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The Pelham Journal.
Kntered JiecWnber 3rd, 1M0!:, at i'elliani, Ga
as second .class matt matter, under act ot Con
sress of March 3rd, ts7l».
Published Evey Friday,
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Cow Ordinance.
Section 1. From and after 30
days after this ordinance is rati¬
fied at an election hereinafter pro¬
vided for it shall be unlawful for
any cow, bull, steer or calf, any
horse, mule, goat or sheep to be
at large upon any street, lane,
ally, uninclosed lot or park any¬
where in the corporate limits of
the town during any part of the
year between 6 o’clock P. M. and
6 o’clock A. M. and it shall be
unlawful for any of the above
mentioned stock to be at large
..within the fite-Uniils of tide" t% ..«
at any time.
Sec. 2. Every such animal as
is named in the preceeding section
found at large in any street, alley,
uninclosed lot or park in any part
of the corporate limits of the town
at time forbidden, shall be taken
in charge by the Marshal or any
policeman or impounding officer
and placed in the city pound.
Notice describing such animal
impounded shall be posted by
either of the officers above named
three days in three of the
public places of the town, at the
end of which time if said animal
or animals are not claimed and
the expenses paid by the owner or
owners, it or they shall be sold at
public outcry before the city hall
door, the money arising from said
sale, after deducting the fees aud
cost of impounding, feeding and
selling, shall be deposited in the
city treasury and turned over to
the owner of such animal when
called for with proper proof of
title. But if not claimed by the
owner within twelve months after
the sale, shall be appropriated to
tlfe general fund.
Sec. 3. Should the marshal
other officer above named be un¬
able to impound any of the ani¬
mals named in section 1 found
running at large at times aud
places forbidden by this ordinance,
the owner of such animal or per¬
son having the same in control or
possession shall be notified, and
upon the failure of such person to
keep such animal or animals off
the streets, lanes, alleys, uninclos¬
ed lots and parks at any time
when they are forbidden on such
places shall be punished as here¬
inafter provided.
THE PELHAM FRIDAY, SEPT. 4, ISOS.
Sec.,4. It shall be unlawful for
any person knowingly to permit
any animal or animals named in
section 1 of this ordinance, owned
or controlled by him or her, to be
at large upon any street, lane,
ally, uninclosed lot or park in the
corporate limits of the town of
Pelham, at any time when said
stock is forbidden at large in said
town, and any person violating
the provisions of this section,
shall be punished as hereinafter
provided.
Sec. 5. It shall be unlawful for
any person or persons to drive any
of the animals mentioned in sec¬
tion 1 from outside the corporate
limits into the corporate limits,
and leave the same at large, or
drive any such animals from with¬
in the corporate limits into the
city and impound the sanj£,, ^nd
any person violating the provision
of this section shall be punished
as hereinafter provided.
Sec. 6. Fees for impounding
shall be:
B'or impounding each horse or
mule, $1.00.
For impounding each of the
other animals named in section 1,
50c. For feeding each horse,
mule or cow per day, 50c. Feed¬
ing each goat or sheep, 10c per
day.
Sec. 7. Any person violating
this ordinance, or any section
thereof shall upon conviction in
the Mayor's court be fined not
exceeding $10.00 or confined in
the guard house or sentenced to
work on the streets in the discre¬
tion of the mayor.
Sec. 8. Be it further ordained,
That this ordinance shall be pub¬
lished once a week for 4 weeks in
the Pelham Journal aud that after
said publication an election shall
be held at the Council Chamber on
Oct. 1st, 1908, to determine
whether this ordinance shall go
into effect. Said election shall be
held under the same rules and reg¬
ulations as elections for mayor
and councilmen are held. Those
in favor of the ratification of this
ordinance shall have written or
printed on their ballots “Against
Cows” aud those against ratifica¬
tion shall have written or printed
on their ballots “For Cows”. If a
majority of the ballots cast shall
be “Against Cows” then this or¬
dinance shall go into effect within
30 days thereafter.
Sec. 9. Be it further ordained
That all ordinances or parts of
ordinances in conflict with this be.
and the same are hereby repealed.
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drug store. 25c."
Col. H. H. Merry and Mr. A. A.
Turner spent Tuesday in Camilla.
Mr. J. M. Turner was in the
city Friday. Mr. Turner is in
charge of the Colquitt County
convict gang, and is building
some fine roads in that county.
Mr. M. H. King has commenced
work on a handsome residence
which he is to build on the corner
of Hand Avenue and Nelson
Street. Contractor J. M. Cul¬
pepper has the work in charge.
Miss Ruby Mize will leave Mon¬
day for Norman Park, where she
will become a student of Norman
Park Institute.
Miss Laura Emma McNair of
Camilla spent Tuesday in the city
the guest of Mrs. D. A. Spence.
Small Lillian’s father was very home¬
ly, and one day she said, “Mamma,
why did you marry papa 7”
“Because I loved him, dear,” was the
reply.
