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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
M. S. STEWART,
ARCHITECT
Estimates on Plans and Specifi¬
cations cheerfully furnished.
Office No. 8 Hurst Building
PFTiHAM, GEORGIA.
J. W. McClain, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN ANI) SURGEON.
Office in Piney Woods Dr u g () 0 >
building.
Residence on McDonald Street.
C-W. REID.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
PELHAM, GA.
Office in new City Hall building.
Residence on Hand Avenue.
J. R. CLEMENTS.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
PELHAM, GA.
Office in Turner Building. and can
be fonnd at night at residence on
Hand Ave., McClain. formerly occupied by
Dr. J . W.
All calls answered promptly
W. S. HTX.X., JS/L. D.
I*@llinm, <ia.
Office at Drug Store during the day
and residence at night.
J. R. O’Neal.
DENTIST.
Office in mize building
PELHAM GEORGIA.
DAVIS & MERRY
A TTO RNE YS- A T- LAW,
Camilla, Ga.
Offices
Pelham Ga.
Practice In All Courts
O. B. BUSH.
Physician and Surgeon
Office in Hurst Block over Mitchell
County Supply Company.
Residence on Barrow Ave
Calls answered day or night. Leav^
calls with Piney-Woods Drug Co.,
Mitchell County Supply Company,
or Residence. Residence Phot.e No.
88, office No. 44.
REAL ESTATE.
Farm and City property bought
and sold. Rents seen after on rea¬
sonable terms. List your lands for
sale. Let us know your wants.
Pslham Land Loan & Improvement Co.
D. L. Turner, Sec. & Mgr.
Office over Pelham State Bank.
IN CAMP OR FIELD — AT]
MOUNTAIN OR SHORE
There is always* chance
to enjoy eeme shooting
TO A RELIABLE SHOOT WELL FIREARM: YOU MUST BE EQUIPPED kind WITH i
been making for the only fifto we have j
upwards of years.
Our Lina: RIFLES, PISTOLS, SHOTGUNS,
RIFLE TELESCOPES, ETC.
Ask your Dealer, and insist on the
STEVENS. Where not sold by Re¬
tailers, we ship direct, express pre¬
paid. upon receipt of Catalog price.
Send for 140 Pace illustrated
catalog. An indispensable book, of
ready reference for nan and boy
shooters. Mailed for 4 cents In
stamps to eower postage. Beautiful
Tea Color Hanger forwarded for
six cents In stamps.
J. STEVENS ARMS k TOOL CO.
P. O. Box 4097
Chicopee Falls,
Hass., V.S.A.
A Boomerang.
“I know a German editor," said a
newspaper man, “who found himself
one night when the paper was about
to go to press without any editorials
What was he to do? It was too late
to write any himself, too late to have
any written. Like a (lash an inspit a
(ion came to him. and. dipping his pen.
he wrote hurriedly:
“'After carefully reading the edi
toriais written for the morning's issue
by four of the' ablest and most bril
iiant members of our staff we have
come to the conclusion that they might
be misinterpreted by the authorities
and regarded as an attack on the gov
eminent. We ourselves consider them
perfectly innocent, but as we have no
desire to see our newspaper confiscated
we have very unwillingly, though, as
we think, prudently, resolved to with
hold the articles in question. This
must serve as an apology to our read¬
ers for a blank editorial page.'
"Imagine this editor’s shock when his
secretary telephoned him the uext
morning, that the paper had been con
flseated.
“'But—but on what ground?’ the ed¬
itor gasped.
" 'For malicious ridicule of the gov¬
ernmental authorities by the omission
of the editorials.’ Los Angeles Times
Pet Poisoning a Trade.
