to say the very least, as the last
Republican Speakers, Colfax, Blaine
and Keifer; and Tilden, Cleveland,
Bayard, Thurman, Pendleton, Hamp
ton and Carlisle are as free from sus
picion of venalty as Sherman, Blaine,
Elkins, Dorsey and Kellogg. In short,
judging from the character of the men
who would direct the Government un
der a Democratic restoration, and the
j honorable specimens of Democratic
rule we have had at Washington and in
the States in the last ten years, there
are reasons for believing that the elec
tion of ( leveland would inaugurate an
era of purer and better administration.
— St. Louii liepublican.
—
The End of Mahoneism.
Mahone, who has been trying in va
rious ways tin ing the j ast several
years to saddle the Old Dominion with
Republican corruption, is sa d to be in
deep trouble, lie was Arthur’s chief
reliance at Chicago, hut, as Arthur was
not nominated, he has little or no use
for Mahone, consequently the fidgety
little politician has about come to the
cud of his row as a person of influence.
Lately, he has almost dropped out of
public notice, but he is still engaged,
by every trick and device known to
the politician, to regain his hold on the
white voters of Virginia.
That he will fail goes without saying,
for while there are many honest men
in that State who can he deceived by
Mahone as to tho propriety of paying a
debt, there is no honest Virginian who
cwu be deceived as to the difference be
tween'a Democrat and a Republican.
When M i hone went into tho Repub-
I lican camp with the expectation of
carrying with him any important part
of the whife vote that had acted with
in the Read luster campaigns, lie made
a mistake that is often made by the
over - confident corruptionist. The
white voters of Virginia, no matter
how furiously they opposed the Demo
cratic party on questions of State
finance have never had the remotest
idea nor intention of turning their
State Government over to the Repub
lican party. The difficulty with Vir
ginia is that it has neve - had to pass
through the throes of reconstruction.
Its little experience with Mahone, how
ever, has been a tolerably dear lesson,
and there is no danger that Republican
ism will ever obtain a foothold there
again, even by proxy. o
Mahone, however, a 3 might sup
posed, is not happy. He is frisking
around, like a stray tice, smelling ot
every man’s breeches-legs, and running
hither and yon like one distracted. He
has just issued a circular letter marked
“private and confi lential” to a num
ber of those who a ted with him in the
Readjuster i amp.iigus. The circular,
which is quoted in the Norfolk Virgin
ian, states that Mahone has been de
serted by Cameron, Ridilleberger,
.Sims, Mayo and Paul, and hence the
necessity of a closer alliance between
old members of the Readjuster party,
as otherwise, says Mahone, “we shall
lose the patronage which we have en
joyed during the past several years, all
of which would slip through our hands
into those of the Republicans.”
Certa'nly th : s is sad. The “patron
age” is the thing. It was for the “pat
ronage ’ that Mahone appeared as a
Readjuster: it was for the “patronage”
that he sold out to the Republicans in
the Senate; and it was for the “patron
age” that he attempted to sell Virginia
out to the Republicars. Always the
“patronage.” This may be regarded
as the conclusion and en-.l of Mahone
ism in Virginia. —Atlanta Constitution.
Swallowed Her Young;.
Tt Is not generally believed, even
among people who live in neighbor
hoods where snakes are common, that
these reptiles swallow their young, as in
time of danger, or when they move from
one locality to another. While it is a well
authenticated fact that many species
of snakes do this, instances are rare
where they have been seen in the act.
