The South-west Georgian. (Oglethorpe, Ga.) 1851-18??, December 19, 1851, Image 2
Politeness.
“i an glad to tec you.” There ore
iioie lies contained in tlese few words,
than alt the written speeches in n lawyer's
office ; and still the expression is on the
tip end ol every one’s tongue. Imagine
yourself seated in your Sanctum sanctorum.
wrapped up in the study ol some favorite
authors, or communing wiibthe hallowed j
nine— woen lo ! in pops a creditor, and !
throws a bucket of ice water upon your!
burning thoughts! “Hi! tny dear |
friend, I'm extremely glad to see you.”
There is another lie to answer for!
Miss is preparing for a party ; the
carriage is waiting at the door—nod still
she lingers before the mirror adjusting
Iter rich tresses, (i. e.) bean catchers.)
when in comes a dear triend ; biting her
lips with vexation, at the same time for
cing a smile, she exclaims : “A h ! 7’ui
extremely glad to see you.” There is
another bumper.
Madam has pickles or sausages to
make, and is up to her ears in pots and
kettles, when Mrs. Somebody enters
with her six little ones, and dressed off
as neat as if they hud just escaped from
six mouths imprisonment in a hand box.
“ Bless me ! J' to extremely glad to see
you !” I’ts a thumper—it’s a downright
lie; in Iter heart she w islied her and all
ol her brood to the , I’d like to have
said it.
When I hear persons say “do call
again and see me,” it sounds very modi
like, “ John show the gentleman out.”
ll I hear a man say he is sorry for the
losses of his dear friend, I generally trans
late—“ hold fast is good maxim.
is no such thing as sincere po
liteness ; to be wdiut the fashionable world
terms politp, we must necessarily be hv.
pociideal. The characteristic of sincer
ity iS'bluntness, and a sincere man will
never have the buck ache.
A Sermon in a Bar-Room.
We were among the listeners to a ser
mon at such (daces a few days ago. —
The preacher was a stout, rough looking
man, and somewhat the worse for his
potations. While he stood ufk'he coun
ter, a person entered the room, conver
sing aloud with his companion, and swpar
ing most vehemently, and without any
apparent provocation. Our stout ac
quaintance was at the moment intent on
extracting from hi* glass the undissolved
sugar adhering lo the bottom of it; hear
ing the loud volley of oaths, lie pm down
his tumbler, wiped his lips with his hand
kerchief, aud approaching the swearer,
said—
“ Look a here, mister.’’ The strang
er looked. “If 1 was to say putty hard
things about the old gentleman your father
what would you do? Would'iynu smack
me over ?”
The stranger looked at him a moment,
and then said smilingly—
“ I’m afraid l couldn’t do that.*’
“ Well,” said the first, “ 1 reckon you
could, purty easy. At all event*, you’d
sarve ine right if you would. But, old
feller, you jest dune more than that to
me.’
“ I have!” exclaimed the stranger
in surprise.
“ Yes, you have,” said the first. “ 7
come here to get my bitters— it may be a
leetle too often ; and there’s a good
many things 1 do too often that 7'd better
not do at all.’ But (here’s one thing
1 don’t do ; and you’d better leave it off,
before you hurt any body else’s feelings
by it as yon have done mine !”
“1 ? What is it ?’’ exclaimed the
tranger in evident dismay.
“ You speak a seriain name too free
ly,” siad the first—“ a name you and I
had better not speak, or only with onr
hats off? Pardon me, old feller—l
couldn’t help telling you of this.”
Thus saying, the poor fellow walked
off, and the other followed him with Itis
eyes for a moment, when he turned round
and remhiked—
“ That’s but an ignorant poor fellow,
I perceive ; but lie has taught me a les
son 1 shall take rare and not forget.—
A sin that brings no enjoyment is rather
a losing affair.”— American Telegraph.
[Correspondence Savannah Republican.']
DARIEN NOV. 28, 1351.
Messrs. Editors: —ln accordance
with previous notice, a very large num
ber of citizens of Mc7otosh and the sur*
grounding counties, met in this place to
tfake into consideration the importance
aad practicability of direct trade. It is
seldom that I have ever witnessed the
same enthusiasm, and manifestation of
feeling in favor of any subject or enter
prise, and if this lie an index of its even
tual success, its friends may indeed be
gratified. Mr. Baylor, our Consul at
Amsterdam, made a most capital speech,
fully showing its practicability and the
great benefit that must result to die
South, should tliey, to a man go into (lie
matter. It is high time for us to wake
up from our lethargy, and give our at
tention to this enterprise, indeed,were,
to give the tame attention u our tnnuied
interests aud prosperity (bat * do to our
political, we would most certainly be bet
ter off.