“Every town has its pet poisoner if
yon know where to find him,’’ said a
druggist. "These men keep my stock
of alkaloids on the move. There is a
demand for the pet poisoner. Suppose
your favorite dog breaks his back
What a relief, then, to summon the pel
poisoner and have the animal slain
without pain. Cats and birds, dogs
and even fish come within the prov¬
ince of the pet poisoner. He charges
usually a dollar a case, but if you are
rich he won’t object to charging you
or $10. Some folks In their wills leave
directions that their pet dogs or cats be
poisoned, fearing that the animals
would find life too harsh and sad after
their loving owners’ decease.
folks, too, if they are going away for a
long time—making a tour of the world
say—have their pets poisoned
than trust them to servants possibly
careless. Mistaken kindness 1 call such
doings, and that, I bet. is what the
call it too.”—Cincinnati Enquirer.
“Either” and “Neither."
There are two or three things
these two words that one should re
member. In the first place, they
never be used In connection with
than two things—ns: “It was eitlie
Tuesday or Wednesday,’’ nor vtfh
Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday
was neither Tuesday nor Wednesday,
not “neither Tuesday, Wednesday n r
Thursday.” Then, either should mx
used in the sense of each, as "they
walked on, one on either s:\le of th:
road." It should he one on. "each'
side of the road. The third caution
about the pronunciation. Some per
sons insist that ’'they should he pro
nounced “i-ther” and "ni-ther.”
the “i” long. But this is more an af
feetation perhaps than anything else
The best authorities agree that
right pronunciation is “e-ther”
“ne-ther.”—New York World.
“Pinched.”
The humor of school and college ex
aminatlous is perennial. One sped
men was contributed by one of
high schools where a girl in the de¬
partment of history was required
write a brief sketch of Queen Eliza
beth. Her paper when turned in
found to contain the following
tence: “Elizabeth was so dishonest that
she stole her soldiers’ food.”
teacher who conducted these examina
tions was puzzled to know just whenei
this particular information had perco
lated into the girl’s mind. So,
her up. she asked the question.
Why.” was the ready answer, "that’s
just what it says in the history.”
The book was sent for and the pas
sage examined. It was found to read.
“Elizabeth was so parsimonious that
she pinched her soldiers’ ration.”
Bookman.
A Curious Rescue.
Two officers limiting wolves on the
•Dry mountain, in central Servia. lo.s
their way in a fog. After wandering
for fourteen hours one of them lay
down In the snow and speedily became
unconscious. His comrade bound him
with cords, placed him in a sitting po
sition and then rolled him down the
mountain. He glided down the slope at
terrific speed and reached the bottom
safely, being found an hour later in an
exhausted condition by a peasant.
Man and Plants.
M. Camille Saint-Saeus says: “1 do
not pretend to adduce irrefragable evi
denee in support of m.v theory that
man began his earthly career as a
plant. I do maintain, however, that an
impartial examination of my theory
must aiiow that my assumption and
hypotheses are sufficiently plausible to
be considered justifiable.”
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At the same time the new Ayer’s Hair
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the growth of the hair, keeping all the I
tissues of the hair and scalp in a healthy
condition. The hair stops falling, dan
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‘•After doctoring 15years for chron¬
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hundred dollars, nothing has done
me as much good as Dr. King’s New
Life Pills, I consider them the best
pills ever sold:” writes B. F. Ayscue,
of Ingleside, N. C. Sold under gua¬
rantee at Hill & King’s drug store,
25c.
Operation for Piles will not be ne¬
cessary if you use ManZan Pile Rem¬
edy, guaranteed. Price 50c.—“Said
by Consolidated Clothing and Drug
Co.
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YOU KNOW WHO THESE TWO LITTLE PEOPLE
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Lester M. Nelson, of Naples, Maine,
says in a recent letter :“I haved used
Dr. King’s New Discovery many
years, for cough* and colds, and I
think it saved my life. I have found
it a reliable remedy for throat and
lung complaints, and would no more
be without a bottle than I would be
without food.” For nearly forty
years New Discovery has stood at
the head of throatfand lung remedies.
As a preventive of pneumonia, and
healer of weak lungs it has no equal.
Sold under guarantee at Hill & King’s
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