Such a sight was witnessed a few days
since. Charles Wilson, William Gould
and Harry Lawrence, three boys, were,
blackberrying near Deckertown. They'
discovered a garter-snake in the hushes,
which at once began to glide to and fro,
uttering a peculiar hissing sound. Sutl-j
rienly the snake stopped and lay Aa;
upon the ground, with its head raised a
little, and the mouth wide open. In
stantly diminutive snakes began to ap
pear from all directions, and one after
another darted in at the open mouth of
the old snake and disappeared. A
steady stream of young reptiles poured
itself into their mother’s throat for
more than a minute. When the last
one had entered the mother snake was
swollen to more than twice her natural
size, and she immediately started to
leave the spot. One of the hoys killed
her. There were 105 of the young
snakes, and all were killed. The
mother was but two and a half feet
long, and the young ones were of an
average length of three inches, aggre
gating a length of twenty-six feet stored
away in the narrow compass of the old
snake’s bod}’. —Ttcnton (N. J .) Gazette.
Wolves in France.
According to the returns prepared by
the French Ministry of Agriculture, the
law, which has been passed within the
past two years with ,v«gard to the de
struction of wolves has had the effect of
increasing the vigilance of the officials
appointed for that purpose, as well as
for private individuals. A sum of £8 is
now paid for every wolf which has at
tacked a human being, and nine were
killcdg last year in three of the cen
tral departments of France. A reward
of £6 is given for every she wolf with
young, and 32 of them were killed last
year. A sum of £4 is given for every
other wolf killed, and 774 were killed,
this being exclusive of 493 cubs, for
each of which a reward of 325. is given.
Altogether 1,308 head were destroyed
last year at a cost to the Government
of £4,150 in fees alone. The greatest
number of wolves were killed in the
northern and eastern departments bord
ering upon Belgium and Germany.—
London Standard.
She Loved Hay,
“Oh! that delicious hay. It just smells
too sweet Jhir anything. I really envy
the life of a farmer, he has it handy ail
the time, where he can go and smell it
whenever he wants to. Indeed, I would
just love to live in a hay house.”
Thus raved a sentimental Allegheny
lady as she passed the hay wagons
in the Diamond. A countryman with
hayseed on his hat, straggling straws on
his coat, who stopped munching a light
cake to listen to her, remarked with an
air of seriousness, after she had passed
on:
“I’ll bet four dollars if she had to pull
hay back into a mow next the roof on
a hot day, when there was a rain in
sight, she’d never want to smell hay
again, let alone living in a hay
house. But these town people are aw
ful green, and, what makes it worse,
they don't know it. They say we have
hayseed in our heads. Well, if we have,
tin re is a little sense mixed with ’em.”
—Pittsburg Dispatch.
Mrs. Blank—“lsn’t it strange about
Lulu Hurst, the magnetic girl?”
Mr. Blank—“l have not re td the ac
count about her. What does she do?”
Mrs. Blaflfv —“She takes hold of the
handle of an umbrella and strong men
talfc lnfrtl of the other end, anil yet she
throws them all about the stage without
any apparent effort.”
Mr. Blank—“Oh, that is not magnetic
force; it is only force of habit.”
Mrs. Blank—“ Force of habit?”
Mr. Blank—“ Yes. No man accus
tomed to walking in crowded city streets
can see an umbrella itu a woman’s
hands without dodging.”#
Nobody need give up the pse o
fruit, for it is usually the best ofLsum
mer foods. But eat the fresh, uncfeokeii
fruits in the morning only, first being
sure it is ripe, and cook all the fruits
that are to serve after the noon hour,
and especially all that are bought at sev
eral days’ distance from the plafce where
they grow. —Philadilphia Ledger.
THE MARKETS.
Cincinnati, September 1, 1884.
LIVESTOCK —Cattle— 00 fe ;i oo
Choice butchers 4 25 <& 5 00
HOGS —Coin moiuibr 4 25 (<l> 540
Good packers. :. 5 65 Or, g 35
SHEEP —Good to Choice 350 <u, 4 00
FLOG tt—Family 4 50 (<i 4 75
GRAIN—W heat—Long-berry red (is si
No. 2 red 45 81
Corn —No. 2 mixed fis 53
Oats—No. 2 mixed <£) 29 1 /»
Rye—No. 2 <«, 54>i
HAV —Tiinothy No. 1 It 00 («,12 00
HEMP—Double dressed 8 75 4$ 0 00
PROVISIONS—Pork-Mess ...18.0 6*lß 75
Lard—Prime steam 7 85 (76 800
BUTTER —Fancy Dairy 16 (<$ 18
Prime Creamery 23 46 26
FRUIT AND VEGETABLES—
Potatoes, new, per barrel... 1 75 (5J 200
Apples, prime, oer barrel... 225 46 2 50
NEW YORK.
