Columbia advertiser. (Harlem, Ga.) 1880-18??, July 19, 1881, Image 1

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page.

IfcfiPJaßihlßKASSSt*-- r J -v , I ►l* Vifl’ ••«■ U TaJ»iiW tjmia... / < meh ; ~=a®E : I AM >8 »o taltas* to tar mst too*; *lfa ft 4*»*fl**«U i wikal rihtt BBC > -i aw "’’irWMW •*'•« RD* it »* Ml 1 . ‘J Itoia mlh—nito ■!»• of«oM. .lOriMe Tta Aawriasai ** an inartirtio peopls, but ’ Italy wffi *a* Say ttasOtf jjte taaifcs »a rti teip Assart* to «■ > n - ’“•taeaetwi* “ , war., W witulow, , !fl gnor^imwoutoocnfewv that ifi *E *■ ■ E • i* ■ •*••.,- ~ - l£nga tan. , >«»--; & w 'aWreWßroiy rirrikd within - »w’rsadfawt***’ °Bb<> widows in the taflteourfae like u lias “ Bar- •wmiwml 1 ’ '<> ■ f t ■■ 1 MshsriHmMlbfaMß’ofitte fasnriy, the Sipr. cy* hftffiire ata an organ, fnn.lyyg out popular airs, and canting at the windota whence tfo penmen drop matta one in the j If fero Signor were an marfisGo Amer- ' lean, he might plod behind a wheelbar row, but behind an organ never. And the Signora, with her inches and evident good health, would thumb scrubbing brash and broom-handle, but not a tam i««nna. It takes artiauc Italy for that Up.at the comet «tend- Fabri Ven- t tnri with a wagon-load of cripples, whom hu poetical soul causes him to represent m hi* " afflicted family, the victims of •n eruption of Veauviua.” If Fabri were John Smith, not only would it never have occurred to him to dis play these horrors and make a little profit on the afflictions of his family, but if they were actually his relatives, be wo«M work far their brood. Ho would leal iV'kiadaßMMk ” to putthem on corner in a wagon, and would not ex- if he did. iJfy is afM help to ua in the artis- Uo way. It brings us charming creat ures who teMtewUdtiee cm themselves on , the voyage, ■Mbtetnotem forever after u Counts and Princes. It also, doubt ftm, peaus on bnp indo enough to ao- I count fW we ttytteriooe disappearance ‘ < Some of nan's as|iidte.>ia citizens, who 1 been* with'money lb their pockets •nd ore MRr seen again. It brings us potx httteboya who scrape small fiddles Wda »hd wrinkled thieves of Tv tans in ittfah ssnrv Uro.. In time, it may be that Americans vrill pay their pwqre •cnae the omb, with the intention of ’itttßg rier after du Italy's Church step* *° beg. At present they could not pose enough. They have honest stiff backs and honest bony hands that ■* take carved shape and begging sthhsie well. JMw ,v JZyto Dallas, in V » v te nntrotrn utstakk. rhe curious mistake which has been ®» a » she banal of RubensUm re ssmhles an incident in a French novel, vhiah, not content with portraying th -'•fortunes of its hero during life, him as pursued by ad ver*. d *«tey *rt» after jd*ath. M. Rulien ••••a died in Paris about the same time as a Itaarisn Baroness. Their bodies- '.sterrsd taßsga, the body of ths nn lE/rvn Baroneee was ocmmitted all ftha IMteap and mr ;a **- WP <e tea inveatkm of an nriiJEtel is Iff si bte the wHm wMA, if tee stetes opHed, tefght saehy oaonr.— 'hUMteZGesMt Tn or * t tea United jttatas Senate U ‘bou»iWO,a»ayeur, aeariyfaOO.OOn enimitbra atactert - h tesd- wsa mortlhante^|J||JEtp. j *ith a good many it was ■ Ths founder of Lafayette, "Old” Iflg. 1 ( ta,' was for many years the most noted ifffVffryy on Uu) Wabash. Thwi ar > * . >■-• h, ff hun that have bees 's uidi d i ivtu aiii| are worth presmrvtag* »«Ui«rs are to be believed, " and thh late Ttefte P u «ff‘' . nlartyin the (oration «♦ their |fa- Ywt£ £umo pi" aa 3 . AW>ut4 q'olocli, in the when Siy wiamai ho An nounced to Digby that “is must w “What art: you going to quit for?"’ 1 rttiqturod Digby. '' “T want to go and take care of my ' huni," fttlied Pettit. In fhiVte days every lawyer kept a ; horse So ririe'theainstut. “tf* fbjwttfcptttriTj dim.ar,” th.: 1 Judge continued, "bui Tm not going' to AZ>as® Jte t to accommodate, ■ y<yi ctteiA CTcm." Pettit retired with Digby’s >7O in his' ' PoAet. Tbs acct aioraiuif, Mght tnd I rastr.teflrtociv rt itocita. Darby bud,; I * !4g” IfaMk'te fate, and, bsfarv. 