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MM to • D4*B*r-Party.
“Now, we haven't got much time to
get reedy, mj duu. suggested Mr.
HpoopenJyta, riioenly, "and I won't he
bite at a dinner-party I want yon to
fir up on ax to be the boat-looking «"«*u
at the table Yoe eaa got ready in an
hour, ren t roc *'
"I think i can, ’’ r«|>b>«l Mrs Hpxwian
dyke, with a Biter “O ya*, I can dreei
tn Hist ttete, Mk! I hope you won't be
disappointed in ma," and the hUk* wo
men began to take down her liack hair.
“You might get my aliaving tackle
form*,”.Mid Mr. udyko, a,q<9-
priating the only mirror “And How I
think etit," ba cMtiao,*! after a pause,
"my drasaoiat ne<da a Hutton. Hew it
ou, won’t yottP'
Mrs Rnrwi|*intllto frurpy-.l out the
<v<l, ami liunUxl through a broken-down
old l>*g after a Imtton that »re*M <fo
"Gfll tfaat butt-<1 arw<*J owyet?’ in
quired Mr H|»»»ja>n«lykc, lathering away
('omfortaldy.
"In a minute, my dear,” repealed
his wife.
“Well, hnrry up; I want yon to put
three stud* and sleeve buttons into my
clean shirt"
Mrs. Hmsip Ivke gradually got
nroiifid to UUMH, telic-e, au<l laid out the
habiliment in rviuuneea for her Jord.
•‘Did you take thoao stitches m giy
glovesY'inquired Mr Ht>m>|>endyke.
"O yes, certainly,’ ropli«*l Mr*.
H|iooj>endykr, going right to work at it.
“Weil, then, you can brush mv vest
and pantaloons, and by that time I'll l>e
ready to have you tie my cravat "
Afow macmute more found Mt Hpoo
peuftyfcaarr»vrd <vwnpb*teli
“tiirae, you ready?'* lie demanded,
having assured himself that hi* wife had
not acrotnplislied a single step toward
her toilet
"Not quite, dear," responded Um lady,
with omehaif bar hair in her moutli and
the other half crackling under the brush.
“What's the matter wiUi you?" be
asked "Didn't veu say you could get
ready hi an hour? Didn't you hear me
toll yon when I camo in that we only
lia-i an hour to drena in? What have
yon Men doing? Whv can't von go u*
you are? You look well etiougfi."
“I war busy fixing your thing*."
faltered Mr*. Hpoojiendyke. “ana I
couldn't do two tiling* at once."
"O no! Yon can't do anything at
once. W|y didn't you have toy things
fixed this rooming? Why don't yon
keep house aotniduiw? That dm*
yon vo got on i* good enough. Why
can't you go in that dress? If you've
got to put ou all the frill* you won’t Im
reaiiy till next fall. Ain't you moat
riwdy now? Think I'm going to stand
uwtmd liars like a pig of mineral waterV.
»Mr* Hpoopeudykc twisted up her hair
and jammed in the pins. Then she put
on her hat and twitched it first to one
aide and then the other; put one hand
np behind and shoved it forward, and
tjien naught hold of it in front ami pulled
it down.
“Well, if you're ready, let's start,”
growled Mr Beoopsodyke. “You've
>«en long mionlßi for a telegraph wire,
now. Come on."
"Ob! I haven't got my drees on yet,”
pleaded Mrs. H|>oo|>endvke. "I'll tie
through in a minute."
“Dod gut the drees!" ejaculated Mr.
Hpodpeoayke. "XVlwre's my )xq>er?
Give me my paper and I'll read for a
moutli or two. Jfou won't be rowdy till
spring. Where's tliat pawrt"
"Take a book, dear,’ recommeiiiled
Mrs Hpoopesidyke, Idusbtug deeply and
glancing around nervously.
“I don't want any measly book," re
torted Mr, Rlsxgwudyka. "I want the
morning I'nfw’t Find that paper the
first tiling you do, and then you get
ready 111 fyut; scowls."
v vuulLAud the paper behind
- behind the book-case,' said Mrs.
Hpixipeudyke, sc red as a brick, ami she
husthil into her skirt, and liegan clawing
at it lichind in an effort to loop it up
straight. “I'm almost reedy," she gig
gled hysterically, a* she drew on the
waist and buttoned it up nervously.