Yours respectfully, DARIEN,
Report of the Postmaster General.
Mr. Hall has made an able and lucid
report of the business of the Post Oflice
Department. Let the reader realize, it
lie can, 53,272,252 miles of annual trans..
jportation, and more than eight and a I
! half millions oftlti* by railroad. The
| cost ofall this is nearly three and a half
| millions ol dollars* California and Ore-
Igou are embraced in this service, and the
whole of the vast area of country be
tween the Atlantic and Pacific. Under
the five and ten cents rate of postage,
the Department last year received $6,-
780,493, or an increase of $999,006
over the fiscal year ending June 30, 1849.
This is under the old law.
The estimates of expenditure for the
present fiscal year is $7,123,448, but the
precise income from the law of March
last, establishing the three cents rate of
postage, cannot he estimated, for the rea .
son that the law has not been long enough
in operation to demonstrate its effect up
on the revenues. It.will, therefore, re
quire another year to show the effect of
that law upon the revenue, both in the
reduction ol letter postage on printed
matter.
The Postmaster General, with the
fact staring him in the face, that it w ill
require all the surplus money in the Trea
sury, and latge appropriations Ironi Con
gress, to meet the animal expenditures
of the Department, is opposed lo any re
duction in the rales of postage. He
shows that, between a country like Great
Britain and this, no just comparison can
be drawn, and that there are reasons, ins
ternal and external, which prove the ini
jiossibilitx of placing the two systems on
.the same basis.
From Home Gazette.
The T\ro Beggars.
1 he follow itig story is worth repeating,
and so I will write it out lor the benefit
of the printer and those who patronise
him.
7 have an acquaintance who keeps a
store, and who lias with his fellow store-’
keepers, endured a full share of annoy
ance from the begging fraternity who
find it much easier to gain admission
through doors that all may enter at will
titan through such as only open at the
jingling of a bell or the clatter of a
knocker. One day this friend was stand
ing in front of Itis counter, when an eb
derlv, and tolerably well dressed man
came in, and a few words made known
the fact that he wished to raise a small stmt
of money by levying contribution on a
certain number of benevolent strangers,
instead of seeking to supply his need
by entering upon some useful employ
ment.
Wbile telling his story, the solicitor of
charity without being invited, helped
himself to a chair, and very co,oly and
deliberately proceeded w ith his experi
ment on my friend’s purse, or till, as the
use might be.
Os course, while lie talked, his auditor
was quietly digesting some courteous
but effective form of denial. He Imd not
yet fixed the precise terms in which it
was to be done, when another visitor dar
kened his door. Glad of an excuse to
break away from the beggar, my friend
stepped forward to meet the new comer.
“ Will you be so kind as to—”
My friend waited to hear no more.—
The look aud tone were not to be mis
taken. Here was another individual
who preferred to live without labor.
“ Talk to tile old gentleman silting
back there.” was his low spoken reply as
a bright thought flashed suddenly
though his mind.
All the world, on passed beggar num -
ber two—and presently stood, hat) in
hand, and with a woe begone supplicat
ing look, before beggar number one,
wit ini he supposed to be the senior of the
store.
“ Will you be so kind as to just help
me to— ’*
He got no farther, for beggar number
one comprehended, instantly, the trick
that had been flayed on him, and start
ing up, beat a hasty retreat through a
side door, and was soon lost amid the
crowd which thronged the pavement.
Fora moment beggar number two
looked confussed at the sudden disap
pearance of the respectable looking old
gentleman, ami then, without a word,
imitated bis example.
My friend has, of course, seen neither
of them since, and what is more, lives in
no dread of a second visitation,
A Fable.
-r!n honest old man endured beat and
cold, and tilled his land in cheerfulness
and hope. On a sudden a heavenly vis
ion appeared before him, and lie was
afraid. Then the shape spoke ; —“ lam
.Solomon. What an thou doing, old
man ?”
“ If thou art Solomon, bow canst thou
ask ?’ inquired he. “ Thou didst send
me in tny youth to the am ; 7 consider
ed her ways, and learned to labour and
to save, and do so still.’
