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EUMOROUSSKETCBES
A Strange Presentiment.
Mr. Merriboy stepped into Cheese
cake's grocery the other morning in a
great flow of spirits. He thought he saw
Cheesecake stooping down behind the
counter, so he took up a codfish, reached
over and hit the stooping figure a most
resounding blow across the back, shout
ing, “Rise up, Sir Cheesecake,” and
with a shriek of fright, a nice, good,
motherly old lady, who was back there
tying her shoe, rose up.
* The horrified Merriboy dropped the
codfish on the floor, when a hungry
sneak of a dog started qff with it, and,
rushing across the store after it, the
joker knocked over a barrel of eggs and
the dog got away with his fish.
“Ry Jove,” groaned the unhappy man,
“I felt, when I turned in here, that I’d
do something foolish before I got out.”
And staggering to the window he sat
down on a square yard of fly paper and
buried his face in his hands.— Burdette,
in Brooklyn Eagle.
Oiling a Crank.
The palatial steamer Mary Powell was
on her daily trip up the Hudson. A
number of passengers had gathered
around the open door of the engine
room, looking with interest at the move
ments of the ponderous machinery.
Among the passengers was Sam Foster,
a New York gentleman, who is a practi
cal joker. He is a young man of means,
and was dressed. He is, more
over, a very good amateur ventriloquist.
“Now, boys,” said Foster, “let us
have some fun with the engineer.”
A creaking, squeaking noise was heard
• among <the machinery. The engineer
was somewhat startled, 'and he lubri
cated various and sundry parts of the
machinery with great industry and an
oil can. The latter conta : ned half a
pint of oil,
Foster nudged one of his boon com
panions in the ribs, and pretty soon the
machinery squeeked again. Once more
the engineer calmed dewn a suspected
piston by anointing it with his alleviator.
The squeaking still continued, and
Foster pointed out the place that needed
oiling. Once more the engineer took his
alleviator, and removing the cork,
poured the contents down the back of
the festive Foster, and over his forty
dollar suit of clothes.
“There,” said the engineer, “I don’t
think that crank will squeak again in a
hurry.”— Texai Sifting*.
Inaldo the Shoe.
“I never did have any luck, nohow,”
wailed an old man on a train out from
Chicago. “Been up to town to see my
son-in-law and get aim to help me, but
he won’t do a thing. I don’t know what
I’m going to do for a living. All ot this
comes from being so foolish as to stick
to one of them old customs.”
“How was that?”
“Well, you see, some years ago I was
purty well off. Had two farms and a
lot of stock an’ money in bunk. The
chap, what’s now my son in law. came
along, an’ courted my darter. He was
as poor as a church mouse an’ so I op- ■
posed the match. But the old woman
was fast for it, an’ I had to give in, as 1
usually do when the old woman gets her
dhpder up I wasn’t very cheetful dur- I
ing the wedding, an’ was all the time
thinkin’ of the cheek o’ that chap mar
ryin’ my darter on ten dollars a week.
“After it was all over an’ they was
just about to start, they asked me to
throw my shoe after ’em for luck. Well,
I did, air’ that was the causa of the. hull
trouble. The young man had all the
luck, and is now worth a hundred thou
sand, while lam as poor, M- thunder-
Yesterday I asked him to loan me a
hundred and he refused • point blank.
You ace, he hasn’t forgotten the time 1
threw my shoe after him,”
“Why should he be * mad about
that?”
“My foot was inside the shoe, deuce
take the luck.”— Chicago'Herald.
The following anecdote, told by the
Scottish American, illustrates the fact
that the man who is asked to do an un
usual thing will expect much more pay
than for doing a usual thing that costs
him several times the
years ago, before the sale of game was
legalized, and a present, of it was thought
worth the expense of carriage, an Eng
lishman rented a moor within twenty
miles ot Inverness. Wishing to send a
ten-brace box of grouse to his friondtf in
the South, he directed a servant to dal I
upon Donald Frtnser (who owned a horse
and cart, and made a livelihood by driv
ing peats into town), and ask him what
he would charge for taking the box to
Inverness.