FLOUR—State nnd Western $2 65 (76 3 3045
Good lo choice 3 70 46 6 00 1 .
GRA IN—Wheat—No, 2 Chicago. 46 8|
No. 2 red flOVit itia^
Corn —N 0.2 mixed 58 46 64
Oats— mixed 30446 35
PORK—Mess 18 50 4*lß 00
LARD—Western steam 46 7 85
CHICAGO.
FLOUR—Slate and Western $3 50 46 500
GRAIN —Wheat —No. 2 red (7* 82 1 *
No. 2 Chicago Spring- 78 7 »46 791^
Corn—No. 2 52 46 52>4
Oats —No. 2 46 25 T j
Rye 46 56
PORK—Mess.. . ..18 50 4*19 oil
LARD—Steam 7 47!4'3l 7 53
BALTIMORE.
FLOUR—Family $i 00 46 500
GRAlN—Wheat—No2 88 46 83^
Corn—mixed 59 (7* fi;
Oats—mixed 30 46 32
PROVISIONS —Pork—Mess 4619 25
Lard—Refined 46 91*
INDIANAPOLIS.
WHE AT—No. 2 ted * @ 79
CORN—mixed 46 52
OATS—mixed @ 25^
LOUISVILLE.
FLOUR—A No. 1 $4 15 @4 25
GRAIN —Wheat—No. 2 red 75 46 80
Corn —mixed Of. 57
. Oats- mixed 28446 2)
PORK—mess 4*19 00
| LARD—steam 46 9l£
A TOUCHING INCIDENT.
A Young: Girl’s Dementia—llow it was
Occasioned—Some New and Start
ling Tralles.
-ThoSt. Louis express, on tho New York
Central Road, was crowded one evening
recently, when at one of .the way stations,
an elderly gentleman, accompanied by a
young lady, ontorod the cars and finally
secured a seat. As tho conductor ap
proached the pair, the young lady aros%.
and in a pleading voice said:
“Please, sir, don’t let him carry mo to
the asylum. lam not crazy; lam a little
tired, but not mad. Oh I no, indeed. Won’t
you please have papa tako me back home?”
The conductor, accustomed though he
was to all pliasos of humanity, looked with
astonishment at the pair as did the
ocher passengers in their vicinity. A few
words from the father, however, sufficed,
and the conductor passed on while the
voung lady turned her face to the window.
The writer chanced to be seated just be
hind the old gentleman and could not fore
go the desire to speak to him. With a sad
face and a trembling voice the father said:
"My daughter has t een attending the
seminary in a distant town and was suc
ceeding remarkably. Her natural quali
ties, together with a great ambition, placed
her in the front ranks of the school, but
she studied too closely, was not careful of
her health, and her poor brain has been
turned. I am taking her to a private
asylum where we hope she will soon be
better.”
At the next station the old man and his
daughter left the cars, but tho incident, so
suggestive of Shakespeare’s Ophelia,
awakened strange thoughts in the mind oi
the writer. It is an absolute fact that
while tho population of America increased
thirty per cent, during the decade between
IbiO and 1880 the insanity increase was
over one hundred and thirty-five per cent.
for the same period. Travelers by rail,
by boat, or in carriages in any part of the
land see largo and elaborate buildings, and
inquire what they are?
Insane asylums!
Who builds them?
Each State; every county; hundreds oi
private individuals, and in all cases theii
capacity is taxed to the utmost.