‘ You learned only half the lesson,’ re
plied the shadow. ‘Go once more lo
the ant, and learn from her to rest in the
winter of thy days, and lo enjoy the fruits
of thy labor.
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OGLETHORPE Dec.*l9 tlv 1851.
Agents for the South-West Georgian)
Spencer Caldwell, Fori Gaines, Ga
Jeter A. Hogue, near Americas, do.
Col. Wm. T. Perkins, Cuthbert, do.
G. Caritheks, Esq. Cuthbert, do.
Gilbert M. Stokes, Slade, Lee to. do.
Dr. V\ m. M. Stokes, Dooly co. do.
M. L. Holman, Brooksduk, Stew'rt do.
A. A. Blakely, Grijfiii , Pike co. do.
John W. Giiiffin, Griffin, do.
J. TANARUS, Mav, Franciwillc, do.
W. J. Parker, Chenuba. Lee Cos., do.
A. J. Williams, Agent for Sumter co.
Cullen Webb, Traveler's Rest do.
French Haggard, Athens do.
1C eduction in the terms ot the
South-West Georgian.
After the first day of October the Geor
gian will be furnished to subscribers
at the following rates :
SI,OO lor C months, if paid in advanre,
i*2s “ “ if not paid in advance.
2,00 for 12 months if paid in advance,
2,50 “ “ if not paid in advance,
Inducements to Clubs.
Five Copies 6 months for $4,00 in advance,
Ten Copies “ “ “ 7,00 “
Five Copies 12 months “ 8,00 “
Ton Copies “ “ “ 15,00 “
Fifteen Copies 12 mo. “ 20,00 “
We have been induced to offer the above
terms in order lo increase the circulation of
our paper, and for that purpose we earnstly
solicit the co-operation of our fiicnds. If
we meet with sufficient encuragement, we
intend getting new material in a few months
and enlarging our paper.
Union Nomination For County Officers
At a meeting on Tuesday last, of the
delegates of this county, rejected for the
purpose of nominating suitable can
didates for County Officers, the folx
lowing gentlemen were nominated :
For Sheriff—Davis Gammage.
For Clerk Superior Court—W. W. Corbitt.
For Clerk Inferior Court—W J. Collins.
For Tax Collector Wm; Sliealy:
Foi County surveyor Elijah Williams.
For Coroner John Cox.
To our Country Subscribers who take
their papers ft otn the Post Offiee in
Oglethorpe. —Your papers will in fu
ture be leli in the Printing Office, up
stairs over the Post Office, where you
can call at any lime and get them. 7l
this arrangement does not suit all, those
who are dissatisfied will please let it be
known and we will continue lo deposite
their papers in the Post Office.
YOUNGBLOOD & HOLLAND.
Our paper lias been unavoidably de
layed a day beyond our time of publica
tion, by the excessive cold weather
which we have had to contend with for
the last few days. It hailed and it snow
ed and we froze up.
Religions Meeting.
We have been requested to state, that a
protracted meeting will be held at the Lu
theran Church, on the Pond Town road,
seven Miles from Oglethucpe, commenc
ing on ClirUtinas day. The Rev. L.
Bedenbaogh, C. W. Shepperson, P. A.
Strobel and others are expected. The
public are invited.
Rather Funny.— The Editor of the
Democrat has lately been presented with
what he calls a “Southern Rights Knife”
which he is disposed to brag of extensive
ly, and is lavish in recommending to his
“Southern Rights friends.” The funni
est thing about the matter is, that this
verry knife with the “appropriate South
ern Rights motto, engraved on the blade,”
which the Editoi is so proud to “pocket”
was made at the North! the identical
place that some of his fire-eating breth
ren, if not himself, “hate like It—I!”
Excursion of the Legislature anil the
Governor to Sea. —Our Governor and
Members of the Legislature, as was an
ticipated, on lust Friday, suspended bu
siness entirely and put out to Savannah
on a pleasure excursion. We learn from
the Savannah Republican that they met
with a “ grand reception’ a wonderful
** Jolification” took place on the strength
of it. On Saturday Morning the party
went on board a couple of Steamers em
ployed for the occasion and pot nut to
sea. They returned lo the city’ late in
the evening when the ’ * jolification* was
renewed and lusted until a late hour at
night.
