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PHIL G. BYRD.
EDITORAND MANAGER.
Olu Wilujrsin Block, Third Avenue
Aguinaldo, the insurgent chief,
is a Japanese.
'I here are no impediment*
across the Etowah by a dam site
All Georgia volunteers look
alike to the war department—
and they all stay.
Now let Czar Nicholas adopt
the Salvation Ariny as the na
tonal Hower of Russia.
The overflow of the Ogeechee
spread out for two miles each
side of the river, says the Way
cross Herald.
Dr. Nicholas Seifn is camping
on the trail of the war depart
ment,sand the great and only
Alger'now dreams of him as
Old Nick Sin.
No, lane, dear, it is not al!
right to call the returning Sm
tiajjo veterans dogs of war, ins
because they have been u: th
embarking hu-iness.
A south Georgia paper says
that the d mi iges caused by the
recent storm in siuthirn Geor
gia are now estimated at $ 1,000,
000 S.tuth Georgia has escaped
lightly.
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The Sdvalioti Array will fi id
a giod opening in Spain just
now, only it will have ,o furnish
its own drums, as Uncle Sam
has captured ab rat all that
Spain owned.
“We hear ve*ry little opp >sl
tion to Hon. Allen D. Candler
in north Georgia, and if all parts
of the state were as strong for
him as this section is, his ma
jority woul 1 probably roach the
100,000 mark,” says rhe Jasper
Herald.
Allen D. Candler is the most
popular man whoh is ever made
the race for governor <>f Georgia
He will be elected by a m ij irity
of over fifty thousand. Whil-
Candler has been preceded in
the executive chair by some
able men, he is easily the peer
of any of them. Walton News.
One of the charges against
Riche’s immunes is that they
failed to salute the negro officers
when they met them. Another
charge is that the ofli :ers of the
regiment had been heard to ad
dress each other by their gi'en
names, and not by their sur
names, and the rank indicated
by shoulders! raps Such disre
gard for military order and dis
ciplinecalls for prompt punitory
action by the war department.—
New Orleans States.
One of the most singular of
railway accidents was that near
Genoa, by which a dozen lives
were recently lost. The Glori
tunnel, in which it occurred, i
very long, and so foul that the
windows are shut, leaving the
passengers to keep alive on
what air is already in ths car.
But the engineers have no such
support, and the accident was
caused by the fact that all the
drivers and firemen on the three
engines needed to h ml the train
Up the heavy grade of the tun
nel w re asphyxiated. The train
consequent!v s'ipped back an !
plunged int • a pas-enger train
at the botto n >f the incline.
TUNESOF THE TIMES.
Chicago i* in the thro-8 of a
great contest The issue jr between
“coon music” and the clmsics. Up
to the hour of going to press tie
indie.lions wele tint the tilting
strains of the dinky ballads won d
win out while the thunderous dia
pasons of Wagner would have to
do its ru'.hful having at Beyruth
“R sy O’Gradv” is in th) asce- -
•fancy and the overture from
Faust is wearmgcour'plas’er. The
Lohengrin “Swan Song” has h *en
drowned by the roar of the “Wa
bash, Far Away ”
Chicago has a band of her own
just a# the hi,tor 3 purveyor of
' arren's blacking “kep* a p >et
of his own .” Park Commi«.ioner
Duntot. takes the posithion that
if the cm u io foot 'he bills end i
rue people are to be pri maril y coni |
ddered. then the people ought to]
have the kind of music they want
—even to the extent of “I Want
Dem Present* Back,” or that other
stirring air, “You Ain’t 8a
Warm.”
He says th it 5,000 perspiring
and umtpplau ling people nut
through one of tho*e high flown,
classic al fresco concerts the other
evening and prayed for real iive
minis, and by the sacred name of
the city treasury, they shall have
it!
He is going to stpp the salary of
tpe music auxiliary until it rend <r»
the tunes of the times rather than
■he ponderosity of other timis .
“Music fur the is thn
dog:n.
I'he whole country ha> b-n> me
i t’-r-'Hted hi the contest and we
a vt*ii with unxi-ty he fi ia> re
mit.— Amin a H raid.
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POLITICAL POINTS N GEOR-
GIA
Pelham Home: Col. Hogan
its one of'he populist atributes.
llis whiskers are immense.
Americus II ;rald : From all
over the state comes the cry for
the secret ball >t-i;i vxeorgia. Will
the legislators give it to us?
Darien Gazette: Chatham
county should give Allen D.
Candler 5.000 majority. Ill) and
it ’em, democrats of good old
Chatham.
Decatur Democrat: Editor
Ben Millikin of Jessup, is the
populist candidate for comptrol
ler general, but Ben will do no
Millikin from the public udder
this year.
Tifton G izette: Oar old friend,
Ben Millikin, who for twelve
years has been unable to suc
cessfully run a six column news
paper, but whom the p ipulists
think competent to hold down
the state comptroller’s job, was
over in Worth speech-making
last week.
