Columbia advertiser. (Harlem, Ga.) 1880-18??, March 15, 1881, Image 1

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—TbW '! ’ T ‘ T— — - —T VOLUM&4 rndenridJ mmxiM* ar rar nx>u or rom. telling stones about the pranks they played in Utah youthful «*d laughing proudly „saf «ti:-w mtodtocd*. Bat thia isn’t al safe thing toAx Old Judge BiMMiWgnil ia tide recast* tian in ***** eon, egad I</ The old »«<** be an ‘ l oext be W 'IS3F Wm • over tts* front Bear th *t tspMFtrw 6pnae«l th. dn*w ■d .telugrxf prised and am>oydSflij|gt, ttofl Walked into the entry with oaths upaif Bto Hpa, and immediately his feet caught * yd teed across the hall from lie banMWrto the hat-rack, and it Napped him up and pulMdte* hsfaiwafc rear <aa top odium. Ho waa skinned in aevend places, and, tay KtaMoH. waa awful mad. He /tarted up-stairs, and>M U&ft&p m-roae at the right height caught him suddenly under tba chtn and throw him backward down the atom. Thea he started to crawl ftp-stairw. ami part way up discov ered nowjw lying oa the stein) aud com ing from the top. He pulled it, and hauled a. barrel down upon himself that down atom again. He waejoogdy-iieluioua wjth rage aa hexose to hia fert,tftf >iV«<W«r£ungbfa to unlpgd ii rjd the cause of all three oontripagaM being in hia way. Once moamtee saaeynri to go up, and that tune sucoae4*c|/ Ou'Meeting Isa kwjof the stafrejk lh<«Mt he hertd»«faker. and invQa'tigation showed hia son peep ing M MJ ehAfcbar and laMgldng. On hewg faxed fcy the Judge with fixing thataaptlbe bey owned up. "What | in faemaaee dt heave* have I done thakmade ywu daitF* yelled the Judge, aghaM at tt» boy’s wickedness and cool* neaa. r *Why, I heard yon say you played there prank, on (ether.” "Tee, and he lickedfega like Uaace for it, juat as Til Ifcl you/’ roared the infuritWrtdge. f if Tent didn’t eay any ttogg being licked when you told the stories,” cried the now frightened boy. a Jhis o*t»*ate»>ug argument, but the Jodgs wasn't ua a frame of mind to appMßtots it The boy’s yells were heaFddn the real word, and he has re solvbßj <M soar arhia raw spote get wall, to rtolf awwy*te some place where they’ll toll him the whole facta of a case. And Ttwx Iwmtrt tn tw careful what he says before that boy. -Vetc York Mercurv. CAUSKS vr WAR. A certain King sent to another King, saying, ** Bend me a blue pig with a black tail, or else—” The other replied, “I have not got one, aud if I had—” On this weighty cause they went to war. After they had exhausted their armies and resources, and laid waste their Migdimmrltey 1 qgow to wish to make jfcaod^b'uT>»efori , ’'tfrfii firMM be done it was necessary that the insulting lad|Nfhga that led to tbs trouble should be explained. “What edNM yon mean,” asked the second King of the first, “by saying, Bend me a blue pig with a black toil, or “ Why," said the other, “ I meant a blue color. But what could you mean by saying, I have not got one, and if I had—F’ “ Why, of course, if I had I should have seat it:'* The explanation was satisfactory, and the peace was accordingly concluded. The story of the two Kings ought to serve sa a lesson to us all. Most of the quarrels between individuals are quite aa foolish as the war of the blue pig with a black tail. _ WIFI RO HVART. There is a young man studying law in a Galveston lawyer’s office, and the young man is not very regular in his habita. Tbsterday the old lawyer said: "Whydidn't I see yon in court yes terday F l ' “ Because I wasn't there, I reckon. I waa confined to my room with the tooth