Donald would not take it under eight
shillings. The demand was thought so
unreasonable that the gentleman com
plained to a Scotchman, who was shoot
ing with him.
i’he Scotchman replied that he (the
Englishman ) did not understand how to
bargain with the native*, and that one
of them approached in the right way
would do the job for much less. Calling
Donald, he held the following conversa
tion.
“Guid-mornin’, Donald! What’s the
price o’ peats the nool”
“Juist auchtecnpence the load, sir.”
“Very Weel, ye can tak’ a load into
my hoose in Inverness the first thing the
morn's mornin'.”
“I’ll dae that, an’ thank ye, air.”
The Scotchman then walked on about
twenty yards, when he suddenly turned
round, and aatd: -
“By-the-by, Ihaeabox tae send; ye
can juist pit it on the tap o' the peats."
“I’ll dae that, sir. It’ll mak’ no muckle
difference. ”
In this way the Scotchman got a good
load of peats, and the Englishman got
his box sent for nothing.
A We* wateh Hankered.
Yesterday forenoon a farmer whose
wagon needed some repairs stopped at a
blacksmith's shop on Grand River ave
nue. He had with him a dog almost as
big as a yearling calf, and when the
wagon was run into the shop the dog
was tied to a post near the door.
By and by quite a crowd gathered
to comment on hh site and appearance,
and along came anunderaised, common
looking cur and sat down about tea
ret away. It was then the big dog
.welled up sod >cat forth thunderous
prowls snd howls. He scratched the
earth. He demanded blood. Hb tug
ged at his chain with the strength of an
ox.
“Don’t any one let that ’ere dog
loose 1” cautioned the farmer as he came
from the back end of the shop.
“Sposen we did?” queried one of the
boys.
“Then he’d lessen the number of dogs
in this town by fifty.
The farmer went away, and the big
dog continued to tug and strain to get
at the little dog. The latter didn’t scare
worth a cent. He sat there as if he
meant to stay to dinner. Everybody
was wishing that the big dog would get
loose, when along came a man who
stopped and asked:
“What’s the trouble?”
“That big dog wants to get free!’’
“Oh. he does. Well, I’ll help him to.”
He walked up to the post and cut the
rope, and the next instant big dog and
little dog were so mixed up that one
could hardly separate them. But this
lasted only a minute. All at once the
big dog broke for the sidewalk and up
the street, and the little dog hung to
his hind leg for at least a hundred feet.
The farmer came out to see his Jumbo
legging it for the country, while the
little dog sat on the curbstone watching
his flight, and he turned to the yel
ling crowd and exclaimed:
“What are you fools laffin at! Didn’t
I tell ye my dog wouldn’t be mean
enough to fight anything less’n a
panther?” — Free Pres*.
Wall Street Bears.
Brokers and operators are “bears”
when they have sold stock, and particu
larly stock that they did not own, con
tracting to deliver it at some future time.
They are then “short of the market.”
The” disnosition of the bear is to pull
things down. The Wail street bear is
often found “gunning a stock” by put
ting forth all his strength and craft to
break down the price, and especially
when aware that a certain house is heavily
loaded and cannot resist his attack. He
“buys in” by purchasing stock to meet
a “short” contract, or to return borrowed
stock; “covers,” or “covers his shorts,”
by buying stock to fulfill his contract
the day of delivery. This a self-pro
tective measure, and is called “covering
short sales.” A “drop” in the price of
a stock is to a bear the next best thing
'to a “break.” He rejoices in an “off”
' market when prices fall. He “sells
out” a man by forcing down the price of
a stock that the person is carrying so
low that he is obliged to let it
go, and perhaps to fail. He
groans lustily when the bulla get
a “twiat on the shorta” by artificially
raising prices, and “squeezing,” or com
pelling the bears to settle at ruinous
rates. Neither “bull” nor “bear” is an
altogether safe “critter.” The latter,
however, is reputed to be about four
i times ae mischievous as the former, inas-
I much as he sells another man’s property,
i whereas the bull contents himself with
earning his own.