•*FII be ready lefiww yon could turn the
paper inside out," and she snatched a
from the drawer, tied it in a bow.
He Wasn’t a Clrrrymss.
There is more than one broker in Wall
street whiae gvneial look might deceive
a stranger into tailoring that he was a
nicml>er of the cloth, but the particular
broker we liars in mlud looks the pro
foasinu more than ear of his f llow*
Hiixmrs* called him into Pennsylvania,
ami at the village tavern he was sup-
P , «*J to I* at least a biahop. He
I card the lx»ys talking alxiut a horse
race which was to come off in the after
noon, and without asking any usehws
question* ho picked up his cane and pot
in mi appearance at the pro;>er time,
liirvo hiaae* were to start, and there
was a crowd of fifty or sixty vilbwers
Mid farmers at tlio track. By-anil by
everything seemed ready for the start,
bnt there was a hitch lotuewhere Nearlv
an hour }>aaaed. and vet no one mounUxl
ttaa pulgi*' stand, ’the broker had held
al<xd from all, and waa becoming im
)«t>eut, whsttobe the crowd edged up
to him and sail-
" Waiting here to sea any one in par
ticular’”
"O no.”
" This isn't a country tau, you know ”
" No; 1 didn't ei)x-ct it was "
•• It « a homo race -a regular horse
rWce. "•' '
*" Yas. I understand "
Tli.- man n turned tn Uni orowd, bald
a aiior i confab, ahd titan ap)<riwched the
brnkvr again and said:
" Hay. -iianget, 1 want to ask you a
question, f
“Go ahtat"
“The Itoya have set you down for a
eh rcjiaan, and tbev hate to hurt xvui
yo<» take « krrnDy J T ah. mH wk wet
' - i outside tike leftce?"
U? 1 •* Wjseif stepptug out "
exe|tita<d the hr4a*. •• I came here to
•*-**»**'. «< fvw wMteda vtoti.
h«H»fo» ttehteww to atert Ring Vm
nghtwp end, toaana yotuvoas' i.
abort. IS aoe star ;4st for everv
startaa"
Th* boys foUosrad hasadvkw, hgt thev
bs'knt g<4 it «U Mraight m then minds
vert and the hr tow ia refarrad to as "thal
falltn uNgntean ftoan New last."—
AfneJTteiitv Ae«<
■as i —— ----- sw
“* 50.000 lunatic* in the
United States
Haase of Wwrtewbenr.
The house of Wnrtemberg, it is said,
demos tu nme fr» |he following le-
I gend:
i "A poor burgher fell w love with the
laugidor of tha V -Wl* ““j
las toe young poof-l* *•* ♦rttox-.-t of
obtaining the imperial consent to tho
ami catablixhed an inn. It sto.*! at the
foot of a m-xiiitaui ssto its pw-aseor
tiierrfore went by the name of 'Wirt
am Berg,' or the ' Landlord at the
Mountain * One dsv th* Bmp«vr was
traveling to Frankfort, and sti-pf-ed ott
on his way at his daughter's bouse with -
out recognixing* her , tote** knew him
and. p«»n«MiJ>*r husband to
make himself known to the Emperor, and
to lieg his forgiveness. Accordingly,
taluwg their iiMlcsou. f«-t
entreating hl* parfou*vnii<drhcwilliiigly
gran to. L Moreover, the Emperor cre
ated ins tn-rw’vw a duke; bnt in mem
ary of this occurrence lie was to keep
his name • Wirt am Berg,' which subse
sequently liocam* Wiirtedyrg "
(AtehlasAn < hsirtpoWi
No Benefit.