12 * ♦tAildek, I H*J thflO'irf PbttdV 1 niom4 lUkiug from the tablb tee lust* , 810 pul up, ho announced to Pettit that* he was going to quit ’ ' "What are you going to qpU for ?’•’ inquired Pettit “ Why , I must go mid feed my John.” I “Why, yog,” replied- Pettit, 1 " you haven't got any horns 1 ” "Well, John, if I haveli-t get home,” slapping hu peeket, I’ve got tho menoy* to buy i one I ” The game was closed. Digby, who . was a bachelor. Lad a small, oue-ntory j fiwne house put up on Main street, J etoso to wher - llic casaf now is, as nn 1 office and. sleeping Ai.ei it was fiaished, but the plu.-teriug not I sufficiently dry to be odcupied, Digby j and Pettit sat down toplay their favorite game of old sludge. Digby’s money, was s<x>u exhausted, and Pettit declared I tbs game closed. Digby proposed onu I • more game, staking his new house , against a certain sum of mouey. The game was played and Pettit was the winner. The next morning he made a liargain with a house-mover to remove the house to a lot he owued on the south ride of Mam street, a lithe east of tl>« j I public square. The wooden wheels were put under, and in the afternoon it was ' started up Main street with a long team of oxen before it, and at dark had just reached the public square. That night i Digby and Pettit hail another gome, and in the morning them was a read;uat : ment of the wheels, and ths house was started on its return toward tho river. It I reached its proper place in the street, and was left to be put back in its eld po- I uUon sn the marrow. But the next , tn or rung it was start-ri up town again. The next day it took the oilier direction, I and by tills time tlie whole town camo to understand it. Finally it remained in the public square over Sunday, and on | Monday continued its way up Main street and was wheeled on Pottit'a lot 1I« soon moved his books into it and for ■ many yearsoceupaed it as a law office.— , LaJayeUt (Ind.) 7\rnrt. iruKN irrir akk at thkir beat. Dr. Bear.l statac that, from an analy sis of the lives of 1,000 representative men in all the great branches of the hu- | .nun family, he madu the discovery that ftie golden decade was between 40 and 50, tho brazen between 20 and 30, the iron between 50 and 60. The ujirriori ty of youth and middle life over old age in original work appears all the greater . when we consider the fact Uiat all the positions at honor and prestige—pro- | (worships sad public stations—are in tin hand* of theohh Itef>Uiati’>u, like money and position, is mainly confined to the old. Men are not widely known uutil long after they have done the work that gave them their farno. Portraits of j great weu are lehimx.s; statues are false. They are taken when men have l>eeo«na famous, which, on thesvrmga, is at 1. aat twenty-five years after they did the wora which gave them their fame. Original work re«]uir«s enthusi asm. If all the original work doqp by ma,, uadar 45 was aanihil.tcd, they waald be reduced to basbarun. Men ’ are at their best at trust tame when ew- > thnsfaem and exp«ten<x- are almost i uvenly balanced. 