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MAKE ROOM SALE
A Few Prices of the Many things that we are offering to sell cheap for the next 30 days.
Summer Dress Goods.
Corded Plaid Swiss, regular price 80c, now going a t..............................2oc
Indian Swiss, regular price 80c, now going at....................................2,»c
Paris Tissues; regular price 10c, uow going at ...................................*~c
Good Organdies, regular price 18c, now going ab~...............................15c
Better value, regular price 85c, now going at. ................................80c
China Silk, regular price 40c, now going at....... ............................... Me
Persian Organdies, regular price 25c- now going at ..............................20c
White Fancy Organdies, regular nrice 30c, now going at.........................25c
French Mercerized Batiste, regular price 25c. now going at.....................20c
Fancy Batiste, regular price 12>£c, now going at.................................10c
Remember these prices do not last always, and if you want to take advantage of them come right in the next time you are in town and for yourself
all kinds of Country Produce see
what these prices means to you. We buy and pay highest market-price for same.
Ihmmmmm G. W. McCORMICK & COMPANY.
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A Live SteaK.
“It Is a mistake,” said the president
of the New York Walters’ club, “to
think that an Englishman always
wants his beef excessively rare. As a
matter of fact, the English like their
beef better done than we do. I once
saw a waiter,” he continued, “serve an
English duke with a cut of very, very
rare sirloin. The duke looked closely
at the slice of bright red meat Then
he said:
“ ‘Waiter, just send for the butcher,
will you?’
" ‘The butcher, sir?’ the waiter stam¬
mered. beef
“ ‘Yes,’ said the duke. ‘This
doesn’t seem to be quite dead yet.’ ”
Charlotte Bronte's Last Tribute.
“He will not separate us we have
been so happy!” These were the last
words of Charlotte Bronte when, ha\
ing become Mrs. Nicholls and having
lived with her husband only nine
■ months, death came to snatch the cup
of domestic felicity from the lips of
the happy pair. A low. wandering de
lirium came on. Wakening for an In¬
stant from this stupor, she saw her
husband’s woe worn face and caught
the sound, of some murmured words 1 |
Of prayer that God would spare her.
;® -wth'v".Vh h ’” she whispered , L” “I t“ am not TOr * going, te
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The Words That Won. j
In London one of the weekly papers
offered Voma/I n n ntdntA prize for the fhn best list linf Ar of
strong words to number ten. The an¬
nouncement specified that but ten
words would be considered from any
one person and a committee of literary
men would select from the numbers
offered the ten strongest words ln the
English language.
These are the words that won: Hate,
blood, hungry, dawn, coming, gone,
love, dead, alone, forever.
Do you think of any stronger, fuller
of suggestion?—Exchange."
Not Herself.
Farmer (to medical man)—If you get
out my way any time, doctor, I wish
you’d stop and see my wife. I think
she ain’t feelin’ well. Doctor—What
makes you think so? Farmer—Well,
this mornin’, after she had milked the
cows, an’ fed the pigs, an’ got break¬
fast for the men, an’ washed the
dishes, an’ built a Are under the cop¬
per in the wash ’ouse, an’ done a few
odd Jobs about the house, she com¬
plained o’ feelin’ tired-like. I fancy
she needs a dose o’ medicine.—London
Scraps.
Charity.
Clara — At Jennie’s wedding last
week, owing to a misunderstanding,
she had to wait at the church thirty
minutes for the bridegroom. Maud—
Oh, well, thirty minutes isn’t any¬
thing to a woman who has waited
thirty years.
Anxious.
Professor Stone—To the geologist a
thousand years * or so are not counted
as any time at . all. „ Man In T the Au¬ .
dience-Great Scott! And to think I
made a temporary loan of £2 to a
man who holds such view's!—London
Telegraph.
Progress Reported.
“Did you have any luck fishing?”
“Yes.”
“How many did you catch?”
“I didn’t catch any. But I thought
op some mighty good stories to tell
the folks at home.”—Washington Star.