An Indiana newspaper thu* write*:
Mr. Goo F. Ib-ldcrl*. of Fnm, V'4-, say*
that he had suffered very tuivli with
ihcuniatism and used many remedire
without benefit. He funqd.thy desired
reti f in Rt. JncoLw On..
xf T*
T once saw in Tana n magnificent stage
costume aisd'» b« Mme. Judic. On the
skirt was fli<> lovehiat tabher of nch
lace I ever beheld.. The dsess was dts
plaved on accounka* #.ni lace, am! that
lac', waa worth. gtilW"- fo r t» pa*
paper, x.n-iarftdly skimped, am! repre
sented ehainsof lothsia* aid looked )a*t
as rauah lika a ffcce of real lace a» u
Paris diamond by night looks bhe an
old mm« gem. Partuar actrenaca gear
that paper lace a great deal; it is tough,
soft, and very effectivu. To w<-ar n cost
iy tot of laoo. which may lie ruined m *
night, wlieu |5 worth of lace paper looks
a* well, is considered the height of
folly by intelligent foreigners /.orwtoa
J /icaler. _
[Pottstown Dally la-dir-r i
A Michigan journal relate* th* follow
ing; Agio* Jiuimv. E*q., tgk-prietor <>f
th* Huron Hou-e. IN>rt fCifron, Mich.,
suffered so liadly with r!ieupiati*tn that
he was unable to raise hi* arm for three
niontiia. Five battle* of Mt. Jacolw Oil
cured him entirely.
The Improved Method of Kissing. ■
How to kiss Mid stilT exi
tn»<H all the pleasurable csaefiAo M a
kiss, is at present a subject of extreme
iutorest iu social circles, viw« young
jxv>ple have notiiiug liettor to occupy
their minds.
Ths day whenayotuig man oould grab
a girl around the nock ami gobble a kuui
iu u rough bat comfortable ius|mar, ia
uaaL 'fhe time when bo, could fdrcle
her waist with one arm. get Mb shirt-
Ixnom full of hair oil, and pirouette his
bl* <rvss avsry squars Inch of her conn
tenant* ,ia no mors. Beieuco has pro
claimed against it, and man shudders,
but remain* all ant
The old style of kisrinr w?rff% sounds
like some ouo tearing the clap Ixitarda of!
a smoke-house, is now considered bad
task*, andoonsetpseutly going out of fash
><>■, although the majority of Mie jgri*
admit that science has cruelly
all the mi fort of a liintf-lhigvrfng*Yi<art
thrilling kiss, and causes them to express
Bo htthi segret at the chaugv.
The imnruvrt! stienUficmctlfodof kiss
ing is to throw the right arm languidly
around the fisu Wr
eliixi ap wMhlbdlatl hei. 1 wfitii ju>iamL'
i* pointed at an angle of fortv five de
grees—or rather until toe to* the mqwet
resembling the b«rwjprit*of a cbp|>ef
built sloop—lhcnstiKip slowly and graze
alxiut herlq« in a quiet, sul<cfued sort of
way, and tickle her’noae with yorrr mou
stache until alia cries;"Ouch!" This ia
scientific kissing; bnt there is no enasola
tion in it—nothing to make a man fuel
like a couple of galvanic batteries were
galloping along hu spinal column. Tt is
Hat, luke-warm, it lacks sutoitamv, and,
if not stale, is at least unprintable
Two (inran*.
Regulate fir*; second the
liver ; especially the find, so as to fierf’ rm
their function* perfectly and you will
remove at least nineteen twentieths of
all the ills that mankind i« heir to, In
thi* or any other climate. Hop Bitter*
i* the only thing that will give perfectly
healthy natural action to three tWo er
gan*.—Maine Farmer.
The Pleasure* of Baaiaeaa.
No human mind ia oontantod without
occupation. No human soul m satixiied
without an aim or purpooo in life. Tlx
greatest sucoom in Iff. consists not tn
Uio mere accumulation of riclwe, but iu
Iwiing able to acquire wealth with a dts
jxeition to apply it in each a manner
that it shall tw a oomfort and biowmig
to other*—not in the mere giving away
<d money, but in patting people in a
wey to labor and help lhemaelvee. Thors
is no pleasur» in oppression. There i.*
no joy in grinding and exacting gold
from the poor ■ but there is a great deal
of gen wins sfltiaf action in being abla to
offer steady and Itonorable employment
to the many wilting hands that have
nothing to <to One of tite<rmti* SB
joymenta of the proaperonsbnaincednnan
I'lMsauns M being aids to comfortably
provide for the —-f - emjdovre in his
li<<ie* ot mannfackwy. In doing this
he is fulfilling his obligation* to society ,
he boximea a useful and honored usti
rea ; buaxneaa to him ia a real pleasfiro ;
h. enjoys his sunnesae*, when they arc
fairly won, becanae he feels that be de
serve* them.