“Say, mamma,” continued Lillian,
“love will make us women do anything,
won’t it?”—Philadelphia Record.
Corrected.
Editor (returning from a week’s ab¬
sence, to substitute)—That was a dis¬
reputable issue you got out last week.
You’re a pretty editor. You don’t
know the first principles of editing.
Substitute—Why, what was the mat¬
ter?
Editor—You said that Jim Bicker
dyke had “got a job” and that he is a
“good fellow.” Yon should have said
he “secured a lucrative position," with
the comment that he is a “genial, af¬
fable gentleman.” I’m sorry, but you’ll
have to go. You’ll never make an
editor.—Pathfinder.
First Bridesmaid — They are well
matched, don’t you think? Second
Bridesmaid wtfiow.-djfef'tie's -Bather. Sbets a q/m*?.
s’ vegetartan. •
Flew the Coop.
A colored parson, calling upon one
of his flock, found the object of hia
visit out in the back yard working
among his hencoops. He noticed with
surprise that there were no chickens.
“Why, Brudder Johnson,’* he asked,
“where are your chickens ?’
“Huh,” grunted Johnson without
looking up, “some fool niggah left de
do’ open, and dey all went home.”—
Kansas City Independent
At an informal dinner an American
lady who sat at the kaiser’s left had
the salad passed to her over her left
shoulder. The emperor saw that the
lady hesitated to turn her face from
him in order to help herself to the
salad. “Madam,” he said, “a kaiser
can wait; a salad cannot”
A mother overheard her little daugh¬
ter expounding the origin of sex to her
family of dolls.
“You see, children,” she said,
“Adam was a man alone and was very
lonely, so God put him to sleep, took
bis brains out and made a nice lady of
him ,”
The Boston boy baby contemptuously
rejected the alphabet blocks that some
misguided western relative had sent
him as a present
“Of all the intellectual diversions,”
he exclaimed, “playing on words is ab¬
solutely and unquestionably the most
trivial.”—Chicago Tribune.
Mr. Stubb—That old chap Argus had
a hundred eyes.
Mrs. Stubb—So they say.
Mr. Stubb—And I suppose, Marla, my
dear, if I had a hundred eyes I could
see everything too.
Mrs. Stubb—Everything but your
own faults, John.—Chicago News.
First Spendthrift—Have you tele¬
graphed the old man for money?
Second Spendthrift—Yes.
“Got an answer?”
“Yes. I telegraphed the old man,
‘Where is that money I wrote you for?
and his answer reads, ‘In my inside
pocket’ ”
An Insulting Programme.
A lady’s maid who had been to t
servants’ ball came back before the
evening was half over and in tears.
Her mistress inquired the cause.
“I was grossly insulted, ma’am, by
a young man.”
“Weil, what did he do?’
“Well, ma’am, he asked me to go
down to supper with him, and when
we had finished he said, ‘Is your pro¬
gramme full? "—London Chronicle.
The Other Version.
Miss Jane Barlow sent a poem as a
^ contribution to the Cornlfill editor.
asine when James Payn was its
Think of the lady receiving a brief
line, scrawled in James’ fearful chtrog
raphy. which she Interpreted as fol¬
lows: “I have no use for silly verses.”
Of course Miss Barlow indulged in
copious tears. There never was such
an ill mannered snub. Then she com
menced to study the scrawl. Now
came a gleam of light, for she dimly
made out what It really was: “J bo r >
to use your |Srrtty verses."
Cunning of the Ostrich.
Probably nine people out of ten be¬
lieve that when the ostrich la trying to
escape detection it hides its head la
the sand. It doesn’t. But it is clever
enough to know that crouching low la
the earth will not save it so long as its
lengthy neck and head are upright, so
It does flatten Its neck along the
ground. This la the foundation of the
head burying story.
Deferred Snowstorm.
The leading man had just appeared
before the curtain.
It was not in response to an en¬
thusiastic recall. The play, in fact,
hadn’t commenced.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he dearly
and forcibly annonneed, “the manage¬
ment regrets to state that owing to the
continued high price and scarcity of
white paper the snowstorm in the third
act will have to be omitted.”
The human body contains about
enough carbon to make 3,000 lead pen¬
cils or to make enough coal to burn
nearly two hours.
The Card Table.
John Duncombe, a noted
divine and man of letters, wrote about
1765 to this effect in one of his very
illuminating essays on “Rouge, Whist
and Female Beauty." He says, "The
vigils of the card table have spoiled
many a good face, and I have known
a beauty to stick to the midnight rub¬
ber till she has grown as homely ss
the queen of spades.”
Child's Curiosity.
One of the unpardonable crimes
against children Is to repress their
natural curiosity. It stunts the mind
and souL The unfolding of a rosebud
in springtime Is something that might
well interest an angel, but the most
fascinating and delightful thing in this
world to a person of intelligence and
sensibility is the unfolding of a child’s
mind, especially bis own child's mind.
—Chicago Record-Herald.