The Southern witness. (Monroe, Ga.) 1870-18??, March 23, 1871, Image 1
VOL.I.
C Itt DIBE CTO It Y.
bry Mid Groceries.
Barber A'Crawford, dealers in Dry
t3oods, Main at., in Tew&Hall build
ing. \
W. b. WrVrh, 'ActiVer in Dry Goods
and Groceries, East sWe Main st.
Harris Bros., dealers iu Dry Goods
and GiWriies, West side Main street,
hi'town Hall-building.
E. K. Cow*vNf\ dvaFcr i*s Dry Goods,
West side Main street
J. A. Broughtox. dealer in Dry
Goods aiifl Groceries, corner Cour!
Square and Main st.
Mrs. C. A% BMAoY', dealer in bry
Goods, Ckithfug, Ladies' Dress Goods,
corner 03X1 rt Square and Eatonton
street.
Fki.ix Martin, dealer in. Dry floods
ami Groceries, «oete*3k Court Square
and Main stwoel-.
Apiier Levy, dealer in Dry Goods
and Clothing, West side Court Square.
J. R. High ft Burk**, don 1 era in
Dry Goods and Gim-cHes, West side
Court Square.
Yasok & Hilsman, dealers in Dry
Goods, Hardware and assorted Mer
chandise, West side OSVITt Square, r *
J. W. A Wn If, Ilk ARDEN, dealers in
Dry Goods, Groceries, etc., West side
Court Square.
Phillips A Fm.er, dealers in Dry
Goods and Groceries, West side Court
Square.
•lacob WotfS, deafer til l>ev Goods
ami Clothing, corner HallMll street
and Court Square.
Oscar Thomason, ,dealer in Dry
Goods and Groceries, corner Railroad
street and Court Square.
W. L. dealei' in Groceries,
East side Court Square.
A. F, Hough, dealer iu Groceries,
Railroad street.
C. C. Rat, dealer iu Family Groce
ries, Railroad street.
Boots, Shoes and Findings.
J. P. Briogkr, dealer in Boots, Shoes
and Findings, Railroad street.
W*. M Astras, Boots and Shoes made
and repaired, Railroad street.
Furniture.
A. Sn AW, dealer in Furniture, and
general Upholstery, South of Court
Square.
Watch Hml Clock Repairing.
C. H. Richter, Watch and Clock
Repairing, East side Main street.
Millinery and Cadies’ Dress Goods.
Mrs. S. J. IlonKitfSoS', dealer in Milli
nery and Ladies’ Dnss'MJoods, and
Dress making, East side -Main street.
Mrs. S. K. Leake, dealer in Milline
ry and Ladies’ Dress Good.*., West side
Main street.
Mrs. M. A. Mustin, dealer in Milli
nery and Ladies’ Dress Goods, and
Dress making, East side Court Square.
Photograph Gallery.
M. L. Richter, Photograph Gallery,
Fast side Main street. .
Piano Tuning.
C. H. T aYLor, Piatlc) Tuning nth!
Reparer of Musical instruments, Rail
road street.
Stoves and Tinware.
A. F. Hough, dealer in Tin and Stove
ware, Railroad Street*
R. N. Booth, Tin, Gun and Lock
smith, Railroad street.
C. C. Rat, Manufacturer of Tin
ware, Railroad street.
Con fectlouer ic»«
Torbert, Brown & Cos., dcalcars in
Candies, Fruits, Toys, Caned Fruits,
etc., Railroad street.
Richter A Bros., dealer in Confec
tionei 'es,- and Groceries, East side
Mala treefc
R. N. Booth, dealer in Confectione
ries, Railroad street.
Chas. Fielding, dealer in Confec
tioneries, West side Main street.
Hotel*, Restaurants and Saloons.
Madison House, Nelson Smith, pro
prietor, East side Court Square.
Atkinson House, C. B. Atkinson,
proprietor, corner Railroad street and
Court Square.
H. Martin, Restaurant and Saloon,
Railroad street.
M. A. Mubtin, Restaurant and Sa
loon, Railroad street.
J. S. WrigHT, Saloon, North side
Court Square.
T. J. Stallings, Saloon, North side
Court Square.
Day A llillkman, Billiard Saloon,
East side Court Square.