When a bnamesa man has the right
kind ot a purpoae in life he aojoya lux
tx'eupatioti, he feels a juai and wortjiv
prwie in baa prosperity, he is plrea>xl
with the respect and grotitaffe of three
whom he directs and control* in th*
management of his affairs, ami he feel*
that tn Iw®writing huunelf be is ooufer
mg a favor upon others—OUwwow.
Ho** bo* always hatoea to as melwiate Kai
wi trouble* will cane* Woal, bo I Wame»»
bate Kxitwy aaJ Liver t'er* tea a*v«r faUel k>
i «e>o** tt
XVhxv letter. an>l j®per* rente in late
ax usual, people w(Wider how they ever
did get along without the fast mall.
Qaeer Remedies.
At an inquest held at Bradwel), Bocks,
on the body of a five-year-old gill who
di<-d of hydrophobia, one of th<- witnaaoea
.b-jxiaed that two days after the child had
Ih-< ii Intten. the buned dog was disin
terred, its liver extracted and a piece of
it. weighing about an ounce ami a half,
friz/.led pma.fi rfc before thp fire until jt
wa* J 1H«l«;? and then gTvdh trithe eMn.
who ate it freely, but, nevertheless, died.
Not arf over-nice remedy, but hardly
nastier than magpie-dust, which no leas
a jx-raouag' titan the I’nnccM Bismarck
ap]i&rent)y deems an infallible specific
for i pikqwy; since, no longer ago than
January last, the President of the Eck
enf.K-rden Hchixiting Club addressed the
folhrwing circular to the members of that
axa«x-i*Uou:
btinuxl remaimi of winch an anti-epilep
tic powder may lie manipulated. I per
mit myself, therefore, high and wcll-lxmi
sir, to entreat tliat you will forthwith
the Clief Forester Ijangc. at Frednchs
nili or hither, w ithout paying for their
carriage, down to the 18th of thia
month.” ,
Hir Walter Hoott'a niper, John Bruce,
sjx-nt n whole Bun'day, selecting twelve
alone* from twelve south-nrflmugstrvams,
with the punxwo tliat his sick master
might sleep ujx >n them and liecome whole.
Bcott wax not the man to hurt the honest
fellow* fv-ehnuiß by ridiiuliiig Uie nutesn
if siji fifiHUy
caiixc<l Bruce to be told that the recipe
wax infallible, but that it waa alxiolutely
ru-ci'xxary to auceeas that the stones
should lx« wrnp]x*l in the ix'tticoat of a
widow whsrhad tittrr (*><had to marry
again; upon learning which the High
lander renounced oil licrpe of completing
the charm.
Ludv Duff Gordon once gave an old
Egyptian woman a powder wrapped in a
U*^.l*l.mV**' . ten,
' Ugniuteo uxftffa !u»o*aal*b'rstii Bl*
-charm wax a wonderfully powerful one;
for although she had not Ix-en able to
w.idi of! all the, tine writing fiom the pa
pcr. even that liad done her a great deal
ut gixxl.
A seiy st**!**. ’rt"tr*»»«pf*l«a crew
eno »4 ..«w>w*Mrto dortiUrfiV good,
on eouxultiiig hia l.xik found **N<>. 15"
was the thing for the (x'caaion. Unfor
tunately there had licen a run ou that
number, and the bottle was empty. Not
seven made fifteen, made up a dose from
the Ixittles ao numliered, which the sea
man took with startling effects, never
contemplated Jretetnaelf or the cribbage
toving captain.— {,7i<imbcrt‘ Journal.
Mr*. Partington Says
Don't, ukc any of the quack rwtruai*,
sa tli.y are regiiaenial l*> the bun an cis
tern ; but latt y<>ur trust in Han BitterM,
which will titre ccncrsl dlhipidntion,
Costive bsbit* ana all cotnic aisf'asca
Tbeyxaved Isavefrom a severe extract of
tri[*>d fei er. Ti*ey are the ne plu*usual
of medicines.— Breton (Hylic.
