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ADVENTURES OF JOE AND SUE
- By-
JOHN W. WESTON
In the Museum
( "Yer promised to take me walkin'
! through the museum. S’posin' we
M ' start now? Sue began.
> “A guy has to go through with a
promise I reckon, but what's yer four-
R ry? I’ll stick out my chest and shoot
. | them works jes to pleze yer, won’t
, take long goin’ over that junk.”
Epf “Is yer screwy? Yu’d better take
rerself a loan o’ sense, JUNK! it’s
O| worth more than the lot under yer
>7 icalp, seems to be terrible dumb not
to see nothin’ no time.”
“Is that so! pipe down! I alius
floured a row on my hands when I
opens my jaws. I won’t start nothin’
’ j Cuess I’m no hand to be talkin’ back;
\i . 1 likely makes a mess of it, but if
yer hankerin' to be bright, yer jes
gona lose out wel let’s be startin’.”
' Ain't we gonna walk through the
park an feed them squirrels an’ pid
gins with com and take a ride on
the lake in them little love-boat.”
I “Is yer goln’ soft now? cut out
! that baloney.’’ . . . Sauntering along
a huge building loomed in sight.
■jag "Is that yonder the Jail-birds
\ house?” was Sue's eager Inquiry.
“Here you, corner the COP, he’ll
rag ® et you answered JOE. Enter
ing the museum, JOE got stuck In
the turnstile, some of his toggery was
laserated, hurting his dignity very
much, but wnen released the immen
j sity of the place made him actually
pop-eyed it all looxed so amazingly
new to him. SUE grabbed his arm
and steered him about. The first
sight that attracted their attention
was “KING TUT” safe and snugly
tucked away. There was no beauty
rest mattress In evidence and this
old guy was minus the garrulity of
KING SOLOMON’S numerous wives
and seemed quite content to hold his
rightful resting place and be con
tent to hold his rightful resting place
J pnd be contentedly left a;one.
l' > Tn the next room stood a Grecian
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goddess superbly clad in nature’s per
fect attire.
“Sightly ain't she?” grinned JOE.
sizing her curves from tip to toe. He
was transfixed his eyes bulged, his
gait petrified, that dame got him.
“What’s gotten into yer? come on
yer nut, ain’t yer shamed starin’ at
that brazen hussy with no clothes to
talk of.”
He was nuaged with an elbow that
belonged to the wrastling game, and
with great diffculty dragged away.
“What yer thinkin’? you ain’t
gonna buy that naked woman where’d
you put her, she belongs in bed un
der covers, then where’s you gonna
sleep?” was SUE’s harrangue.
In the sculpture hall they saw the
cast of a youth resting on his lan
guid ample torso.
“Holy Gee! that guy must abin
bustin’ the record when that flivver
hit.” Noticing the loss of his manly
supports. His eye was now cast on
a beautiful Venus nearby, clothed in
the remains of voluptuous nudity.
“Them two must abin aneckin’
when that Lizzie broke lose.” JOE
commented.
SUE decided to get on the trail of
some of the big pictures, what caught
her fancy was a black bewhiskered
Arab in a flowing cape, astride a
white steed, dim under layers of dust
and old varnish with expectancy of
it being removed from the wall on
immediate purchase. She hastened
to JOE.
“Well hop to it!” was the answer.
After he had scrutinized the surface
of the canvas under a glow of light,
he revolted her desire for possession.
“One guy’s plenty for the week’s
washin’.” The antique jewelry at
tracted SUEs curiosity; here JOE
balked.
“Yeah! Aint I jes tellin' this is the
finish, get that in yer bean, Savvy!
and keep it under yer bonnet.”
So, among the helpless, armless
legless, but very safe dames SUE left
him as she snooped about the picture
gallery again, convinced now that
Art had won her .recalling that her
daddy was a painter man who mostly
did chicken coops and dog houses.