wehe," was the response of the incipient Blackstone. plenty of time to he after you have reseed yv»< areim**™ ard hwta 0’ roitenl * Man pern®* eccrider thmaamves tbaF «• WF dtttauxu , they ooanrel not so much that you may bream* wise aa that they may be known a* teacher* of wisdom. WlwfciiiaSihfew. o<m jvrwrziM. tWM tasCAMr Am* .Am* IA. Wm. Bmm. a <o#te aa* iiuaemtewW teiiqiuim' M 6»«. wim ■ rfVboa. »fa • ftetSM’. wS s tet w taaßphr, Asd *M (M M«»r o< u» uw. ton mi*b> kaawlt. ■*ttoesbi abWd so to raiiOm tto hii Sud< ; Mat toahowtt ttevt iboesb u* UMS taoate «e> sotow Isqpr tau s Tte < M totasd pm. to t» IVWI to (takaWurtot.toA to Sto tatto *e*vtan ate e*M to ■■ntofcaare W*sa>. *• / - asm.t«w|giam.*to4>.teca«Mi mmi k m. AMI tee Onte Ser nates sat Mtea«, art motoM * ttasftowabtoox <*'Bto«aasK teUMutok t“ saw AsstoSr towv> ter "■etetdhtowyoal kareir ksvw ytol! ’ ™ a>. tovvis abs thoosbt ttey Mid. esl so vary, vary cross, TteMßten ter moue. » Ulus l*u>. ter teal s ite van SySM tbsy mm vm si) LsktoetStoc toaaai, WHS to. nto*. sad IM fMlter, sad tte bit to Isos 17CJm«k jj r’pJ* Ae wxmid not wait Io lUteu Io 4b» aertDoa or tba pr*y*r, J 1 ’ ** • t But patuxed down the aUa&t and hurried up tba atalr, Jill ate reached her MlUe bureau, aod In a baodboi oa H Had hidden aafe from critic'a eye bar faoMab BU* bonnet Which proves, my HtUe n Aldan-. that aaah of yoo Will find In every fab bath M-vloa bat an aaho of yonr mind; And the little bead tbaMe filled wife atliy UUia alra WUk never gt a MiMlaa from earmon ar from prevent. nw Dmta. “Well, my boy,” aaid John’s em ptoyw, bolding out his hand tor the “did you get whst I seat /on TbrF* ’"Xtes, sir,”sstel John; “aad hero i« the change, but I don't understand iu The lemons cost cents, and (her,, ought to bo 22 canto change, aud there's V-” • “Jtetet* 4 made a mistake iqjjnga, yon de money F' "No, sir; I counted it over in the half, to be suit it was aB "Then, perhaps, the ‘felerk made » uustoke in giving you chstise F But John shook ius neaa : " rta, sir ; I counted that, too. Father said we must always count our change before we leave a store." "Then how in the world do you ao connt for the miaamg & cents ? How do von expect me to believe such a queer story as that F' John’s cheeks were rod, but his vote* was firm : "T don’t Account twit, kfrr I can't All I know is that it is so. ” " Well, it is worth a good deal in this world to be sure of that How do you ccount for that 6-cent piece that is hid !ng inside your coat-sleeve ?” John looked down quickly and caught the gh-aming bit q pleasure. " Here you aaa.?l Itetoltd. " Now it is all right I couldn't imag ing what had bacomg # piece. I knew I had it when I started .iritfu ihwstore. ” “There are twe or three things that I know now,” Mr. Brown aaid, with a sat isfied air. "I know you have been taught to count your money in coming and going, aud to tell the exact truth, ‘ whether it sounds well or not—three imfsirtant things in an errand boy. I tiuuk IH try you, young man, withoat looking any further." At this John's cheeks grew redder I than ever. He looked down and up, and 1 finally he aaid, in a low voice : " I think I ought to tell you tliat I wanted the : place so badly I almost made up my mind to say nothing about the change if ■ you didn’t ask me." “ Exactly,” said Mr. Brown, “and if you had done it you would have lost the situation ; that is all. I need a boy i about me who can be honest over 6 cents, whether he is asked question* or 001*” .rate.