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Excursion Fares
VIA.
G. S. & F. Ry.
Account of the following Special Occasions. G. S. &.
F. Ry. w ill sell teduced round trip fares from coupon
station.
Black Moutain and Ridgcrest, N. C: Numerous
Special occasions, during May, June, July and August.
Dates of sale and limits upon application.
The above excursion fares are open to the public.
Excursion fares also on sale to Mountain and Seashore
resorts.
For complete information as to fares and schedules
call on any ticket agent, (!. S’. & F. Ry., or address
J. W. JAMISON, T.P.A. or C. B. RHODES, G.P.A.
MACON, GEORCIA
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PEARSON TRIBUNE, AUGUST 17, 1917
SANDWICH COLUMN.
A Perfect Lady. —A philan
thropic New York woman was en
tertaining, in the spacious grounds
of her suburban residence, a large
number of East-Side children.
On her rounds of hospitality she
was impressed with one strikingly
beautiful little girl. She could
not have been more than nine
For the stomach and bowel
disorders of babies mcgee'h baby
elixir is a remedy of genuine
merit. It acts quickly, whole
some and pleasant to take. Price
25c and 50c per bottle. Sold by
Morris Drug Co.
Needless Torture. —< tenoral
Sherman once stopt at a count ry
home where a tin basin and roller
towel sufficed for the family's
ablutions. For two mornings the
small boy of the household watch
ed in silence the visitors toilet.
When on the third day the tooth
brush, nail file, whisk broom, etc.,
had been duly used, he asked:
“Say, mister, air yon always that
much trouble to you'se’f?"—
Christian Register.
If your child is pale and sickly,
picks at the nose, starts in the
sleep and grinds the teeth while
sleeping, it is a sure sign of worms.
A remedy for these parasites will
be found in w hite’s cream vermi
EUOK. P not only clears out the
worms, but it restores health and
cheerfulness. I ’rice 25c per holt h-.
Sold by Morris Drug Co.
Deceived.--Little Willie was
left alone with sister’s beau.
“Mr. Chumpley,” he presently
said, “what is a popinjay?”
Sisters beau wrinkled his fore
head.
Wh why, a popinjoy is a a vain
bird.”
“Are you a bird, M r. < 'hmnpley?"
"('ertainly not.”
“That’s funny. Ma said you
was a popinjay, and pa said there
was no doubt about your bein’ a
jay, an’ sister said there was small
hopes of your poppin’; an’ now you
say you aint a bird at all. That’s
funny.". —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
If you sit in a cool draft when
you are heated and get a stiff neck
or lame hack, you w ill be looking
for something that will ease the
pain Fix your mind on Ilvllakd’s
SNOW LINIMENT aud don’t be talk
ed out of it because it is the best
pain relieving liniment you can
get anywhere. Price 25c, 50c and
SI.OO per bottle. Sold by Morris
Drug Co.
< pALii-tEn.— --A < term an citizen,
who had won a prize in a lottery
in the form of a ticket entitling
him to a free ride on a Zeppelin,
was prevented by the sudden de
claration of war last year from
taking his ride. Ite took im
mediate advantage of the crisis,
however, to apph for a removal
from the Second Landaturin, to
which he was normally assigned,
to the air-ship-corps.
"Have you." asked the recruit
ingofficer, "any special equipment
for service in this department!”
The volunteerer solemnly hand
ed over his lottery ticket.
"If you please,” said he. "1 am
the possessor of this free pass to
the air." —New York Evening
Post.
Negro ts Passf.k. —There was a
group of negroes waiting in the
auditorium to be examined, when
a big burly fellow came out of
the room showing a set of teeth
that would be the envy of any
white man.
"Did yer pass?" he asked.
Pass! Cose er pass! How
come yer think er won’t pass?"
"NY hat! NY id dem flat foots!
Dunno wot yer talkin bout, nig
ger!"
"N\ ot flat foots gutter do wid
bein’ er sojer?"
"Cotter heap ter do wid hit.
Er nigger wot got flat foots kaint
be er sojer kaise he kaint run!"
"Kaint run! You jess wait tell
dem J umnums git at ter me and hr
show yer ef er kin run. Pass!