Poker and Bridge.
Knicker—I was sitting up with a
very sick friend last night. I tell you.
Mrs. Knicker—Yes. I sat up with his
sick wife all this afternoon —Harper’s
Bazar.
Suggested by a Lady.
^Let me have five two-cent stamps,
please,” said a lady to the polite young
man behind the counter in the post¬
offlce
“Yessum,” he said, handing them
out.
“Can’t you let me have them in one
piece?” she added.
‘“Certainly, ma’am,” said the young
man. “Can I send them home for
»
“Oh, no; I don’t live far away, and
I am going straight home. I wouldn’t
put you to the trouble.”
“No trouble at all,” said the polite
nfhcial. “I haven’t very much to do
today, and I could easily spare an
hour.”
“Very much obliged,” said the lady,
^ smiling sweetly. “Dear me,” she add
p U ^)„g on n stamp, “what a bother
j t j g j. Q s tamp letters! Why can’t we
gen( j j e tters and let the postolflce send
j n ^ e j r on ce a month?”
“They might just as well,” said the
obliging young man sympathlzingly.
“I’ll "‘ mention Washington the fact in my next re
p t o
“Will you? How nice! But you
mustn’t mention sugges'tedby my name. a“lady. Say the
Catching a Bride.
A certain Siberians the bride
to to* permit!ed to have a wife
ho ena^aeje h her. But they do
hdiTiHr’TOarTsszair rta-s --a m
Thj} brkle surrounded by her female
’ ln a big tent As
soon as she sees him she runs off.
He follows like Hippomenes after Ata
lanta. But instead of obstacles being
thrown ln the way of the bride they
are thrown across the path of the
bridegroom. The pursuing groom falls
over old women, chairs, tables, stones
and fishing rods or is tripped up by
ropes. Only when it is feared he
might give up and sulk and go away
without the fleeting lady is be permit¬
ted to overtake her. Then as she falls
into his outstretched arms it may be
imagined she utters some equivalent
of “This is so sudden!”
Clog Almanacs.
In early times ln England the people
used what were called clog almanacs,
which remained in use till the begin¬
ning of the eighteenth century. An old
writer thus describes them:
“This almanac is usually a square
piece of wood containing three months
on each of the four edges. The number
of days in them are expressed by
notches, the first day by a notch with
a patulous stroke turned up from it
and every seventh by a large sized
notch. Over against many of the notch¬
es arc placed on the left baud several
marks or symbols denoting the golden
number or cycle of the moon. The fes¬
tivals are marked by symbols of the
several saints issuing from the
notches."
One of Hep Friends.
Here is a sample of the “breaks”
that diguilied, abnormally self appre¬
ciative men sometimes make when
they undertake . to , be , facetious . .. and ,
“tahi down” to a younger generation.
A certain physician who has seen
more than one family experience the
standard ailments through three gen¬
erations was recently called, to attend
a woman who has employed him w'hen
in need of a physician for the last
twenty-five years. On this particular
visit he closed her mouth oa a clinical
thermometer and strolled around the
room while it was doing its work.
Stopping before a picture of Rosa
Bouheur’s donkey, he remarked in a
would be funny manner to the daugh¬
ter of his patient. “I suppose this is
oue of your friends?”
“Yes, sir,” came the reply straight
from the shoulder; “it’s our family
physician.”—Boston Transcript.
American L,ady Slippers
In Tan, Kid and Patent Leather. Latest Styles in Shapes and Tips,
Regular $3.50 Quality, at
Regular 3.00 “ at
Regular 2.50 “ at
Regular 2.00 “ at
Regular 1.50 at
20 ,000 TESEGRAPH
OPERATORS NEEDED
YOUNG MEN PREPARE YOUSSELVES
FOR GOOD POSITIONS.