1%» period, on the svarage, is from 58 to 40. After tins the ' taw is that experience ifateaeee, but 1 enthusiasm deersasev Us course triers j are aacepuota. tArMdsanJateßta*' M * r - DevnMtag ItitsitetssfCslsisbls Ooiinty and. the State of Georgia. lUBbEAL tu,|;sda\, issi. rnoAB mxb rittrita. **- 78n '- OESLa n A •wet la tosMsatvMl Use* kistewriee turn mitt stnita rewim i, ■ftaili •». id-1 Bk'* WBt Mr Y W estate,*, ■»..»» I <rl I f> ;Z<) ) MteMUMWWMIt I I Alaa! for toe rarUy at OkriaUoa dtertfr Stores, toaa pearls ! ° u "taWita tei-t ritt l,ll Look » toe itotasa s eXs I • •'f si ue. . X. ) * Wwe-tUeAAwms talta- Au-t tte Crowe ct burned tot tie, to peatow e«m«». Ux»K»t Au htngAito tte* !>•» <U> U» sreead. teMtoias Varik to"Wd rite wad ,w Tt>» Vitter Mr « Otowv kstok i • -■Oteto' Eternal MBmmxax zw sera j' It would wnrpriee many people not i hi.tawdß to hw»w wfato a variety 4 ’Vf connnpdiital tbsl appear votaries* t ;«4p(M>nt arUrio of commerce To rww»***i afford a ebyt titn Hri anJtaJ* 1 huß ' -a&4» w *“*• aflxTnrditcd t— »’ During the YMent ystore tee teada ta MAjfri v. 'tidcrfuliy. New York city has be <>iuo the nupostaut centaf te* the | : udc, tiro Extent M which indtanteri that ii pic hpvo either secured patent stom -4 syoritbal ijnhg<toti<u» hairiest ita fer rui.- Wholesale dealers iu nute can now a*- eeritedy Ootoiit o* a profitridp t*rio in the winter season as can rHftdt-mak- 1 ers nt Clinstmas times—and all the l>oys and girls know how certain that is. Africa used to supply t>» with pea- j unte. sending them by ship-lomU, but ' roi , Southern (States have so sneceakfnlh 1 err’ ; vsted Hus popwat tout that W<'on | 1 1.>w independent. The States that fur- i ' uirii the bulk of the supply are Vir ijuiia. North Citrolina aud Tennessee, j During the present season the crop of ' Virginia wan 1,100,000 bushels; of Ten- j , naxsce, 550,000 bushels ; and of North Carolina 120,000 bushels. The nut probably most popular after ' the peanut is tho pecan. Th* Texas pecan is especially in demand. Wlule n few yesis ago several barrels of pecans • supplied the demand abundantly, car loiuisand invoice*of lOOor 200 barrels are not uncommon st this time. Os the other nut* the hickory is the most jwpnlax. While, In many localitie«, : especially in the Eastern Htatea, they are becoming scarce, they are sufficiently plentiful in the Western States to ship to New York half a dozen car-loads a week when demanded. That delicious nut, the chestnut, ts iietoming las* plentiful every year, and there is much difficulty in obtaining them sound in large qnautitias. Their great popularity will probably prevent their total diisppearnnce, for they are already being suoreaatully cultivated, aud it is expected that in a few-years the oul i rivaled nut will be equal iu quality to tho high-prised Italian ahaetnuta. Black walsuts and butternuts are re garded a* too rich and oily for table use. Dio American basal nnta are not an im- j p.-rtant article of commerce, tli* fill>ert ■ largely taking their place. Only’s few Eng.wh hazel nut* find their way to tiro American market. It i» stated that , growers in California contemplate intro ducing a number of varieties of nuts * native to Spain and Italy. tXCRKABJt or nARJIiaUTKDIfJtaA. Nearrightednere 1* increasing in Oer nuiny at an astonishing rate. Thirty eye d- ictor»i recently euminod the vision i of 40,000 pupils in schools of all degrees. They conclude that neareightednee* , rarriy exists at birth or at leas than 5 yean of age, and in village schools tho ueoraigbteil form only 1 per cent, of ths attendance. In the city schools they oonsUCute 5 to 11 per cent.; in the schools next above, 10 to 24 per cent; in the next grade of *chools, 20 to 40 per .»