The Memphis Scimitar B*ys that
an officer of the regular army,
writing from Santiago to Memphi*
friend tuliy confirms th* stories of
Cuban unworthiness. He says:
“Don’t talk to a U lited Stat-iH
s tidier of the valor of the insurgent
mob, uulesa yon want a row. The
Cubans followed our men and 'not
ed their packs, which hid b en
laid asid* whi'e the tn n were
fighting Nobody rv-r saw one of
them at the front where there
any fighting, so far as I have been
able to learn. We haven’t heard th
last of the Cubans. I predict that
in less than eig iteen months th*
United States tr tops will be firing
on tlimi.’' The cendemi’hrti of
these b eased patriots is not a note
uttered here ar.d there. It is a
chorus.
FIGHTING joe wheeler
Gen. Lee should get Gen.
Wheeler’s attachment for a self
operating campaign, to use in
race for the Virginia sena
i torship.—Galveston Nows.
Old Joe Wheeler climbed trees
in Cuba, hut the Obion (Ala,)
d< rnocrats cay his opponents are
hunting tail timber. It •Chester
IL raid.
Joe Wheeler is not only a
good lighter, but an amiably
inan. 11 is tributes to‘Roosevelt,
) the nerv ms Seventy firtt, and
evn t• t n »' Idy Shafter, wore
handsome and magnanimous.—
Savannah Press.
Gen. Joe Wheeler has full au
thority to provide for every
want of the men in Camp Wikoff.
We suppose the president knew
just what he was doing when he
turned Wheeler among the boys.
—Dallas News.
Joe Wheeler is not goit.g to
run for the senate. There be no
opposition toJohn T. Morgan,
who, despite his false position on
annexation, has one of the
[strongest intellects in this broad
lan I.—Nashville American.
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“Fighting Joe” Wheeler has
little hope of being kissed as
often as was the youne and
handsome Hobson, but m aybe
he is just as well pleased with
the prospect of a unanimous re
turn to the house of representa
tives.—Louisville Post.
“Piesident McKinley,” says
a London paper, “has taken ad
vantage oi the line hot weather
to get his Hay in.”
Quite a mistake. The weather
had nothing to do with it. He
simtdy took advantage of an
•‘off Day.”—New York Sun.
Tkte inarticulate baby talk of
“g > • ” and “ooo” is said to be
the language used by Adam and
Eve u> paradise.—Exchange.
SUPPOSED TO BE VERY
FUNNY.
“ Whatthat noise?”
“ Those Boston girls have gone
ti quoting Emerson again. ’’Chica
go World.
“Pa!” said little Willie, pro
p mud ng his IG.h question,
“Well.” no’ son?”
“Pa.” how’d the man who named
the first h cycle know it was a bicy
cle?”— Pittsburg Bulletin.
Mrs. Wa lace—•“ Sakes alive Man-
- J • -' nd
potatoes together?”
Mandy—’’.Wks it easier. De
hardness hi'es out of de taters into
de a ; gs, an’ de sof’ness biles out’n
de aigs into de taters.” —Detroit
News-Tribune.
Her Little Brother -“Set down
in the parlor Sis'll he here as soon
as she gits through givm' her face
a swipe with th« powder raw.”
Mr. Simp rling—“And what did
she say when you told h>r I was
here?”
Her Little Bro'her —She said
she knew whi-n the window came
down on her thumb Monday, that
this was goin’ to he an unlucky
we 'k f irh ‘r. —’’Utevelan I Leader .
Poisoneti by Ivy
Wat in a Dreadful Condition
Happened to io ad About a Swi'.r
Caso Fotlov/ed the Other Mar.'s
Example and Was Cured.
The following incident in given b
Charles Morris, general jobber,s2 l.<i in
ton Avenue, North Cambridge. Ma- ■
‘•Several years ago 1 became poi-oi
by ivy. I tried many* medicines, spem;
* large sum of money without obiaii
a particle o’ "ood. My ebildr n ■
also afflicted with the same di
were all constantsufferers wit it i.'.a
itching sensation, and it seemed as if I
should tear myself to piece.-. 1 pickr
up a paper in which 1 found printed >■
testimonial from a man in Vermont wh«.
had been similarly afflicted and had taken
Hood’sHursaparilla with benefit. 1 bought
a bottle, which we took and it did
• Me and My Children
so much good I purchased another supply.
We continued taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla
until we used five bottles and I can
safely say that neither myself nor children
have any signs of the poison. It has en
tirely left us and we are perfectly cured.
We give the whole credit to Hood’s Sarsa
parilla. Before resorting to this medicine
I was reduced in weight, but now I
weigh 175 [Kiunds. Hood’s Sarsaparilla
has not only done much good but has
been the means of saving me a great deal
of money. 1 would not be without it
in my house and I heartily recommend
It to all who are afflicted, f have writ
ten this statement for publication, of my
own will, as ! want others to knoW what
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
ism done for tn." Cuaulks Morris.
H Ikiltc »rv the only pilh to take
*with Hood'sSarsapiwiUa
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