-«a-«A« - There had been at least three m the family before this one, which was des tined to be the greatest fun of all. Thia waa Nan ’a Tba first ones had all halongwl to Johnny, and he need to laugh heartily when he was a very little fellow to eea how ha could fcighten great big men with a Jack-in-the-box. One man, a peddler, who was sitting I tn IM k*Mk when Johnny suddenly let Jict 1 pop out st him. Tncle Edward threw his arm* up into the air, and grandpa dodged sway into s ccrnar whauever Johnny ran up to them , <iih that taimLk State Th*- 0 to th* k*»- But toe fourth Jack-in-the-box was Nan's, and aba kept it popping back and I fortli so cvuitaxitly that m a day or two .-Osvofed tcitlto Awisstt if'cai&ifcii CmrtyiitA tte SftiAhoorgia. ' <- - -- - - - * - I■. M. to- —■ - . te *I•A 1* r- . > VtoMTa.* w M HARLEM,' GEOKGIA, TUESDAY, MARCH H. 'BBI | MR I te poppel *SM> |ttt*%f’«te floor. Then i wMto»r*lM»4h«b ilMur*. Nan wold antak him, pat him huk an,, the box y- ay Mwi then sin Ate would room m t looking ■ ■ fifk.-uAicl; vtanug K| At lite Man haahaiL haa ahi.l Hjxnkxl that psrV-ot-toie ptoy, but John • ny in a day or aq, invented a new way to use the little snaK/who io b« >ui ogre, if you know whst dresdful thing that is. First Johnny and Nan would build a tall. Htnmg tower ot blocks, with }ust a little low door at the bottom. This waa to be a prison for the ogre, whom they Alwin bravely sought out and cap(uatel} apd, preaaiat < low* to the floor, they pushed him ' ffirotlfch the low tower door. A* soon sa he was in, and their hands were off. he would spripg uu to ip* full r heiglit inside the tower; and peer at them wildly through a crack, but ho couldn't > i|, t out, oh, no 1 It was snoli fun to play ogrq that the children did not tire of it for a groat while, but there came a time when the iHxir lijtlu Jack wlio hadn't agy box lay fprlorii mql ut'jloplod among a iQtuX'fiLl toys. " “’* ’ , C< >uain Ted came in one day ami spud him there. It is a long lane tbgf.hu no turning, even for a broken Jack-in- tho box, and now there waa to be more fun fhan ever with him. "Pans hjuu up here, Johnny," said Tdd, who at the same moment unfolded a handkerchief, and drew a book toward FiuuMiK. X.*-* Jf ? /., j “ What are yon going to do with him?" asked Johnny, wondenngly, an he olmyed orders, and Nan left all her dolls to run and see what was going oh. Cousin Ted put Jack on his middle finger, and dressed two of hia other nngesa in .Aho handkeroimd. aud then tamgbt before lhein. ’ The effect waa that of an irresistibly iroll-faced man making a speech over * desk. 3 13 ** ' f Thia is tho speeMi he made, with great nixldings of his heqil sgii great wavuigs of hia hands : ** - - te t . auputeVthetox* »»ri to ote*e, n*SMMW*rS«Jltei Wb aaouah h> out* an old nx*n >hu«. And acrauq All boa t aa>4 ala* 1 With the last Word down he sank out of sight behind the book. • Ik was so funny that Johnny and Nau fairly danced up and down, and laughed *<l> |MI 4 FIMMW TOIMjAUH I Jl Vu r • rying in, and then, of course, they had to laugh, too. aiATtCS.I VM IL.DKKB AT OMR BIRTH. A man in Illinois, having sent to a Washington journal a photograph of five of hia children who were Ixirn on the sam>- >Jky t averting that "to man can show a picture of five,*** the news l>aper quiets him with the following HtatisUcs : “ instances have been found where children to the number of six, seven, eight, nine and sometimes sixteen hsva lives brought forth st one birth. Ths wilo of Emanuel Oago, a lai Hirer near VaiisdoJui, was delivered the* 