<nt.; and tn the highest, 30 to 50. A physician of Tubingen found m s body at 700 theological students 78 per cent, myopio, aud Prof. Virch-rw *aul in the ftannan Parhament that nfaety-five out of every 100 of th* medical students are uMtitetoaoe what he* betas* these. But the (tarmans are nearsighted in far ,-reatar proportion than any otter natton, tor which they havw etneriy their barber <>«a script and print to thank. Taxcnxx “ What are io* principal races of ntf u7 " Kmart boy at th* foot of th* clsM • “ <k> •* ye* please, mum," I Tit* Peruvian bark i* not any worse i lie tote. • I I‘I.HASAHTIUES. wouldn’t Phebe a good name for a laAer’s wile f I T l!T I 110 < Anpnu the only force aome people liav* I is th* force of habit ll*» the wife of a bridge-builder who “shciM be named Bridget >- xittArr* how aoidutoo* a j<*e is, Jbe cream of It should never be sour. A Mouuow mockery The ooooaunt I ’ W1 the milk Inside of ft. ~ I; Ji snppoaed that the skirt of a for est r- a becoming dress for tho bare •artk e\4qfrOXObktag about her nose, said: ‘Tmjhtobbfiag Urdu in tliapmg it It was present” A &uno, being saked what were the I thxar great feast* of th* Jaws, nepliod: ' Hrttkfast, dinner and sapper ’’ k BciitjiAi. of a party of trumje insulted ufady, and one of them took her part S* w«a the nobleat Boom 'on of them !.?> W !n,><,l 'TUA<Twun of a Westeru town. . ► wbofbss a habit of pinching h*r pupils, | moata-d a "tashor" because the take* ! atotthiyaipa. U» meanaat girl in the ualveno live* m-Jftiladelphia. the sold, "I 1 do'with you would lend mu yoor lovely to painlxpy cUaak* with." tli* lireaklaaf-tnMe—Faflier of LniuJ ,Y Tharo i» a cat in Oiu- ' einnati that drink* beer." Daughter (t-ilf^n)—“ Pa, she must be a rnaltsM cat,” If / not teuo that the faavy men of ’ the o]>cra strengthen Uieir voice* by oat- I img lam.— Hotlon, Courier. Janor a <1 -aaS might araist them through th* difficult pasaago*. A A>namroMDWNT aonds ua tho follpw ■ iug agal-harrowing conundrum i Why ! d<>pi*s thnva on sour milk th&ii I t.u y fruon iwtttat ? And Uio inawb, . > 4 tlwYT get Bioro ©< it M Tißn» Boar Hold Hear,** w the stigti error the door of an ale-hcnise, and i a uug, on seeing it, said that be “ thought the bear mint be tho land* I lord’s own bruin." IN KXFLANATIOW. ■«r lip* w«r« *o omr TMI - wMi »J« ooold I do V TeriD M autfry, I faar. But bar Upa war* to emp- W*U, 1 cu'l usaU It «taar, Off •xpimln it to you, Bui bttx Upa wroeo Baar T Ba b-what eiriri could I dos " How runas do grow this w*athar," •rid tii* daaoon to Brother Ames. •■lre, thay do," replied the brother. "Last night I heard you say you caught forty , fish, and tin* morning I heard you tell Mr. Kmith it wu 150.” •' Tmaut's my hand 1" hu exclaimad, j iu a tnouiant of courage and oaador, I “and my heart is in it.” Bha giaucad at toa empty palm extended toward her, and wickedly replied, "Just as I sup |Heed; you’ve got no heart.” Joiqcrx Mini.xa : " How would a lao- I tme by me on Mount Shasta suit tri* nuzen* of Boston ?” " Vary well, rir ; I exceedingly well I Thay would be much ; bettor satisfied to have you lecture on U'ltmt Bhasta than in Boston.”— llotton l-.it. THAT DIUITT TAKE. A vicar of a country parish in England had occasion to remonstrate with a lowly member of hi* flock wbo had regularly I wen conspicuous by Iris alisonco from the celebration of the holy communion, i For his non-attendance, Hodge hazard ed the *xcus« that he didn't consider himaolf sufficiently qualified to attend. “Why not?” urged the vicar; "you liave been ooullrmed.'’ "Yes, sir," re plied Hodge, "and vaccinated, too; bat they neither of ’em took.”