We have no objection so far as we are
concerned to the Legislature visiting
Savannah more than nn other place,but we
cannot do otherwise than believe that the
present session of that body will Be un
necessarily protracted thereby, and be
sides, it lias established a precedent which
will perhaps interfere with the regular
routine of business in every .future Legis
lative assembly. If there had been any
reul necessity for this waste of time and
procrastination of business it would have
been a different thing, but theie was
none whatever. Savannah had repre.. :
seulatives, who could have made known !
to the Legislature all they really learned 1
iiy (heir excursion, and thus have saved
them the time and expense of the trip.—
If Savannah must be visited by the Leg
islature, so should every other importat
point in the State—why not suspend bu
siness and take a regular circuit—trav
erse Georgia in every direction un
til they were fully acquainted with the
Legislative wants of every portion and
then return to the seat o| Government,
and act accorcing to those wants? Such
a proceeding would be more justifiable
in our humble opinion than the trip
which they have just taken.
‘‘Our Macon Street Cotemporary.”
Wt see in the last vehicle of bombast
hurled forth, hissing, from the den of
Disunion and Government destruction,
over the way, an awful epistle of foul
blackguardism which no publisher of a
newspaper who had any regard for decen -
cy “r respect lor his columns would per
mii to occupy a place in his paper. We
had no idta before, that the Editor of the
Democrat, occupying the station that lie
assumes at least, to fulfill, was so lost to
every sense of refinement, ar.d so vulgar
minded, as not only to admit an article
ol ih efilthiest nature into Ids columns,
but to father it himself as the production
ol Ins own polhuediind contaminated brain.
The article which we have alluded to,
was a retaliation onus for defending an
attack on our private business, winch we
still repeat, wt:s “unkind, ungcntleniaiilv
and uncalled for.’ The old hopeful of
the Democrat has labored hard in his
wonderful epistle to convince somebody
that lie was really “ good humored, art
lol, inventive, judgmatic and learned,
and that his first article which* justly
stirred up tlie^indignation of the person
implicated, was only a “good humored
satire’ penned “without the slightest
lee ling of disrespect or irukiodness to
wards him or us. Thi* would all be well
provided the public could be persuaded’
to believe it, but it is a * * fish story” which
cannot be swallowed quite as easily as
“Jonah swallowed the whale,” for all
who read that article and expressed an !
opinion in our hearing, pronounced it a
meddlesome attack by the editor upon
something that did not concern him.—
“ ll has however been th uniform policy
of the Democrat to “fish story” itself out
ol editorial difficulties by endeavoring to
impress the public that it is always in the
right, and that everybody ebe is igno
ramuses and liav’ut got sense enough to be
right if they were so disposed. We are
willing to admit that the Editor of the
Democrat is smarter than common peo
ple especially in dealing out vulgar slang
on all who refuse to bow to his bombas
tic rex mnre in acknowledgement ol his
superior talents
7n the last of the Editors “ awful epis
tle,” be puts on a wojul long face and
tells the people, if we dont mind lie “ will
fix the charge of meddler and envy where
it properly belong*.” This much we
are inclined to think lie has already done
in his article in relation to Dr. H’s Card,
which will forestall the necessity of fur
ther effort. He further endeavors to ex
cite the sympathies of the public in his
behalf, to enable him to establish a false
“merit” lor which he < can “inde\
pendent!y demand a reicard, and thereby
force us to “ feed on the crumbs of pity,”
by stating that “he has never sought a
quarrel with the “Georgian” nor any
other coiemporary,” and that he belches
forth his v ulgar slang w hich would defile
the lips of any who were not totaly void
of decency, in selfdefence.
We make no boasts of what shall
do or say next week, what we shall fix,
or what “reasons” we shall establish
“ hereafter,” but one thing is certain,
and that is, we believe we are in the right
and we intend lo govern ourgi-Jf ac
cording!}’.
National Democracy.
7t is really amusing to see the fire
ealing presses, which but a few months
since ‘hated the Union like ll—l’ and
swore eternal vengeance against the whole
north, now strongly advocating a Air*
, tionul Democracy. It is also amusing
to see the Democratic secession party, of
I Georgia, who but a short time since met
1 in convention and resolved to support no
candidate for the Presidency or Vice
, Presidency that the A orth had any thing
to do with, now ready, willing and even
anxious to send delegates to a National
Convention, lo be styled the National
Democratic Convention, to nominate a
National Democrat, yea, even a Northern
■
i to receive the support of
J Southern Disunionists for President. —
What will those chameleon fanatics do
l next ? They were first deadly opposed
to the late compromise measures —ready
‘to tear the Union in fragments. Next,
would abide the Compromise but could
not possibly support a northern man for
President. Now they are ready, yea,
eager to take their Northern Brethren
jby the hand, make apologies for their
i past conduct, join them in caucus, nomi
nate a Northern man, and give him their
hearty support for the Presidency. Oh !
consistency thou an indeed a jewell.