14th of June, 1799, of five girls. The celebra ted Taram was brought to bed in the seventh month, at Argenteuil, near Pteris, IHbpf July, 1779, of three boys, each fourteen and a half inches long, and a girl, thirteen inches. They worn all baptized, but did not live over twen ty-four hours. In June, 1799, one Maria Rim., of Luoena, in AmUlusia, was successively delivered of sirtecu lioys, without any girl*. Seven of them were alive on the 18th of August follow ing. In 1535 a Muscovite peasant named James Kyrloff and his wife were preeeatod to the Empress of Itessia. This peasant had been twice marritxi, and waa then 70 years of age. Hu first wife was brought to bad kwe*ty*one tunes, namely, tuor times of four chil dren each tune, seven tunes of three, and tan tunes of twe. making in all fit ty-aeven chßdrou who were then alive. Hu second wife, dho sooompannxl him, had been delivered seven times—once of three children, and six times of twins. Thus he had seventy-two ciuidren by hia two marrtagee." * dtakMct*bf Saginaw, Mich., baa about ninety-five companies at work, with an annual capacity ot 2,600,00 b buahels. The first wall waa sunk only tweaty-one years ago, and in 1359 th* Legialatnre encouraged the enterpnse ■wob a booaty ot 10 nsmta • baatesi all salt manufactured, and an examptica from taxation for all engaged in the bwuneaa. F —■■ i,;..r»-!»H -it- -iRk,T M ' ” I alll—sagias Has— liggw sml the todtat frtd T gyyi i Udy ' Mjwfrg |th. ; Mians Btii'* B slmosfML >re|jig |tt*sfl| t > IthriMlxauH "*ta***™tedta*»aiaaM*3aMManMas YtUrefl, and Tartly soon there was a knock »t her |oer,«nd she flmud khat it wsalUaehMt Ebe told him to gome in Ue morning. The lady unlock* her door in the morning ao the porter sen come in and build a fire before she gets up. Bhc hesrd s knock in the morning, sud supposing it was th* porter, she said. “ Oome in.” The door opened and walked Ur. Indian. Bh* took <w took at fatal the bed over her head. He aat down on the aide of the bed and said " How I” Well, she was *o scared that she didn't know " How'"-drom Adam.. |Bhe said to him in the beat Sioux that she could com mand, “ Please, good Mr. Indian, go away, until I get up,” but he didn't seem to be in fi hurvy. He piaked up pieces of her wearing apparel from the floor, different articles tlist he didn't 'sacm to Most at)/thing!aboutwbeiM they wore worn, aud male comment* o*» them >n thu Sioux tongue. The stockingH *e m«d to purs .yz*> hw untutored mind the meet, ffley were theae long, 90 de gree* in the shade Stockings, and they wore Ux> much for hu feeble intellect He hold them up by the toe* and aaid "Ugh!” The lady trembled and wished he would go away. He seemed to toko IgeiU delight in aumuung the hair on thu bureau, and looked at the lady a* much us to aay, " Poor girl, some hostile tpbe hs* tqade war on the pale face and taken many scalps." Hw cfificHiy w»* umitied all the crockery, the wash bowl snd pitcher, but hu was struck the worst st s corset that he found eu a chair. He MlMt «t pw* it ea hin***lf, aod waa os-, handy about it that it occurred to the lady that he waa not no fresh a delegate a* he seemed to be. Finally she hap ]>enod to think of the bell, and she rung it as thougii the house was on fire, and pretty soon tfaeqxirter cams and invited die Induui to go down stairs and take a drink. Tte' lady locked that doer too quick, and she wff! never leave iFopan again wheu there are Lodtons to town. She says her hair, on the tmreau, fairly turned grar from fright f A -y * <, A QOW