On account of the new 8-hour law
passed by congress in the interest of
telegraphers, and also on account of
so many new railroads being built
and old lines extended, an unusual
demand for operators lias been
created. Conservative estimates
have placed the number of addition¬
al Operators that will be required
during the next ten months at ap¬
proximately YOUNG* 20,000.
MEN NOW IS YOUR
OPPORTUNITY! Enroll in our
school NOW and in only four or six
months we will have you qualified
for splendid positions. Telegraph
Operators receive from $50.00 up¬
wards. Our school has been estab¬
lished twenty years; its evuipment
is perfect; instruction thorough and
practical; positions positively guar¬
anteed our graduates. Board in
Newman la vt?HL <“ -ap; the town is
ifcSSfthare loAria. 1 .
Two Main Line Railroad Wires run
into our School rooms. No other
school in the United States has such
up-to-date and practical facilities
for the benefit of its students.
Write at once for free, descriptive
literature.
Southern School of Uelegraphy,
Newman, Georgia.
For the Shipwrecked.
“There is no reason save ignorance
why shipwrecked sailors die In their
open boats of starvation.”
The speaker was a botanist.
“Let the-shipwrecked include a light
ngt in their luggage,” he said, “and let
them trail this net behind them as
they sail or row upon the sea’s surface.
Every few hours they can haul in and
take from it a meal of small shellfish
or other tiny sea fruit.
“Everywhere the sea’s surface teems
with animal and vegetable matter ca¬
pable of sustaining life.”—New Orleans
Times-Democrat.
To Relieve Burns.
For burns nothing is better than the
white of an egg beaten to a foam and
mixed with a teaspoonfnl of lard.
Five drops of carbolic acid make it
better.
A dressing that will prevent scarring
and give immediate relief is one dram
of bismuth subnitrate to an ounce of
vaseline, with five drops of carbolic
acid. Before applying this, wash the
surface with a solution of one dram
of common soda to a pint of water.
Squeeze this from a cloth upon the
burn, then apply the dressing.
An Anomalous One.
“Pop, wot’s an anomaly?”
“An anomaly," answered the chauf¬
feur, “is a man who keeps an automo¬
bile without kicking about the cost of
repairs.” — New Orleans Times-Demo
erat.
Some Doubts.
New Curate—How’s your wife, Ja
bez? Jabez — ’Er’s very doubtful,
measter. ’Er doubts as ’er won’t get
better, and Oi doubts as ’er wull.—
Punch.
Seldom is a smooth tongue without
n sting behind.—Irish Proverb.
Apply To
Bankers Loan & Abstract Co.
Loans of from 3 to 10 years Maturity on Farm and City Property
Headquarters at FARMERS BANK OF PELHAM.
G. LOTT, J. J. HILL,
Pres. & Gen. Mgr. Attorney.
Thomasville
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Thomasville, Georgia,
This School Secures the Best Positions
for its Graduates. Open
All The Year.
ENTER NOW!
ANSON W. B\LL, - President.
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Bill Scbool For Boys i> 4
li Girls ■$> <•>
NORMAN INSTITUTE
Norman Park, - - - Georgia.
Literary, Music, Art and Elocution Courses. 4>
Large and Comfortable Dormitories, Steam Heat. Electric ♦
Lights, Artesian Water. Sewers.
EQUIPMENT WORTH $82,000.00.
Homelike Surroundings, Christian Influences, Firm Dicipiline,
Reasonable Rates. <$>
WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOG.
O. A. THAXTON, President. <*>
Just Exactly Right.
“I have used Dr. King’s New Life
for several years, and find them
exactly right,” says Mr. A. A.
Felton, of Harrisville, N. Y. New
Pills relieve without the least
Best remedy for consti¬
biliousness and malaria. 25c
at Hill & King’s drug store.
Residence For Sale.
Five room house: large rooms,
large hall clear through the
building, plenty of closets, 4 fire
places, good well of water, fine
neighborhood. Liberal Terms.
Apply to Pelham Journal, t. f.
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I I 11 the finest ; Tarntp. 7 splendid; Onion. 8 best varie
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