The bear occasionally findshimself in a
j “corner” where it is impossible to buy
i the stock of which he is “short,” and
I whjch he must deliver at a specified
| time. He growls and begs, but must
i pay what the holders of his contracts are
! willing to accept. Some relief is afforded
! by a “let up,” or the withdrawal from
I the market of the “clique,” or “pool,”
j or combination of operators that cor-
> nered him. A “squeal in the pool” is the
i revelation of its secrets by one of its
members, and a “leak in the pool” is
I when one of the parties sells out his in
! terest without the knowledge of the
i others. Either form of defection yields
some mitigation to the bear’s sufferings.
—Harper't Magaeine.
Treatment for Hydrophobia.
The following h an extract from a
letter of M. Louis Pasteur, the eminent
French scientist, to Professor Jules
Marcou: “I take a great deal of pleas
ure in the thought that on my return to
Paris I shall present to the Academy of
Sciences an account of what I believe to
be a very valuable prophylactic treatment
against hydrophobia, applicable after the
accident both to man and dogs. Do you
not know *omc feature of this terrible
disease which may be peculiar in Amer
ica? Is it of frequent occurrence there?
Remember that I should have the cour-
I age to apply my treatment even on per
sons who, after being bitten, had made
the journey from America to Paris—al
though under these conditions at least
two weeks must have elapsed since the
accident—so great is my confidence in
my method. However. I shall feel more
. sure of myself when I heve made a large,
number of trials on man, which I shall
do in 1885-G. I have as yet made but
: one trial —on an Alsatian boy, whose
! mother brought him to me. He bad
I been bitten horribly, and death by hy
drophobia seemed unavoidable. Cp to-’
' the present time I have excellent news
j of his health, although it is sixty-four
days since the accident.”
A Bullet With a Billet.
A gentleman with large side whiskers
and a physique that showed hard usage
stood against a bar on Baltimore street,
and, baring his right arm. said to a
! group of bystanders • “I am the oldest
color-bearer of the Confederate army.”
There was a movement toward him by
those who were moistening their tonsils
in the vicinity.
The speaker pulled up his sleeve and
showed a scarred and streaked tattooing
of the stars and bars on his right fore
arm in Vermillion and India ink.
i “This wm the darting shot,” he arid,
exhibiting a scar where a minnis-ball
had cut through the tattoo mark*.* and
I disarranged the colors of the flag. “We
surrendered just after I got it. I was
j color bearer for the Twelfth Virginia, of
i Petersburg. This wound I got in the
last charge. As soon as I felt my arm
> drop and saw the wound I knew the war
was over. Been shot again and again,
but never in the arm before, although I
I caught it in every other part of my body.
■ 1 saw that the lead had torn through my
arm where the cross bars on the flag
were marked, and then I gave up. it
was my last battle in the trenches.”—
Baltimore Tims*.
The spirit of liberality is not merely,
as some people imagine, a jealousy of
our own particular rights, but a respect
for the rights of others, and an unwil
lingness that any man, whether high or
low, should be wronged or trampled
’ under foot.
PEARLS OF THOUGHT.
Wisdom is knowledge applied.
Goodness is better than knowledge.
It is the great at whom envy shoots
her darts.
Caution is consistent with the high
est bravery.
The hammer of custom forges the
link of habit.
Any man who puts his life in peril
in a cause which is esteemed, becomes
the darling of all men.
There is nothing so sweet as duty,
and all the best pleasures of life come
in the wake of duties done.
Man is borne along on the tide of
life like a straw, and, considering all
things, is not of much more account
A tender conscience is an inestim
able blessing; that is, a conscience not
only quick to discern what is evil, but
instantly to shun it, as the eyelid closes
itself against the mote.
If, by instructing a child, you are
vexed with it for the want of adroit
ness, try, if you have never tried it
before, to write with your left hand,
and then remember that a child Is all
'eft hand.
How can a man learn to know him
self? By reflection never—only by
action. In the measure in which he
seeks to do his duty shall he know
what is in him. But what is his
duty? The demand of the hour.
The Remedies in Vegetables.
