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THE PELHAM JOURNAL, FRIDAY, OCY tfi, 1908-
Going Cheap. Everything in Hardware.
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Below the Peg. j
The phrase “take down a peg”
sprung iuto life with King Edgar. He |
made It a: law to cure the Saxons of!
their intemperate habits. He had
marks, or ’‘pegs,” put in their huge
drinking cups, above which they dared
not pour their liquor under a heavy
penalty. So the expression was to less¬
en a man’s self esteem just as the
liquor was kept down by a peg.
Extremes.
Nodd—I came home late the other
night and got in the wrong house.
Todd—What happened?
"The lady was very nice. Treated
me like a human being.,and sent word
to my wife that she would like to keep
me in exchange for tier husband.”
"What was the matter with him?”
“One of the kind who stay home all
the time and bore every one to death.'
-Life.
Fresh Air.
I hold to the maxim "Die and let
die.” If any one chooses the fresh air
method of departing this life, by all
means let him take it, but let him re¬
spect the right of other people to
choose their own method for them¬
selves. Fresh air -.h&* its victims no
less than foul. TbS ^fberCie bacillus
does not enjoy; fresh air. it is w?
there are plenty brcUn which
rejoice in it If . cpi^umptlreai thrive
out of doors, the subjects of bronchitis
in—Dr. are generally J. H. only Clark skip In London when they Chroni¬ Btay
cle.
' Desert of Bahara.
The world’s largest desert is in the
vast region of northern Africa extend¬
ing from the Atlantic pcean on the
west to the valley of the Nile on the
east. The length of this immense arid
region, the great desert of the Sahara,
from east to west Is about 3,000 miles
and its area about 2,000,000 square
miles. Rain falls In torrents on the
Sahara at Intervals of five, ten or
twenty years. In the gjjtnmer the heat
during the day is excessive, but the
nights are often cold. In winter the
temperature of parts of the desert is
sometimes below freezing point.
Paid In Advance.
A gentleman who was In the habit
of dining daily at a certain restaurant
in London said to the Irish waiter who
attended him:
“Instead of tipping you every day,
Pat, I’ll give you your tip In a lump
sum at the end of the mouth.”
“Would ye moind paying me In ad¬
vance, sorr?” asked the waiter.
“Well, that’s rather a strange re¬
quest,” remarked the gentleman.
“However, If you are In want of some
money now here’s half a crown for
you. But did you distrust me that you
asked for payment now?*’
“Oh, no. sorr,” grinned Pat, pocket¬
ing the half crown, “but Ol’m lavin’
here tomorrow.'”
The Boy (fervently)—You are the first
and only girl I ever loved, Ethel. She
—Ah, what lots of fun you have ahead
of you, Freddy !—London Opinion.
Her kidnaped Boy.
“Speaking of kidnaping.” sighed the
mother of the grown boy, “something
ought to be done about this kidnaping
of boys by Older women. You see I
have no jewelry on, that. I never wear
it. Well, wait till I tell you. My beau¬
tiful boy, just twenty, began to wait
on a woman of thirty-five, who led him
into marrying her. After they had
been married a day, or two my baby
boy—he was nothing else—came to me
heartbroken, saying he didn’t want to
be married. Do you suppose I drove
him away from me? No. I kept
him at home and comforted hind. And
what does his middle aged wife do but
sue me for alienating his affections
That is why I can’t wear my jewelry.
While the suit is pending if she caught
me wearing it she could take it away
from me. Yes. That’s one of the
lovely, just rules here In N’ew York.”—
N'ew York Press.
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ever ride
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WE SELL THEM ON EASY TERMS.
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Wc carry other mod >ls in stock. Also repair Guns, Pistols and any old
thing. All work guaranteed at lowest prices. We also carry an, assorted
line of MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
F. M. SMITH & GO.
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CLOTHES FOR BOYS
Ederheimer, Stein & Co., Makers
F T&E thing for mothers to know;
the best boys’ overcoats in the
world come from the makers of
Y tragoo q —Ederheimer, Stein & Co.
We’ve tied to this brand; the makers
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give you the biggest values you ever
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Ail the new Fall Style* for you to choose from
now. Russian Overcoats for ages 3 to 10, perfectly
made, beautifully trimmed. Coats for boys 7 to 17,
like illustration, or button to the neck with 3torm col¬
lar. Clothes to please you at prices you want to pay.
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DU- rt The Leading Clothiers. ri
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