Hugh Wil3on, Saloon, West of Court
Square.
\ «
v ImwvVrs, *
Reese A Reesij office on Main street.
Foster A FoJter, office in Court
Ilunsc. __ *■
A McHenry, office oyer
Amffews’ Drug Arc.
Billups A Bkobs-lon, office in Court
House. •
Joel C. Barnett, office in Court
House. . ;/■.«,
R-. R. Thurmond,
Doctors,
Dr. H. J. Ogh-uy, elfTco on Main
streets
I )tt, A. A. UklU-, office at residenee
‘oh Maltt street. § • %
Dr. F. George, office at Andrews’
Drug Store.
Dr. W. T. Hollingsworth, office at
residence.
Dr. W. L.
road street near Dc^ot v
1)r. G. B. Knight, office at Atkin
son’s Drug Store. , • • -
Dr. A-. K. Andrews, office at Drhg
Store of Andrews &£o.
Dr. J. E. Godfrey, And
Drug Store. ™
fientlsP J.
D«. W». 11. Burr, office at residence
on Main street. « j »
Du. John P. Hillmian, office at resi -
dence of Dr. A. A. Bell, Main street. -■
Drugs iimljphcdiciiic.s. .
C. 11. Andrews A Cos., dealer in
Drugs, Medicines, Oils,
West side Court SquaftS
N. B. AtSiS-son, dealer iu Drugs,
Medicines, Paint, Oils, side
Court Square.
Printing Offices.
The Farm Journal, John F. Slreeut,
Editor and Proprietor, east side Court
Square, over Bishop’s New York Store.
The Madison Appeal, R» R. Thur
mond, Editor, 11. C. Billings, Proprie
tor, Main street.
Insurance Agencies.
.T. F Oimwj represents Metropoli
tan Life, N. Y., Andes Fire, Chi. 0.,
Pacific, San Francisco, Cal. ~
C. 11. Andrews, represents JEtna,
Hartford,Con., Franklin, Philadelphia,
Penn., Underwriter, N, Y., Continental,
N. Y., Yonkers, N. Y\, Plicnix, Brook-
Ivn. N. Y., Southern Mutual, Athens,
Ga., Georgia Heme, Columbus, Ga.
Carriage Repository.
A. J. Ackerman, dealer in Carriages,
Buggies and Wagons, North side
Court Square.
Livery an«l Sale. .Stables.
G. N. Dexter, North side Court
Square. S,
J. W- Few, .North-Court Square.
• —“— '
Harness and Saddlery.
J. G. Williams, North side Court
Square.
Chas. Turner, North Court
Square. •*, " '•'> *"
House* Sigh and Ornamental
Painting. ?
Towns ft Collier, at residence East
side of Court Square.
J. P. Griffis, at Carriage Repository
of A. J. Ackerman, North side Court}
Square.
Wi Hobbs, aJ, residence East Court
Square. *
A. RusseLL.
Tailoring Establishments.
B. W. Rumney, over the store of
Oscar Thomason, Railroad street.
a Silvester Allen, over, the store 'of
Phillips ft Filer, west Court Square.
Carpenters and Contractors.
Sebastian Shaw, at residence, rear
of Baptist Church.
Towns & Collier, at residence East
side Court Square.
John Towns, at residence, rear
of Methodist Church
Geol-gia Railroad.
Stewart S. Floyd, Agent.
Telegraph Oflice.
C. 11. TayLor, manager-, office {on
llailroad street, near Depot.
Post Oflice.
Lester Markham, Post Master.
Edwin Fur Low, Clerk.
Municipal Government.
T. J Burnet, Mayor.
Henry HoUgii, Marshal.
Aldermen—J. Vason.
W. I* High.
E. W. Thrasher.
~T. F. PattUkson.
County Officers.
Ord i n a ry—Wm. W ood.
Siieritf — Thomas Gibbs.
Clerk of Court—E. llkyser.
Tax Receiver—C. J. Allen.
“ Collector — 11. Martin.
Surveyor—C. B. Barrow.