Vegetables, says an exchange, are
not only delicious articles of food, but
are really health-preserving, for often
a slight indisposition of children, or
B older persons, can be readily cured by
the free use of these culinary
remedies. Spinach has a direct effect
upon complaints of the kidneys; the
common dandelion, used as greens, is
excellent for the same trouble; as
paragus purifies the blood; celery acts
admirably upen the nervous system
and is a sure cure for rheumatism and
neuralgia; tomatoes act upon the
liver; beets and turnips are excellent
appetizers; lettuce and cucumbers are
cooling in their effects upon the
system; beans are a very nutritious
and strengthening vegetable ; white
onions, garlic, leeks, chives and shal
lots, all of which are similar, possess
medical virtues of a marked character,
stimulating the circulatory system and
the consequent increase of the saliva
and the gastric juices promoting
digestion. Red onions are an excellent
diuretic and the white ones are recom
mended oaten raw as a remedy for in- ♦
somnia. They are tonic and nutriti
ous. A soup made from onions is re
garded by the French as an excellent
restorative in debility of the digestive
organs. We might go through the
entire list and find each vegetable
possessing its especial mission of cure,
and it will be plain to every house
keeper that a vegetable diet should b j
partly adopted at this period of the
year, and will prove of great advantage
to the health of the family.
Hailstones and Tornadoes.
Lieutenant Finley, an officer of the
United States signal service, says:
‘•Every hailstorm would be a tornado
if it reached the ground. The atmos
pheric conditions producing hail are
precisely similar to those generating
tornado clouds. Prof. King, the aero
naut, announced that discovery after
passing through a hail cloud and not
ing the phenomenon. Tornadoes have
always been a feature of the Mississip
pi and Missouri valleys and will con
tinue as long as the world lasts.
Through the vast forests of Minnesota
and Wisconsin tracks are visible where
the tempest of wind hewed its clear
cut path a century ago. Even the tra
ditions of Indians are full of account!
of the mighty storms which struck
terror to the hearts of the aborigines
and leveled their forests. The Signal
Service at Washington is inconstant
receipt of letters from Canadians and
Eastern people desirous of going West,
Inquiring the portions of country un
visited by tornadoes. In 1879 torna
io insurance was not thought of.
Last year over 128,000,000 was writ
ten.”
Speaking of hurricanes, Lieut Finley
said that they were merely straight
winds moving at a velocity of between
80 and 150 miles an hour. The Texas
“norther” is a cold trade wind, the
Montana “chinook” is a warm current
and the “blizzard” a hurricane with
particles of iee and snow in its teeth
Tornadoes are known a* “wind falls’
in the West
Three Quotations.
When a man is hanging, cut him down ’
then go through his pockets.— Tera
Poet.
When a man is coughing give him Ret
Star Cough Cura. — Baltimore -Venx
When you want to conquer pain, us
St Jacoba Oil.— Philadelphia .News.
Very few suit* are made entirely of out
fabric. Os all the fancies shown each
has its matching cloth, and tailor-made
suits are of a subdued stripe, plain o:
check, in somber colors, with plain cloth ,
matching one or other of the checks oi j
* tri dos.
Some Frank Confessions I
“Our remedies are unreliable.”—Dr. Val
entine Mott.
“We have multiplied diseases.”—Dr. Rush,
Philadelphia.
“Thousands are annually slaughtered in
the sick room.”—Dr. Frank.
“The science of medicine is founded on con
jecture, improved by murder.”—Sir Astley
Cooper, M. D.
“The medical practice of the present day
is neither philosophical nor common sense.”—
Dr. Evans, Edinburgh, Scotland.
Dr. Dio Lewis, who abhors drugs as a rule
and practices hygiene, is frank enough, how
ever, to say over his signature “If I found
myself the victim of a serious kidney trouble,
I should use Warner’s safe cure because I am
satisfied it is not injurious. The medical pro
fession stands helpless in the presence of more
than one such malady.”
An old proverb says: If a person dies with
out the services of a doctor, then a coroner
must be called in and a jury empanelled to
inquire and determine upon the cause of
death; but if a doctor attended the ease, then
no coroner and jury are needed as everybody
knows why the person died!— Medical Her
ald.
If a German account is to be believed
the plant world has its living electrical
generators as well as the animal king
dom. It is stated that on breaking a
stem of the Phytolacca electric* the hand
receives a shock like that given by an
induction coil, and that the magnetic
needle is affected to a distance of twenty
feet. This energy of the plant is great
est at 2 r. m., ana almost disappear* at
nightfall.
