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FAWNING TO NONE-CHARITY TO ALL.
VOLUME IX.
DOUGLASVILLE. GEOEGIETITESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1888.
NUMBER-48;
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It has been noticed that crows have
been migrating in large numbers, which
Indicates, in the opinion of the Smith
sonian Institute .scientists', a severe win
ter.
A train on the Michigan Central Bail-
way recently ran from Jackson to Michi
gan City, a distance.of 156 miles, in 171
minutes, making Several stops. This is
reported to be the fastest time ever made
on the road.
All the training schools for nurses in
Philadelphia are free. This is one pro
fession for women that is not over
crowded and where women can earn good
wages. ' The chief qualifications are
good health, good temper, general iutel ■
ligence, and a fair common-school edu
cation.
London appears to be' mueh better
fixed in. the matter of school accommoda
tions than most of the large cities on this
side of . the Atlantic. At- the -recent re
assembling of the School Board the
Chairman, the Rev. J. B. Higgle, stated
■that, there are now facilities in London
—Jes^teaching 657,887 children, while
there'“~are only 638,058 names on the
School-rolls.
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The Washoe Indians, male and female,
are said to be good workers, but. they
are extremely sensitive. Tell an Indian
to cut your wood and he'll turn disdain
fully away. Impart to him, in a casual
way, that you -have wood to cut, and
wonder who’ll do it at such a price, and
the noble'red man, with an air of con
ferring a favor, intimates that he will,
and he does. . |
The Southern California Motor Road
Company has a scheme for giving the
citizens of San Bernardino lots of fun
this winter. It will run a roa’d up to
the Bear Valley reservoir, which is 6,000
feet above the sea. , Ice forms there in
the winter; and the road will take up
skating parties, which can leave town at
6 in the evening, run up in two hours,
have three hours’ fun, and get back about
1 o’clock the next morning.
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The Rev. Russell H. Con well, a gradu
ate of Yale, a soldier, lawyer, emigation
agent,: special correspondent in^Europe;
lecturer, author, and, last of allgBaptist
E%eaoKsf; is to have the largest pJBaptist
-Tris to be built
(fat i’hi hide! j-lii a, • wi i I seat 4,60(1, cost
|i00,000, have accommodations for 1,000
scholars in the Sunday-school room, and
500 in the infant department, and have
dining-room, kitchen and parlors. Mr.
ConweMis forty-four years old. .
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A New York man says that the great
drawback to electric street railways is
that you cannot ride even a block on one
of those cars without having your watch
completely magnetized and ruined so far
as timekeeping is concerned. All the
electric roads have (he fame difficulty,
and the inventors, although they have
been trying for years, have not yet suc
ceeded in discovering a remedy. Until
that defect is removed, no electric street
railway, it is asserted, will be a success.,
* -
Ghief Drummond, of the United States
Secret Service, in reporting on a band of
Italian counterfeiters now operating in
this country, has called attention to the
existence of a. formidable secret organiza
tion originating in Sicily, but having
branches in New York, Boston, Chicago,
!St. Louis, St. Paul, San Francisco and
several other cities. The members of
this society are described as assassins and
villains of the worst type, engaged in all
sorts of criminal schemes, but especially
in the counterfeiting business.
R. W. Cameron & Co., of New York
City, who are agents for the Government
of South Wales, have received a commu
nication announcing a reward offered by
the Government of $125,000 to A merican
inventors for any process which will
■ exterminate rabbits, which have become
a pest throughout Australia, and New
Zealand. In 1861 a few English rabbits
were introduced into the Botanical
Garden at Dunedin. These ha e in-
creasd to such an extent that they are
now public nuisauees, threatening to de
stroy not only all the vegetables, but
even the sheep pasturage of the entire
. country. The magnitude of the evil and
the urgency of the case are indicated by
the size of the reward, which, at. the same
time, is an expression of confidence in
American ingenuity.
The Sanitary. Era warns parents and
teachers against boxing childrens! ears,
saying; “There ought to be a statute in
every state severely punishing this prac
tice or rather an infliction j of b’ows on
the head, so common in families or
schools of inferior grade. A recent in
vestigation of medical records reveals
firty-one cases of serious injury to child
dren from “boxing-” or “cuffing” on the
ear—in some cases Chronic and ult imately
resulting in fatal.brain diseases, deafness,
insanity, etc. It would be impossible to
discipline all offenders, but much might
be done by special care in giving notice
of the law and penalty through the news
papers and by circulars distributed by
boards of health -inspectors, and by in
structions to the police promptly to ar
rest parents or others seen, cuffing chil
dren—as they may be seen at all hours
of the day in certain regions of every
Citvt” ; .
WASHINGTON, D. C.
TACTS AND FANCIES ABOUT
MEN ANV THINGS.
What Our National Law Makers arc l)#wg
—Departmental CJossip—Movements ot
President and Sirs* Cleveland,
CONGRESSIONAL.
Among the nominations sent to* the
Senate by the President were the follow
ing postmasters: Robert M-. Gardner,
Christiansburg, Va.; G. L. Jack, Fer-
nandina, Fla.; Win. T. Broyles, Dayton,
Tenn. Memorials were presented by Mr
Blair in favor of a national prohibitory
constitutional amendment. One by Mr.