BtroRTRR. An exchange remarks : “A good re porter is always flint cousin to a ffecro mancer, ar.d can introduce himself to you in such a genial way that, fc* the tunc Ix'iug, he *ecm* like year lung-loat brother, who is anxious to eliowyon the xtruwlnrry-nterk on his loft arm in )>roof of ins identity. Ton talk with liim alxmt the inner secrets of your life in a profuse sort of way, give him your opinion about the resumption of specie I«yment, and, as the conversation flows, frwly unfold yourself on various other matter*. He aits u silent and admiring listener, ruii'onraging you by a nod when you are hunting for the right word, or possibly supplying it himself, sod give* yon the impriwaioo that be wouldn't dia olomi wiiat you have told him—no, not for world* cm worlds. Thu next day you take up the paper, aud, while carelessly looking over it* columns, *eo your own name in capitals which seem to your a* tonished gane as long as Bunker Hill Monument, Every word you have said is there. That man with the strawberry mark on hi* artn was the small end of a ») leaking trumpet through which you iinconacK >Oaiy lota the whole world all about yourself. He had ao petMsl or paper, and didn't evince any desire to write in shorthand. Ob, no; that is the clgpijy way in which baftooers x ork. Hia skill is not in hia finger-tip*, Imt tn Li* memory. He msencnsed every word you agid, y»d reproduced it with porttat aacwaoy. Tfce Worn pliahed reporter ia a* nearly übiquitou* as a merely human being ever becomes, and is lM>guuung to bo regarded ao a moral restraint in many reepocta npaetoe to the Deealogu*. A man in Ib* aides irase irogMweambiyfaoaateabeDaeatagM and hade the peaces, bat nowadays the moment a law ia henkon the quick see of the reporter tale he* the in sail, and Mo persuasive lip* isrpii you to toil him all about tt. Ha to an laatnilil interrogation point * a human oorkaerew, who get* a deeper bold cu your aseeet every time he tans round. Hia miattes ia summed up in th* abort, but tatzMo, Mniacae, *]J flebk lUttlL’* r Taoea gift* ar*> *ver th* mass eeeept' able which tho giver haa made Bromoua. daw «r Wteran er rar »»air I gweaa acme o’yea falter* ever heard o’ the winter o’ 1778, or you’d keep a leette mum on the woatbar queatum,'* •aid the old *ettier. who had come down from Wayne county for a little visit. “ I’ve knowed acme anortm’ old winters in my fame, but my gm aiifat hex's ax peri •ooe in the winter at Tfl beats anything o’aatao. -i . “ My gran‘father ware a great hunter an* Injm kilter. Ho fit in ilu> Revylu ttou, all Tong the DcTsrar valley. The winter o’Tf was ter Tie cold. Every thing in tliese part* was friz up Uglitar'u a snare drum. Qa one 6* the oddest days ary graaffather atroek the track o* acwne lajina on the hills jest above here He fofaarod ’em, aa'kilted a coa|io oa '«a*. an' than started bank over the ridge far hia cabin. My gran'father lived to ibo 100 yea* Old, ab* to hia dyin’ day he •tuck to ft that whet I’m goln* to tell y«u ware ex true as preaebin', an'-1 b1 tore it. He Started book fus hia cabin cter the ridge. He hadn' gone fur when h< shot a wolf. H" hadn’t uwehniore'u fired his ole flintlock when he hoerd ■ yell off to the left, an’ lookin' that way see a big painter cornin' for. him. Faint om was a picnic tor the old man, an' b* rammed flown a big charge o' powder an' reached fur hi* bullet pooob, when lo an’ behold ye lit were gone, He lost it eomewhar in the woods. Figfatin’ painters without bullets wnn't so much of a ptonic. Besides, the