Coroner
-MONROE. GA.. THURSDAY, MABUII-SasTl
A MessAgc;
—v
“After the battle of Forbrreh, a French
officer of Oufitieseurs, was found dtsql wl*.
a letter curmpled ftk his lUffid/ 5
* It w#s o*ilv a cruniplcdnllkji: *4
in A careless girlish hand *
s It was only a childish message
, - From the sun-kissed Soutliern land f
Vlt was only a brief memorial
Os the tears the absent shed;
*’• 11 was a trifle front the living,
But a message to tire Acad 5
y Father dear, 3-011 are gone to battle
I think incessantly,
As I miss your morning blessing
*" ' What your suffering must be!
. lio she wrote an<l so held it,
With a blessing on her head,
When the token of the living,
Was a message to the dead.
“ I’m so good, dear, oh ! so steady—
You would wish to have me so; y
If Pm quiet, half yoftr dangers A
Deir mamma need never know— -
So, good-liye, papa, Ood bless you,
Guard and keep you evermore ;
See! I send you fifty kisses,
From an ever ready store I
“ It was only a crumpled letter
In a dead man’s hand that day, J
Jfist to show how hearts were ach-huF
In his own land far away—
It was on] 3- a loving message, ’
From a ldving child tiiat sped, *
But the words the living pencilled.
Were a message to the dead.
“Take it from bhctfld fihgei*^
La}' it with hlnvin the grove—
If it he a consolation, ' '
Tis the latest lie will have— ~
For, I think, the bullet reached him
As the tender words were road;
So that when the angels told it,
’Twas no message to the dead.’’
Strange Domestic Romance*^
One of the parties of the following
strange story has just acquainted us
with the part’eulr.r-; Thirty threbyenrtt
ago the second son of a family in
which there were three boys, being de
sirous of bettering bis condition in
life, left England for this country, with
an indefinite idea as to where he might
settle, and only once thereafter, in a
letter from New York, had his family
any information that lie was alive.—
Four years afterward the elder brother
came to this country, and has since
been reputably known in this city a., a
member of oile tlid active professions.
We are precluded from laying more on
this head.
The week before Christmas our Bos
ton friend had occasion to visit Har
risburg, Penn.-, from which place lie
took a night train for New York. An
obstruction on the railroad a few miles
west of Philadelphia caused a delay of
some hours near a small way station.
Some of the passengers becoming tir
ed of sitting in the cabs went out to
explore the locality, particularly with
the view to the procurment of refresh
ments. In this accomplishment there
was little chance of success, as the
place could not even boast of a grocery.
There are men, however, who are not
to be foiled in their intents if any
means can be possibly found to carry
them out, and some of these people
ibappened to be amoDg the delayed
passengers, and a respectable looking
fkrm house being near, that class of
foragers invested it, called up the in
mates, who were, enjoying the comforts
of their last morning hour’s repose,
and prayed.for a supply of anything
fluid from cold water to cider, tea, cof
fee, bourbon, or apple jack. The own
er of the house good natnrcdly opened
it to his clamorous visitors and dis
pensed his hospitality in various ways
with no unstinted hand. What look
ed singular to many was the fact that
he would not accept of any compensa
tion whatever, although he had enter
tinned at least twenty rather extempo
raneous guests.- 'J bey were all prodi
gal of gratitude, and of offers to re
ciprocate at any- time.
Our Boston friend was one of the
farmer’s guests, and after thanking
his host with gecuine feeling, he hand
ed him his card, telling him that a bed,
knife, fork and spoon were ready for
him whenever he should visit Boston.
The farmer looked upon the card and
then at the presenter thereof—gazed
again and again at one and the other,
and having apparently made* up his
iuiud, he said:
“Why, Willie, is tins realy you?”
The peculiar smile that accompanied
the inquiry threw thirty-three years
aside as one would fold back a curtain.
Two brothers had met after this long
interval-“the flame on the card being
the direct e.auso of the discovcf\v-A
When the train left a short time after
ward, it carried one passenger less to
New York. Os course the brothers had
a plcasaut time in exchanging their
respective reminiscences.
But a yet more interesting feature
of our story is yet to come. Our Bos -
ton friend had the company of his
| brother to New York on the way home.