Hoar against the admission of Utah as a
state so long as its local power is in the
hands of the Mormon priesthood. Also,
several in favor of the Blair educational
bill. A bill was introduced by Mr. Hoai
to provide for a world's exposition at the
national capital in 1892, and thereafter oi
a permanent exposition of three Americas
in honor of a four hundredth anniversary
of the discovery of America. Referred
to the select committee on the centennial
celebration. Mr. Mitchell then called u}
the joint resolution introduced by him ot
December 12th, for the appointment of a
commission to select a site for a naya:
station on the Pacific coast, and addressee
the Senate in advocacy of it. Mr. Dolpi
also spoke in favor of' the same resolu
tion. The Senate then, at 2.35, took uj
the Blair -educational bill as unfinished
business.- The report (unanimous) of tin
committee on education and labor wa:
then read, after which Mr. Blair said the
as the bill had been long before the
country, and had twice passed the Senate
the friends of the measure thought if
proper to yield the floor to those opposed
to it. Mr. Reagan opposed the bill. Hi
argued in detail that the Southern state
were not in need of Federal aid for tin
support of their common schools, an<
showed that in-the state of Texas th
school fund for this year was $3,100,0(K.
Mr. Vest obtained the floor, but yielde d
to Mr. Plumb, who offered an amend
ment to the second section providing
that the money shall he distributed
among the several states and tervi
tories in proportion to their popula
tion, according to the census of 1880
The following bills were introduced tip
the House and referred: By Mr. E. B.
Taylor, of Ohio, for the preservation jjj
the woods and forests of the national do
main adjacent to sources of navigabi
rivers; also to restore the rate of duty or.
imported wool. By Mr. Stewart, <f
Georgia, authorising national banks t<
take liens on real estate for loans o(
money. By Mr. Collins, of Massachusett ,
to establish a marine: signal board of th-
United States with a view to the adop
tion qf tiie code and system of marlin .
and fog signals; ■ also for the preventioi
of cruelty to animals. The Speaker t lu i
announced the committees.
Mr. Plumb suggested the inquiry wheth
er the object in giving the* list-was in
apprehension that any of the Senators
who had voted for the bill might gel
away. Mr. Blair read letters from edu
cational authorities in Texas complaining
of a want of funds there and urging the
passage of the bill. The Senate then
proceeded to the consideration of execu
tive business. At 5:10, the doors were
reopened and the Senate adjourned.
Among the papers presented to the
Senate was a letter from Allen & Co.,
publishers, Augusta, Maine, urging the
necessity of the issue of fractional cur
rency. Mr. Frye, who presented it -
Btated as a fact astounding to him, tha
this firm qften received in its business om
thousand dollars a day in payment of :
fraction of a dollar in stamps. By Mi.
Hale, a petition against any change in tin
fishery treaties, and in favor of the rights
of American fishermen under existing
treaties and . legislation. Also, by Mr.
Vorhees, in favor of the present tariff
on lumber. Also, by Mr. Collom, several
petitions of the Illinois state grange, in
dorsing inter-state commerce; favoring
government ownership of telegraph lines,
denouncing gambling in “futures,” fa
voring the restriction of immigration as
proposed in the Reagan bill, opposing the
abolition of the whiskey and tobacco tax,
and favoring tbe placing of salt, lumber,
sugar, etc., on the free list. Among the.
bills introduced and referred were the
following: By Mr. Collom, amendments
to his postal telegraph bill; by Mr. Blair,
to encourage the holding of the national
industrial exposition of arts, mechanics
land productions of the colored race
‘throughout the United States, in Atlanta,
■Ga., in 1888 and 1889. Mr. Brown of
fered a resolution declaring that the prac
tice of the government was correct for
the first three-quarters of the century of
its existence when it collected neces
sary revenues at ports or other bound
aries, by tariff, except in case of war or
other great emergencies, when internal
revenue or direct tax laws were imposed,
but which were repealed ‘as soon as the
emergency ceased. . Also that the present
internal revenue laws were enacted as a
war measure, and that it has. now become
the imperative duty of Congress to enact
appropriate laws for their repeal at the
earliest day. A lengthy debate took
place between Senators Sherman and
Vorhees in regard to tbe President’s Mes
sage. At the close of Mr. Vorhees’
speech, Mr. Sherman moved that the
Message be referred to the finance com
mittee; but action on that motion was
withheld to give Mr. Teller an opportu
nity to make some remarks. Mr. Teller
spoke briefly in reply to Mr. Vorhees’s
criticisms of his (Teller’s) former ^state
ment. Pending the resolution to refer the
President’s Message to the finance commit
tee, the Senate, at 3:50, went fiito secret
session.
In the House, a great many bills and
resolutions were introduced and referred,
among them the following: . By Herbert,
of Alabama, to regulate the jurisdiction
of circuit court commissioners. By Mi - .