old man liad got cold while standin' thar, an'he didn't care to teakto aa ablo-bodiod painter wtula his hands was sll stiff. The paint er come a creeptn* up with hia tangs a shawm’ an' his jaws redde.r’n a round o' beef an’ his tail a switohin’ like a oow'n in fly-time. Cold as it were, my gnui - tather aaid the sweat startixi out on hia forrid an' rolled down his clieeks big ger*n boas ohea*nuts. They dropped on th* ground in big lolls, fur they fnz n fa*t ex they fall. piled up at hi* fret, an' the painter kep’ a creepta' up. "MBMf hit toy gMBTaUAf {dumb in the top-knot. He grabbed uj> a han'ful o' the sweat ex were friz m balla an' poured 'em in hia muakit. “ ‘lf I kin git these in on that pointer ‘fore they melt,' he thinka to hiaeelf, * mobbe theyTl settio hia haah ' “ Arter crnamin’ the sweat o' hi* brow in the muakit, my gran'father biased away. But the heat o* tlia gun-bar'l had malted the toe-balls, an' they wpnt opt'n the gun lUaa.a itMo o' waiter OUi'n a hoae. But tbe cold TOather wsnn’t fool in' round there for nothin', an' 'fore thu stream o’ water had gone three toot it was friz inter a aolid chunk, an' went krrplinkarty inter the painter's skull. But my gran'father said he owed hia Ufa to natur srter all, fur the charge o’ ice never would a made the painter give tg> the ghoat, an' it novas vrouM hail no tdfect on him 'at All only there wasn't force 'nough to drive it clean through tas head. Tliat saved my gnmYather from a chawin’. Th* chunk o* 100 stopped in the skull. The animal heat melted it, an' 'fore the paurter could re coapeiateaa' gtt bis weak in an the old man he died of water on the brain. I was alius sorry my gran'father didn't have that painter stuflM an' handed down to the family," concluded the old retttor, aa bo adjouraad with the boys for rsfreahmnnta. BLACK WALKVT BOR TIHBKB. The growing demand for black wain nt for timlier, together with the acfcnowb edged scarcity of this wood, opens a road to profltelile planting. There are so many use* to which walnut wood ia l>eiag put, such aa its um by eewing machine and furniture manufactrrrera, tredfiw easily, and could ftoa » placed where Ute tree ia wanted. Usu ally. seedling trees hava first to be rsiahd in a bed, and then toanaplanted when a year « two old. But, if the nut* of walnut be sound, they sprout easily, sod csss to a hill, ao to speak, will be sufltetan L Walnut trees grow very fart! and. blmu plaatoAm large ttnaa, bearing nute. in ttght or ten yeaau, Ground should not bo allowed tetatoabiMl*. B* U ever so poor, three, is boom ptufl* to bo got out of it by ju difliCNM of ftrtM. 4*rm A friend writes Isom tba Oatoredo mocmtem* tp aay that he has got aa rsv ennos m a aamam amottg **'Wfitae. and aat down in <ma of tba gosgeoos gorge* and oorgad himealf gurmaodistagly. ' TBMMS-e»e* aey A aassas [. IN A»VANS'* NUMBER 13. TO/EET BKCTFXB. Tb Rmrovn Pnmss-Twa aonoaa of bi-carbonate of soda, owe dsoohm of glycerine, one ounce of spermaceti <dnt» ■ant Faca Waa*.—Two graiaa of ba-ahto ride of mercury, two grains of an estate of ammonia, sight ounces of emnbww of almonds. Gabs or inn Naha -Brush them carefully at leant once a day, aoooadmg t ‘ to OM’a work, pushing book the flesh from the nail, thus avoiding hnag-oails. Under no circnmstancee bite them, bat trim with either acissora or penknife Du not cut the nail* shorter than the Angara, oc both wul noon have a atubby apiiearouoo; and claaa them with a blunt, not sharp, point, Puiurrwu W» Bmatb. —Foul breath ia usually caused by an unhealthy atate of thu-atomaoh or poor teeth. If canned , by the flret, the phyaunau ahouta be oalled upon ; if the latter, apply to the dentist If from neither, take ehlctute _pf lime, seven drachma ; gum arebtc, five drachma; to bo mixed with warn water to a stiff paste, rolled aud cut into loaenge*. There will arrest decay in the teeth and neutrahxu acidity of th* ytomach, and will also remove all tree* x>t tobacco from the breath. Cana or tbs Tnnn.