! Having some hours to spend qn the
j city prior to the sailing of the Ston
ington steamer they took aqaunter
hfftound the streets-to note the tempta
tions spread out for Christmas pres
ents. A lady's reticule hit the taste
[efthe Boston brother, and he deter
mined to buy it and send it to his sis
ter-in law in Pennsylvania. They en
| tered the store to make the purchase,
and a nice Russain leather i>orte Iflcn-
I naie was added, to the Christmas re
■newbrance to was the name
pf the Pennsylvania brothci. The
proprietcr said the names of the par
ties who Were to receive the goods
could be put on the satchel and wallet
at little expense ch: delay, and the sug
gfstion was hailed as an improvement
iofthe valueof the Articles. The names
were written cut and handed to the
propricter of the store, who replied
(that he also owned the same surname.
This led to conversation, to explana
tion, and finally to the discovery that
/Free long-SeparaWl brothers had then
alid there met face to face! It would
require iiu abler pen than'ours to de
scribe the feelings entertained by the
trio.
We are permitted to explain things
thus far: The third brother had been
a little wild in his youth, and had en
tered the service of Queen Victoria, in
which he had remained over eleven
years. had been order
ed to Canadg, and being desirous of
tasting freedom, he had improved a
chance of stepping over the line. For
fifteen years past he had been in bus
ink ss in New York, and has had world
ly? success corresponding with that of
his elder brethren.
This is our story. Tt has not the
flavor of deeply exciting romance, of
free imagination, but it is true, and as
bvouderfui as it is true.—Boston Times.
* lie AVantod Some Schnapps.
There is a saloon keeper in Cincin
nati, who won’t sell liquor to a man
win is intoxicated. This is worth men
tJfcSßigYri itself, the Circumstances be
ing so rare. Asa general rule the
drunker a man is, the inofc liquor he
ettn buy, if he can pay for it.
The other day a man who was well
loaded with “benzine” entered the
above named saloon and called for
some “schnapps.”
“You’ve had enough schnapps” said
the S. K.
“But I want one more already—then
I goes pretty quick (hie) home.”
The saloon keeper endeavored to
prevail upon him to leave without the
one glass more, hut he persisted, and
so the S. K. pulled out a bottle of vin
egar form a cupboard and poured out
a glass with the to mark—“HaVc your
schnapps made into a cocktail?”
“Yes, and make it sharp.”
(Catching np a pepper-sauce bottle.)
“Have bitters in it?”
“Yes.”
(Itt gods the pepper-sauce.) “Have
sugar?” .
“Yesi”
(In goes a quantity of salt.) “There
old toppy, there is your cocktail. Hope
it will be sharp enough for you.”
The seeker after schnapps seized the
glass and drained the contents at a
gu'p, and the result was, he was near
ly strangled. With face purple and
eyes strained nearly out of their sock
ets, lie fm all}" In an aged to gasp forth
“M ein Gott, vot for schnapps is dose?”
“Well, don’t it make you snap
enough?” said the saloon keeper.—
“Next time you come in here and want
schnapps, I'll simp you.”
Cramming in the Schools. —Wo
commend to our school-board and
teachers the following from thcPhila
dclphia Sunday Times: Initiatory steps
have at last been taken to bring about
a reform in the public - schools. The
evil most and justly complained of. is
the foolish system of cramming, which
has tin fortunately prevailed already too
longi Children, under this high pres
sure plan, arc forced to learn a dozen
lessons, oil as many different subject,
in the course of the day, and. as a mat
ter of course, finish by hopelessly in
termingling their numerous and severe
studies, thorougly understanding no
one of them,.and finishing by forget
ting them all. Without any tfuiieecs
sary delay, the Board of Education
should supercede this hot house sys
tem of instructing the young, by some
more humane and useful method.
One lesson, thoroughly mastered, is
worth a dozen committed to memory,
to be lorgotton, in a few hours. While
the “cramming” process is being i’o
ferred to, let it be remembered that
children; to grow up into strong and
useful men and women, need time to
grow physically as well as mentally.—
They should, therefore, not be l»ur
thened with tasks to be conned at home.
All the hours out of school they need i
(or recreation, for the benefit ofthcii !
bodies, which have too long been sac
rificed to the especial use of the brain. ]
Dangerous Associates—Those who ■
“dress to kill.”
AKrtUNo «jf Peakes^— SidnejfcSmftliV
in wise hints and
suggestions. . Wit and wisdom flowed
togetli<flsJJJ!d the pity is that more of
his sayings liave-qot been preserved.—
Here arc a few pearlS we have*, culled
from his writings: ”
“Unpleasant feelings of the body pro
duce corresponding sensation in the
mind, and a great scene of wretched
ness rs sketched out by a morsel of
indigestible and. misguided food; of
such consequence to happiness is it to
study the body.”