JOE strayed about trying to get
Sally’s Sallies
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his thoughts straightened out. By
now he was worked up like a Xmas
“Jack in the box,” wound too tight
and ready to bust.
In his opinion the remains of all
this broken junk was ready for the
dump pile, rather than shoulders de
void of heads na dbodies destitute of
arms an legs; set forth to ensnare
the simple mind and untrained eye.
His specifications of these ultra
sphinz-like antiques were boldly
note d.
And was Joe tired?
both, they left the mu
seum and ran into an impressive lot
of bottled goods placed in a tub of
ice.
JOE guzzled three beers which
drowned three sturdy hamburgers.
“Here’s regards to them other
simps in the museum.” Now he felt
at east and much elated so he called
it a day, and the turtle-doves Jour
neyed homeward, arm in arm.
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SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 1936
On The Air
RADIO PROGRAM
Wednesday, July 15
CBS
P.M.
4:oo—Margaret McCrae, songs
4:3o—Buddy Clark, songs
s:oo—Eton Boys, quartet
s:3o—News; Sports Resume
6:oo—Lee Wiley, songs
6:3o—Benny Fields, songs
7:oo—Cavalcade of AmeriA
7:3o—Burns & Allen, comedians
B:oo—Kay Thompson
B:3o—“Come On Let’s Sing”
9:oo—Gang Busters
9:3o—March of Time
10:00—Dick Stabile’s Orchestra
10:30 —Don Bester’s Orchestra
11:00—Jan Garber’s Orchestra
11:30—Bernie Cummins’ Orchestra
12:00—midnight, Eddie House, organ
Thursday, July 16
A.M.
7:00—On the Air Today
7:3o—Salon Musicale
B:oo—Larry Vincent, songs
B:3o—As You Like It
9:00 —Fred Feibel, organist
9:30 —Salon Musicale
10:00 —Blue Flames
10:30—News in Spanish
11:00—Poetic Strings
11:30—Summer Rhythm.
12:00—noon, Matinee Memories
P.M.
12:30—Academy of Medicine Pro
gram
I:oo—Between the Bookends
I:3o—Music in the Air
2:oo—Salvation Army Staff Band
2:30—D0 You Remember?
3:00—All Hands on Deck
3:3o—Greetings from Old Kentucky
4:oo—Bluebirds
Wednesday, July 15
NBC
4:oo—Jackie Heller, tenor
4:3o—The Singing Lady
s:oo—Flying Time
s:3o—News; Entertainers >
6:oo—Amos ’n Andy
6:3o—Doris Wester, songs
7:oo—One Man’s Family
7:3o—Wayne King’s Orchestra
8:00—Col. Stoopnagle and Bud
B:3o—Symphny Orchestra
9:oo—Your Hit Parade and Sweep
stakes
9:3o—Mart Kenny’s Orchestra
10:00—Jolly Coburn’s Orchestra
10:30—Phil Ohman's Orchestra
11:00—Shandor, violinist
11:30—Luigi Romanellis Orchestra
12:00—midnight, Fletcher Hender-
son’s Orchestra
A.M.
12:30—Keith Beecher's Orchestra
Thursday, July 16
7:oo—Morning Devotions
7:3o—Cheerio
B:oo—Songs My Mother Taught Me
8:00 —Breakfast club
9:oo—News; Alden Edkins, songs
9:3o—Ralph Kirberry, dream singer
10:00—Wendell Hall, songs
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10:30—Fiddlers Three
11:00—Girl Alone, sketch
11:30—Dan Harding’s Wife
12:00—noon, Words and Music
P.M.
12:30—National Farm and Home
Hour
I:oo—Thursday Matinee
I:3o—Jos. Llttau’s Orchestra
THE TUTTS by Crawford Young!
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2:oo—Music Guild
2:3o—Harold Nagel’s Orchestra \
3:oo—Woman's Radio Review I
3:3o—Light Opera Company 1/M
4:oo—South Sea Islanders ’
Queries reproofs etc., are welconv
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care of this paper.