Why?
Because men, in business and the pro
fessions, women, at home or in society,
and children at school overtax their men
tal and nervous forces by work, worry
and care. This brings about nervous dis
orders, indigestion and eventually mania.
It is not always trouble with tho head
that causes insanity. It far oftener arises
from evils in other parts of the body. The
nervous system determines the status of
the brain. Any one who has periodic
headaches; occasional dizziness; a dim
ness of vision; a ringing in the ears; a
feverish head; frequent nausea or a sink
ing at the pit of the stomach, should take
warning at once. The stomach and head
are in direct sympathy, and if one be im
paired the o’ her can never be in order.
Acute dyspepsia causes more insane sui
cides than any other known agency, and
tIA» man, women or child whose stomach
is deranged is not and can not be safe
from the coming on at any moment of
mania in some one of its many terrible
forms.
The value of moderation and the imper
ative necessity of care in keeping tho
stomach right must therefore be clear to
all. The least appearance of indigestion,
or mal-assimilation of food should be
watched as carefully as the first approach
of an invading army. Many means have
been advocated for meeting such attacks,
'but all have heretofore been more or
less defective. There can be little doubt,
however, that for the purpose of regulat
ing the stomach, toning it up to proper
action, keening its nerves in a normal con
dition and purifying the blood, Warner’s
Tippecanoe The Best, excels all ancient or
irecent discoveries. It is absolutely pure
nDd vegetable; it is certain to add vigorto
adults, while it can not by any possibili
ty injure even a child. The fact that it
was used in the days of the famous Harri
son family is proof positive of its merit
as it has so thoroughly withstood the test
of time.. As a tonic and rovivifier it is
simply”wonderful. It has relieved the ag
ony of the stomach in thousands of cases;
soothed the tired nerves; produced peace
ful sleep and averted the coming on of a
mania more to be dreaded than death it
self.
Ati English Sunday Morning in Hummer.
After a hundred years, if the Seven
Sleepers awake on an English Sunday
morning, they would certainly at once
know what day it was. There is noth
ing else like it for the feeling of intense
repose. No other stillness can compare
with the deep calm of a Sunday morn
ing such as this. No leaf stirs; there is
no cloud moving about in the hot hazy
blue; the clatter of the iron road has
ceased; the very birds are still. Swal
lows alone are ever on the wing, and
the silence is so profound that the beat
of their wings can be heard as they dart
by in rapid course. The busy cornfields
lie empty in a golden rest. Only here
and there, where the harvest is not yet
gathered in, the sheaves, like praying
hands, stand together on the field. In
the green pastures the grazing cattle
seem to tread With hushed and silent
step. And there is a sound of church
bells on the air, coming clear yet faint
across the level country. —The Interior.
—Everywhere in England are Ameri
cans on the stage. Miss Calhoun is
permanently attached to the Haymarket
company, Linda Dietz to the St. James,
and Mary Jansen to the Criterion. Mary
Anderson’s photographs still appear in
every shop window. The names of
Booth, Barrett. Raymond, Lotta, and
Minnie Palmer are about as familiar
there as here; and it is said that some
individual members of Daly's company
are liked in London, especially James
Lewis, the comedian, who is said to have
received offers which will induce him to
remain there.
Catholic College.
Mr. J. D. Kingsley, Secretary, Holy
Cross College Gymnasium, Worcester,
Mass., writes: Every member of our club
frankly admi s that St. Jacob’s Oil, the
conqueror of pain, is tho best cure they
have ever used, and all speak of it in terms
of the highest approbation. 50 cents a bot
tle.
It makes a milk-msn’s wife bluffi to ask
her if her silk dress is watered.— Chicago
Tribune.