“Lite is to be fortified by many
friendships-. To love and to lie loved is
the greatest happiness in existence.”
“Let every man be occupied; and oc
cupied in the highest employment of!
which his nahy-Q Is and die
with the .conscibilsness that he has
done liis best.” - -. . •**.*■
An* for frivolk cxplaiiaUHps with
friends, ri'fi case of affronts.- They
sometimes save a perishing friendship,
and even place it on a firmer basis than
at first; but secret discontent must al
ways end badly.’ 1 ’
“A nice person makes no difficulties-,
is never misplaced, is never foolishly
affronted, and is void of affectations.”
“Hardness is a want of minittc atten
tion Stethe feelings of others. It does
not proceed from malignity, or a care
lessness of inflicting pain, buir front
want of delicate perception of those
little things by which pleasure is.con
fer red or pain excited.”
“Remember that every person, how-,
ever low, has rights aa4Wcclings. . Iu ■
all contentions, let peace be rather
your object than triumph. Value tri
umph only as the means ofpeace.” I
“Never give way to melancholy, re
sist it steadily, for the habit will en
croach. I once gave a lady two and
twenty receipts against melancholy:
one was a bright fire; another to re
member all the pleasant tilings said to j
her; another to keep a l>ox of sugar!
pluitls on the chimney piece, and a ket- j
tie simmering on the hob.”
“If idleness docs not product vice ol
malevolence, i t commonly* produces
melancholy.”—Hearth and Home.
“Uncle Dad .Morton.” of Vermont,
who tells the follwing story, should
possess, in connection With his inven
tion, two or three of our hen persuad
ers. His success would then be com
plete:
“The ancestors of our'n didn’t do
nothin’ half-ways. But, there’s an aw
ful fallin off since them times. Why
in my time, when I w.ns ? bov, tyniugs
vent Cu more economical th:ii
We all worked. My work was to take
care of the hens and chickens, (Dad
is famous for his handling of. the al
phabet,) and I’ll tell yer how I raised
’em. You know I'Se ;a very thinkiu’
child, al’as a thinkiu’ cept when I's
asleep. Well, it came to me one night
to raise a big lot o'ebickens from one
hen, and I'll tell yer how I did it. I
took an ole whiskey-barrel and filled it
up with fresh eggs? and put it on the
south side ol the barn,’ with some
horse manure around it; and then set
the old hen on the bung-hole. The old
critter kept her sittiu', and iu three
weeks I put my ear to the spigot, when
the peeping growed like a swarm of
bees. I didn’t say anything to the
folks about the hatebin,’ for they’d all
told me I was a tool; but the next
morn’ I knocked the head out of the
barrel, and covered tho barn-floor, two
deep, all over with little chickens.—
Now you in ay laugh as much as you
please, but it's true.”
A Fiji Comedy. —The Fiji Islanders
have just established their first theatre,
and a native Fijian has written a
tragedy for it.
The heroine of the tragedy is a girl
who loved a noble young cannibal
The Dither of the latter forbade him
to marry the girl, because she had no
fat and juicy relations who could be
s'.ieed down and fried for the wedding
breakfast. But the lover made her
swear that they should ueter be sepa
rated. In fulfillment of her vow she
ate him one night at their old tn sting i
place, and. after the last mouthful had I
disappeared, she wept tears of joy to
think that now their two hearts would
beat as one.
The father, when lie hears the sad
news, goes lip stairs, puts o n his
banana leaf, and dies: and the villain
of the piece is just About to lunch oil'
the remains, when the heroine rushes
in, kills the villain, eats both of the
bodies herself, and chokes to death on
the villain’s rib, which sticks cross
wise in her throat and strangles herns
the curtain comes down, amid frantic
applause.
Very Artistic, —An artist in Fincas
tie painted a dug so natural that the
animal had the livdioplrobia during
the hot weather, lie's the same man
that painted a copy of a beer bottle
with such skill that the cork flew out
just as he was finishing it. And after
he was married, he palate i a picture
of his first baby so life-like tiiat it
cried, and his wife whipped it before
she discovered her mistake.