Wheeler, ,to provide for a reduction of
custom duties ; also to establish a court of
appeals ; also to amend the civil service
act; also granting pensions to survivors
of Indian wars who have attained the age
of seventy years; also to establish signal
stations on the West Indian islands; also
for the temporary support of common
schools; also for the refunding of the
cotton tax; also to remove the tax from
tobacco and spirits made from fruits. By
Mr. Springer, of Illinois, to provide for the
organization ol' the territory of Oklahoma.
By Mr. Adams, of Illinois, for the reroo-
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val of dangerous aliens from the territory
of the United States. By Mr. Town*
shend, of Illinois, a joint resolution to
amend the Constitution so as to provide
for the election of Senators by the votes
of the people of the States. • Also, to or*'
ganize Indian Territory under the name
of Oklahoma and consolidate certain
tribes under tbe territorial government
and allot lands in severalty among the!
dlfdians; to establish a new department
of industries and public works. By Mr.
Auderson, of Kansas, creating the postal
telegraph of the United States,
. GOSMl’.
Sherbune G. Hopkins,'the young news
paper reporter, who some weeks ago sent
it sham infernal machine to Chief Justice
Waite, for the purpose of creating a sen
sation and selling news, plead guilty in
;he police court to the charge of attempt
ing to obtain money upon false pretenses,
ind was fined $100.
The first of the annual series of pfesi-
lential state dinners was given. at the
White House to members of the cabinet.
The public parlors were handsomely deco-
fated with palms, potted plants, and cut
Bowers, while festoons of smilnx were
sntwined around the chandeliers. All
the lower part of the house was brilliantly
lighted. The dinner table was adorned
With, a floral "centre piece consisting of a*
bank of red roses three feet or more in
tength, and a tower of roses standing at
' tech end, while the whole was set off by
Hussive shining candelabra;
WHITE AND BLACK
Battle Koyal Between United States Troops
to Settle the Question of Equality.:
A revolt occurred at the United States
barracks at St. Louis, Mo.,-between white
and colored United States soldiers that
resulted'in the injury of many men, and
probably will cost three lives. At this,
tinie there are many recruits at that sta
tion, and they drew their first pay, and
made an onslaught on the sutler.. Nu
merous brawls resulted, and a crowd from
New York resented the familiarity of the
colored troops, and a fight followed.
The guardhouse was filled with the dis
orderly ones, and still the rows kept up.
Late in the day a drunken colored trooper
was seen pursuing a fourteen-year-old
white girl, and a party of white troopers
were seen after him, and in due time
handed him over to the officer of the
day. This seemed to enrage a number of
his comrades, and they-forihwith left .(he
barracks, starting for Cafondelet. .g Dp
their way they fell in with a sqtj&3; d!l;
'white troopers and proceeded to- t-akg
vengeance. The white soldierP-madf;
their escape with a few bruises and HnrTfrjwL It BBBHHK
H ifite Wracks where fl-ifiSw 5 WM u iS
SOUTHLAND DOTTINGS,
INTERESTING NTIF.S ITEMS FOB
BUSY! PEOPLE, -
The Social, Religion* and Temperance
World—Projected Enterprises—Mar*
tinges, Fires, Deaths. Etc.
Thb Hot Blast newspaper of Anniston,
Ala., has been sold to W, H. Edmonds,
of Baltimore, Md.
.Atlanta’s new morning daily is getting
licked into shape. Leading prohibition
ists are freely subscribing to the stock.
Maj. W. M. Jendone, one of the most
brilliant lawyers in Texas, committed
suicide the other afternoon by stabbing
himself in the bovfels.
Under an ordinance adopted by the
City Council of Atlanta, jGa.“ any man
arrested twice for being drunk is “black
listed;’’ it will cost a dealer $500 if lit;nor
is sold to hint. r
Ben Burton, a fireman,mf Atlanta, Ga.,
has been arrested charged with having
wives in Homer, Ga., EatiTey, 8. C., An
derson* county, 8^,C., and Atlanta. He
is only 22 years of age.
Lieut. Charles B; Rogers, UaS-.N., wSs
married at Winchester, Va. , to Miss Alice
Walker, daughter of General John G.
Walker, ex-Confederate, late of Texas,
and how in South America.
James Cawthorn, a young man from
Tilton, Ga., was on a freight train of the
W. & A. Railroad, learning the duties of
a brakeman, and slipping between two
.cars at Big Shanty, was k^led.
Three of the notorious Reeves gang at
Glasgow, Ky., received aepj^nces aggre
gating thirty-one yeari%S*nprisonment
each, for various liurglarilsrtmd bur nine
the court house afeTgmgjiinsville, Ky.
. A voung.haIf-wWfi£^BK.ite man named
Waldrop, employefcllnjihe farm of, F. J.
Pelzer, in AnderjBuqpjj$y,' South Caro
lina,was lynche^^^^pigiau | him to a
: tree, and his bocfejsli|Mrahamck shot.
It is alleged thd ft^^mg w as d one by
(negroes. .
The business txy q)|p*f; Beau^rt, Nj
C., was burned; A|Tb§|®feek as fol
lows : ThomaA fjjMt&MprffeeffOTdS and
stock, *1f). (WMiM fjfejwfck- stories, store
and stock, loss G Dill, loss
It, 800; Cffiarlewpy«<>) loss £1,600-,
Taylor & Buckman,: fesvo StorefLajtd stock,
•53,500. .