Sidney Ourchux’Dp.o, of Pittsburgh, Pa.,
writes: “I have used Dn. Wm. Hall’s Bal
sam for the Lungs many years with the
most gratifying re-ull s. The paki and rack
of the body, incidental to a tight cough,
soon disapji-ar. My wife frequently sends
for Hall’s Balsam instead of a physician.”
The most verdant young man of the
period was the one who attemn’ed to cut
grass witn a bicycle.— Boston Budget.
— ■ »
Last year’s fashions are out of date, but
last year’s friends are stiil our own. This
is why Mrs. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound never loses favor; every lady who
knows its wor h (and who does not?) feels
that the kindly face of Mrs. Pinkham is
that of an honored friend.
What i« the d’flUrence between a God
dess of Liberty and a detective? One is
always on the debar and the other always
051 the scent.
The violin craza which has recently at
tacked some wom-n was probably caused •
by a desire to possess a beau
- —
(£37*A hnppy thought. Diamond Dyes
are so perfect and so beautiful that it is a
pleasure to use them. Equally good for
dark or light colors, 10c at druggists.
Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt,
Sample Card, 32 colors, nnd book of di
rections for two-cent stamp.
Deaf mutes converse by means of signs,
because actio ;s s"onk louder than words.
—Boston Transcript.
•Regulars.
One of tho strongest proofs of the value
of Kidney-Wort as a remedy for all dis
ea i cof the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels,
is tho ft ct that it is used and prescribed
by “royular” physicians. Philip C. Bal
lou, M. L>., of Monkton, Vt., says: “Take
it all in all, it is the most successful rem
edy I have ever used.”
“ The dog came for me,” said the tramp,
“and I plaved 1 was a railroad ro-i
--iractor.” “What dM you do?” “Made
tracks. "-—Nochesler Post-Express.
Glenn's Sulphur Soup
Supersedes oily unguents or salves for
cutaneous eruptions.
A bald heaped man hasn’t muob to be
proud of. im’ho a ways wants to put on
hairs. —Merchant Traveler.
Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is a certain
cure for that very obnoxious disease.
Beware of green fruit. The fruit can
not h lp being gre-m, bu‘ you can. — Phila
delphia Chronicle-Herald.'
If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists 6ell it. 2ftc.
“Another expedition to the pole,” said
the man as he wended his way to the bar
ber.sL.Qp,
Catarrh hay-"ver
-1 can rccomm(,nd
fWCRfmJ Ely ' 8 Cn ' am Dalm toan
fUtj'/’vDCLim QrWX rS. Hay. Fever sufferers, it
lu my op,nlon ’
’.cADI founded u P° n experl-
E Hw & M encp aml a surc cu "- 1
fo' was afflicted with Hay-
Fever for twenty-five
years, and never before
found permanent relief.
— Webster H. Has
kins, Marshfield, Vt.
Ely*® frenm Union
- I Ib a remedy bayed upon
HAY-EE'VER
depended upon. SOcts.
at druggists; 60 cts. by mail. Sample bottle by mail,
10 cts. Ely linos., Druggists, Owcgo, N. Y.
* * * * LYDIA E - PINKHAM’S . .
* VEGETABLE COMPOUND
* * * * IS A POSITIVE CD RE FOR * * *
* M All tiioso painful Complaints
\rVfeu * and Weaknesses so common*
* ****** to our best ******
* FE,,A, ' K lOFILATIOX.* *
* / Prie« $1 In Hqn!d, pill or locrngrform.
* Its purpose is solel'J f>r the legitimate healing of
diseasi ami th>• relief of pain, and that it does all
it claims to -vo, thousands of ladies can gladly testify. *
* Tt will cure entirely nil Ovarian tr- üblen, Inflamma
tion and n •♦•ratio:;, Falling* ami Displacement*, and
consequent Suinal weakness, and is particularly adapt
ed to the Change of Life. ****-********4*
* It removes Faintness Flatulency, destroys ell craving
for stimulants, and r°liftv<*« Weakncssof the Stomach.