Mx O’RArraitTY lx sitting in his
room with his bend tied tin and his arm
iu a xling, when a tittle boy Stick* &is
head in ami aaXx, “lie feyumr aiut gio
to inquire how yer eve was ocraxug on
this morning.” “Tail ver fevt+icr to at
tind » ward meeting nimxclf, and call
the ('hsirman a bar, and ha will fomd it
all out widout linkin’."
< )r.r> maids and old bachelors are so
forlorn tUat constant drafts are made by
th< m nuon lhe aympatiqr of theirfrieotl*,
es|H-ciaby if rhetllnatisßi m added to their
attictiofft, but Utiusscn's lugfttntng/lin
iment cures rheumatinffl, lame liack,
sprains, baiiaea, etc. Price of sample
Ixittlo 26c or .'iOc. for one of regular size.
For sale by.all druggists.
The great publishing hntise of Har
per A Brother* was founded by four
young men, graduate, from the pimtiug
press. .
Qi ri ITT and rfflracy rrmnidered, Dr. Bull»
Coil, h Srnip 1* with mt exception thy fx-*t
rough pr<p«rtitlon In the msrket. Tnce 25
cent* a hottie.
!•* <!r*repMa, aakgashun, depression ,ot
-pint* »ud gem rsl uel uitv in their Tsnon*
toTWV *; - He x preventive **siu«t fever and
eirtK' ii»loU« nitiWwuttxß* tn. Fsaim
I’m-xumiuu i> Euxiaor Cxi terrs lUss, made
by i »««ud, ItrzarU A lu N.w V rk, and sold
by all (has i*tx. i* tb* ?* toldc; Bud for p»
te-iit* r<-co(, iiug horn (cKYor other cckuto* it
has no cjiia!.
Wi do not often xpoek of any proprlrtarv
nw*b«'iiix. but frr*m whst we have read and
Uswd.d Allxu’s Lung balsam, w. rball take
U» Ittertv of xayms to t*x»a *bo ar* uoubW I
wilii a Cold, CougL, or any Throat or I.una s -
fectiou, that from the taxtimony *IT. rded.
have flneb fdnfldence in thh article, Uut were
wr m rflirfM in that way. ww wotrM Eiake a trtai
of its* xiftnr*. lW»w vc of tU« f*t«4 ronweaurn
of iirflerUng Out tlmrly wattiiny r<«»w,
bef«>tv it in Uto* late, tiM Alien’* lArng liaUan’,
which Will curv the dueaae m
the Imim! lell< it.'
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Animal Life Here sad Hereafter.
A 11vahr writer propounds and ar.«wer*
a question thus: "Who aays animals do
not Lava b future existence? Look st
the chicken, for instance, who dies and is
cooked, but his feather* on a !ady » hat
brteteT.w bird of pars dur:' A*afo from
th. toto*reM>ih„6w.'g*ihir than- oomts
a quastion: Why should man arrogate
to bimsalf th* sol. right to live hereafter,
while all the animal kiagdom is to be nt
t»ly UdMed wet tt skisteaae? Animals
have mind of a certain erder. and many
human ways, such ba exhibiting their
Jqv, hate,' beliigureucv f«ar JiaguM
and tendencies to run That dencate and
exquisitely organised little songster who
sprung frisp the warm <UUae of th* Cana
ries, cvincre mteDlgwire of no mean or
der, and it is one of the certemtie* that
its fair owner, with her sympathetic na
ture, dree ee* believe in the annihilation
of her pet. Human beings kill and de
vour animal* and generally think no
more oi teem ¥«t aheae animals havs
the same Tear of death ami the same love
of life aa man, and upon that very fear
and love in man ia baaed hia hope of
mala ia nuna7for many of them aeem to
reason from cause to effect in providing
for themselves and their young, and pro
tecting tee live* of each from assault.
Naturalist* are beginning to have some
new ideas of criminal existence, and some
of team think that whan the Creator en
dows anything with active ammaj life He
dore not mesa that it shall be utterly de
A (XHeted Beau Bnnmai>l.
There was a balLtbe other night that
wiix attended by tee alite of the colored
an.xtix-riicy of Jan-Webster,
who is of very ilgW complexion, and
rather prond of it, wax there. He invit
ed one of the colored ladies, who is
blacker than the ace ot spades, to dance,
but she put on immense airs because he
didn't wear gloves, fearing he might soil
her drewi with his hands.