„ C. Clark, a -'d«rai5pprea&te at Bir-
i-h&gham ; AIa.-<i|jfefflHKanri‘l - pistol to
a.£'iSikffiSnnjs, ear-old white
le t®y acciden-
THE BUSY WORLD
PHOTOGRAPHEV BY THE EVER
PRESENT NEWSPAPER MAN,'--
BUDGET OF FUN..
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
their way to the barracks, where they
soon made up a party to handle the men.
Armed with revolvers and caiWues t .they
started in good order for..C.ar6®elej| -But!
before they had gone far tliev wefAdiS
der.ect to returWand disarm, By theiffiew
of the day. 3 They refused to return*to
their quarters^ but laid down their arms
at once and then proceeded after the'“en*.
emv.” At the river Des Peres bridge they
met the colored troopers returning. An
encounter immediately followed, and
knives, clubs and rocks were used. The
fight was one of desperation, and the
white men’s superior force was offset by
the discipline of the colored troops who
had entered a .second term of service. In
the meantime, word of the "battle had
reached the barracks, and four troops.-.of
cavalry were ordered out and arrived in
Carondelet in time to save the police from
attack. The jnutineers dispersed,.- and
they were arrested in detachments on a
general order to arrest.all troopers. The
barracks, Carondelet and intervening
country assumed a military aspect, and
all night the soldiers’”tread and demand
of ‘ ‘halt” rang out.
lath
was
was
cars
LIMITING THE SUPPI.T.
Seventeen individual collieries in the
Shenandoah and Mountain district in
Pennsylvania were working and
more* are likely to follow. All have
agreed verbally to pay the present wages
pending any settlement the Reading com
pany may make. Coal dealers in Phila
delphia are raising the price of coal 50 to
75 cents per ton, and many of them an
nounce that they will only sell one ton on
each order. Some dealers have been un
able to replenish their stock for ten days
past. A Pennsylvania railroad miners’
train with 500 men, returning from work,
was wrecked near Shenandoah. A sill
Was wedged on the road bed. This is
the third attempt to wreck the 1 train. The
miners are very angry and threaten ven
geance. Several persons were seriously
injured. The miners riding on* the train
are all Knights of Labor working at mines
paying their price. They do not under
stand the animus of the wreckers, but be
lieve it is some dissatisfied parties who
desire a stoppage of mining in the interior
region.
TirEX'oxnrcTOtts smiled.
The West Side Street Railway com
pany of Chicago, Ill., ceased selling its
new issue of tickets, after having lost
over $2,000 in less than a week, the con
ductors, by a simple and ingenious pro
cess, making themselves beneficiaries to
that amount. When the Yerkes. syndi
cate formally resumed control of ti e
company on January lst^the event was
signalized by the introduction of coupon
tickets. The conductors were instructed
to ring up’ as cash every coupon taken,
As the coupons were sold twenty-two for
$1, and as cash fares were five cents, con
ductors who studied the subject were
tempted to turn into the company a'!
coupons and no cash, thus harvesting
just ten cents on every dollar.
A HELP INDEED.
K«4*wnd, The
I liiiffl- Sohvfapistol::'
tors
@§mpanySi||s;5 qr-'*eYen wag; -
then appointed to ctfiEw^up by-1 arSKmd
to report to a meefing ito-morrow night
all the details in regard to tbe number of
officers, and the men to be secured for
immediate work.
A freight train on the 2 New River di
vision of the Norfolk & Western Railroad
ran into a rock slide, twenty-seven miles
from Central the other night. The engine-
jumped the track: and ran'into the river
and disappeared. The. -engineer
drowned at his post- The.- fireman
also killed and twenty-five loaded
were demolished.
Apparently the whole city of Charles
ton, S. C., is up iri arms against the mu
nicipal license - system. The new city
eouncil passed the usual license bill, and,
although there had been an effort to
abolish it, everybody thought the matter
was settled. However, a peti
tion and protest has been circulated, ex
tensively signed, to be presented to the
council.
Miss Fannie Gjllem, of Chattanooga.
Tenn., was carrying a bucket of watei
from a spring, near her home, to the
house, she was shot in the face by hot
eleven-year-old brother. Thirty-two shot
struck her in the if ace and head; and she
is thought to be fatally hurt. The little
fellow was playing with a double-barrell
ed shot gun, which he thought was not
loaded.
Mr. Holmes, the transfer mail agent at
the union, depot in Birmingham, Ala.,
wrs robbed of 19 registered packages
'while he was asleep on a truck in the ear
shed. Postmaster Inspector Williamson
arrested Thomas W. Peteet, a young man
who has been iivfilg by his wits 4 some
time. Peteet was intimate with Holmes
and. was seen about the depot on the night
of the robbery, i
A boiler in Woitihie & Son’s - mills, in
Jonesboro, N, C,, burst, instantly killing
Richard Melver, ( colored, fireman, and
seriously injurjng.'Henry Dark and Peter
Mclver. The fireman had drained the
safety valve down to prevent the loss oi
steam and filled the furnace full of
pine knots. He was blown through a
house, a distance -of seventy-five feet, and
his body was torn into fragments.