It euros Ttlosfimr, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
G°ru ral D'hilitv, SI enhDepression nnd Indi
pfoption. That feelistrof ben-in? down, canning pain,
and backache, is always permanently cured by its use.
* S*'nd siamn to T,vnn. Mbs’*., for pamphlet. letter* of
inquiry confidentially answered. For sale at dint ggists.
************ *************
P”|f W mitiiHil PILES.
M[9 JJ* 'Bk Symptoms—Moisture, inteusc
s! i> 3 siSy itching, most at night.
r sure cure.
It is EQUALLY F.FFIFAI Hit'S in l I RING AI.L
fry- si,-It ns I’linpu-S, Rlotchc*. Itash,
W Aa To; ter. Iteli, Salt Rheum, no mat-
CPAShciA.'S ter bow obs: Inate or long standing.
DISEASES feWKWit
Fa. Soiiil>y Druggists.
la eum where ail else fails. P 3
fos Best Hough. Syrup. Tastes good. pSI
[V J U sein t line. Sold by druggists. (SI
k* ■■
CIiIOAOQ SCALE CO.
- * T 151 South fferson Street, Chicago, 111.
i j 3-Ton Wug'>n Scale, S4O; 4-TonlMlOi
“Little Detective,” $3. Send for Price Llal
J GOLD Presented to Onr Patrons!
V. H - L " n 1 - en< l l-’“ c - for Humorous Fhoto. (retail
■B 9 U B S_w price 25e.) and full particulars.
a XSLZ CARTOON PUB. CO., Chicago, D).
ran Conriitlon Powder. Dose, one teaspoonful io each pint Of food. It w ill also prevent nr. ! ran
|M sh SJ I 3f E? ftl SJ BSTI3 A Ho * Cholera, Ac. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for
EH WH
|3| breeders' use, price $1.00; by mail, $l-20. Circulars sent FREE. L S. JOHNSON &■ CO., Boston, Mass.
CUT THIS OUT AND
SALE
V druccistsS^^^>
J-*X c ls<f^ leneral Stores and HorseshoersT^^^X
lf they do not haee it, send order direct. J<f* eA<ve^'<v',
o f> >-J'^r : !'yA titSOt^ Nw •*■ New and exceedingly Valnabla Live —^[V)
O? Stock Doctor Boole accompanies ,-^\C°, e -fV ti< V) 6t^
X each Bottle.
VIIKV AUlii THE HTA.V l».l Itl».
National Live Stock Remedy Co., 175 dearborn street, CHICAGO.
SSOO CASH, FREET
IV. offer the above amount of money nnd TIIItITY-Fli VE GOLD WATCHES, Free tc-l
I the first 14S persons answering tlie following lSii.io question: \» li- re I • tho word Grand- I
I mo '“ cr r ”Uud In the Hi hie » Mention the llooU, Cituph-r and Verso.