Terrible and Fatal Accident.
A most melancholy and heart-rending
accident occurred near Prattsville, Mon
roe county, on Sunday last. The family
of Mr. Robert Winn, who resides near
Forsyth, consisting of Mrs. Wmn ami
four interesting children, had been on a
vLit to some relations. On approaching
the rail road, it is supposed that the boy
drove the mules too near to the track,
and slopped them for the pnrpn-e of let
ting the train pass. The mile*, how
ever, became frightened, and dashed
.across the track immediately in front of
the cars. They escaped unhurt ; but
the train, running at nearly full speed,
came in full contact with the horourlie,
(•lushing it to atoms —killing the driver
instantly, and carrying the fragments,
together with the unfortunate victims,
some tw o hundred yards upon the cow
catcher ! The we are told,
was beyond conception* Mrs, Winn
was horribly mangled,but will probably
survive. The oilier three children w ere
still alive on Monday, hut no hopes were
entertained of their recovery. Medical
aid was promptly furnished by the Presi
dent of the Company, and we understand
that every kindness lias been extended to
the sufferers by Dr. Winn and other
gentlemen in the neighborhood. It is
supposed by some that the negro was
intoxicated, as tire fragments ot a broken
bottle were found in his pocket after
death, and his coat was saturated with
spirits. We understand that M r*. Winn
herself does not attach any particular
blame to the Engineer. The calamity
was indeed a sad one, and Mi. Winn de
serves, as lie will doubtless receive, the
sympathies of the public Mr*. Winn, we
understand, is the daughter u( Mrs
I Tharpe, ol this county.
Shameful Proceedings in Congress.
We find the following in the report of
the congressional proceedings ol Wednes
day •
Mr. Smith, of Alabama, gave notice
that at an early day he should move a
joint resolution, directing the Secretary
of the State to furnish Louis Kossuth
with the Acts of Congress, against trea
son and misdemeanors, to prevent his
making any more seditions speeches.
Mr. Stanton, of Ky., inquired if the
gentleman from Alabama wish to re-enact
the law against sedition.
Mr. Smith did not wi.-h to re-enact
any such law, but he wanted ltd more
Pampero expeditions.
The Speaker said, ns the motion Had
been objected to, it was not competent
for tile House to take a vote ; Inn a mo
tion could be given by leaving it with the
Clerk.
A Washington correspondent of the
Baltimore Sun says—
A mad proposition was made in the
House to impeach Kossuth for treason ;
io which Gov. Ddiy moved an amend
ment, welcoming him and appropriating
$ 1,000,000 in Itis reception
Is it not truly bumilaling that the
yJmerican Congress should be disgraced
with such shameful proceedings. Such
motions are in direct violation of the semi
ment of the people of this country, and
are calculated t call a blush to every
American cheek. Members in the day
of the Austrian minister at Washington
could not do more to wound the lee lings
ol the illustrious man wlio lias just arrived
among us, or to falsify the public opinion
of this country in Europe. The Smith
family, long since immortalized in this
country, will now he famous in Austria,
and the movement of SMITH of Alabama
will he circulated in the Austrian journals,
with the editorials of Webb of the N. Y.
Courier, to prove that America is hos
tile to popular liberty, and that our peo
ple have no sympathy with the exiles
which Austrian and Russian tyranny has
driven to our shores.
Rail Road Connection. —We learn
that the connection between the Macon
and Western and the Central Rail Road
was completed on Wednesday, and that
twelve cars, laden with Cotton, for Sa
vannah, have passed over the line.
The Sun Antonio and Mexican Gulf
Rail Road. —This project appears to
be progressing. Large donations of;
landed and money have been received in I
aid of the undertaking, and. as we have
learn from the Western Texan, a contract
for the first mile of the work has been
taken, and will be commenced inamedi- :
ately. V j
On a Country Wife.
1 r ‘
BY TIM.
A waggish chap, whose vixen wife,
By drowning, lost her precious life,
Called out his neighbors all around,
And told ’ein that his spouse was drown’d
And spite of search, could not be found ;
lie'knew, he said, the very nook
Where she had tumbled in the brook,
And he had dragg'd along the shore,
Above the place, a mile or more.
