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Excursion Fares
VIA.
G. S. & F. Ry.
Account of the following Hjieeinl Occasions. <;,s. y.
F. Ry. will sell teduced round trip fares from coupon
stat ion.
Black Moutain and Ridgcrest, N. C: Numerous
Special occasions, during May, dune, July and \ugust.
Dates of sale and limits upon application.
The above excursion fares are open to the public.
Excursion fares also on sale to Mountain and Seashore
resorts.
For complete-information as to fart's and schedules
call on any ticket agent, (i. S. \ F. Ry., or address
J. W. JAMISON, T.P.A.orC. B. RHODES, G.P.A.
MACON, GEORCIA
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PEARSON TRIBUNE, AUGUST 24, 1917
SANDWICH COLUMN.
No Relief. —’’They say that
golf has been found to be a won
derful cure for insanity.”
‘'Realty? But what do they use
to cure the golf?”—New York
World.
For the stomach and bowel
disorders of babies mc&ee’k bahv
elixik is a remedy of genuine
merit. It acts quickly, whole
some and pleasant to take. Price
25c and 50c per bottle. Sold by
Morris Drag Co.
Weeded Reiss. — ‘Td rather
play golf than eat.”
“But what does your wife say
to that?”
“< >h, she doesn’t care. She’d
rather play bridge than cook.” —
Detroit Free Press.
TIIE ( ; EX (IN E A KTICLE. —“Fat h
er,” said a small boy, “what is a
demagog?”
“A demagog, my son, is a man
who can rock the boat himself and
persuade everybody that there’s a
terrible storm at sea.” —Woman’s
Journal.
If your child is pale and sickly,
picks at the nose, starts in the
sleep and grinds tln* teeth while
sleeping, it is a sure sign of worms.
A remedy for these parasites will
be found iii white’s cream Ver.mi
iege. It not only clears out the
worms, but it restores health and
cheerfulness. Price 25c per bottle.
Sold by Morris Drug <'o.
<)■ F. I). —“Willie,” said the
teacher, “give me three proofs
that the world is actually round.”
“Ycs’m,” said Willie, cheerfully;
“the book says so, you say so, and
ma says so.” —Ladies Home Jour
nal. '
Magnanimous.— < >m- day little
Flora was taken to have 4 an aching
tooth removed. That night while
she was saying her prayers, her
mother was surprised to hear her
say: “And forgive us our debts as
we forgive our dentists.” —Every-
body's.
If you sit in a cool draft when
you arc heated and get a stiff neck
or lame back, you will be looking
for something that will ease the
pain Fix your mind on Ballard’s
snow liniment aud don't be talk
ed out of it because it is the best
pain relieving liniment you can
get anywhere. Price 25c, 50c and
si .00 per bottle. Sold by Morris
I >rug ( o.
“Fifty-Fifty.”—“l think Will
iam, I’ll ask those new people next
door to take dinner with us to
night.”
“What for?”
“Well the butcher, by mistake,
left their meat order here and it
seems only fair.” —Life.
Not the Same. —The Washing
ton Star credits the late Mayor
Caynor with this criticism of a
novelist who began with promise
and became a "best seller”:
"How did he start in to write?”
"With a wealth of thought."
"And how has he kept on?"
"With a thought of wealth."
Never Do This. —"India my
boy," said the Englisman to a
friend on his arrival at Calcutta,
“is just the finest climate under
the sun, but a lot of young fellows
come out here, and they drink and
they eat. and they drink and they
die. and then write home to their
friends a pack o' lies and say it’s
the climate that has killed them.”
—Sacred Heart Review.
When you yawn a good deal in
the daytime, feel dull, achey and
want to stretch frequently, it is
an unmistakable symptom of
malaria, and unless you do some
thing at once you are booked for a
spell of chilis. Herbixe is a chill
medicine that will prevent or cure
the disease. It drives out the im
purities on which the malarial
germ thrives, strengthens the liver
and cleanses the bowels. Price
50c. Sold by Morris Drug Co.
Choral Repartee.—Once in a
while the choirs do get back at the
minister, as. for example, in a Con
neticut church the other Sunday
morning. Tit e minister announced
just after the choir had sung it’s
anthem, as his text, “Now when
the uproar had ceased.” But the
singers bided their time patiently,
and when the sermon was over,
rose and rendered in most melo
dious fashion another anthem be
ginning, “Now it is high time to
aw ake after sleep.”—Congregation
aiist. ,
Surgeons agree that in cases of
Cuts, Burns, Bruises and Wounds,
the FIRST TREATMENT is most im
portant. When an efficient an
tiseptic is applied promptly, there
is no danger of infection and the
wound begins to heal at once.
For use on man or beast, BOROZ-
O.XK is the IDEAL antiseptic and
healing agent. Buy it now and
be ready for an emergency. Price
25c, 50c, £ 1.00 and $1.50. Sold by
Morris Drug Co.
Veracity.—A farmer in the
count ry last autumn gave a job to a
seedy looking individual who had
applied to him, and who assured
him that he never got tired.