■ i lie first person answering tills question correctly, on or before October lfith. wilt receive *75 cash. I
I j, than one correct answer, the second will receive S7O; the third, *6); t he four;h,»ss; I
1 1 hTJUi?:ilPli.' xt s’ * i3 ; ninth. *1(1; tenth, *S; eleventlt. *>:, twelfth, (t; I
I ■J 1 !!- thirty-lit e 4i01.1t W ATI HES to the next thirty-live correct answers, and oue dol- {
a lar each to the next one. hundred people answering it correctly. If yon are not first, remember that I
I you may bo second or third, so you stand a good chance for a large prize. Each competitor must, in l
I exfitT base, send nncents for Snropirpnckngei ((OVAL TEA with their answers. (
{UNADULTERATED U OOL. O I’l O ROYAL TEA
I ' e » ' of Lurope use. Imported direct. The first lime the Roy cl Tea has ever I
I ; ’ri? ,!!'j? 1 o ' , n ~ A,ner i" a - A revolution to Amenran (ea drinkers. Only Nature’s Coloring Is I
S )0.ii,.-t! . The d re * h , *e n ' es are dried and prepared in Mich a way rs to retain all their I
A.o!Sl,T^f, n .l fl * Vor Y t ?^? th 7 wl J h 'l/ength and body. One trial of Royal Tor, mid you will forever I
hu t!£ i A." mp " rc ’ f ieh colored and poisonous articles. Sl’Kd Al. OFFIit ITo Introduce I
I nof-Ji -r L . ‘i a . we wlu * I f, or * Unil’ed time, (until October 15th.) send (sample box) one half pound I
I / he,,*! r^?’P. r ™?SL <1 lL 0 P i’J y * (l . <i L rs " on receipt of only 50 cents, one pound-box, prepaid, 81. 50cents I? I
I addO?on°tr> th l l l oih! )o jM ioya Tt !r f '° — 'l’lLl’’” n °thihg for competing for one of tfic above prizes. In I
I the other prizes, we. offer 94f>4M> more m be divided equally; <*s each) to the firstonel
Th?mnne» e -nm ect answ er to the above question and sending *1 for one-pound I
H e S.‘ 11 a - IhP money will be prompt ly sent to tbe successful ones. Send oue dollar in I’. O. I
n 7! e ;.°j registered letter. Don’t wait, but send your answer nt once. Postage I
wOh eaeh saninh l ,t aoU JtUonß *7 A K ° nls 110I 10 a ,la y introducing the Royal Tea given I
l^ith^mfflsampiebox. Address MAYO & C 0„ IG6 La Salle SI, Chicago, 111.
3 8 A & fi-l Wigtd- H7rr«sentc.o.D.anywherc.'Whole-
BV B BC-a le A Retail. Prlce-llat/rre. Roods KuAra ti
ls * S Steed. B.C.Strehl, 157 Wabash av^Ohlcapo.
COCH A MONTH. Ajt n s Wanted. »« Iwst
A/nil •T> , l n K Mtlrlcslnli world. 1 sample FREE.
Address JAY BRONSON, Detroit, Mich.
educational.
$R £T± N * for a T.lf* S holarship In the
n iE MM.KM JN BUMS Ess COLLERe!
£JLhh St« f -leracy. Positions
j U forji .idHHtee. National ranonaire Write
for Circulars, COLEMAN & PALMS.
want to become Tri
te employneiiLadureJs r!^U*i£ , .Ad£2)!
HiJOSQN RIVER R. R.
Conductor Molina Say* Something of later
• cat to All Traveler..
Poughkeepsie, N. Y„ Feb. 22, 1884.
Dr. D. Kennedy, Rondoul, N. I'.:
Dear Sin: t have used your medicine called Dr.
KENNEDY’S FAVORITE REMEDY, for Indigestion
and Dizziness, to which I was subject at times, and
know from experience that it is worthy of all that can
be said of It for disorders of that kind.
.. _ ... llespeitfutly. _
\V. S. Melius, 69 Harrison street.
That Dr. DAVIt) KENNEDY’S FAVORITE
REMEDY is extensively used along the line of the
Hudson River Kallrovd, is shown by the following
from Tarrytown. The writer is none other than Mr.
Dcßcvcro, the Station Agent of tho Hudson River
Railroad Company at Tarrytoivn, a man well known in
that community:
Tahrytown, N. Y., Feb. 22,18&I.
Dr. D. Kennedy, Rond out, A’. Y. :
Dear Sin: For a long time I was troubled with se
vere al tal ks of DUzinext and J'J nd Stek He uia-.hr>.
I thought it was duo to impure blood and a disordered
stale of tlic system. 1 was advised to try FAVORITE
REM EDY. I did so, nnd have been completely cured,
it’s the best tiling 1 ever heard of for any disorder of
that i-ature, &ud I’ve recommended it to many with
ike success. A. Dkßevebe.