The coroner’s jury of inquest into the
killing of Trial Justice George E. Haynes-
worth, at Sumter, S. C., have rendered a
verdict to the effect that the deceased
came to his death at the hands of one of
the following named persons: W. J.
Harby, P. G. Bowman, J. R. Kels or K.
Pennington, the one doing the shooting
bein| unknown, the others aiding and
abetting. Gf the parties implicated, all
are in jail except Bowman and Penning
ton, whose wounds are too serious to per
mit of their removal from their homes.
The Enronean Powers Preparing lor a
Great Struggle—Irish Allairs—Storms« '
Railroad. Accidents, Suicides, etc.
Erard’s -piano factory (the oldest in the
a crid) in Paris, France, was destroyed by
ire, |
The Alhambra Theatre at Antwerp was
destroyed by fire. The theatre was a
vast struclSare.
Two express trains on the Dutch State
railroad, near Meppel, collided. Twenty-
six persons were killed and . many others
tnjKced. ft-'- *
A canal burst at a point near Dudley,'
not far from Birmingham, England. Hun
dreds of families were rendered homeless
by the inundation.
The Liberal Radical Union has decided
to give a public reception in London,
England, to Messrs. O’Brien and Sullivan
after their release from Tullamore jail.
On the celebration of the Pope’s Jubi
lee in Chicago, Ill., the Catholics of that
city collected a purse of $19,000, and it
Will be forwarded to Rome.
Prof; Thiersch, of the Leipsic Univer
sity, has published the opinion, that ac
cording to recent accounts from San Remo;
the drown Prince’s malady cannot be oi
it cancerous nature.
The Italian papers Say Mr. Gladstone,
the Grand Old Man of England, will treat
with the Vatican for tits support in the ef
forts being made to obtain autonomy for
Ireland, Mgr. Perisco having commenced
the negotiations. (
An earthquake in Mexico was percept
ibly felt throughout its southern part,
and in the city of Ingualalia was quite
Severe. Some damage to property, con-
Bisting principally in the cracking of
walls, is reported, but no loss of life.
: The board of poorhouse directors in
! Lancaster, Pa., asked the tramps confined
In the county workhouse; one hundred
and forty in all, if they were willing to
go to Reading to take the strikers’ places,
and if so to- sigh a paper. But only
’•twenty-five Complied, the rest fearing vio
lence, - j”,
* By a premature blast at Wilkesbarre,
■Penn., four Italians ’were killed and sev-
!en severely injured, while at work in
blasting on the Lehigh Valley * railroad,
near Laurel Run. An Irish foremap was
standing within one foot of the blast hole,
was blown into the air and landed on Bis
feet with trifling injuries.
| Mrs. Leonora M. Barry, of Philadel
phia, Pa,, general investigator of the
Knights of Labor, lias,Issued a circular
RTferTo the female members of the order!
uherever found. It deals with the. Ijjj
pcfif the condiHdiTof"vrPricing women -
and girls and strongly advocates the ex
penditure of money for education instead:
of strikes. !■ . -
Ex-Empress Eugenie decided that the*
ceremony of the removal of the remains
of Napoleon III, and the prince imperial
from Chiselhurst to Earnborough should
be private; none of the members of the
royal family were present, but the queen
gent wreaths to be placed on the coffins.
After mass had been celebrated, the cof
fins were taken to Farnborough by. a
special train. Only the ex-empress and
her usual suite were present.
A span in the new viaduct- now being
constructed at Cleveland, Ohio, and
which connects Sonthside with the city
proper, fell recently. It was ninety feei
above the ground. A large car was
pushed off the end of the span, by acci-
on.t in fulHmr it knocked the braces
A Terri bie Aflljption t- The Attack
to l:e Renewed—Twice Snr- ]
prisqd—Ernshed Again—
Took His UegjOff -
Mendicant^~“Will you please help thq
blind, sir?”
Gentleman— “You can see afe vtefl as
I. You’re,not blind.” .
| Mendicant—“No, sir, but my wife is.;
She takes in washin’ an’Thave to fetch
all the water for her. It’s an awful thing
to be .blind, sir.”—Drake's Magazine. -
The Attack to be Renewed.
Young Man—“ I love your daughter,;
sir, devotedly. May I hope for a bless
ing from you?”
Old Man—*“]lave you spoken to my
daughter- upon the subject?”
Young Man—“Yes, and she refused
me.” «r» ; | ;
Old Man— ‘‘Well, doesn’t that settle
it?”-
Young Man—“No, sir. You forget
that I am a life insurance agent, and
neyer take no for an answer.”—New York
Bun. , ' ■ •
Twice Siirprised.
Young. Wife (at dinner table, sobbing)
—“I think you—-you-—are just as mean
as -:1s--you can be. I made that—that
apple'dumpling as a pleasant surprise for 1
you,' and—and now- - you—want me to
firing a handsaw to cut it in two with.”