It is * Fact
well established that consumption if attended
to in its first stages, can be cured. There is,
however, no true and rational way to cure this
disease, which is really scrofulous ulceration of
the lungs, except through purifying the blood.
Keep the liver m perfect order and pure blood
will be the result. Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medi
cal Discovery,” a purely vegetable compound
does all this and more: while it purifies the
blood it also builds up the system, strengthen
ing it against future attacks of disease. Ask
for Dr. Pleree’s “Golden Medical Discovery.”
Take no other. Os druggists.
The Caroline Islands number five hundred,
big and little.
The best Ankle, Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zinc and leather. Try them.
Your Character cannot be essentially injured
except by your own acts.
Menbman’s Pkptonizbd Brar tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nwtri
lioiut properties. It contains blood-making
force,generating and life-sustaining properties:
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debility;
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result, of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazards
Co., Proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.
The winters in Iceland are milder than those
In lowa. This is due to the Gulf stream.
Sams Folks
have much difficulty in swallowing the huge,
old-fashioned pill, out anyone can take Dr.
Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” which
are composed of highly concentrated vegetable
extracta. For diseases of the liver and stom
ach, sick and bilious headache, etc., they have
no equal. Their operation is attended with no
discomfort whatever. They are sugar-coated
and put ii ? in glass vials.
A declaration of war—Throwing old tin cans
and other refuse in our neighbor’s yard.
The habit of running over boots or shoes
corrected with Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners.
A polite way of dunning a delinquent is to
send him a bouquet of forget-me-nots.
Swtisfaetory Ev«<lence.
J. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, of Austin,
Tex., writes.—l have been handling Dr. Wm.
Hall’s Balsam fob the Lungs for the past
year, and have found it one of the most
: lable medicines I have ever had in my house
tor Coughs, Colds, and even Consumption, al
ways giving entire satisfaction. Please send me
another gross.
Only three years during the last fifty have
the revenues of Brazil exceeded the expend
itures.
DeeHae oi Mm. ,
Mental or organic weakness, nervous debility
and kindred delicate diseases, however in
duced, speedily and permanently cured. For
large illustrated book of particulars enclose
10 cents in stamps and address. World’s Dis-
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uffalo, N. Y.
It is said that more money is needed to put
Bartholdi’s statue on her last legs.
Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses
of Piso’s Cure for Consumption.
Lightning struck a California pear tree and
cooked the fruit brown.
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For seven years I suffered with a cancer on my
face. Eight months ago a friend recommended the
use of Swift’s Specific, aud I determined to make an
effort to procure it. In this I was successful, and
began its use. The Influence of the medicine at first
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rirrrease and the ulcer ••> heal, until there is not a
vt„u o < v. it left—only . little scar marks the place.
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in the JEtnn Matas I IJrr Mtoek Ca. Address W.
A. Van Baam**, Man’gr, Valatie, N.Y. Agt's wasted.
SAMPLE
FREE.
All Sorts of
harts and many sorts of ails of
man and beast need a cooling
lotion. Mustang Liciacnt
“Maryland, Mj Maryland.**
* ♦ ♦ “Prety wives,
Lovely daughters and noble men.”
“My farm lies in a rather low and mi*>
*natic situation, and
“My wife!”
“Who?”
“Was a very pretty blonde 1”
Twenty years ago became
“Sallow!”
“Hollow-eyodl”
“Withered and aged!”
Before her time, from
“Malarial vapors, though she made no par*
ticular complaint, not being of the grumps
kind, yet causing me great uneasiness.
“A short time ago I purchased your rem
edy for one of the children, who had a very
severe attack of biliousness, and it occurred
to me that the remedy might help my wife,
as I found that our little girl upon recovery
had
“Lost!”
“Her sallowness, and looked as fresh as s
new-blown daisy. Well the story is soon
told. My wife, to-day, has gained her old
time beauty with compound interest, and is
now as handsome a matron (if I do say it
myself) as can be found in this county
which is noted for pretty women. And t
have only Hop Bitters to thank for it
“The dear creature just looked over my
shoulder, and says I ‘can flatter equal to th*
days of our courtship,’ and tbat reminds me
there might be more pretty wives if my
brother farmers would do as I have done.”