— ’ Fupteire. jjr BrTXßTAnrnro matt. One of that particular apeoies of a bore who imagine* that he is “ well up” in theatrical matters and likes to talk m long as anylody will listen, and would doubtlasa talk forever if ft were not for sheer physical incapability, had enter- | tamed a party of ladies and gentleman tw two stcaight hours with a dioquisb 1 tiou on the drama aud the actors, per forming the whole as a solo. Just after ba had left the room young Hharper 1 quietly remarked: " Sdaeors f but I (isvon’t spoken for ao long my mouth’s mildewed,” —.Vew Havm IteffUirr It woe their first Bight slioord the ' Mesmer. "At last,” ho eaid teUdiMy, ' we are all alone, out upon the deep * waters of th* dark btae *ea, and your , near* will always beet for me ae it bee > lisat ia the paotF* "My heart’s all <<ul," she answered, languidly , " but n* stoiuriph foal* awful." i AXMMfMIW /**»(.’••. A Milwaukee bald-hMdSd man told a doctor that hia hair was taUiiig out, and •*ked him if he didn't kwow of ooaae- Lhing that would stop ft. Th* fleeter said he would fix him, to he wrote • prescription, which waa as follows: ClU*rl*s ri sutoua ■ . Iso Aqoa ptu. ----- las Stake sell uJ mb »n tta »cel» e’en Skernlas Thu bald mau went to a druggist aud , hail tho prescription put up, paying I fll .17 for it. He asked the druggist if it wasn't a little high, but felt ashamed when the drnggfot asked him if ho know ' new much aqua pure co*t a gallon Ita *oid be didn’t, but enpposed ft coma ' high. The druggist told him that aqua pure waa one of the most panetniting drug* in the store, sad m for chlorids of ‘ i sodium, there waa nothing like It, and the war in Peru had sent it up kltiim. ; Th* bald man tired the medicine, and i ! felt a* though it was doing him good I Hi* wife noticed little nr* liatre coming i 'nit, and h* felt good, *o when th* stuff waa gone ho took th* bottle to th* *toru and luul it filled again. The chap wliu filled it tide time was another chap, and when the bald-headed man threw down i a dollar the druggcr arid: “O, never I mind. We won’t charge you anything fur that.” The bald mau asked hew ttait was, when th* drugger eaid: " Why, it i* only salt and water, anyway. Th* 1 salt ia only 2 cents • pound, and th* . water is pretty eh«ap ihl* y*ar." Tiro ■ ' bald mau gave one gasp, and said: "Well, by tho great bald-headed Xlijah, I T paid fl for filling that bottle before, and I w ant my tnonoy back. It is a bald. , headed swindle. I thought that Peru I viau rtory didn't look plausible.” The druggist gave tho men a Ik>x of cigars to keep still about it, but he won’t speak to tho other drugger who charged him a dollar.— l’cck’A .fun, Jim Wbbhtkh and (tabs Hnodgraes mi t on Galveston avenue. Jim waa dressed I in tiro bright of atylu, aud upas ernes | examination exploited that ho had just ' been uC&udlnff Mu brotter'a vreddter " Who did ho marry?" asked fhrtro. "A ’oomau," resjxmdcd Jim/ "Well, I reckon I knowed dat ar, as a matter of course.” " Dor ain't no matter of course about it in our family,” replied Jim, " for, when my sister Mntildy got mar ried, I hope I may bo shot if alto didn’t marry a man. Hit’s a fact, and I’ll swar to it” (lalvetlon N»u>». Kia. *a«le*a misery ia certainly folly, and he that feel* evils before they come may be deservedly censured, yet surely ! to dread the future is more ressonabis than to lament tho past • • —■! ~i g. -.^-s•'<"’? * i t I L '** " IROIM ■ A TRUE TONIC !■; ; A PERFECT STRENGTHENED. A SURE REVIVER. -■ .i ■■ ■■■ . i ■ IRON HITTERS ar® liiuldy reaomtnemkd for all diarasss re quiring a certain and efficient tonic; eaftcrlally tnill'Tit b'crrrt, Bant <>/ . I jiprtiW. Jzas es btr nfih, Jsirii >.»