Young Husband—“Good heavens,
Maria! Is that a dumpling? I took it
for a cocoanut. (With desperate firm
ness.),- I’ll eat it now, Maria, if it kills
me. Chicago Trllmne.
one ' should . be w ound - up at a regular
hour each day, -The old man concurred
in the planwitli ail bis head, and prom-
mised he'‘would not.fail.- ■ The house was,
closed., .Theowner bragged a goo.d.defl
about his! scheme for having cve^y room
guarded against’ Leaks, etc , during'^thfe
winter, 'and came to-Boston A week or
two afterward this geuileman thought,
he wotifd tiake 1 a riitf doWhtitf Nah imti/and
see, how things were;- going;! When' he
arrived,there lie found his man, who-was-.:
veiyglad to see liivn,, and told him that
lie had wound each clock faithftrily as he
had di rect ed . On en teritig; the house, the
two proceeded td theffear drawing rbom,
and the astonishment of the rownor may ,:
be better lmigmCd than described- whetj
he saw ranged afong in a row his thirteen
blocks, which the old man had brought
down to save himself the trouble of go
ing all over the housceverv day.—Boston
Gazette. 7:
, Crushed- A<rai n.
(Midnight.) :'' Poor .Wife to husband
whose loud shoring keeps her awake—
“‘Cliai'liel'“CIlaflie! do stop snoring!
Turn over on your side.! ’’ (Nudges,him.,)
Husband, only half awake, grunts,
turns on his side, and continues to snore.
Wife has a happy {idea. Remembers a
[ine from an article.called “ How to Pre
vent Snoring,’! sGives her husband a
second nudge, which elicits another
grunt.) “Oh, Charliel If you’d koetl
your mouth shut, you’d be all right.”'
Charlie (still* semi-conscious}'—“So
Would you 1 ”—Harper's Bazar.
dent, and in falling it knocked the braces
and beams out of place and tbe span
went also. There were eight workmen
on the span when it fell. Two men were
killed and four injured.
an angry mayor.
The tow boat, “Little Bill,” in attempt-
to pass through a narrow passage made
by tbe lowering of some of the wickets
at Davis island dam, hear Pittsburg, Pa,,
struck one of the broken wickets and
knocked it down, clearing the channel
for the space of 200 feet. Boats are now
passing through the'opening made by the
accident, and about three million bushels
of coal will get out for shipment to Cin
cinnati and Louisville, instead of one
million bushels, as expected.
SUMMARY MEASURES.
At Madisonville, county seat of Madi
son comity, Texas, a! body of armed.citl-
zens—calling themselves reformers—shot
and killed Bill Bold while he Was stand
ing on the steps of Viser's store, and then
hanged “Red” Paige, and another roan,
whose name is not known.
happy day.
The. Christian AdiocaU, of Nashville,
Tenn., anhouncei a fact' that makes glao
many hearts among the Methodists, that
the publishing house is able to pay the
last cent of its outstanding obligations;
that the concern is out of debt. The
bonds are at par,(and the book agent is
■prepared to redeem all of them, now out
standing-. The agent requests that these
bonds be presented as - soon as .possible.
Ten years ago the! publishing house ap
peared to be'hopdl.es^ly involved, in debt.
The annual message of Mayor Haynes,
of Newark, N. J,, complains of the Lack-
awana & Western railroad company. He
says: “A few first-class funeral subjects
furnished from, the directors of that road
would make room for a reasonable board
—one that would not treat a city of 165,H
000 inhabitants, that pays them hundreds
of thousands of dollars yearly, worse than
they treat any country village from Hob
oken to Buffalo. It becomes us, on all
occasions, to be' reconciled to the will oi
the Lord, and if in His wisdom He should
see fit to remove some of the directors oi
the road, the city of Newark would be
perfectly reconciled tc- His merciful dis
pensation.’) ,
BOUND TO ESCAPE.
Jailers Birdsong and Bassett, at the
Macon, Ga., jail, in changing the anklets
around Tom Woolfolk’s leg, found that
one of the staples that connect the lock
chain with the anklet had been cut tin
two. on one side, leaving a good big gap
in one bend of the staple. They set to
work immediately to find the saw, and
after a long search found a piece of
broken case knife, with the blade all
gapped up, concealed near the roof,
This is his second attempt to escape
within a week. , -
COTTON REPORT-
The decline in Liverpool,: Fiigland
seems to have made some of ti. timid
“longs” sell out, as otherwise there seems
to be nothing in the market to cause a
decline. The latest news from that point
is: “Certainly we have very seldom seen
Manchester doing a bigger business, the
export trade for yarns having carried off
any surplus supplies, and it looks as if it
would take some considerable advance in
prices, before consumption will be
checked.”
WANT IT FREE.
“MUST EAT CROW.’
In the Circuit Court, at La Fayette, In
diana,'Judge Vincent decided, that tele
phone companies were compelled by the
statute law to rent instruments to cus
tomers at $3 per! month whether they
wished or not »„«***- ~ •
Must Have Suffered.
Barber (to customer)—“Did you
tice that gentleman who just
out
Customer--“Yes.”
Barber—“I’ve shaved him for over five
years.” . ‘ L-.
Customer—'‘ Vou tlon’t say so?
years' Heavens, how he must
suffered!”—Jti/ioch,
Bub -Talks of the Goat.
