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newspapers are the blunders Viioh m
intelligent compositors, ably asssted k;
careless Editing and sleepy prof-read
ers, frequently lugs in by the ed'V Th
most carefully edited journal is fallibji
in this direction. Proof-readerswe coi
stantly in hot water. In the Londp
Times’ office they are fined fo: eve|
blunder that eludes them. On>e Na
York Herald they have been suipendl
for weeks. In spite of this sevV.’a d|
cipline, the Herald made the aitonisj
ing announcement that “ a long line j
scorpions’ feathers filed into the clurcn
instead of “surpliced fathers.” A. i
porter on that paper had occasion
quote a verse from a familiar hynn^
which the word “herald” occurred
proof-reader dutifully underscoiedlg
word, and the verse appeared, “ Bp
the Herald angels sing.” Itwasing|
World's report of a political me<*
that the word “shouts” was soludicj
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had a sweet little doU^dear*,
prettiest doll in the world;
•••*>§'l-.ocks wererso red and so white, dears,
her hair was so charmingly curled.
lost my poor little doll, dears,
played in the heath one day;
cried for her moro than a w6e k, dears,
I never could find where she lay.
my poor little doll, dears,
played in the heath one day;
i^lr 1 eay she is terribly ohanged, dears,
^ 1 her paint is all washed away;
g^^^£wher arm trodden off by the cows, dears,
her hair not the least bit curled;
jQ^gjj^orold sake’s sake, she is still, dears,
||§H|||o prettiest doll in the world.
^Kingsley. _
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upon a time there lived far
ifway #1 tho broad prairie one little
lonely girl.
To be sure,,her father and mother lived
with her, and they were all very well in
their way.
When it was bed-time or nap-time,
nothing conldgbe nicer than to cuddle
into mamma’s arms in the big rocking-
chair. Or, if she fell down and bruised
hnrself ‘mrrabr mom-"™’.-'"i** 1 U. 1 mai.
ppjaydang hand ill.the world.
S But it wasn’t always bed-time or nap-
Itf.ipri 'tt* 8556 ^ rasn ’ t (iwi y s bnflsed;
and jEoro were lots of times when papa
was away “breaking” or “seeding” or
“ harvesting ” on tho farm, and mamma
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sary to lasn men ““““s
for the field. They know now that the
whip should never be used. Horsemen
once thought that it was necessary to
whip colts to teach them to start at the
word and pull steadily. They know now
* that an apple is better than the lash and
a caress better than a blow. If dogs
and borses can be thus educated with
out punishment, what is there in our
children which makes it necessary to slap
and pound them ? Have they less in
telligence? Have they colder hearts?
Are thev any lower in the scale of being?
We have heard many old people say :
« If we were to bring up another child
we should never whip it.” They are
wise, but a little too late. . Instead of
God' doing so little for children that
they must be whipped to goodness, He
has done so much for them that even a
whipping can’t ruin them—that is, as a
rule. But alas, there are many exceptions
to this rule. Many children are of such
quality that a blow makes them cowardly,
or reckless, or deceitful, or permanently
ugly. Whipping makes children lie.
Whipping makes them hate theii par
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j and never found the way out.
jfcte-ning even Bruno, the old dog,
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wild geese, .and all over the pjairie for a
drove of cattle. •
There was nothing to be seen any
where, so she went to her mother, who
was making soup for dinner, and said,
dolefully, “Mamma, there is nothing
amoozing happening. The sky and the
prairie are all empty.”
“Well, that seems to be a sad case,”
said mamma, smiling, “but I think the
trouble is in my little daughter’s eyes.”
“No, ’deed, it isn’t, mamma,” Lottie
replied, eagerly. “I’ve looked and
looked, clear, clear off, and there is
“fiat money,” and he was willing>? b®
his week’s wages there wasnosucffSmf J
in the vernacular. So he print|iUEI|
“the fist of the Almighty.” At j
of the Meeker massacre, a dispate^^om j
the West attributed the mutiny ‘Jky 1 -'’
farmers having “pulled down tl#: .'In
dians’ tents and corrals;’
into type as “having pulled doi®-t|MS
Indians’ beets and carrots.’ Th8 , '
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of a right-reverend, for “fie death of a
prelate” printed “the deatl of a pirate.”
K#kabpbsition of the ‘ 'off' ^lnteu* the
' 'd&vme “women clothed with scaatity.”
is told tnKTSTiist Benan last
occasion to .}>! v acr^slT
proposeJ^^is it- Wesfak^ter
abbey. The subjects witten by i.i,,
was “The Influence of Ro me on the
formation of Christianfcy.” jf ^. as
published in England as ‘The Influence*
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. each, one;, and ont of one of these peeped
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her eyes, which opened wider and wider,
he concluded not to be afraid, but said
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weeds fell down, and then in a twinkling
they nibbled off the seeds and packed
them away in the side of their cheeks
made regular pockets of their cheeks,’
. and filled them so full that they stuck
out as if they had the mumps.
Then both darted back and into the
hole, and Lottie began to fear she
shouldn’t see any more, when the biggest
one came skipping out again, and this*
time stopped in the grass quite close to
Lottie, and began to dig with his front
paws like a dog, and directly he pulled
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not take home, but, just peeling the
outer skin off with his sharp teeth, sat
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Lottie thought this so very funny that
sheran away to tell mamma all about it.
“And what are they, these pitty little
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“They are own cousins to the squir
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