“ Look iieoh, Bnkev," said Jim, “es
n r didn't wvuih yerself fore yon comed
hern I don’t want to swing corners wid
you, nohow. I don’t want to hab ter
use u xcrubbin' brush ou my hans ebery
time I slings one ob deee black heifers
orvtujd."
To be effectively' honest a man must
l>e honest at heart ’ Honesty that comes
through, •■bail paueto ii f«li <d holes.
A GOOB FAMILY REKEDY!
STRICTLY FUSE
B A I* AM
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What The Doctors Say!
DR. FI.FTCIIF.iI. 'f “1 recon.
HStfflSbfflf.
I*».xre .r *W TVil-oal. I,MMX«M*I
(■ulmouary "T** •• will *
sene* ■■a.ibreeww iW*. ... ■- >*ii<a<i
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUSL
I "<• - MCSkIAINS SOOMUM M son
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SIfTERS
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If Ito rtomach, liver and bowel, are affected,
to adopt th* mire remedy, IT (•tetter'* Stem
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i.thrtT* hr B>»t|. xcd'ite. 41(1 » '*•! iya*
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frr»m anythin* aver frown brn- aMlchmmi raw * r
artki by bm«> •>”<• ft i*ep r. eves •
Haaft Os Japan, half !*■>>> Bi JiFy*a waiwbvew*'
lat« u» t«e u»w rtr-baat human f»w<! known. Fin* I
ftwVlrr plant. al*» Stvml. |5 rtia « papi r Oibat j
'»'r \
nurary . bwl to kaep eh *hlp. a rt*. a pan* r vt >
• Fpl*' r ' *’ r •• V ** v *car«w l*<A< Wortl
MurtmiK*. IsmMgrown.sm kaw'tß.driigne
auallty. ranv an rVrnnflr. a p*i*f Iwrui
nwnatn. rßbeax (taxor, early, pmllftr. *»ll<1 tin*
Io ermry w«yjirti» a papar WbflrEfxp
tian (*«»m frx»n» :fa |ltla »t.*ldß Irrrarnwgft
In th* South whrra other e/wn l'n«*quid*«l
Fw UM* <>r Mark. >t ct« a paprr. 7* eta. a poan<)
Tetalue.tw n'ani feadaamw two day* M>lod fi.
blfb • paper t on. crwlna I In Irtnr
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MIRR. AMBER SUGAR CIWrSEED*-
w. a rewraa, x*m m*..
The funniest hoy is the one who thinks
be is a may, wean a mane, smokes
* ask cigars, tovs with the fob of hia
wateh-chaifi B»d allows the barber to
hone the feather edge of a razor on hia,
face; but be can't fool the girls worth a
oenk Nothing short of a real mustache
takre with them.—-lYsss JYaesn ReoiaUr.
St Jacobs Oil
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Nu l‘rer *r*i»®ft ®” csrth equal* Sr J atom Oil m a aarr,
et rr, tier lb ai*<J iwßkP Katenial Remwly A tmi »ou •
but th* r mparellrelv triflin<oxftlajr of SlCnrra. and every
•ne sufftnaj with jaiecwn here ote»r wad p*MtWve preotaf
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THS OBXAT VrCETABI.S
PAIN IIESTROIER AND SPECIFIC
FOR ISFIAMMATION AND
HEMORRHAGE*.
Rheumatism, Neuralg’a.
N >4h> i j rt|*ai«!h»n haarnred aouiany -'ae*** 4 theee
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tvw wtwu locuoval nt ck-tkiun le .toeov«uiebl, te ft
gr.at help in »«-..• -ving in fi annual or y caMeft.
Hemorrhages, r ?;.'
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kkA><*« b IGI tt) i m« k (ral *A<r* a* axre»tiug internal
Diphtheria ’ Sore Throat
I • th* t:*tmW rrotaptty. It I* a «ure curt. TV
lay »• danger u*.
