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THE BABBLING BROOK.
Afar upon a mountain-side .
I paused to watch a streamlet glide.,
sPray little stream,” to it I say,
“Why do you murmur thus always?”
“Well, I can’t rest,” the brooklet said,
“Because there's boulders in my bed;
And when the sun is hot and hlgh
My mouth gets very parched and dry:
And now the huntsman’s gun and lead
Have shot the hares off of my head;
fut INI be, dammed if people see
The power that there is in me,
And when 'to steel and wheel I'm fast
Then will T get my turn at last.
That's what they say about the worm,
So this, is way I always murm.”
—Lippincott’s.
& IMPROVEMENTS.
Knicker—*‘l have a portable gar
age.”
Bocker—*‘Fine; have you a port
able auto?”’—New York Sun.
. HER REGULAR FOOD.
- #“Kitty, my child, it Isn’t whole
some to eat so many fudges.”
“It’s wholesome for me, auntie,
I'm a fudgetarian.” — Chicago Tri
bune.
. POLAR DANGERS.
“Do you ever go shopping with
your wife?”
‘““No: there are too many open
leads on those tours.”’—Detroit Free
Press. -
IT'S BARELY POSSIBLE.
Knicker — “Can a couple live on
Rrea,d and cheese and kisses?”
Bocker—*‘‘They can, provided the
kisses are home-made and the bread
isn’t.”’—Judge.
» UP TO HIS EARS.
® ‘“What is the matter?”
“I have suddenly become deaf in
my right ear.”
“Perhaps it’s a watermelon seed.”
—Houston Post.
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Seedie—‘‘So the moths caused the
loss of your spring overcoat?”
Hardup—*“Yes. They ate a hole
#rough the ticket.” _
# IT PERCHANCE WILL,
Dotty—‘‘Reading the fashion hints
I notice where smooth hair is now
quite the thing.”
Totty—*‘“Mercy, but won’t that be
rough on rats?”’—=St. Louis Star,
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VALUABLE TRAINING. s
“You must dislike breaking those
big rocks all day.”
““Oh, no; I like the training. When
I get out of here I'll be able to break
fany safe with one blow.”—Boston
Traveler. #
, BUT NOT BEFORE.
‘“Are you humorists ever humorous
gl daily life?”’
“Oh, yes,” replied the professional.
¢““After I have published an idea in
verse, as an anecdote, and as an epi
gram, I introduce it into my ordinary
conversation sometimes,”’—Louisville
@ourier-Journal, P
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HE HAD VIEWS. '
«1f T were rich I'd give entertain
ments with some class to '’em.”
““What innovations would you in
troduce?”
a'r'ad have two bands playing alter
tely to avoid those tiresome inter
mssions, and I'd have a train an
nouncer to announce the guests.” =
Washington Herald.
ANTI-CLITMAX.
,".“How’s yer wheat?”
.“"First rate.”
v «pigs doin’ well?”
“Fine.”
erppat puny colt come ’‘round all
right?”’
“He sure did.”
_“@lad to hear things is so likely,
w “How': your wile?'—Washing-
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CRIPPLED NEWSBOY WILL WALK
AGAIN.
’ Oharlie White Has Been Cured of the Drug
. Hubit, and Will Very Soon Undergo an
| Operation Which May Restore Him,
('rom The Atlanta Journal.)
Not many weeks ago the pathetic story
of a victun of the Drug Habit, who camne to
Atlanta te earn a living as newsboy, rather
than remain at home as a helpless, hopeless
burden on the support of a poverty-stricken
family, excited the sympathy of eharitable
Atlantians, .and arrangements were made
with Dr. W. A, Starnes to take him at his
Private Sanftarium and cure him of the
Morphine Habit,
Now, after a course of treatment at Dr.
Starnes’ Sanitarium, he no longer oraves
“the dope,” his drawn and distorted limbs
are to be straightened by an operation which
the doctors have every hope will be sucoess
ful, and in a few more weeks he will come
out of the Hospital a well man, to
throw away his orutches, and to make more
money than he could ever earn by selling
papers on a corner.