Hoping you may long be spared to do
good, I thankfully remain,
C. L. Jamks.
Bxltsvillk, Prince George Co., Md., 1
May 2t>th,lßß& f
gSWNone genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with “Hop” or “Hops” in
their name.
A.N. tl. .jForty-eight, 85
M Piso’s Remedy for Catqrrb Is the M
M| Beat, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest,
■ Also good for Cold Id the Head,
Headache, Hay Fever, <S«. 60 cents, ggl
“Judging from i*» effects in my cane, JPieo’s Re me
dr for Catarrh is ’Excelsior.’ ’* -H. D Knowlton,
Holland, New York.
■ Fisc’s Remedy for Catarrb hi toe M
Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest- Bl
Also good for Cold i:n the Head, I
I Hscdacue, Hay Fever, Ax. 60 cents. *|
:* Piso’s Remedy tor Catarrh gave me almost imme
diate reiief.”—F. E Bxainkbd, Audubon, lowa.
■ Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh Is the I
Best, Easiest to .Use, and Cheapest.
■ Also good for Cold in the Head, SgS
Headache, Hay Fever, «fcc. 50 cents, ggtg
“ Piso’s Romedy for Catarrh is just the medicine J
have been looking for-” W. Outom, Maysville, Ky,
■ Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the fl||
Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest,
■ Also good for Cold in the Head,
Headaime, Hay Fever, 60 cents.
“Piso’s Remedv for Catarrh has done me merit
good than anything 1 ever tried."--Miss R. A. Btub
urr, Cornwall Bridge, Cons.
■ Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh Is the ML;
Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest.
■ Also good for Cold in the Head, H 1
Headache, Hay Fever, Ac. 50 cents. B| /
"Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is producing favorable
results.’’—Geo. W. Witham, Philadelphia, Pa.
Mj Pine’s Remedy for Catarrh Is the HL
M| Bart, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest.
S mM
AIM goed for Cold In the Head, H/
Headache, Hay Fever, Ac. 60 cento.
WILMII
Btime snd then have them retnrn again, I mens a radi
cal eure. I have made the dleeaao of FITS, EPILEPSY
er FALLING SICKNESS a life long atedy. I warrant my
remedy to eure the worat eauSe. Bocauee others hare
MM fa no reaeon lor not now receiving a euro. Send at
enoe for a treAlee and a Free Dottle of my infallible
remedy. Give Ixpreeo and Post Office. It coate yog
wßf„ aXIifIZEA ■■■ tiouaty. Illustrat-
Hundreds in use. * cd Price Liat Free
LANB dk BODLEY CO.,
rtfffßK Faco, netaAa, Feet, and all tboirtaa
m*DOh perfecUona, laciudlns Facial Develop
' W meat. Superfluous Hair, Moles, Warto,
JBru«r Moth, Freckles, Red None. Acne, ffl’te
Heads, Scan, Pitting k their treatment
John Woodbury. 37 N Pearl Bt.,Alba
/ w»ny,N.Y. Ket'b d irio. Semiloc. for book.
Wgl BITE ft As active Man or Woman In every
n MS I E•'county toeelleurgoods Salary*?*.
MIB * per Seats aud Expenses t.speoses in ad.
ffw vasoe. CaavaMingoutfit FKEk! Partlculare
free. Standard Silver-ware Go Borton. Maas.
TBORSTOrSIMOTBPOm
K—yiwg T—th Per foot and e Healthy.
Pensions
« <Jha£tlte lead fa
we *.aies of that class nt
remedies, am! has
almost universal satisiac*
“’■'murphy bros
Fails, Tee
€1 haswon the ftiror cf
the nubhc and new ranks
among the leading Medi
cines of the oildem.
A. L. SMITH.
Bradford. Pa,
Sc.Mt»y Drugg-.su.
Fiustioe.
For Ten Davs after «bo
Paper of the Wo*t wlB
bo mtoied Frrote *ay «m
•aqdixe their name and
upon » Postal Oar*. Thto
opportunity to obtate a
meoonen ot to. oslyn ve
Ten Days. Send in your
name before it to too Ute.
Addrera
Tb® CMcago Le4g«r,
Ctaiekffo, HL.
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