Taking the Census.
take the cen.
Government the marshals
casionally meet with such difficulties as
lu well nigh deprive them of their o#n
senees The following colloquy ft said
to have taken plaee in Germantowir, be
tween a deputy marshal and an Irish
woman.
“How many male members hate you
in the familj-?”,
“Niver i one.’ 7
“When were you married?*’
“The day Vat Doyle left Tipporary
for Amcrika. Ah, well I mind it. A
sun shinier day niver gilded the sky
of owld Ireland.”
“What ws,?* the condition of your
i liusbahd. be Id re iharriageT’
“Divil a man more miserable. He
said if I jjehavc myself he’d
blow his b'ranis out wid a crowbur.”
“Was he at the time of your mar
riage a widower or a bachelor?”
“A which? a widower did you say?
Ah, now go jydV wid your nonsense:—
Is it the likes of me that #oold take
up wid a second-hand husband? Do I
look like the wife of. a widower? A
poor divil, all legs and consumption,
like a sick turkey? A widower! May I
be blessed if I didn’t rather live an
owld maid, and bring np a family od
butter-milk and praties.”
Letter to his Mothbil—
A youugsfc#, attending school in Pa
ducah, has written to his' mother tlie
following characteristic letter:
Dear Mother: I got another licking
yesterday, but I bad on three pair of
pants, and it didn’t hurt much. I was
licked because I put six pins iu Mr.—’l
chair. I knew they would not stick
him,'and I made abet that they would
not. Mr.— was so mean and hard that
the pins could not go in. I won the
l>et, which was a dog. He is a good
dog, and I am training him to bite old
“Hardsides” as tra call him, some night
when he comes home after dark. He
iis often out after dark, end, if Zack is
: as good after him as he is after cats-. I
! won’t get licked any more. Zack and
I-killed three cats Sunday; though I
was at Sunday school aud chttrch all
day,and it wasn't a good day for killing
cats either. This makes the third lick
ing I gdt this week: One was because
I bad a bottle of milk in my room, and
the other was because I wrote a com
position on negroes that old Hardsides
didn’t like. I said that a negro h-sft a
dark subject to write dh: It #as like
a dark African going down in a dark
cellar on a dark night without a light
to look for a black cat that was not
there. Old Hardsides stopped me and
licked me for that. Send me some
more « f thelh pies. I -made a good
trade with some of them. If you wilt
send me five dollars will stop all my
bad habits except cursing and swearing
Lfiud chewing and drinking and one or
two others. You had better make the
trade. Give my love to Julie, and tell
her to send me that little fiddle I left
in the old trunk.
Your affectionate son, Billie.
Avery intelligent lady relating the
j incidents of her trip to California said:
| "We had one clergyman along, but he
j behaved himself very well, no one
would have suspected him of being a
I preacher:
At a late revival meeting an impul
sive youth convert prayed that God
would bless the two young ladies be
tween whom he had been sitting, and
-especially the one on the right”
A teacher said to a little girl at
school: - If a naughty girl should hurt
yon, like a good little girl you Would
j forgive her wouldu't you?*’ ‘“Yes
| inarm,” she replied, “If I couldn't
catch her.”
A lady declared to us the other day
! tfi~t she “wouldn't be a cook for the
whole world!” For the whole world in
! deed! we should sav uot. Why, she
would liefer get through with the
! work.
A raw Irishman, just over, went in
to a restaurant, and was asked by the
, waiter what he would have.
| “Why. witiles to ate, uvcoorse,”was
; the reply.
A plate of hash was placed before
hiin.
“Fot's that?” demanded Mickey.
“That’s witties,” was the answer,
j Mickey eyed the compound suspi
ciously for some time, and finally ex
claimed:
“l>e jabers, the man that chewed
that can ate it!”
Two travelers having been [assigned
to the same bedroom ina crowded hotel,
one of them, before retiring, knelt down
to pray, and confessed a long catn
iloguc of sins. On rising from his
• knees lie saw his fellow-traveler, valise
lin hand, going out of the door, and
! exclaimed :“What’s the matter? What’s
I up?” “Oh! nothing,” was the reply,
j“ouly I’m not going to risk myself
! with such a scamp as you confess your
self to be.”
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