A few weeks ago White was carried to the
Grady Hospital, also to the Presbyterian
Hospital, both Institutions refused to uccept
him, declaring he was incurable, nothing
could be done for him. Becretary Joe Lo
‘gan, of the Associated Charities, telephoned
to Dr. Starnes about him, he agreed to take
him and cure him. He said he could be cur
ed of the morphine, and an operation would
straighten him out so he could earn a living.
He is now thoroughly cured of the Morphine
Habit, and is ready to undergo the opera
tion. 'The good citizens of Atlanta must
contribute $75.00 to fmy for the braces and
a#)plia.nces, which will be necessary for Mr.
White to wear after the ojerdtion. The
Hoapital and doctors cannot furnish these
braces free of charge, and the factory pur
poses to make them at cost and to donate
their profits for this charitable cause.
In ouring this apparently hopeless case,
we oan highly recommend to the public Dr.
W. A. Starnes’ Sanitarium as one of Atlan
ta’s most beneficial Institutions, and we
commend him for the good that he is doing
to humanity and to society throughout our
Southland.
Some people forget that when they
are no longer children they wshoulc
give up the habits of childhood.
i Constipation causes and seriously a
vates many diseases. It is thorougzly
cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Tiny sugar
- coated granules.
There is something wrong with the
man if Duty has to drive.
~ When your joints are stiff and muscles
sore; when you strain or bruise Yourself, use
} Perry Davis’ Painkiller. At all druggists.
\ One touch of envy makes a whole
| street kin,
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Byrup for Chfldren
teething, softens the gums, reduces in3amma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25¢ a.} ottle
The future is always bright to the
optimist.
. The next time you have a cold on the
lungs tlx rubbing Wizard Oil on your
chest and see how quickly it will draw out
the inflammation and break up the cold.
. The smile of cheer and_zomrade
ship is oftentime of greater aid than
cold sach. :
I BABY'S SKIN ROUGH AS BARK.
Baby Boy Had Intense Itching Humor
| —Scratched Till Blood Ran—
Found a Cure in Cuticura.
- “Our son, two years old, was afllicted
| with a rash. After he suffered with the
~ trouble several weecks I took him to the
doctor, but it got worse.. The rash ran to
gether and made large blisters. The little
fellow didn’t want to do anything but
scratch and we had to wrap his hands up
to keep him from tearing the flesh open
till the blood would run. The itching was
intense. The skin on his back became hard
and rough like the bark on a tree. He
suffered intensely for about three months.
But I found a remedy in Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. The result was almos?®
magical. That was more than two years
ago and there has not been the slightest
symptom of it since he was cured. J. W.
Lauck, Yukon, Okla., Aug. 28 and Sept.
17, 1908.” Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
NOT THAT SHE KNEwW OF.
“pid your new cook bring any cre
dentials with her.” _
“Gracious, no,” said Mrs. Nurich, as
she dropped her diamond necklace.
At least we ain’'t discovered none,
and, anyway, kerosene always kills
| 'em.”—New York Journal.
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Time at the Pole.
At the north pole time is nothing,
and if one were residing at the
north pole it would be unnecessary
to wind one's watch, You are al
ways at 12 o'clock and can't walk
out of the hotel without walking
south. All times of day meet at the
pole, at the meeting place of all the
meridians. A meap sitting with the
{nvisible mathematical point right
under him would be in all twenty
four hours at once. Or a twenty-four
watch placed on the pole could be
made to point to the correct time in
every part of the world. There used
to be something of an approximation
to this in the extreme north of Nor
way, where the degrees of longitude
squeeze. in, until recent days. Cap
taing of Norweglan coasting schoon
ers will tell you how Inconvenient
it was to change between the time
of Holland at Bergen and that of
Crete at the North Cape, while cor
rect local time was malntained. Gen
eral Norweglan time besame indis
pensable.—London Chronicle.
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ol O Brookside, Ala., May 4, 1003.
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