■ '|W, rU. 1-ni idler Ibo bhnxl,atrengthciu the munch®, and gives new Kioto the ntnci. They I like a eliarm on the rfljreeiive organa, removing all dyspepticrrnrtMMMfMßi M Turing Mr Fond, IMfhinrj, Ural Tll<’ only Iron Prcpamtlon that will not blarkrn the troth Or (five iiiauliiohe. H>ld by all .druggists. ¥> ri4e for the AB C Ueok, &} gp. fft uasful and am using reading— mu Jrre, BROWN CHEMICAL CO., Baltimore, Md. BITTERS SAW 1111,15. mi 1111.15. M MILLS. « Plan'alien an-’ Mil! Mrchtcrr, Enainaa and BoWera, CulUio H J««a, Bhafting I’nlb r« Han.-e-- .Tntirid Riser, Mi I Uugtijig Quluim, Watea Wheels, lrn(J'»' n< Jud. T> a-'-m * C rC’i’ar Qttmtriers and Piles, B (Ing Bd>bt:tM t-’ h a F t»»-« . Ottbe nd ('hirer V-dras, Whittle Gingers, nu-. Iren and (i mhtlis, leu Jt'tvaie, Babamr* aiul Ji-uee R«ilmg FOCEiF f T’ Y FOI’NTtRY AN!> VAf IHNFWORKR. IM I 102<i FESWICK MFREMT, aUOOfTA. OA. i |gs»F‘ '»..ar tbe Water Terr r J g®“Jlep/lnhg pietist!/ d-rte kt lowest prices. | Bolter arpsdra •tAMraieda d«M«a pruvtp.l yr dedßl-ly OPERA HOUSE GARDEN ! BEN NEIBZ. PROPRIETOR. WK lIIMS, UQIDiiS I\H PHILADELPHIA AND CINCINN ATI BEER. a • ’ ** 9 / lUtOAU A.\b ELI.IHHrUtKTH AUdUsIA, GA. [ H> ' rKttwMMM*«Me iCHmm iSAtVIMr. Ji ' Minor or Om» Two interest, ng piobleHja hav* long jiorploxed thq scientific worktop- I roar to have been at lilt aallHtaiy ’ solved by the eminent geAlogtat, Dr. Hahn. Thee* qnettiafaxAM, Jbwi, i whether mt not oelmffai bodiga, other than the wth, iKleuAngto o*r eotar system ar* inhabited by animate bftngs; and, secondly, whethet the tteteorfo stonM fernn time to time oeet'upcri the aurieco of thw globe emanate f*oe> i»- oeudcaeeut comet* jr from volpeato planet*. That they at no time formed • port es the earth itadf, fate befa oonaiu sively dcmonitrwted. »fa Dr. Ifohn hao ceoeotiy contfilated a •orris of inv*etig»tiow upon toOfaff th* huge nroteoric stones that fall fropi the *ki*a in Hungary during the Mtmmer c< lftfifi. Thin lamintt'trt Imxllcs, subjected to anunftiation under a powerful uiroro*oepe, haws beeaffound to oputarn ooralUn o spougeoua for matioua, fad to reveal ti ocea of the lower forms 6f |AII th* organism*, enfnri Mtek*«fdtabte, diroorered by Di. Maha to th* delieat* ■ton* sharings ho has thrif 4fttU vtth ukdtoote the eoudftion at their jioreet world to bo one of ribai is technically termed " primary forutatteh.*’* But the presence of water in tfatevrartri fa>iuiod by the fact that the tiny petrified f orfatMfa revealed by .the magieof tho lens one and all belong to tho fOfoaUed subaqueous cJieeee of animals. They could not have existed tn cosaote, at least if the assumption be correct that these are in a state of aril v* enre bus toon. - Zxmdon > 7 '1 • Tur. cpaxoM or tub Au English lady, accustomed to trev i cling abrped, and elite convene fluent ly in the languages of the countries she ririted, found hereeH altmo tn a kail way j carriage in Germany, whoa twflloreign < re entered with pipes lu tiigb mouth*, ♦wok 1 ng <Hfuug fupotuJv. Bhe t 4>uu|ly tojil tuuui ihjTroiy ownlJLguag* that It waa not a Ithoiing. oarrtrir*, but they perainted tri remarking that "ft wu* tbvririttom es j tho country,” upon which the lady took from her pocket a pair of gtqvee and commenced cleaning them with benso linc. Her fallow psaocnger* effpreea«d their disguat at the nanacou effinvium, when she remarked that "ft waethccus i tom of her country." Who was soon left in sole poeaesaioy of tha carnage. Im Prone* they say, "Oaarion, will rou pteess eafeta cien uuMMriri ftfiaes* ?”