Er bet er pass evvything on de
road! Er is er regler passer fum
I Passerville!" —Macon Telegraph.
Try It Again.—The London
police-sergeant raised his eyes from
the blotter as two policemen pro
pelled the resisting victim before
him.
“A German spy, sir!” gasped
the first bobby.
“I’m an American, and can prove
it,” denied the victim.
“That’s what he says, but here’s
the evidence,” interrupted the
second bobby, triumphantly pro
ducing a bulky hotelregister from
beneath his ann, and, pointing to
an entry.
“V. Gates,” written in a flowing
hand, was the record that met the
astonished sergeant's gaze. —Every;
body's.
When you yaw n a good deal in
the flay time, feel dull, aehey and
want to stretch frequently, it is
an unmistakable symptom of
malaria, and unless you do some
thing at once you are booked for a
spell of chills. Herbine isachill
medicine that will prevent or cure
the disease. It drives out the im
purities on which the malarial
germ thrives, strengthens the liver
and cleanses the bowels. Price
50c. Hold by Morris Drug Co.
years old, but her coal-black eyes
Hashed with intelligence. The
hostess introduced herself and be
gan a conversation.
“Does wliat you see here to-day
please you?" she asked.
The child eyed her host in
silence.
“Talk away," said the lady.
"lion't be afraid.”
“Tell me," then said the child,
"how many children have you
got!"
Astonished at the question, the
lady hesitated for a moment, and
then entered into the fun of the
situation.
“Ten,” she replied.
"Dear me,” answered the child,
"that is a very large family. I
hope you are careful and look
after them. Do you keep them
all clean?"
"Well I do my best.”
“And is your husband at work!”
"My husband does not do any
kind of work, lie never has.”
“That is very dreadful," replied
the little girl earnestly, "but 1
hope you keep out of debt."
The game had gone too far for
Lady Bountiful's enjoyment of it.
“N on are a very rude and imper
tinent child,” she burst out, “to
speak like that, aud to me.”
I in* child became aindogetie.
"I'm sure 1 didn't mean to be,
ma’am,” she explained. "But
mother told me before I came
that 1 was to be sure to speak to
you like a lady, and when any
ladies call on us. they always ask
us those questions."—New York
Evening Post.
Man Smiles!
l TF, has found a real Non-Skid
* tire one of the few tires
gilt t with tread so constructed that
r -gT.. ftp!': i : it actually protects against dan
'j - Mjggftf , gers of wet pavements and
muddy roads. And the price
' - air and right.
Ikil!y PEARSON HARDWARE STORE
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Patterson’s Pharmacy
Carry Complete Line Druggists’ Sundries Such as
Velvetina Toilet Articles, Large Assortment of
Toilet Soaps, Variety Dental Creams
Attention of Housewives is called to our stock
of Red Indian Fruit Jar Rubbers.
Handsome Line of Jewelry. Call and see it.
Standard Proprietary Medicines.
Our Fountain Drinks are Unexcelled.
When in town, come to see us
EXCURSION FARES
VIA.
G. S. & F. Ry.
To
Atlantic Beach, Pablo Beach,
Jacksonville and White Springs, Fla.
Tickets at following round trip Excursion Fares; can be
purchased from Tifton, Ga., via. G. S. & F. Ry.
SEASON TICKETS Sold Daily
Atlantic Beach ............$7.30
I ’atdo Beach $7.25
NN'hite Springs $4 75
NVEEK-END TICKETS: Sold for Saturday trains and
train No. 3, Sunday's limited Tuesday following date of
sale.
Atlantic Beach or Pablo Beach $4.(10
NN’hite Springs $3.30
FIFTEEN-DAY TICKETS: Sold daily, limited 15-days
from date of sale.
NN'hite Springs $3.80
SUNDAY-ONLY TICKETS: Sold for G. S. & F. Ry.
train No. 3, each Sunday morning, limited to return on
train No. 4. date of sale.
,1 aoksonville $3.00
White Springs $1.50
For full details as to schedules etc., call on NV. E. Dodge,
ticket agent, Tifton, Ga., or address
J. W. JAMISON, T.P. A. or C. B. RHOEESG. P. A.
MACON, GEORGIA