“ Above the place f” the people cried—
“ Why, what d’ye mean 1” the oian replied,
“Os course, you dun’t suppose l T d go
And waste the lime to look below !
I’ve known the woman quite a spell.
And learnt her fashions tol’bleWell-
Alive or dead, she’d go 1 swow,
Against the current any how.”
[Boston Post, 3
We learn Irvin the Southern Sentinel,
published at Columbus, Gh., that seveal
months since, the family ol the editor of
that journal was alarmed by a sudden
arid imnendinus explosion, about ten
o’clock at night, hi an adjoining room.—
Upon inquiry, it was ascertained that tire
hollow brass knob on the top of the com’
mon andiron had exploded, throwing a
fragment of it with great force into the
ceding. The report was louder than a
pistol, and the knob was throw ti with sul
fficieni power to have kiHed a mat)
Tliecircumstances was attributed to the
sudden expansion of the air tonfim and
within the knob, but as such an occtir
ance had never been known before, and
the explanation was regarded uusatislac
lory, no mention was made of it. The
reoccuram e however in Columbus.of.twu
similar accidents within the last ten days,
his induced him to mention the fact ns a
caution to housekeepers and others
against the Use of andirons of 1 this des
cription. The editor states that he has
know n now three difieieut explosions un
der exactly similar circumstances—all of
them fortunately liarinlesss, but in eat b
casethe fragment of the knob was thrown
oil w ith force enough to have killed r,i
seriously wounded Hoy one whom it might
have si. u*k, and suggests if they are
used, the knob should hnve a hole drilled
in it of Sufficient mz- to admit the free es
rape of any air that it may contain.
Cuba and the United stales.— The
United'Stales flow, and lor the first time,
take precedence of every other country in
ns trade with the l-laud ol (Juba. By it
statement ot the xabe ol the Cub v trade
lor the past year, it appears iliat the im
portations reached the sum of $28,683,-
227, and the exportations $25.631,948,
making the total amount oxer lifu-lour
millioii id dollars. The importations of
ISoQ exceeded those ot 1849 i>\ 10 per®
cent., and the exportation* In 14 per
rent. I lie increase of trade w ith toe
United Slates in one year lias been over
two millions of dollars. .7n 1849 tins
total v.'.liie of ih** trade with ill - United
Stutt was sl2 879.552, in 1350, $16,-
012,613.
Congressional Ntnys*
On Mondays the Ko-solh
which had previously pas-cd the Senate,
was passed in ll.e House almost iiuaul
mdiisly. In the Senate, on the drbalc t f
Foote’s Compromise resolution, Mr. But
ler, ot Smith Carolina, defended South
ern opposition. Foote was denounced
as a traitor and demagogue, who inflam
ed.the people against South Carolina
and himself, calling them Secessionists
and di-miiotii-t*. He gave reasons for
resisting the Compromise.
Legislature of South Carolina.
—Tile bill fixing a time for the meetMl)*
of the convention elected under the au
thority ol an act entitled * an act lo pro
vide lor the appointment of deputies to a *}
Southern Congress, nr.d to call a con
vention of the people of this State,’ pass*
ed in 1850, went through its last reading
in the Senate on the 3d just., and, pass
ing, was sent lo the House. On the 4th,
the bill to prevent all persons, in any
!iou-ldveholding State that lias passed
any law for obstructing the recover ot fu- -
giiive slaves from using any ol the ( ourts
ol South Carolina for the recovery of .
d.-bts or enforcement of any contract, was
dismissed with great spirit in Committee
ol she whole House, it being the special
order of the day. The Commilt ee rex
ported against it, and the house agreed
lo the report by a vote of 82 lo 29.
A Ludicrous Mistake.— A gentle
man accustomed to the signature of the
firm in which he was a partner, having
to sign a baptismal register of one of his
children, entered it as the son of Smith
Jones Si Cos.
Mirabean said of a man who was
exceeding fat, that Cod bad created him
ably to show to what point the human
skiu could stretch w ithout breaking.
o
Wit, like every other power, has its
boundaries. Its success depends on the
apiitude of others to receive impressions ;
and (hat as some bodies, indissoluble by
beat, can set the furnace crucible at de
fiance, there are nttnds upon which rays
of fancy may be painted without effect,
and wliit h no fire of sentiment can agi
ate or exalt.