Dr. KENNEDY’S FAVORITE REMEDY is not
confined in its sphere of usefulness to one State or hr
eality, but in balled ss a boon by hundreds In every
State, as the follow ing letter from Millville, N. J
will show:
Millville, N. J.
Dr. David Kennedy, Kondout, .V. Y. :
Deat. Sir,: 1 hail been a sufferer from DyspepGa
from the time J wss sixteen years old. I had con
s-ilted various physicians hut could find no relief,
therefore had almost given up in despair of ever
rt covering health, when I)r. KENNEDY H FAVOR
ITE ’’EMEDY was recommended, which I tried and
have been cured. If r the best medicine I ever knew
of, and worthy of the greatest confidence.
Mbs. S. C. Doughebty.
P WITH P
It l AY mean •• Poisoned with Potash." This Is the
ill case with hundreds who have been unwise
enough to take Sarsaparilla*. Potash mixtures, etc
until digestion is almost fatally Impaired. Swifts
Specific is a vegetable remedy, and restores the system
to health and builds up tho waste made by these
poisons.
•• I was suffering with Blood Poison nnd treated sev
eral months will: Mercury and Potash, only to make
me worse. The Potash took away my appetite and
gave me dyspepsia, and both gave me rheumatism. A
then took Karsaparillas. etc. All these Sarsaparilla
mixtures have Potash in them. Tills made me still
worse, bp it drove the poison farther Into my system.
A friend Insisted I should take Swiffs Specific, and it
cured me of the Blood Poison, drove the Mercury and
Potash out of my system, anil to-day lamas well as I
ever wus. ** ObO. ()• WI&LLMAN, Jr.,
Salem, Mass.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free to
applicant*. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO..
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Go.
NY. Office, 159 W. 2M St., bet- f-th and 7lh Aves.
Philadelphia Office, 1205 Chestnut St.
mmj |S the TIMET
15W3 /f To prevent and cure all “Skin
Eg f§6 f I);sense*,” and to secure a whlti.
y so ft and beautiful Complexion, use
=BEESOW’S= .
Aromatic Alum Sulphur Soap.
Sold by Druggists. One cake will lie sent on receipt
of 85 cent* to any addreas.
WM. DREYDOPPKL. Manufacturer, 208 North
Front Street, Philadelphia, Pa. .
E 215" C“S” and most ec >nominal Laundry Soap for
DbO I Washing, especially Merino. Woolens and
Undergarments ■ clean* ms k'-selot i<*
B»rni n ßoapI Ct) DULYDOPPEL S
Sold by ali wholesale grocers and first-cla»s retailers.
DEDEPICK'S HAY PRESSES.
, ( e - ft the customer
*■ keeping the one
•ct \o th l{ £ ult ®
OiJer n .. .. . ~
Western and Southern Storehouses and Agents.
P. K. DEDERSCK & CO., Albany, K. Y.
W A liS TET Indies and Gentlemen in
** ■w ■ B-i City or County to take light
work nt their own Hornes. S 3 to $1 a day
easily made. Work sent by mail. No canvass
ing. We have good demand for our work, nnd
furnish steady employment. Address with
stamp <'rown H’re Co , 290 Race St., ClaHi.O.
“THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST."
SAW EIII % BiIC6 THRESHERS,
House Powers,
For all lections and purposes.) Write for Free Pamphlet
and Prices to The Aultman & Taylor 00., Mansfield, Ohio.
S;
f V»- e «ten^W
■ GunWork.,Piu»burzi,7a*BF
SEND WITH YOUR ORDER.'
1
■ the i ”uf^ e ? < * 7f’ tSEr - L and ,rt
lies on pa per and >ign if you dat a
$60.5 TON
Beam Box. Tare Beam Fieiffhl
raid. Free Price I,lst. Even Sire.
Addrese JONES OF BINGHAMTCH
BINGHAMTON, N. Y.
A. N. K.-E. 004
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