The gote iz wot botinists wood call a
forgit me not—no boy that is suddenly
overtakin by a gote will be apt to ferget
im. This is a settled fak in my mind,
altho’ wen ma looked at mi trowsers af
ter the las’ engagement sha thort it wuz
a open kweschin. The gote gives milke,
pervided you don’t make a mistake ait
tap the rong kind ov a gote; in this caS.e
you dont git any milk but yu do git
igsasperated. Gotcs wares thate hare
pompydore wen thare, in a pes,ceful mood,
but wen thay aint thay wares it bang, an
I its a* kin ov bahg’yu dont -forgit ifi *
| hurry nether. .Ole gentlemen gotes wares
wiskers wich is decevin cause thay looks
like Sunday skool su'perintendferiS, but if
yu sen his tale wink yu want.-to ajurn*
rylts yool think yodje-sot down on a
frate 'kar'that wuxina hurry. " Gotesiz
eters. Wen tliar , hungry i frido ■ tomb
stones iz jest as .gopd.to them.ez enny.
thing buy ef thares iriiymoryutn Verses
ontit thayls.pit.tem out. -xlve been - try in
tp say something nice bout the sgiy* gotes
looks in’ the face, but I cant an -yu mus-
ent spepkt me' ter say anythirig’ - m.een
bout a fj-niud that gives me so many,
boosts fHH 1 i>: i — Tonif/t Gazette.,
Took His Lefi Off,
(‘Did you hear abput. Jake Gubbins’s
leg beingt'aken off?”
*| NrnSReg. was tiiaitl ’’
“This morningy on the railroad.” -
f‘ Jove, tlpit's hard luck. How did it;
’happen ! ” , ^ ..
•• Wiiy, you see he bought a ticket,
antL.tgiar-ded’thcArain and the locomotive
w ffi^|*'dai!d away ywqtprqiooT, .Gubbins’s
leg ” ” "*
“Well how? Did he fall off?” ,?
Blowing Up Camels., \
Moorish traders m camels scorn to be
no ‘iftbie ' honest than- traders in liorse^-
haveti the repntatio-n-..of; being:» ;Tha‘
author of “Among the A^Ijs”.describes.
One of‘the‘if'feickS,' which, according to
his account, Ally an expert is iikplv'
■to d.ete.ct.,: Th^story was ? tpld tq the,
| author of a Frenchman who. had traveled
* for sometime in AlgiCiv*. - - •'■*'- ••*1 ” "
On one occasion, .while; in an,, Arab
Ivillage,' he declaredhisjntention of buy* t
i! ing a young camel. No soon pi; had -Ms
i : desire, bepomftj. known than tiAt least:
:: twenty camG"' ' ere , brought for his in-
|| f f weiAv •all finfetoqttigijg
aniinals.aia
tb:tiV.. rtitie. ^Oxjly;
Sttee
:No.-He sat there in atispat, aBA-TOpA.: • — —
the train went it had to. take, his leg oif, | TtTW 11
didn’t i®|§ Of course it tobk the rest..o| j|Uo°k at his larW.iiMlML.
him off too, you know Lie'll be lionie skeleton, on whose! alniW
on the night’ train ptobably—I’ll take a i.tbeflesh hung.in large, folds, arip
cigar for inirie ‘'—Dansmlle Breeze. ■■■ ' ;best development was;abou»p,30inp»v
- ' , i : '.The method by Which the camel; a?e-
H© Understood. ,j suddenly- ..“fattened’’ for the naailigyfty;
On a Wabish and..Cottage Grove grip ' dhitfa ciesciibed . . . ’ ,y ;
First Person—(’I got the worst of it j An mctsioii about an inch mtiriigth W
-to-day” : . .. made, in each ear-betwecii the skin.aai.a.
Second Ditto—“So*” ■ “ the flesh. Into this a small tube is
First—“Yes, I wenthome last night j 'fitted arid secured by hsilk cord. There'
and that duck - of a wife said to me': it r remaiM, hidd®» from .tiip o*«erv^OB..-
! ‘Dearie, the hats this fall are much of a,lllmt the initiated, and leacy
lower.’ I was overdome with, joy, and at aiiyffioment.When a hrferc ia ™
told her tb go and get one or two if sbej is ; not acquainted with .the^
liked, because you know how uncertain ! trick comes to buy
the market is.”
Second Ditto—“Well!”
First—“Well, she did ; got two. To
day I paid the bill. "Holy Joseph, but it
Was a stunner. More than I ever paid
before. So I spoke to my wife about it,
and her reply was that she meant the
style was lower—not the price. See?
That Wife of mine ought to be a lawyer
or an editor or something where her
genius could spread itself.
The speaker turned to see the effect of
his ‘ narrative upon his friend, but the
latter had fallen off his seat about a half
block distant.— Ghieago Mail.
It Could Not Be.
• He put on his hat, started slowly for
the door, hesitated, came back, sighed
deeply and took the lily white hand 411
his own and pressed itdofhis lips.