—They should ba brushed carefully after each meal, and particularly after supper just before go ing to bod, a* what pariMee aa may be left on thu teeth after eating very aoon dretroy them. Uruahiag the teeth once a day with pure white enable euap will keep them clean and white. If you can u>t remove the tarter tliat mayaasumu lato by the use of s brnafa, tabs pow dered pumice atone, and, with a email stick mail* into a fine bruah at th* and, rub the teeth caretally with thu pumice eton*. Onto a month will do far thia, Imcawte, If practiced too often, it to apt to destroy thu enamel. * HaaroaiNo »« Qounior ran Him— taWhMi tba hear taaaa cri«b4LMll be stored by bathing th* head to a weak solution of ammonia—an even teaspoon ful of carbonate of ammonia to a quart of water—washing the heed with a areali mitten and brualnug the hair thoroughly while wet Bathlag the head in a aicung solution of rock salt is said to restore gray hair in some cases. Pour boiling water on rook salt in th* proportion of two heaping table-spoonfuls to a quart of water aud let it stead, before using. Ammonia, if used too often, make* th* hair lighter, and, if in a strong eoluison, burns snd splits the hair. ■>' ruwr.rHH AFAiOAUSAfS. Asa vs set tarmsd, enoteot mate ass, For oua asotbar, Ataiusuarr NxwarAFus are teachers of disjointed thinking.— Dr. Huth. Lnrmr to conscience more than to fa ta lL»ct.—F. W. RobcrtAon. Fauaaaoop may have its Lour, but it fare no future.—Freeaeaoa. Tns symbol* of the invisible are the loveliest of wfaat is visible.—Byron. Life ia so abort that it i* the wont of stnpiditie* to waste an hour of it.—Gtas tavc Dure. It ia a great miatortone not to have wit enough to speak well, or not enrmgh judgment to k*cp silent.—Aa Rruyere, I‘nuao.x* their own face*, and it's no more my fault if mine ia a good one that it fa other people's fault if tlrnirs is a bad one.— lHekona. Ko Mam la born lalo tba world vtraaa wort la uul t*’rn with bln.; tfara U alwaya wgrk, Shd toMal* wort wHbal, toe A«s<Ab«rCl, I Aud biMM.I ara U>« horny taa*e of 101 l -/HHMII. With malice toward non*, with charity for all, with flrmuaaa in the right, aa God gives u* to see til* right, let us xtrivr to finish the work we have begun. —LiMidn _ _ TUB BATAL BVOKBT. It fa maoh easier to get into a quar rel than to get oat of ft" In the year 1005 some soldfare of tha dftninuin wrelth of Modena ran away with a buck et from s public well belonging to th* ’ state of Bologna, This implement might be worth 1 shilling, but it produced a quar rel which waa worked into a long and *an guinary war. Henry, iha Knag at tfar dl«i* saalsted the Modessreo to keep posreaion of the bucket, and m one of th* battta* ha was mad* grteouar. Hi* father, th* Emperor, ottered * chain of gold that would encircl* Bologna, which i* eeveu auto* a nnanpass, tor hia earn'* rsjzaam, but in rein. After twenty two yaan* fappriin—wt, h* ptaadaway. Hi* momneantte aww axtani in ttte ehmeh ot the Pomimcaas. Thia total baektai* still exhibited 9 the tart ot *a Otahe drel of Modena, inoloaed in an iron sage.