When the employer went to
the field where he had put the
tramp to work, he found the latter
lolling on his back under a tree.
"What does this mean?” asked
the employer. "I thought you
were a man who never got tired?”
“J dou’t,” calmnly responded
the tramp. “This doesn’t tire
me." —-Sacred Heart Review.
Obedient Willie. —The teach
er wanted some plums in order to
give an object lesson during school
hours, and calling one of the small
boys she gave him ten cents and
dispatched him to the fruit stand
dow n on the corner.
“Before you buy the plums,
Willie,” she cautioned, “you had
better pinch one or two to make
sure they art' ripe.”
Little Willie flitted away.
Soon he came back and smilingly
put the bag on the teacher’s desk.
"Oh, thank you willie,” said the
teacher, taking up the bag. "Did
you pincli one or two as I told you
to do?”
Did 1 ?" was t lit' gleeful response.
“1 pinched the whole bagful,
•and hcres your ten cents.” —Ladies’
Home Journal.
Think Haalth.
It Is not u fear of Illness or of death
that we should encourage, but a love
of health, a sense of responsibility for
the tare of our bodies, a desire for
bodily endurance and etftelhncy and
full achievement.
If the mind Is fixed on these Ideals
ami the already known means of ap
proaching them nre uttlteed the need
less miseries that embitter the lives of
so many may be left to take cafe of
themselves.
It is not so much necessary to fight
disease as to cultivate health for the
happiness, contentment and moral gain
that it firings.
First Use of “Magazine.”
“Magazine," properly a storehouse
(Arabian), lias been annexed by litera
ture, but it is interesting to recall the
birth of its now common literary use—
In that venerable periodical, the Gen
tleman's Magazine. In the Introduc
tion to its number (1731) w-e read, "This
consideration has induced several gen
tlemen to treasure up, as in a maga
zine, the most remarkable pieces on
the subjects above mentioned.”—Lon
don Times. •
. Her First Journey.
Margaret, five years old, was travel
ing for the first time. She sat as if
entranced by the view from the car
window.
Her father, noticing the iag>t expres
sion on her face as the train sped along,
suid:
"What do you think of it, Margaret?"
She replied: “Oh, father, it is just
like a picture book, only you don’t have
to turn the pages."—Chicago News.
Dehydrating.
Dehydrating is simply what was for
merly known as drying fruits and veg
etables. The old method of paring
and slicing apples, stringing the slices
and hanging them up to dry, although
called drying, was really dehydrating.
—New York Sun.
Took It to Haraelf.
“She's a vain girl. There is no mir
ror handy, so now she is looking at
the barometer.”
“How will the barometer cater to her
vanity?’
“It says, ’Fair.’ ’’—Louisville Cqurier-
JoumaL
History Reposts itself.
“Can’t say that the world Is getting
8 bit smarter," asserted grandpa. “My
grandson asks me the same silly ques
tions that his father asked at his age."
But He Did.
Teacher—Bobby, give an example of
the double negative.
Bobby—l don't know none.
Patterson’s Pharmacy
Carry Complete Line Druggists’ Sundries Such as
Velvetina Toilet Articles, Large Assortment of
Toilet Soaps, Variety Dental Creams
Attention of Housewives is called to our stock
of Red Indian Fruit Jar Rubbers.
Handsome Line of Jewelry. Call and see it.
Standard Proprietary Medicines.
Our Fountain Drinks are Unexcelled.
When in town, come to see us
EXCURSION FARES
VIA.
G. S. & F. Ry.
To
Atlantic Beach, Pablo Beach,
Jacksonville and White Springs, Fla.
Tickets at following round t rip Excursion Fares; cun be
purchased from Tifton, (la., via. (!. S. & F. Ry.
SEASON TICKETS Sold Rail}
Atlantic Beach ~.....,.., $7.30
I’ablo Beach , ...,,.$7,25
White Springs $4 75
\\ FF K ENI) TICK FTS: Sold for Saturday trains and
train No. 3, Sunday’s limited Tuesday following date of
sale.
Atlantic Beach or Rablo Beach $4.60
White Springs $3.30
FIF I’FKN RA\ TICKETS: Sold daily, limited 15-days
from date of sale.
White Springs $3.80
SUNDAY ONLY TICKETS: Sold for <L S. & F. Ry.
tram No. 3. each Sunday morning, limited to return on
train No. 4. date of sale.
Jacksonville $3.00
White Springs $1.50
For full details as to schedules etc., call on W. F. Dodge,
ticket agent, Tifton. (la., or address
J. W. JAMISON, T.P. A. or C. B. RHOEESG. P. A.
MACON, GEORGIA
Non-Skid Tires
give you the mileage and
the value you should have.
THE thousands and thousands of Fisk
Users know there isn’t any greater
dollar-for-dollar tire value. Join the big
family of happy Fisk buyers—learn for your
self that “When you pay more than Fisk prices
you pay for something that does not exist. “
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