“Katie,” he murmured, “I have waited
long —0I1, how lonjfMfor this oppor
tunity. Will you, Katie, will you,
darling be mine?”;
: “Henry, ” she replied, with a look half
of sorrow and half of determination, “it
can never be.”
“Never be! Oh, why have you per
mitted me to hope? Why have you en
couraged me, only to stamp upon my
bleeding heart at last?”
“I am sorry, Henry; but I can never
be yOurs. I have other-objects in view.”
“Otherobjects,?”.. . ;
“Yes, Henry; I cannot consent to be
long to any man. I intend that you
shall be mine.''-^Boeton Psangcript.
At the annual meeting of the Commer
cial club; of Augusta, Ga., by a unani
mous vote, it was decided to request tbe
Council to make tbe city bridge free at
.nice. , * - :
Dull Times West.
Eastern Man—“How is business in
Prairie City?”
Western Man—‘‘Everything’s dead;
don’t know what the country is coming
to. ” „.:
E. M.—“Why, Iheardten new factor--
ries were going up there.”
!J W. M.—“Yes,, that so.” |
E.AL—“And a new board of trade
had started in opposition to the old one. ”
W. M.—“Yes, Tbelieve so.”
E. M.—“And I was, told 400 nevy
houses were in course of construction.’
PHHH | I qamcl, tb<#, dealer ti;
talres two tubes, each a yarc( long, aiid,
j inserting one lend of - each-rin, the small- -
[ tubes, just described, through the other,
puds two 1 Arabs ’ blow with all their .
I might until thcanimal has attained the
| requisite degree of plumpness. . The in- .
Bating tubes are then withdrawn, and
the - air is prevented from escaping by
means of a coifir smeared ivith pitch. ..
The poor camel now becomes, apparent Jy,
quite 'lively aiid frisky, trying to throw
itself on the: ground, or to press, against
the wall or a tree, or whatever .object
may be at hand, so as to: get fid of the
wind; It is generally: too well watched ■*
by the' rascally Arab to. g^M§8 .
accomplishing its purpose.- ! Sometimes,
however, it manages to elude his vigil
ance;. and.then, if the cork n n^r Ye, r f* ;
secufely fastened, the wind escapes with
a whistle like- that of a steam engine, antigb
the fine-looking beast, suddenly cqliapa^^S
into the miserable object it really
Youth’s Com;■■■ anion.
Gliost-Haunted Ships. t
. Ghost-haunted ships were of all thing$#(i
those which the sailor regarded with
most terror, and,it is-not many yea«?
since that an account was published of
some sailors whq refused to serve on J
board a British man-of-war because,) as
they said, there was a- ghost aboard. '
When pressed to give a .reason for their,
belief they said they smelled him.: .
night, however, in a staferof genuine
terror, they said they had. not only/
smelled but seen the ghost—a\ e, and,.
heard it, too, behind some beer barM?,«
and thev would rather swim than remain
aboard." The captain, however, ordeted,
them to be put in irons until they were <
well out at sea and,then flogged. Aftef *
that lm heard nothing more of the ghost.
Ships thus haunted were, not | only
doomed to peiish, in the belief >of •
sailors, but their very presence brought ,
; danger to all who looked qpon them.
The decayed hulls of_vessels^ reput%d(t<^
be haunted would drive the fisher folk
’ on some of the Scotch and .Irish coasts
1 from the most promising bays, and
no one would -venture even-to bathe near
them, such wild unreasonable terror did .
HI LVUIOU VI v—— J . .. . 7
•Yesfl s’pose that’s about the they provoke. —London. 1 elegrajM.
no-
went
Five
have
W. M.-
number.”
E. M.-4-' £ ‘But you say things are dull. ”
W. M.—“Dull’s no name for it ; dead,
absolutely dead. , Why, sir, I staked out
a suburb, only fifty miles away, into
twenty-foot lots at $10,060 a lot. an’I
ain’t sold a danged one of ’em.”—Tid-
Bits.
Ingenuity on Both Sides.
A Curious Deformity,
A seven-year-old chil,d of Herman
Myers, a few miles southeast of Waits-
burg, Washington Territory, died a-few
days ago. The child had -from ita m
fancy, doubtless, bcetnlcad to all
sense,!—hearing,, smelling,,-fasting, fe”w
ing and seeing. It never walked, stood
nor sat—nor even attempted to —yet it
MMa'"' " ’ Kg the
A gentleman about to close his sum-| grew physically all the time, «
mer house at Nahant conceived what he j period of its death-waaaS tad as ordinary
considered a briLliant idea to insure thej children of its-age. tit never jn._any.waj
daily iiersona.1 inspection of every room) helped itself, nor #temptc)(^i
--- * • ‘ - 4l --- eat what was. p^'in its r^s
ever food was.put there
in his villa during (he winter by the old
man in whose, charge the establishment
was to be left. Accordingly, he said to
the old man that.* he-shonld leave all his
..clocks, one in each room, at Nahant,dur
ing the winter., and he desired that every
.til
It would!
.ill,ami wli’en-^.
Its eyes were
as bright as : 'evcr seen, but they seemed
to be useleis. - It showed no iMrns of life
at any tiine, except that itJK:eatlied, ate ,
and digested its food ,.