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m* a *>a* M* »iui|>lr aud UAieipeu*i«e <
Sores, Ulcers, Wounds,
Sprains and Bruises. b . '
lag. < end •'.«*..( U«e Mir Oietßießl in
< nrviiv i nah the Gtiatnerii it will aid m heruiuj,
»<-!l**riing end ib krrpthgovit fbßair.
Burns and Scalds. h r . '.K'n**
It k fonrivwled, and eh.vnM be hept In ervry family
». (.« u»e m case «»( ». a dreo«u>g at our
Olnlinrnl Wil! a.d in hralingßad prevvut ecara.
Inflamed or Sore Eyes.
II cm. be used w thou! the ahgbteel fear of harm,
qhickty allayiDf alt iußatuaiaUou and er>ren*«te with.
Earache, Toothache &
Faceache. »*■.*<
Uo**s, .i f lia simply w..ud. I fQ|,
PalOQ MllftfL HlfteGlet ' Itrhlnc. ft i»
•*<>Oe th.- g re* ato»wn remedy . raUdlvcur
when othei have fkiied F*m»<t'a »:■*
tract ytr«ii<-*»lr«t Papa** r t loeet u*. is xtu *
tewaLve 4' iflrgari Ftlfto. Onr Oloiment
la U <re xr wt vioe w b« i® |iu laua val us c.uthing m iu*
For Broken Breast and
Sore Nipples.
Cl •!< t hat tn tbera wh. ha,, oure n*«*d dwin never
iw* wfttxeM it. O r •lalmeal
the! c«9 t>e epplwd.
Female
I *-4 nj
tZatrWet bo oaed 101 l direction* accocrpany week*
bottle.
C A TT T I O IN .
Pond’s Extract :£*,u
words '*rou4'* t a tract" blown in lb* gla**, and
our pi< t *re irade-mark ou enrraowdinx buff wrapper.
Suww Mfoer 1* always iwaiet uu
ronu« latnart. Taken* other Metwxatiou.
fl tt or b*
Price ot Pond'* Extract, Toilet Arti
cles and Spoclaltlee:
roxs's *ln imcr
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itrdrr*ru ». wr«nte. (wuiyqp- free, on revel|4 i f
Order* ' worth. < he*, reeefpt >5, W art
Brevard t v IA M array Ftrewc. hew Ymte.
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EVXn’MABR IN AMEKICa.
SALES LAKOERTHAU E7EB.
The Mexican ft m> tn ng Wntmimt ha.
been known lor mot<> Uinn tinny fly*
Venn u» th* boxt ot nil Liniment* lor
Mun and llrest. It* *sl*u <n-<tey a rr
lurgi-r than ever. U. ouroji when mJ
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tod wroacio, io Uw vary bone. So*U
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drn' Oandol»pn,t? *£ntb!’l
rnnftrclirfttirepropertfeft of All otfw Bitters
mmk *l\tbc tf n*UiaA|Upo<l PAArlOx, Liver
Regu |\_* tor, ft°d Tlfe and IPwith lUsi- ni % -
A<rui
Mv dl««M poadltiy run whorr Ho?
Blttms Arv varied ftiid perfect are toeir
rre GA* UM IS4rl<ortolbragti aULL-x
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tyofthoonwrlkaA uHnary or*ftiw, or who n
qul rv a: i A( j •P* l *» HUtn ulAfi t,
Hop B it* i Without ntoi
iootirm.
Ko !iiAXt*T Wyottr tendon or ffympfnmi
kre uhat the mw<NcorallWwnt Lmo*. Hop n lt .
t«*. Uxi tWftMttQlilytmAr l ' Po» but |f you
only fee Iliad or BiLaenUDieMuae them at one*.
H may «nt your Ufa.lt hoi* 1 •» *d
• 500 "Hi I*' pftid toe ft cal* they wi: 1 not
Hire orbrip. I>> not auffer your friend*
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liMnrjxkber. flop BitXan » ao^^ vity . dru^a-•»!
doinkrn nbotnun. but rt* «<1 Hr.«
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t’er than ran br cut with ant rcciprocaiing a**r u
w>«htlrt Mnnei p«w«r. Tbr indie ata »v<opi.l. w-*i
*»m lu l wdi b< put on the r*r« Hi Cincinnati for to*
1 r-* of fMC, gm! wnrrariUM in amt pan nr n> ar. *•
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